Wilderness Lucky God

"Hello, I'm your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, she's a good girl, please cherish her. If it's just for fun, please let her go. When you're with her, take her shopping and don't let her wear high heels. Her feet hurt. Every time I see her frowning, I must coax her well. She doesn't like hot weather, she gets impatient when it's hot. The first time we did it in a 40-yuan hotel in front of the school, she hurt My heart is piercing like a gossamer, and my hands are scratching my back. If you don't talk about this, you will gradually know about it. Talk about what you don't know. It was super tight the first time, but don't worry, I've helped you widen it. You're much easier to enter, and you don't have to watch her suffer. Her left breast is bigger, because I've always been used to touching it with my right hand. In the future, you should focus on the right side, balance. She **, don't keep her on top, she'll be very tired.? I've only used a lot of poses with her, but you can develop a little more. She likes new ones.? Her favorite is, let me She is shy and embarrassed to enter from the back, but she is the most comfortable in that position.? You have to be proactive.? By the way, she only uses Durex. But don't wear cool clothes, she doesn't like that because it's too cold. You can I've never used one with bumps. She should like it. In fact, she never wanted me to use a condom because she was afraid I'd be sad. But it's better to use it. It's not good to be pregnant. You should also think about her. If you don't resist giving me KJ, you can also try it, but the technique is not very good, because I can't bear to keep letting it? She is like this.? She likes me giving her KJ, really, she will resist, but she really likes it , you are tough. She enjoys it every time. Her ears are the most sensitive point, and RT is also very sensitive. She has a lot of water. She is very comfortable.? Also, she is very provocative and good at playing KISS.? It seems to be nothing. That's all.? I wish you happiness.? By the way, when you hold hands, don't think about her hand touching my brother, by the way, when you kiss, don't think about her mouth being touched I've been through it, by the way, don't think about her expression when she's facing me when you're having sex. Be happy, my friend."

Suddenly a long barrage appeared, the whole live broadcast room was quiet, the whole world was quiet, everyone was shocked, there is actually a vicious way of caring in the world, and then...... Everyone went to read it carefully, and Ye Tian couldn't help but read it.

Eighteen bends of the mountain road, the gods of autumn famous mountain bikes will roll over at this bend.

After one minute, the screen is full of 6666, and everyone will only send 666, and the rest will not be sent at all.

"666666"

"6666666"

"Mom sold the batch, and I overturned the car again."

"I thought there was an undercover agent, but I didn't expect to see that it was a friendly army in the end."

"There's still this kind of routine, so he's just turned 6."

"Damn, I can't bear to look directly at him. What he said is too detailed."

"I learned another way to disgust my ex-girlfriend. Don't be too 6. I can disgust her and doubt her life."

......

Ye Tian was stunned, with such a routine, he couldn't help giving a thumbs up and said, "It's awesome!"

And the water friend who threw the question said weakly again: "Anchor, are you really doing this well?"

"Cough cough cough cough."

It was only then that Ye Tian remembered that the other person was the righteous one, so he straightened his face immediately and said, "Okay, everyone, don't make trouble, this friend is already very tangled, we can't sprinkle salt on other people's wounds, although it's still pretty good. cool."

"23333"

"It's really cool."

"Forgive my unkind smile, hahahahaha."

......

Ye Tian continued: "Next time, the anchor's emotional interpretation time, that friend [my girlfriend is pregnant], everyone was joking before, don't worry about it, your approach is not wrong, when you meet this kind of woman, Of course you have to break up, this green hat must not be carried, this green hat is a lifetime, you will be ruined in this life, you must not carry this hat,

And if you are married to her, this woman won't really love you. "

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little puzzled. They did not agree to get married, but the latter sentence was a bit of a nuisance.

"Anchor, it's impossible! Maybe people will take care of it and I'm not sure."

"Yeah! Anchor, although I also agree that I must never marry such a woman, how can this woman not love him? He has already treated her like this."

"Anchor, haven't you met before?"

"You have a story and I have wine, please tell your story."

......

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily and said, "Well, let me tell you the results of the survey. I'm not discriminating against women, but this is a real survey."

"This survey of women is like this: There are two men, one is an ex-boyfriend who smokes, drinks, drinks, drugs, sits in jail and has a tattoo all over his body. He broke your virginity and made you have ten abortions; the other is a car and a house. The honest husband of your parents, which is your favorite in your heart? Which one should you choose according to your thinking? Tell the truth."

"Certainly the second one."

"Yes, it must be the second one, that's a good husband!"

"It's not bad if you don't dislike her, it's always the second."

"It won't be the first one! If it is, I will begin to doubt life from now on."

......

Ye Tian sighed and said: "Hey, most of the answers are like this, the first 30 percent: of course, it's your ex-boyfriend! Every time I do it with a stupid husband, I always think about my ex-boyfriend; the second percent is my ex-boyfriend. Fifty: Yes, my husband is an idiot, and he dislikes me for having had several abortions. If my ex-boyfriend had no money, I wouldn’t marry him, hahaha, I’m spending my husband’s money secretly. Bought a BMW X5 for my ex-boyfriend; the third eighteenth percentile: um, even if my ex-boyfriend abandons us again and again, we still love him deeply. The pick-up man will never understand what true love is. You want to You know, women are really complex animals."

"23333"

"6666666"

"This kind of woman is so cheap."

"Sometimes women are acting. This shows that I am a girl. Among the girls I know, there are really people who say the same thing as the anchor."

"This...this...this, I suddenly don't know what to say."

"Brother, you are doing the right thing, we support you."

"Yes, yes, support you."

"That's right, it's obviously that the woman and the best friend are wrong. They both cheated and scolded other people as scumbags. Their brains are not good."

"Look at it, fortunately you found out before you got married. If you found out after you got married, as the anchor said, don't you regret it even more? So you found out in advance, you should be happy, go laugh, run, go Welcome to your new life, successfully dodging a green hat."

"What you said upstairs makes sense, but I can't refute a word."

"Thank you [My girlfriend is pregnant] for the Rocket X10 given to the anchor! - Anchor, I completely understand, I will no longer struggle with this matter, and I have completely let go. Thank you for enlightening me, just like the water friend. Say, I found out in advance, I'm not married yet, I should be happy."

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