May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Hey, haven't the car been stopped yet? I'm really dying..." Yin Shi turned his head slowly and said, but Jiang Cheng was nowhere to be found.

　　 Yin Shi looked into the distance, and then saw the familiar car. In an instant, Yin Shi got up and rushed at a speed of 100 meters, "What a joke!"

　　 "Master driver, give them a speed that can't catch up and can't shake off, just let them run to the beach." Jiang Cheng glanced back and said at the same time. And he poured himself a cup of ice.

　　...

　　 "Ah, it really doesn't work anymore, I feel like I'm going to die..." Yin Shi is really not good at lying on the beach, "I feel that I have run at least a hundred kilometers rounded up..."

　　 "Hey, at most one kilometer, your rounding is too much!" Jiang Cheng roared.

　　 At this time, Yue Yong and the others also walked towards Jiang Cheng.

　　 "It looks like there are monsters, ah, I'm really excited to think about it." Harita's face was full of excitement, but the new Bajiao on the side was not so excited.

　　 "Yin Sang, high rewards or something, all are deceptive." Xin Ba Ji hesitatingly said to Yin Shi.

　　 Then everyone heard a broken sound.

　　 "This is the crit of Aru in RPGgame, remember it clearly." Kagura stretched out a finger to explain to Haruta on the side.

　　 "In fact, the uncle who bought fried noodles made a joke, and that uncle didn't expect anyone to come..." Xin Baji said again.

　　 "Huh?" Yin Shi stood up, but with his head still hanging down, he slowly walked towards the fried noodle stall not far away, but everyone could feel the inexplicable arrogance burning on him.

　　 Jiang Cheng also followed.

"Hey, why did you make that kind of joke?" Yin Shi lowered his head and said, then raised his head. "A creature like a man, even when making a joke, he has to bet on his life! What he said to himself The party is responsible to the end!"

　　The boss with big yellow hair and sunglasses couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and said with a smile, "Um... that little girl has eaten 30 portions of fried noodles. This is sea cucumber fried noodles! Very expensive!"

　　 "Ah, really." Jiang Cheng squatted down and sniffed the fried noodles on the iron plate. "It really smells like the sea and it smells terribly stink."

　　 Yin Shi finally couldn't help it, and raised his hand to press the head of the shop owner on the iron plate, and the iron plate instantly made a "Zizizi" sound.

　　 "Wait, calm down!" The shop owner hurriedly said, "I have no money, yes! But I will give you the equivalent!"

　　 "Oh, let's take a look first."

　　...

　　 On the beach, Jiang Cheng stuck his umbrella on the ground, lying still under the umbrella.

　　There is also a big parasol on the side, and under that there are a group of women and children (Hilin, Tsukiyoshi, Kagura, Miao, and Haruta.)

　　 Sadaharu was digging holes in the sand. It seemed that he could dig through the earth before the end of the novel.

At the side of 　　, Gintoki, Shin Baji, and Hasegawa were sitting on the beach side by side without saying a word, wearing the so-called collector's edition t-shirt that the shop owner just brought out (the white t-shirt that says beach [beach] samurai).

　　 "This t-shirt is really good, Yinsang." Xin Baji said, lowering his head.

　　 "Yes, if my mother accidentally puts on this thing during adolescence, it might cause domestic violence!" Yin Shishi lowered his head and replied.

"That t-shirt, but it is a rare item that only the employees in my store can wear!" The chow mein boss **** on the side shouted, "Put on that dress, you are both. The Pride of the Sea! So let me go! The Pride of the Sea won't do such a thing!" The shop owner yelled as he carp on the ground.

　　 But the three people on the side seemed to have not heard it at all.

　　 "Yin Sang, what should I do next?" Xin Ba Ji asked in a low voice.

"This one…"

　　Gin Shishi was about to speak when he was interrupted by Hasegawa, "That's just a shot."

　　 "What are you doing?" Gin Shiki replied.

"On the deserted beach, a monster, and three beach warriors. If we don't protect the sea, who else can protect it?" Hasegawa looked at the sea and said with emotion, "How do you recover when you encounter a frustrated thing? Mood? Human beings can probably be divided into two types according to the method of rejuvenation."

As he said, Hasegawa spit out a smoke, "One is, looking at something humble than himself, looking for the bottom to find self-comfort. The other is looking at something greater than himself, kicking awake fiercely. I’m the latter. I always run to the beach when I encounter unpleasant things. In order to see my insignificance, by the way, my encounter with my wife Xiaochu was also at the beach, do you understand? The sea is my textbook and my teacher."

With that, Hasegawa stood up and faced the sea and continued: "No matter who it is, there will be one or two things that are in my heart. Even if I keep changing jobs, my heart is always here. The so-called work is just To feed such self-giving food, it is definitely not a renunciation of gold! This is my vocation! Can you understand? You two..."

　　 It was Hasegawa who turned his head, but it was only then that Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao had run under Jiang Cheng's umbrella long ago, and the three were vying for the shadow under Jiang Cheng's umbrella.

　　 "Hey! Do you have to squeeze the big umbrella next to me?! You two souls!" Jiang Cheng pushed the two hard.

　　 "Hey, are you listening to me!" Hasegawa shouted.

　　 "Don't worry, madao, readers must have seen it, we don't care!" Yin Shit shouted while pushing Jiang Cheng.

"Well, thanks to you, I don’t know how many words are the author of the street. I don’t know what to say if I am secretly happy. I wanted to end two chapters, but it seems that I have to write three chapters again. The author is now I must be thanking your whole family." Jiang Cheng also shouted.

　　 "Yin Sang, Xin Jiang," At this moment, A Miao and Kagura came over, "I tried to contact the neighborhood committee on the street. As long as I defeat the alien monster, I will get some reward."

　　 "Really, sister?!" Xin Ba Ji immediately stood up.

"Ok."

　　 "Then you should get your spirits up again!" Yin Shi also stood up and lifted Jiang Cheng up.

　　 "Hey, it seems to be all right with me," Jiang Cheng said, staring at Yinshi.

　　 "What are you talking about! All life evolved from the ocean! Your mother is suffering, shouldn't you, a son, come forward?" Gin Shiki retorted.

　　 "My mother is the sea of ​​Heanxing, not the sea of ​​the earth." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said.

　　 "Basically, readers will not remember this setting, so don't worry!" Gin Shiki replied.

　　 "Hey! What kind of person do you consider your readers!" Xin Baji roared, and at the same time the camera smiled, "I'm sorry readers, this silver-haired naturally curled head has some problems."

　　 "It's such a big lens, you have it all by yourself, what do you want to do?!" Yin Shi was upset, "It's just a pair of glasses that are responsible for complaints! Only glasses that are responsible for complaints!"

　　 "Go away! You two! The camera is mine! I am the protagonist!" Jiang Cheng kicked the two directly out of the camera.

　　 "It's just right! Then it's time for a showdown! Decide who is the protagonist of this novel!" Gin Shiki got up and said with a chuckle.

　　 "Compared! Who is afraid of you!" Jiang Cheng was not to be outdone.

"Hey, all of you are enough!" In an instant, A Miao did not know where to take out a box, threw three pieces of indescribable dark matter exuding black aura, and hit Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin at the same time. Eight chicks.

　　 The three of them fell to the ground and played gg...

　　 "Actually, the full name of this novel is "Maybe this fake Gintama, the real name is Miaohun!"" A Miao said with a smile at the camera.

　　扑街 Author: Hey! Don't tamper with the name of the work casually, OK!

　　 A Miao: "Huh? Do you have any comments?"

　　扑街 Author: Private Marseille!

　　 Voiceover: Sure enough, the wicked still need to be grinded by the wicked.

　　 A Miao: "What did you say?"

　　 Voiceover: Private Marseille!

　　 "Isn't the time to talk about this?" Xin Baji stood up and shouted.

　　...

　　 "I said, how could UU reading www.uukanshu.com become like this?!"

　　 The fried noodle boss was tied to a cross by the crowd and inserted into the sea as bait...

　　 "Uncle, did I do anything bad?! Uncle, I'm just cooking noodles! Let go of my uncle, my feet are about to soak!" the fried noodle boss shouted loudly.

　　 But it has no effect. Everyone on the beach has no idea to save people.

　　 "Harita, it's not right, apply it evenly." Yue Yong, who was wearing a swimsuit, poured a bucket of lubricant on Harita as he said.

"Did you really bring lubricating oil?! What posture do you want him to learn! This is not that kind of shop!" Jiang Cheng Kuang spouted, and then looked at the smiling sun wheel, "you mother Don't care?!"

　　 "Is it just daubing [BEEP—] there?" Yueyong murmured.

　　 "Swimming only! Nothing to paint!" Jiang Cheng roared, and then sighed, "Haruta, come here and I will teach you to swim."

　　 "Really?!" Harita said in surprise.

"Yeah." After Jiang Cheng replied, he directly mentioned Qingtai who was wearing shorts. "The density of sea water is much higher than that in the swimming pool, so it is easy to learn." After that, Jiang Chengbai A projected pose, "Go! Haruta!"

　　 After finishing speaking, Jiang Chengcheng threw Haruta into the sea.

　　 "Hey! It's going to be dead!" The new Baji on the side is not good.

"What are you talking about, New Eight-June," Jiang Cheng waved his face, "It doesn't matter if boys learn to swim. When I was a child, I was thrown into the sea to learn things like this. I learned things like this. It is more reliable to master than others taught."

　　 Looking at Haruta who was struggling, Shin Baji jumped into the sea quickly...