May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Thank you so much, Jiang Chengsang~" Xin Baji said, rubbing his bracing belly.

　　 "Following this poor samurai also suffered both of you." Jiang Cheng paid the payment, put away his wallet, and said casually, "You should eat well when you are underage, not picky eaters, otherwise you will not grow taller."

"Why can't you be picky eaters? Haven't you been picky eaters since you were young? Have you secretly put all the spinach in the wig lunch box?" Yin Shi murmured disdainfully, "Also, why just ask me to eat a bowl of unsweetened food? Ramen! Why can they choose whatever they want! Why treat it differently! At least buy me a cup of parfait!"

　　 "I never said I would treat you to it. I will pay for my own ramen." Jiang Cheng said and walked out of the shop, followed by Kagura and Shinbachi.

　　 "Speaking of which, why didn't Jiang Cheng-sang come out with Haruta today?" Xinbaji asked curiously, "Last time I heard from the doctor that Jiang Cheng-sang is now Haruta's tutor."

　　 "Well, he hadn't finished the Gundam series and Transformers series that he arranged for him a hundred times before, so he was banned by the sun wheel." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

　　 "It's just a summer vacation, it can't be done at all!" Xin Bajia vomited, "Besides, there is no summer homework to watch Gundam a hundred times! How much do you like Gundam!"

"Xin Ba Hao, ask yourself, don't you want such a cool big robot?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked, "Do you really don't want it in your heart? Don't you want a hornet that can be deformed like this. Sports car? Do you really want to have Megan Fox sitting in the co-pilot?! Do you really want to do something that cannot be written on the hood of the Hornet with Megan Fox in the field?! PS: I only like one or two The heroine." (ps: Megan Fox: the heroine of the first and second Transformers movies.)

　　 "Hey, the last few subjects have completely become Megan Fox!" Xin Bajia vomited.

　　 "Megan Fox?" Jiang Cheng continued to say to himself, "Ah, I understand! I also like the scene of the engine overhauling the engine on the hood. The score is 10 points!"

"Is that so Aru?" Kagura stopped a car as he spoke, kicked the hood, and put on the same pose as Megan Fox, and pouted his ass. "a bit?"

　　 Looking at the passers-by and the driver shivering with fright, Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ji were full of black lines.

　　 "It's very destructive," Xin Baji replied.

　　 "Ahaha." Jiang Cheng gave a haha ​​without answering.

　　 "In this way, is the type that Jiang Chengsang likes Megan Fox's type?" Xin Bajia finally turned the topic back.

　　 "No, the genre I like is that of Wang Zuxian, who plays Xiaoqian in the Hong Kong movie A Chinese Ghost Story." Jiang Cheng replied earnestly.

"It's a distance from one end of the earth to the other end. I don't know how to complain..." He sighed softly, and Xin Ba Hao had to follow Jiang Cheng's words, "Wang Zuxian in a Chinese Ghost Story is indeed beautiful. It's plausible~"

Jiang Cheng was excited when he heard it, "Yes! Especially the little bit of playfulness and sexiness that comes out of the innocence, which is simply overwhelming! Especially the scene in the wooden barrel, wet body [BEEP—— ], it's so impressive..."

"Hey, it seems to have said something terrible. It has nothing to do with the first half of your sentence! I only like it because I am wet!" Xin Ba Hao didn't know how to complain, "Hey, forget it. , I don’t want to complain anymore."

　　 "Speaking of which, there is really little work recently. This summer seems to be very hot, no one wants to go out." Xin Bajia sighed.

　　 "Go out more, in fact, work is everywhere, don't believe me..." Jiang Cheng pointed to the [urgent! Recruit a mage! 】 Said the paper.

　　 "This is..." Xin Baji walked over as he said, looking at the paper carefully, "This is posted by Zhensengumi! And the commission is high!"

"Look, isn't this kind of work suitable for you? It must be a job like Chuling. You can make a lot of commissions if you change your costume and flicker at will. No one can see it anyway." Jiang Cheng waved his hand. Feel free to say.

"As long as this can be done, I can change to a big air conditioner this summer!" Xin Ba Hao said excitedly, and at the same time looked at Yin Shi who was behind everyone with a look of lovelessness and shouted, "Yin Sang! Work! High commission effortless work!"

"Really?!" Yin Shi was resurrected on the spot for an instant, and rushed over at a speed of 100 meters, "Where?! Where! I just paid all the money on my body and the jump I just bought. For the ramen money!"

　　 "Look, here!" Xin Baji tore off the notice posted on the telephone pole and handed it to Yin Shi.

"Yeah, Suga Suga, this kind of work is simply tailor-made for the current house of everything." Yin Shi had finished the change after saying that he had never got a hat on his head and used it at the same time. The bandage wrapped his entire head around, leaving only two eyes.

　　 Kagura didn't know where he got a hat on his head, and at the same time snatched a pair of fortune-teller's sunglasses.

　　 Xin Ba Ji is even simpler, covering his entire head with a white cloth, and changing into a pair of toy glasses.

　　 "Hey, come over there..." Jiang Cheng pointed to Yamazaki who was posting notices not far away and reminded him softly, "Look here! Look here!"

　　 "You also give me a change of outfit!" Yin Shi whispered, and at the same time, the new eight jokes and Shenle will be a reformation to Jiang Chengcheng.

　　 "Hey! Why do you want me to participate in your work! I have to go home to play games!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but Jiang Cheng did not have the slightest resistance against the crowded trio of the House of Everything.

After changing Jiang Cheng into the clothes of an old fortune teller, Yin Shi cleared his throat while watching Yamazaki who was running over, and said, "Ahem, brother over there, I see a haze between your eyebrows. But it’s not very accurate. Come closer."

　　 "Hey, really?! Can you really see it?!" Yamazaki rushed over excitedly.

　　 After Yin Shi took a closer look, he sighed and shook his head. At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was beside his face, said in a low voice, "This situation seems to be very tricky."

　　Jiang Chengdu hasn't reacted yet, and hasn't said a word for a while.

　　 "Master! Is it really serious?! Is it so serious that you can't say a word?!" Yamazaki was obviously frightened, and then he bowed, "Masters, please help us!"

"This..." Silver Time paused, as if a little embarrassed, "It seems that you are something that you can't provoke. Even if we make a move, although we can eliminate it 100%, our Taoism will at least be depleted. More than half..."

　　 "There is no problem with the rewards!" Yamazaki said and handed over his wallet, "This is just a deposit! I will definitely give you a generous reward in the aftermath!"

"It's not a question of remuneration, it's just... hey, it doesn't matter, meeting is also fate, we will go with you to cast demons and slayers." Yin Shi calmly took out all the ten thousand yuan bills in Yamazaki's wallet and put them into himself In his arms, said at the same time.

　　 "Really?! Thank you so much! My Yamazaki retires will spend my whole life thanking you!" Yamazaki said in tears...

Seeing Gintoki and Yamazaki walking in front of him, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of a good idea, smirked in secret, and whispered to Kagura and Shinbachi, "Hey, you two, do you want to know Gintoki? Weakness?"

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　　 At the same time, really choose the group.

　　 "It's really horrible, hello, how many are these?" Fourteen looked at the members of the Shinsengumi who were being brought in, and his expression was a little ugly.

　　 "Well, it's already the eighteenth person." Sougo replied, "More than half of the members have been brought down. At this point, even I am a little hairy."

　　 "What a joke, the world-famous Zhensengumi was brought down by ghosts~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This shameful thing must not be revealed, it is too shameless." After fourteen, he slowly spit out a puff of cigarette.

　　 "Fourteen, don't confuse me, I was brought down by mayonnaise!" Kondo said on the side.

　　 "What you added is really superfluous." Fourteen replied without looking back.

The incident should start from last night. Last night, Shinsengumi members gathered together with flashlights to tell supernatural stories. The Shinsengumi member named Inayama told a strange story about a woman in a red kimono. It was about to be said. When he was excited, Fourteen appeared behind the crowd with fried noodles and shouted: "There is not enough mayonnaise!"

　　 was really frightening a group of people, especially Kondo, who rolled his eyes in fright and fainted with foam. Then the time came this morning. When it was time for the exercise, they found that half of the people were not doing exercises. The fourteenth was about to be angry, but suddenly received a report from the subordinates saying that those who did not come to exercise were all in a coma and were still sleeping. Saying this nonsense from time to time, it seems a bit painful...

　　 "Amidst the bewildering nonsense, women in red kimonos appeared." Sougo sat at the table and analyzed, "Is it the weird story that Inayama said?"

　　 "Stupid! I don't believe in ghosts!" Fourteen retorted without hesitation.

　　 "If you despise the spirit too much, you will get retribution, fourteen." Kondo said, sitting at the door, "This house is cursed, it must be entangled by an incredible spirit."

　　 "What kind of stuff, it's stupid." Fourteen looked disapproving, but then remembered that there seemed to be something on the roof at night, "Ah, isn't it..."

　　 But at this time, Yamazaki's voice sounded, "Chairman, I brought it."

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