May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Harita, Harita, it doesn't matter!"

　　 Shin Baji has brought Haruta to the shore, but Haruta's condition is not very good.

　　 "No...nothing..." Harita stood up and replied dizzyly.

　　 "Then, let's do it again," Jiang Cheng said and raised Harita again. "I guess you can learn to swim after another 100 times. Come on, Harita!"

　　 "Hey! That's enough! At least let Haruta-kun add a swimming ring!"

　　……

"Sure enough, it's a kid," Jiang Cheng sighed while looking at Harita and Gin who were swimming in the sea with a swimming ring, and muttered a few words in disdain, "How can that kind of thing make people learn to swim? Maybe in the future. He will become a man with natural curly silver hair."

　　 "Jiang Chengsang, the alien monster is no longer in this sea, right?" Xin Ba Hao said with a yawn from the side.

　　 "Just so, I hate seafood the most..." Jiang Cheng replied, lying under his umbrella.

"No, no," Hasegawa walked over at this time, "That guy must be in this sea, I can feel it!... Alien monsters are waiting for us to confront us, waiting for the decisive battle between men!... The excitement when there is nowhere to go! And the feelings of a man!... The alien monster must be waiting for the tense battle to come, hiding the entity and not showing up! Can you understand this feeling?"

　　 After finishing speaking, Hasegawa finally raised his head, but by looking at it, he did not know when he jumped into the sea. And Jiang Cheng on the side had fallen asleep long ago. Next to him are Kagura and Miao holding umbrellas.

　　 "Miss, can you understand my mood?"

　　 "Well, I can." Ah Miao replied, and once again took out a lunch box, opened it and handed it to Hasegawa, "If you don't dislike it, do you want one? It was made this morning. Egg-boiled."

　　 Looking at the indescribable thing exuding darkness in the lunch box, Hasegawa swallowed his saliva, "Uh...that..."

　　 "If you are hungry, you can't fight." Ah Miao replied.

Hasegawa looked at Ah Miao’s clear eyes and could only pick up a piece of it and put it in his mouth, but after chewing for a few bites, Hasegawa’s complexion, no, it should be said that the complexion turned green, green and gray. Kind of...

　　 "If you don't dislike it, do you want another one?" Ah Miao handed her lunch box again.

"Uh, no, I'm very full..." Hasegawa quickly rebuffed, pretending to be full, and looked to the side of Kagura, "Little girl, can you understand... my mood? ..."

　　 "It's great, everyone can swim." Kagura said as he looked at Haruta and Shinbachi who were playing in the sea, and Gintoki who was lying on the swimming ring.

"That's right, girl, you are afraid of the sun, so you can't bathe in the sea," Hasegawa understood and looked into the sea. "But, it's actually safer not to enter the water. Maybe the alien monster will jump in a while. Come out, it doesn't matter if that group of people..."

　　 "No matter what, these people who don't listen to people die and forget it..."

　　 Just after Hasegawa finished speaking, he saw Kagura walking by holding a spherical stone whose diameter was more than the height of an adult.

　　 "It's great, everyone can swim..." Kagura raised the stone and looked towards the sea.

　　 "Little girl? What are you planning to do?" Hasegawa said quickly, "Besides, where did you find such a big thing?"

　　 "Looking at other people's happiness, it's better to destroy them all." Kagura said solemnly.

　　 "Everyone, run, there is a crazy girl! This kid is absolutely crazy!" Hasegawa just finished shouting, he saw something like shark fin appearing behind the uncle who was used as bait, and getting closer.

　　 "Hey, everyone, run! Two sides are hit!" Hasegawa hurriedly shouted.

　　 But the distance is a little far away, and the people playing in the sea can't hear it at all. "Girl, wait a minute!" Hasegawa shouted to Kagura beside him.

　　 "Oh." Kagura put down the big rock as he said, but what he didn't notice was that it happened to hit Jiang Cheng next to him.

　　 "Hey! Brother! Brother, are you okay!" Hasegawa looked at Jiang Cheng who had vomited blood and asked quickly.

　　 "Um... it's not a big problem," Jiang Cheng said as he raised the big stone, and stood up, "Kagura-chan, beach volleyball is not played like this."

　　 Jiang Cheng held a stone in one hand, and wiped the blood from his mouth with the other.

"See clearly! The real beach volleyball should be played like this!" Jiang Cheng said and threw the big rock out, the direction was exactly where Yin Shi was. After throwing it out, Jiang Cheng was still shouting, "Yin Shi~ Pick up the volleyball~"

Yin Shi was finally awake, looking at the stones getting closer and closer to him, he didn't know what to say. At the same time, Yin Shi also heard the screams of the fried noodle boss coming from behind him. At this moment, Yin Shi looked back. At this time, I finally found a huge alien monster resembling a shark, but it was much larger...

　　 "It's really a two-sided attack!" Gintoki murmured. At the same time the stones fell into the sea, and after the huge splash, the sea calmed down again.

　　……

　　 "It's all your fault! Brother!" Hasegawa on the side saw that the situation was not good.

　　 "Ah, there are really alien monsters." Jiang Cheng said in surprise, but waved his hand, "Don't worry, I will hold a funeral for them at the same time."

　　 "Is it time to talk about this now?!" Yue Yong ran over angrily, dragging Jiang Chengcheng and throwing Jiang Cheng into the sea.

　　 After seeing this scene, Miao thought for a while, and at the same time threw Hasegawa into the sea.

　　 "Hey! Why!..." Hasegawa shouted in the sky, "Why even me..."

　　 "Only you two men are left! Men have to take responsibility at this time!" Yue Yong shouted from the shore.

　　 "That's right." A Miao agreed.

　　 "Puff..." Jiang Cheng exposed his head from the sea and spit out a mouthful of sea water, "The salty and fishy smell...It's really annoying..." Jiang Cheng said and retched a few times.

　　 At the same time on the sea, Hasegawa also appeared, "It doesn't seem to be the time to talk about this now! Look behind us!" Hasegawa shouted.

　　 At this time, Jiang Chengcai slowly turned his head and saw the alien monster who was grinning at him...

　　 "You...Hello." Jiang Cheng smiled reluctantly, and the next moment he turned around and swam wildly towards the shore.

　　 "Hey! Brother! Wait for me!" Hasegawa shouted from behind, "Aren't you here to save people?!"

　　 "I will cry for ten more minutes at the funeral, let them rest assured!" Jiang Cheng shouted without looking back, "And I really hate the smell of sea!"

　　 "Swim back for me, soul light!" Yue Yong shouted and jumped down, hitting Jiang Cheng's head.

　　 "What are you doing!" Jiang Cheng shouted, covering the wound on his head.

　　 Then the two pinched again in the sea, but just as the two were up there, a huge shadow appeared on Jiang Cheng's head.

　　 Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong turned their heads at the same time, and they saw eyes larger than human heads watching themselves...

　　 "You... hello..." Jiang Cheng said and turned to swim to the shore again.

　　 "Hey! Leave the woman and run away! Are you still a man?!" Yue Yong chased after ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and shouted.

　　 "Hey, you two don't have to run..." Hasegawa's voice sounded behind.

　　 "Hey, there seems to be a sound." Yueyong said,

　　 "Don't look back! When you look back, you will definitely be eaten! Do you know the story of a ghost? This must be the situation now!" Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

　　 "You two, it's really okay!" Hasegawa's voice sounded again.

　　 "Would you like to look back?" Yue Yong suggested.

"Don't look at it! It's just the sound of death! It's the same level as the singing of the mermaid!" Jiang Cheng replied, and shouted without looking back, "madao! Don't worry, I will make one for you. A magnificent funeral!"

　　 "Can you listen to people talking! How big is your brain!" Yin Shi's voice sounded.

　　 "Even Yinshi..." Jiang Cheng wiped the corners of his eyes a little bit, and shouted without looking back, "Yinshi! Your funeral is a year of strawberry milk, don't worry!"

　　 But that's the end. The next moment, Xin Ba Ji was thrown by Yin Shi, and it happened to hit Jiang Cheng in the head.

　　 At this time, Yue Yong turned around and found that everyone was lying on the back of the alien monster without incident...

　　……

　　 Jiang Cheng sat on the beach, watching the ecstatic people playing with the alien monsters in the distance, curled his lips and lay down again.

"Although it looks like that, that guy is not bad." Hasegawa said to the side. "That guy must just want to play with us...I understand, because the guys who live in the sea are not bad. Because the sea can wash. All evil..."

　　 But Jiang Cheng is already asleep...