Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian smiled and said: "This kind of woman, in ancient times, would have been immersed in a pig cage. Well, it's getting late, the anchor is ready to rest, and continue to survive tomorrow, you can't relax in this rainforest."

"Anchor, bye."

"Anchor, bye."

"Anchor, bye."

"Anchor, bye."

......

Ye Tian said good night and closed the live broadcast room.

As soon as he climbed into the bamboo hut and lay down, throwing the little fat mouse aside, a message popped up in the system.

System: "(Completed) Side Mission 1: (Build a wooden house within one day) Progress 100/100."

Ye Tian was stunned, and quickly asked, "Where's the reward?"

System: "Ah? What? What did you say? The signal is not good, I can't hear it."

Ye Tian: "!@￥#@!￥#...%￥"

Angered the system for half an hour.

Ye Tian sighed: "System, you are inflated, where is the system that served me wholeheartedly, is the system that brought me to fly with me, is it dead, that..."

System: "......" [System: I have a saying that I don't know what to say about it. 】

In the end, the system had to make a statement to ensure that the next time the reward was rich, otherwise it was almost killed by Ye Tian. As it went along, it found that Ye Tian was getting more and more proficient at it, and he still had no resistance. Li, it is so desperate to meet such a host!

At night, Ye Tian slept very comfortably, especially in the night when he dreamed of two beauties turning a dragon and a phoenix, the palm could not be controlled by one hand at all, it was soft and comfortable, this little bamboo house is too awesome, basically no Mosquito, sleep comfortably, much better than the first day, the softness in my hand seems to be very real, and the big steamed bun in my hand can run, almost ran away several times, but the big steamed bun is in front, how can I let it go? It ran away and was caught by him again.

Early the next morning, when Ye Tian slept comfortably, when he got up, he glanced at his hand and stared, finally knowing why last night was so real, isn't this a little fat rat? He had been holding it in his hand for a whole night, and it was almost deformed. On one side of the hand, the little fat mouse ran away as if running away, and shrunk to the foot of the bamboo house, with two dark and bright eyes looking at Ye Tian , with fear.

After being pinched all night, the master who followed him back last night was so terrifying. He had escaped many times and couldn't escape. His hand speed could keep up with the speed of his escape.

Ye Tian was a little embarrassed, but when he remembered the dream last night, there was a lewd smile on the corner of his mouth, and he felt pretty good!

He looked around and found that Jian Nan was no longer there. Ye Tian was startled and quickly climbed out of the small bamboo hut, thinking where this guy would go so early.

After cleaning his face and teeth, the water slapped his face, his mind was cool, he opened the live broadcast room and said with a smile, "Morning everyone!"

A large wave of water friends poured in.

"Anchor, good morning!"

"The live broadcast room is open, anchor, good morning."

"I am the first, followed by my son."

"I'm the first."

"Damn it, the guy in front is too much, and it's my son who talks behind."

"Upstairs, your sister!"

....

Seeing that the live broadcast room suddenly became noisy, Ye Tian smiled and shook his head. Just when Ye Tian was about to look around, he happened to see Jian Nan, who was covered in dew, walking out of the woods with a downcast face. Full of disappointment and confusion.

"Jian Nan, got up so early? Where did you go?" Ye Tian asked curiously.

However, Jian Nan didn't answer, but walked forward with a depressed expression on his face.

Ye Tian said to himself: "It seems that he was stimulated again early in the morning, and the word "depressed" is written on his face. It is estimated that there is nothing to stimulate him in the rainforest these two days. If he is stimulated, it is only yesterday's trap Yes, it is estimated that I have to run to see my own trap early in the morning, and I must have found nothing. After all, only a man like me can be so dick. It seems that Jiannan still does not recognize this fact.

"

"666... ​​The anchor is the truth."

"What the anchor said is very reasonable, and I can't refute it."

"It turns out that I laughed unkindly again. On my way to work now, the beautiful woman next to me keeps staring at me. May I ask everyone, is she dormant by my handsome appearance? If I go up to ask for a phone number now, yes Isn't it easy to get it?"

"Hahaha~~ Brother upstairs, you are right, go up and ask for the phone number, she must be very nice to you, forget it, don't ask for the number, just pull her little hand, the man should let go, ask Take the initiative, maybe you can open a room tonight."

"Yes, yes, come on, man, don't be a coward. Going up is a kiss. Maybe she's really blind and falls in love with you."

"Really? Then I'm fucked! Maybe I can end my 25-year single life tonight, get married tomorrow, and have children the next day. I've already thought about our children. It's called Sun Bichi, what do you think?"

"6666.... I will accept you."

"Panxia and Bi Chi, this name is really good."

"I have already thought about the name of the child, 233333... I was drinking water, and instantly sprayed a skirt of the girl next to me, it looked like she had urinated on her skirt, now the girl is resistant to me, how do I get out now, wait online, urgent !"

"I've been patient with you, the relationship is good! I'll take it soon, why haven't I encountered such a thing."

"Damn, what a fart, 1.5 meters, full of acne, at least 200 pounds by visual inspection, I am dripping mom, water friends, help!"

"Uh.... You ask for more blessings! Anyway, the lights are turned off, it's the same."

......

Looking at the barrage, Ye Tian thought together and said with a smile: "I have a classmate whose name is Ling Lin, and it was nothing, until one day, the language teacher taught us an idiom: sparkling, since then, Every time we read the word, we couldn't help but look at her."

"puff."

"Pfft~6666, sparkling.\

,""I'm going, he overturned again, anchor, why are you so dick."

"What do you mean? Why didn't I understand? Anchor, explain."

"Peeling Ling Lin, 23333, I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha."

"Ling Lin sounds good, but when I heard the anchor's explanation, I immediately felt dirty. I went, and another good name was ruined."

"I'll go. I have a best friend named Ling Lin. No, I have to tell her, hahahaha, I want to see the expression on her face."

"It's such a coincidence that I have a female classmate named Ling Lin, the anchor, how do you want me to face her, as soon as I see her, I will think of this idiom."

.....

Ye Tian thief smiled and continued: "It's nothing, I have a friend named Yi Shanjing, that's terrible, if that's not enough, I also have a friend of a friend named Feng Linwan, That's what you can't bear to look at."