Wilderness Lucky God

One by one, the water friends started to cry.

"Ah ah ah! I really want to eat it, I can smell the aroma through the screen."

"23333, I just admire the shameless people like the anchor who have the ability to pretend. If you don't talk about it, the screen is full of saliva, and typing is ineffective."

"How did I become such a person? I actually licked the screen, I can't control myself!!!"

"I'm so envious! I've obviously eaten rabbit meat before, and it doesn't feel very delicious. Why do I think the anchor's roast is delicious? I really want to eat it! Is this the strength?"

"Hey, this is strength, there is meat to eat every day!"

"Isn't it true, there is meat to eat every day, it's like going to the wild for BBQ, to survive? It doesn't exist."

"Survival? Is this a survival show? Why do I look like camping? No, I'm obviously going to eat and drink spicy food. I envy the dead baby."

"Hahaha, don't make trouble."

.....

"This person who roasts rabbits is absolutely master-level in barbecue skills. The skin is crispy and delicious, the meat is delicious, and the seasoning penetrates into a bite of the strong game rabbit aroma. How is it possible? How is it possible? There is such a delicious food in this world. Roasted rabbit meat is so delicious that I almost swallowed my tongue when I ate it. This roasted rabbit meat person is really a genius. I have always admired him. If I meet him, I must kneel down and worship him. ..."

Ye Tian teased with the water friends, pretended to be forced, and boasted shamelessly.

"I've never seen someone so brazen."

"To praise myself like this, I was the first to see it, and said it seriously, 233333"

"It's too shameless, too shameless, anchor, if you continue like this, you will be beaten."

"Ah ah ah ah! The baby is losing weight, I can't help it, anchor, you bastard, I can't control myself anymore."

"You have the strength to lose weight when you are full. A group of friends and I have already ordered Roast Quanyang. We eat the same food as usual, but today it tastes several times better than usual. The chef of the Roast Quanyang restaurant has changed, or My illusion?"

"Thank you [** waist wrapping] for the card X100 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [I am the anchor's little fan girl] for the plane X1 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Love you] for the Rocket X2 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [I Am Little Fairy] for the Rocket X2 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Old man has a girl's heart] for the card X10 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Pink Jasmine] for the Rocket X10 presented to the anchor!"

.....

Ye Tian found that the more he boasted, the more exaggerated, the more the water friends liked to give gifts, and the more they gave, the more bragging about it, often the screen was full of 666, and the live broadcast room was harmonious.

Everyone cooperated with the anchor to quietly pretend to be forceful, which is simply a clear stream in the live broadcast industry.

A fat rabbit entered the stomachs of the two of them, making Ye Tian and the two still unsure, sucking the rabbit oil on their fingers, feeling great.

It feels so good to be full, so satisfied.

After a busy day and eating meat, this kind of life feels really good.

Lying on the hay next to the fire, the little fat mouse sat quietly on Ye Tian's stomach. Ye Tian also tore a piece of meat for him to eat, but he just smelled it, and then picked up his fruit happily. I gnawed and never stopped, no wonder I was so fat.

Jian Nan was holding a big mango and nibbling at the side, which probably wasn't full.

Ye Tian adjusted his lying posture, smiled and said to the live broadcast room, "Do you want to hear jokes?"

The water friends were stunned for a moment, and quickly became excited.

"listen!!!"

"Listen to it!!"

"I was so scared that I quickly moved the pony."

"I've put my phone away and closed the door to prevent it from falling. My mother thought I was going crazy again."

"Yes, yes, I'll be ready as soon as possible."

"What funny jokes are the anchors going to tell? I can't wait."

.....

Ye Tian organized the language,

Said: "My dad suddenly and mysteriously said to me at night: I can make you a rich second generation! As soon as I heard a look of surprise, I knew that my family was not so ordinary, but I didn't expect my dad to hide it from me for so many years. So He took a deep breath and said to him: No matter what you lied to me, I can bear it! At this time, my dad stretched out his hand and said, "Give me two dollars, and if I win the lottery, your dream will come true!"

"66666"

"Give me two dollars, 66666"

"Hahaha, this is the rhythm of the father pits the son."

"66666, hahahaha!"

"It's definitely Daddy."

"I'm also going to ask my dad for two yuan to make him the son of the rich generation. You wait for my good news."

"Upstairs, you will be beaten to death by your father."

"Anchor, another one."

"Yes, yes, another one."

......

Ye Tian hurriedly said one more thing: "I'm still my good friend of the second-hand goods. When I was a child, the dolls were afraid of injections, but she didn't. She likes to play hanging bottles and enjoys all kinds of fun. It's only four or five years old. , her mother was doing housework, she was on the side, her mother was playing with me, her mother didn't have time to take care of her, she said, "Is it okay for your mother to give you an injection?? That guy is all happy! Good!? Then her mother was with her." I put a toothpick in my hand and glued it with transparent glue. The toothpick was tied with a yarn, and the other end of the yarn was stuck to the wall...?

That guy just lay there quietly all afternoon..."

"puff."

"puff."

"Puff puff!!!"

"MDZZ! Hahaha!"

"I've laughed out my internal injuries, hahaha!"

"This kid has a hole in his head."

"Learned another way to keep kids quiet for an afternoon."

Jian Nan was laughing so hard next to him that Ye Tian looked at Jian Nan and suddenly said, "Jian Nan, do you want a child~"

"What do you want to do? Men and men can't have children." Jian Nan said, clutching his chest.

With a black line on Ye Tian's face, he couldn't wait to kick this guy to death, and said angrily: "Go away!"

"666666"

"Hahaha, so passionate!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, then the question is, whether Jian Nan sleeps with his back to the anchor or facing the anchor at night."

"I don't feel safe."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"I always feel gay in gay."

.....

Just when Ye Tian was looking at the starry sky and chatting happily with his water friends.

Suddenly, a barrage called "My girlfriend is pregnant" caught everyone's attention, including Ye Tian's.

"Anchor, I'm so sick right now, my girlfriend is pregnant, it was a very happy thing, and I was also very happy, and then we began to discuss marriage, but later I.... I learned that this child is not Mine, I'll just say break up, her best friend called me a scumbag, can the anchor give me an idea about this? Did I really do something wrong?"

"666666, scumbag."

"Scumbag, make sure it's correct!"

"That's right, break up just because the child isn't yours? Are you saying you're a scumbag?"

"Marry one and earn one, this business is guaranteed to not lose money! You make a profit, look, once you get married, you have a wife and a child."

"Humph! Dead scumbag, love is because she is pregnant with someone else's child, but she still loves you now."