Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian thief smiled and continued: "It's nothing, I have a friend named Yi Shanjing, that's terrible, if that's not enough, I also have a friend of a friend named Feng Linwan, That's what I can't bear to look at. []"

"Yishanjing???? Let me think about it."

"Feng Lin Bowl???? Make me think twice."

"I don't have enough brain cells, and the water friends are very good! For the puzzles given by the anchor, all undergraduates, graduate students, and doctoral students give me some strength!"

"Is it an idiom again? It's three words! That's not right!"

"Aren't the anchors lying to us? Just kidding with us! These two names are very nice! They don't mean anything! My wife's name is Yi Shanjing."

"Upstairs, don't be too naive. The anchor's words must have deep meaning, and it won't be so simple."

"Brother, I feel that your wife's name will be different from today, and your wife's life will be different."

"I was lost in thought."

"......"

.....

Looking at the contemplative book friends, Ye Tian did not directly announce the answer, but reminded: "This question is easy for junior high school and high school students to answer. Remind me, it is a poem! Both are poems."

"Who is a high school student, come out quickly."

"It's okay to graduate from high school, think about it, this important task is left to you, the peak of your life has come, and you can step on undergraduates, graduate students, and even doctoral students, such an opportunity is unprecedented. of."

"23333....For the first time, I felt that my high school diploma was so bad. Thank you to the anchor for naming our high school students."

"Say weakly, I have a primary school diploma, the anchor, can you answer?"

"Verse, verse, verse, ah ah ah ah, anchor, I can't think of it! You tell us."

"Wait, I seem to have an idea. I have a junior high school diploma, and I endorse the junior high school diploma."

"Damn it! I know, 2333333, I have a primary school diploma, rub, another poem was destroyed, I couldn't bear to look directly at it, chief writer, you are not afraid of Wang Zhihuan jumping out of the coffin and hitting you."

"Say it, say it, can't wait."

"The day is all over the mountains. When I look at it at this time, I can't bear to look directly at this verse. Pharaoh can actually write such a lewd verse."

"Puff puff."

"Pfft~ It turns out that this is the case, it's absolutely tragic."

"23333...Recalling that when I was a child, the teacher took us to read the Yellow Crane Tower aloud, and it was very hard to read. Now that I think about it, I feel ashamed."

"Nima, Bai Ri Yishanjing, my god, my classmate just... became so scary in my heart."

"...Nima, my wife's name is Yi Shanjing, and my surname happens to be Bai. It's really a bad fate. It turns out that there is always a reservation in the dark. You said that I told her this little story, and she Will you hit me?"

"66666....Upstairs, your wife will probably beat you to shit."

"Wait, I just solved the problem. What about a Feng Lin bowl?"

"Come on everyone, this may be the peak moment of a primary school diploma, junior high school diploma, and high school diploma."

"For the peak moment of my life, I worked hard."

"Feng Lin bowl, Feng Lin bowl, Feng Lin bowl, what exactly is Feng Lin bowl?"

"Speak weakly.... Say something, brothers and sisters, may I ask if I would like to stop and love Fenglin late, I am in the third grade of elementary school, the teacher just said this sentence in class today, and also assigned homework for us to come back and recite it, I just learned reading."

There was a momentary silence on the barrage, and after a few seconds of pause, it swiped wildly again.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck, fuck, fuck! It's crazy."

"Primary school students don't watch the anchor's live broadcast! They will be taught badly."

"Mom sells the batch, and another poem is destroyed, kid, tell your teacher the meaning of this poem in class tomorrow, and your teacher will definitely praise you.

Here's a little red flower for you. "

"Really? I told my teacher, will she really praise me? I don't study much, so don't lie to me."

"Sure, such an incisive explanation, such an ingenious explanation, if I were a teacher, I would definitely praise you greatly. You are the future of the motherland, how could I lie to you?"

"Yes, yes, I will definitely praise you, hahahaha~~"

"Mom sells batches, stops to have sex... 23333, congratulations from the anchor, you screwed up another verse."

"Strip Ling Lin naked, Yi Shan Jing in the daytime, stop to have sex with Feng Lin Wan, I can't bear to look directly at my mother."

"The eighteen bends of the mountain road are not as good as the anchor's one bend."

"Solemnly announce: Children must not watch live broadcasts, especially the live broadcasts of anchors."

"Hahahaha~~"

......

Ye Tian said calmly: "Yes, yes, you must apply what you have learned in your studies, otherwise it will be useful. The teacher often teaches you to study hard and become a person who will be useful to the society in the future, and I am the anchor to teach you how to How to apply what I have learned, as a host, I have to teach you guys, I suddenly feel so great, I start to worship myself, tsk tsk, why am I so awesome."

"Pooh!"

"Bah ah~ shameless."

"66666.... It turns out that this is applying what you have learned, learned, learned."

"God is a person who is useful to society. I appreciate that the anchor makes a crooked statement, but it makes people speechless. It feels very reasonable to return him."

"The anchor's words are very reasonable. The teacher often asks us to apply what we have learned and be a person who has a role in society. It turns out that this is the case. When I have class on Monday, I will tell the teacher what I have learned. He is sure I will be praised in front of my friends in the whole class—respectfully, the third-grade student.”

"233333"

"666666"

"Children, you will definitely become a well-known figure in the class and your age."

"I hope to see you alive tomorrow."

"I seem to see a rising star rising."

......

Ye Tian went to the side to pick up a pile of dry wood, and went to the fire that had been extinguished. It didn't take long for the fire to go out, and there was still a little spark. Soon, Ye Tian raised the flame again.

Looking at Jian Nan with a depressed face, Ye Tian asked, "What? Did you run to see the trap again? Did you catch the prey?"

Jian Nan was stunned for a moment, a little dumbfounded, but then asked with a low face: "Ye Tian, ​​why do you think your traps can catch things, but mine can't? You caught three of your three traps. prey, and I made so many traps."

Sure enough, I ran to see the trap. In this wilderness, I can still get up so early, so that's my obsession.

Ye Tian wanted to reply, nonsense, that was made by me, can it be compared?

But after saying this, it is estimated that Jiannan will be depressed and vomiting blood, and his mood will be lower. This is not a good sign. He hopes for a very energetic good....... labor force, a A good hard worker must learn to have goals and drive.

Ye Tian said seriously: "Well... After all, I am a man with bugs."

Jian Nan looked confused: "What? A bug?" That look like you're making fun of me.

Ye Tianxin feels so tired. These days, he doesn't believe the truth, so he has to tell lies to deceive people. It's not that he doesn't tell the truth, the key is that others don't believe the truth.