May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 17: :Don't believe the fortune telling in the morning show 100,000!

   "So, what is the current situation of Yoshihara?" Gintoki finally got serious.

"That's to say, there are always some people who have to be dealt with, the pro-shogunate and the pro-Chunyu Pirates. Someone saw the incident that day. After dealing with this group of people, they pretended that the Night King was still there. Looks like. In short, I can only hide it like this first." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

   "Is it worth it? Let my hands be covered with blood again?"

   "It's not me who did it, our... the battle is over long ago."

   "Hey, why does the atmosphere suddenly become heavy..." Xin Baji couldn't help but say, "Everyone, hurry up and eat! If you don't eat it, you will overcook it!" Xin Baji greeted everyone quickly.

   "Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang a Panda?" Xin Baji couldn't help asking.

   "There are three reasons! First: If you insist, it is very kawaii. Second: I can't eat. Third: I don't eat what it eats." Jiang Cheng said with a little triumph.

"I don't know how to complain, it's just because of cuteness and you are not in the food chain with you!" Xin Ba Hao said with a black line, and at the same time turned to Yue Yong, "Why Miss Yue Yong is a raccoon pie? What about it? Is it because it's so cute?"

   "I belong to the bear faction, Aru."

   "Raccoons don't seem to be bears? Is raccoons a bear? It's incredible that there are bear factions." Xin Bajia said with emotion.

   "No, I didn't speak." Yue Yong raised his hand and said.

   "Aru is the cutest bear, I have always wanted to raise one!"

   "Aru?" Xinbaji looked in the direction of the voice in doubt, and the other three also looked over. I saw a girl with orange-red hair and a ball head holding chopsticks, picking vegetables from the hot pot and delivering them into her mouth.

   "Who are you?" the four asked at the same time.

   "Kagura (Kagura) Aru." The girl replied without raising her head.

   "Kagura?"

   "Aru?"

  ...

"Put down the rice cooker for me! You don't know where Kelumu Siba (the **** little girl) is coming from! How much do you want to eat! How come you come in and eat at other people's homes just by yourselves! The rice cooker!" Yin Shi pulled the rice cooker in Kagura's hand, but it didn't work at all, and the pot didn't move.

   But in the end, Kagura let go, and in an instant, Gintoki slipped and fell out while holding the rice cooker. However, Yin Shi found that the entire rice cooker was empty.

   "One more pot of Aru!" Kagura shouted.

"There is no such thing! This is not that kind of restaurant! Money, money, pay me after eating other people's food, you are so soulless! Don't drool over my hot pot! Why are you still eating it! Hot pot is not eaten like that!” Yin Shi put the rice cooker back to its original position and looked at Kagura who was holding up the hot pot again.

   The rice cooker competition is over, and Yin Shi and Kagura have started a new hot pot competition. But in terms of the result, the result of the fight with the rice cooker is exactly the same.

   "Empty...Empty..." Yin Shi murmured while holding the hot pot he was fighting over.

   "Well, anyway, I have almost eaten, this little girl looks like it hasn't eaten in a long time, don't mind so much." Xin Ba Hao came out to make a round.

"Don't mind so much about what it means!" Yin Shi yelled, pulling on Xin Ba Hao's clothes, "This is my home! She eats my family's rice! What she eats is my family's hot pot!" I didn’t know the Kagura who took out a pudding from there, "Um, that really can’t work! That pudding is definitely not good!"

   But it was too late, Kagura had already tossed the pudding into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it.

"That..." Yin Shi knelt instantly, and kept tapping on the wooden floor, "I hid it. I hid it so that Jiang Cheng didn’t find it... Why? Why? Why does it feel like this all day? It’s unlucky! The fortune teller on the show tomorrow morning said that my luck today is surprisingly good!"

   "Silver, are you also depraved? You actually believe in that kind of superstition." Jiang Cheng said with a sneer.

   "It doesn't taste at all, I can just give me vinegared kelp next time Aru." Kagura was shaving his teeth while belching his fullness, and at the same time stroking his bracing belly with the other hand.

"You are so bad! Do you know how many brain cells I have spent to hide this pudding?! Me, if I add some sweets every day, I feel like I'm not motivated all day! You say, what do you want? Pay me!"

   "Then I will give you back Aru," Kagura said as he put the empty hot pot in front of him again, "Oh..."

   After vomiting, Kagura wiped the saliva from his mouth, "Give it back to you Aru..."

   "How can you continue to eat! You are a fool! Absolutely fool! Just spit it out?! Lose money! Or you can buy me a new one and put it in the original place!"

"Huh, Edo is such a place," Kagura said with a sad expression. "Anyone is indifferent and doesn't care about people. It seems that this is the smartest way to live Aru. Even the face. I am unwilling to lend a helping hand to me, a very cute underage girl."

"There is no girl who can eat a whole pot of rice in one go! There is no girl who eats hot pot with hot pot, right!" Yin Shi vomited, and then he felt three strange gazes, "What are your eyes? Why? Do you look at me with scumbag eyes? Are you saying it's my fault? How come everything seems to be my fault?!"

   "Well, Kagura, why did you show up in our house? Did you encounter something?" Xinbaji put on a amiable look.

   "I... hate Aru, the man with glasses."

   "Hey! I said a few words for you!"

   "Actually, I smelled a familiar scent, so I followed it from the chase... from the road," Kagura said to himself as if he hadn't heard it.

   "Hey, I seem to have heard something terrible just now. She seems to have said the word chase and kill, she definitely said it!" Xin Ba Hao interjected.

   But Kagura continued as if he hadn't heard, "Finally, I came here to Aru following the familiar smell, and then I heard pandas and raccoons. Then the boy with eyes invited me to eat hot pot..."

"You... have been there since the beginning?! Who invited you to have hot pot together! And what do you mean by chasing and killing you just now?! Don't pretend that you didn't hear it!" Xin Ba Hao looked at and turned to the side, picking his nose and blowing. The whistle of Kagura spit out.

"Actually I... I heard that I can make a lot of money when I come to Edo. Aru. So I came from a far away planet. My family’s poor jingle, three meals only have seasoned bibimbap. I hope I can at least eat eggs. Bibimbap! As Mommy said before, there is a stupid uncle on the earth, so I think I can find him. But..." Then, Kagura's expression began to become a little sad, and he hid his face and made a request. The way he was crying aggrieved.

"What are you talking about there?! Such a sad story asks you to participate in the talent show! Those judges will definitely turn around for you! By then, eating n bibimbap every day will not be a problem!" Yin Shi couldn't help yelling.

   "Too...so touching!" Jiang Cheng sniffed, and raised it up as he said it. It said [IWANTYOU! ] Brand.

   "That's right... This kid is really not easy, don't worry, your dream has been conveyed to us." Yue Yong said and raised the same sign.

   "I can't imagine that you still have such a story, come to my team!" Xin Ba Hao held up the sign while wiping tears.

   "Hey! It really turned into a talent show! Hey! You guys are enough!"

   Just when Yinshi finished complaining, the door was knocked suddenly, and everyone heard the sound of several cars.

   "Who is it?! Didn't I see Yinsang, I am getting angry?!" Yin Shige cursed and walked to the door.

   "It's them!" Kagura said, ran to the back window and jumped down.

   "They?" Gin Shiki turned his head and saw that Kagura had jumped out of the window, "Hey, don't just talk half way!"

   "Silver, there is a smell of gunpowder from bullets." Jiang Cheng said suddenly.

   "Huh?" The door was pushed open as soon as Yin Shi made a sound, and at the same time a gun hit Yin Shi's forehead.

An Afro with sunglasses sneered and said, "Where is that little girl? Don’t say I don’t know, our people saw her come in here." At the same time, several explosives appeared at the door of Yinshi. , Looked badly at Jiang Cheng and others inside.

   But at this delicate moment, Jiang Cheng couldn't hold back a "puchi" laugh.

   "What are you laughing at?!" an exploded head couldn't help but shouted. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

   "Nothing, I never laughed at your afro, absolutely never thought your afro was funny, really, you believe me." Jiang Chengyi stood up and said righteously. But after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but laugh again.

   "Hey, brother, he said that he is not laughing at our explosive head." An explosive head said in the ear of the explosive head when he pointed the gun at the silver.

   "This is not an explosive head! It is an explosive volume! You can remember it clearly!" The leader still couldn't help but said to Jiang Cheng and the others in the room and the little brother.

   "Really? But it looks like an explosive head (laugh Gintoki turned to the leader and said.

   "Why do you have to add a bracket at the end of the sentence to laugh! Are you laughing at our hair style?! This is the explosive volume, not the explosive head!" the leader retorted.

   "This is my habit (pudding), just like this." Gin Shiki waved his hand and said.

   "Suga, really an unusual habit," the leader nodded and said, "Ah, no! We are here to find that girl!" The leader finally reacted.

   But it was too late. Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong had already unloaded all their guns. At the same time, Jiang Cheng held his umbrella and aimed them at them, and Yin Shi also drew out the wooden sword...

   (Voiceover: Author, didn’t you say that Kagura would appear in the last chapter? Why didn’t it appear until this chapter?

   Certain bashing on the street Author: Hey? Haven't you discovered it already? I also asked why there are five people, isn't it?

   Voiceover: Does that also count? ! You are totally fooling people!

  Mou Piaojie Author: Well, the lens is so big, it’s not normal to miss one or two people occasionally. (Pick your nose)

   Voiceover:...)

  

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