May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 18: :Push Street Author: Respect the original CP fan! Four thousand words (God...

   "Are you...Are you also a night rabbit?" The afro boss looked at the umbrella in Jiang Cheng's hand and asked in disbelief.

   "What? You too? Is there a night rabbit with an explosive head?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

   "Ahahahaha, in fact, we are only here to sell newspapers, aren't we guys?" The leader shouted at the group of younger brothers behind him with a guilty conscience.

"exactly!"

   "I just came to promote the newspaper."

   Those Afro little brothers began to agree.

   "At least I say that I'm selling Afro! Is it so bad to find a reason?!" Jiang Cheng said disgustedly, "Come on, shout with me: We are here to sell Afro! One or two!"

   "We are here to sell Afro!" ×n

   "Not neat enough! Do it again! One or two!"

   "We are here to sell Afro!"

   "The voice is not loud enough! The feelings are not sincere enough! One more time! One or two!"

   "We are here to sell Afro!"

   Jiang Cheng nodded.

   "What is the noise in the daytime! It also makes people not sleep!" Mother Dengshi's voice rang, and everyone was startled instantly.

   Granny Dengshi looked up, "Is it your fault again! Silver time! What kind of face does the guy who owes the rent yell when the owner is sleeping!"

   "Rent?" Yin Shi suddenly flashed, holding the leading explosive head, "Baba! Actually this is my friend! Come to help me pay the rent!"

   "Is that right~ Afro-man~" Ginshiro smiled sullenly, and whispered in the ear of the leader of the Afro, "Just be honest~ Otherwise, I'll call the police~"

   The headshot panicked for an instant, and turned to the grandmother Dengshi downstairs, "Yes, yes, we are here to pay the rent for this silver-haired natural curler."

   "Really? Why don't I remember you have such a friend?"

   "What are you talking about? Natural curly silver hair and explosive curly hair, don't they sound like good friends? Ah ha ha ha ha." Yin Shi laughed when he finished speaking.

   "Suda Suda, explosive curls and silver hair natural curls have always been good friends, ahhahaha." The afro who was threatened by Yin Shi also laughed.

   "Hey, why do you feel that we are more like bad guys. In various senses." New Eighth→_→ said so.

  ...

   "That... the rent has already been paid for you, and a hundred puddings have been bought, can you let us go?" The leader knelt on the ground rubbing his hands and asked with a trembling smile.

   "Well, I did a good job this time, remember that I won't have such a good treatment next time." Yinshi said impatiently, holding on to his pudding belly.

After    Yinshi finished, a group of people stumbled up and ran towards the door, for fear that the natural silver-haired curler would make some excessive demands.

   Jiang Cheng had already fallen asleep on the sofa, but Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with a tangled face, and didn't know what he was thinking.

   "Yin Sang, why do you feel that you are the villain?" After watching the group of explosive heads leave, Xin Ba Ji couldn't help but vomit.

"Remuneration, remuneration, shouldn't I pay the remuneration in advance before asking someone to do the job?" Yin Shi said indifferently, and then faced his back window, "The little girl under the window, if you have anything to say, now you can say it, after all, remuneration It has already been paid."

   "Who wants your help? Aru!" Kagura said, and then turned in again, but said very proudly, "But if I really have to help, I can barely accept Aru."

   "Well, don't try your best at this time. Tell me, do you want to go home or do you want us to help you find your stupid uncle?" Yin Shi dug his nostrils and said casually.

"At that time, I was invited by that guy, and said [Would you like to change with me] [All meals will let you eat salmon chazuke rice] Aru." Kagura sat down again and picked up the table. The rest of the pudding was eating and talking.

   "Hey! Just talk about the point! I entered the memory without permission for Mao! Also, those puddings are what I plan to eat tomorrow!"

   But Kagura continued to say to himself, "I will go with him immediately after hearing those words."

   "Why?! At least the three meals should be different! Your conditions are too low!" Xin Baji couldn't help but vomit.

   "I am a little stronger than the people on earth, so I have been helping them with errands, and then I can eat salmon chazuke rice every day. Aru, I feel very happy. But my recent work is also [viable]."

   "No, that says [upgrade]." Xin Baji corrected.

   "Even told me to fetch someone's [life root] Aru."

   "Speaking of which, [Baihua] often does this kind of work." Yueyong interrupted.

   "Uh, it's not [the root of life] but life. Life is not the same as the root of life. It is different from the work of [Baihua]!" Xin Bajia corrected again.

   "I'm tired of Aru, Edo is a terrible place, so I want to go back to my hometown." Kagura finally finished speaking, and the rest of the pudding on the table was also eaten.

"Are you an idiot? You can't believe the words between the guy in the explosion roll and the woman in red (here alluding to the woman in Red Lantern Street, that is, the kind you know...)." Yin Shisi said casually at Xin Ba Ha. "How can you say that you broke into this world yourself, you still have to clean up by yourself." This sentence is for Kagura.

   "Yinsang, what you said is awkward, and hasn't the payment been accepted?!" Xin Baji couldn't help but pat the table and said.

   "Really ruthless men, no different from those men who go in and out of Yoshihara every day." Yue Yong said disdainfully.

"It's not far from the tram stop, right? This is a map," Yin Shi said, not knowing where he found a tram route table, pointing to the landmark named terminal (space terminal) and said, "here Get off the tram and take the spacecraft home. If you want to help find someone, please bring the photo."

   "I... Qian Aru who didn't go back..." Kagura lowered his head and said hesitantly.

   "Tram? It's okay, I can still deduct this little money, three hundred yuan? Five hundred yuan? Or one thousand yuan?" Yin Shi replied casually.

   "It's the money for the spaceship, you idiot!" Kagura smashed the entire table with one foot.

   "..." Yin Shi's cold sweat swiped down, "Then, then I will help you find your stupid uncle, the photo? Is there a photo?"

   "Aru, who doesn't have that kind of thing." Kagura shook his head and said.

   "What about the phone? What about your appearance? Age? Or ethnicity? When did you come to Edo?" Shinhachi took out his notebook as he said, and was about to start memorizing it.

   "Aru, what Mommy said, 20 years ago, Dadbi and Mommy threw their uncle...to the earth." Kagura thought hard while propping his chin.

   "Did you say the word [lose], did you say the word "lose"?" Xin Ba Hao's eyes twitched.

   "Then, Aru is gone." Kagura continued.

"How can I find this piece of information! Are you kidding me?" Xin Ba Haw spit out loudly, "Speaking of it, it was discarded! Your uncle! It must be discarded! This situation is very embarrassing even if it is found. Right!"

"No, the scope has shrunk a lot. Twenty years ago, the afro just said Night Rabbit or something, and Mu Siba's hair color and eyes. I don't know why, I can only think of one person now... "As he said, he looked at someone Jiang who was asleep on the sofa, Xin Ba Hao and Yue Yong knew each other, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng.

   "Yattu? Kagura sauce belongs to the Yatu clan?" Xin Baji said in disbelief when he reacted.

   Kagura nodded, and curiously followed the gazes of the three to look at Jiang Cheng who was asleep.

"If it looks like this, Jiang Sung-sang and Kagura-chan are indeed a bit similar, whether it is the color of their hair or the color of their pupils. Yin-sang seems to have also said that Jiang Sung-sang is not an earthly person." After looking at the faces of the two carefully, he said.

   "Speaking of which, when did Yinsang meet Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Baji asked.

"Hey, wake up, idiot." But Yinshi didn't hear it, and kicked when he walked in front of Jiang Cheng. "Take your idiot niece and go quickly! Sleeping on the sofa of someone else's house is not a thing. Polite!"

   "Yin Sang, I'm not completely sure that Jiang Chengsang is the uncle of Kagura-chan, right?" Xin Ba Ji hurriedly stopped.

   "Speaking of which, he also said that he is not a night rabbit." Yueyong said musingly.

   "Hey hey hey, hurry up and wake up!"

   "Huh? Huh?" Jiang Cheng opened his eyes with a dazed expression at this time.

   "Uncle!" Kagura threw his tears and nose at Jiang Cheng.

   "Nani? What's the situation?" Jiang Cheng was completely dumbfounded.

   "It's a moving scene, new Baji, Sa, Sa, hurry back, go back and have a good reunion. Walk slowly, don't send it." Yin Shi said that he had sent Jiang Chengyue Yong and Kagura out of the door.

   Jiang Cheng was experiencing the discomfort of waking up from his dream, and the fact that he was deceived by a strange girl calling his uncle in reality. The two added up so that the whole person is still in a state of downtime.

   "What's the joke?!" For a long time, Jiang Chengcai came to his senses and kicked open the door, "I'm the single man in my family! Why do you just stuff a niece here without permission!"

   "Uncle, don't you want me?" Kagura was about to cry as he said. His big eyes were watery, so Jiang Cheng didn't know what to say.

   "Auntie!" Kagura turned and plunged into Yueyong's arms.

   "Hey! That, that absolutely can't be said! The original CP fan will kill me! Absolutely!" Upon hearing this, Jiang Cheng shuddered in an instant.

   Voice-over: Hey, this sentence should be the voice of the author of the street? !

  ...

   "This is?" Yin Shi, Xin Ba Ji, Yue Yong and Kagura gathered together and looked at the little card Jiang Cheng placed on the table.

   "The idcard (identity certificate), look at it clearly, it clearly says the Milky Way and Anxing Citizens!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but vomit.

   "He An Xing?" The others looked at Jiang Cheng in confusion.

   "I seem to have heard that it is said to be a planet destroyed in the war." Xin Baji said.

"Yeah, this was done when Hean Xing came to Earth and boarded the spacecraft. Although I have never taken it out, and the author has never explained it, but there is such a thing that can prove my identity." Jiang Cheng As he said, he put away the card.

   Voice-over: …Author you xxxxxxx! !

   "Jiang Chengsang looked pretty cute when he was young!" Xin Baji couldn't help but said.

   "Cute?" Yin Shi couldn't help but sneered, "Jiang Cheng, what is your hobby?"

   "Of course it's a lingering n..." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, "It's dangerous!" Fortunately, Jiang Cheng responded in time.

"What a risky shit! The first syllable came out! I thought you were different from Yinsang! I think you are a more reliable man than Yinsang!" After the complaint, Xin Ba Hao continued, "So Having said that, Jiang Chengsang is not Kagura-chan's uncle. I'm sorry, Kagura-chan." After speaking, Xinba Hao looked apologetically at Kagura who was aside.

   "But, don't be discouraged, since you have been paid, we will help you find it no matter what! Because we are [House of Everything]!"

   "[Everything House]?" Kagura raised his head curiously.

   "Well, I will do everything [House of Everything]! That is to say, we will help you achieve it no matter what you entrust!" With that, Xin Ba Hao stood up, his face full of pride.

   "Then, give me the money for the spaceship to go back." Kagura stretched out his hand and said.

   "This...this really can't be done, even though it's a house of everything, but it can't receive any stable work..." Xin Ba Hao poked his fingers with his head down.

   "Then, UU reading www.uukanshu.com might as well just let this girl work here to earn money for boat tickets?" Jiang Cheng suggested.

   "What a prehistoric joke! Why don't you let her go to Yoshihara to work!" Yin Shit pulled Jiang Cheng's collar and shouted.

   But before Jiang Cheng could reply, Kagura punched the floor, and the whole floor was cracked.

   "What? Can't it work Aru?"

   "Uh..." Yin Shi was scared into a cold sweat, "Why? Hahaha, I just feel that you are wronged by coming to work with us under your conditions."

   "Yeah," Gintoki's words made Kagura very useful, and Kagura nodded, "But now there is no other choice. If this is the case, I can also wronged Aru."

   "In fact, this uncle's conditions are better and the salary is higher, if..." Yin Shi pointed to the side and said. But when Yin Shi turned his head, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who were still there just now, were nowhere to be found...

  ...

   "It looks like..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly.

   "Huh?" Yue Yong, who was with Jiang Cheng, looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.

   "It's nothing, hahahaha." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but speed up a lot as he said.

   I am now, let alone complacent, I don’t even have a little self-confidence. Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but curled his lips with self-deprecation...

-Dividing line-

  Voiceover: Hello, everyone, I am the voiceover in this book who is in charge of Tucao. At the end of this chapter, why not let Jiang Chenggura recognize each other and take it away. In fact, the fundamental reason is that a certain smashing author is a senior nail palace cancer. If it is taken away, the book may turn into a roadless game full of screens in the later stage.

   A Pounce on the Street Author: No Road Race! No road race! Bring hentai!

   Voiceover: Yes, it's like this...

  

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