May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 16: :Is it either cat pie or dog pie? Give up this dangerous idea, less...

   "Hey, why escaped again? I am not your Chinese restaurant here..." Yin Shi opened the door and saw Jiang Cheng who was looking through his refrigerator.

   "Does it matter?" Jiang Cheng said without looking up, and then closed the refrigerator door again. "There is space in your refrigerator, right? There is nothing."

"Yes, yes, my place is so poor that even thieves won't patronize it. The kind of place where thieves have to leave me two hundred and thirty yen when they come. Please leave as soon as possible and leave." Gin Shiki said. He took Jiang Cheng to the door.

   "Well, Jiang Chengsang finally came here, don't rush to others like this, just bought the hot pot ingredients, let's eat together." Xin Baji said.

"Abandon your dangerous thoughts! New Eight Haw. This guy's stomach is not the same as the stomachs of our people on earth! This fool's stomach can no longer be said to be a simple thing like a stomach, it is just like another dimension. !" Yin Shi said sharply.

   "Who is Doraemon!" When Jiang Cheng kicked Feiyin, he put on a pose that he thought was cool, "Explain in advance, I'm not a cat pie."

   "No one said you are Doraemon!" Yin Shishi got up and shouted.

   "It seems that Jiang Chengsang is not the kind of cat pie. If you put it this way, Jiang Chengsang is a dog pie." Xin Baja said with a finger out of his chest.

"Is it not a cat or a dog? The thinking of young people nowadays is really narrow, isn't it Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng said as he walked into the living room of Yinshi's house and sat down on the sofa. "Actually, I am from panda!"

   "No, it should be Ou..." Yin Shi took the words, but Jiang Cheng didn't give Yin Shi a chance to finish speaking. He took out a handful of kunai from the sofa and threw it out, hitting the head of Yin Shi.

   "Ahhhhhh, why is there a handful of kunai here?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but said.

"Do you have amnesia?! Escape here every time, every time?! The mad woman who killed me chased me every time! Before I left, I left a house of kunai! This is the house of everything! Not forbearance Gudian, soul Dan!" Gin Shiki said cursingly.

   "Who do you think is a mad woman?" Yueyong's voice sounded behind Yin Shi, "Also, I'm actually from the raccoon faction."

   "No...no...nothing said, hahahaha" Yin Shi's cold sweat was already gone after hearing the sound, "Also, no one asked you what kind of faction! Why did the topic go in this direction?!"

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   "In that case, in the end, Yinsang and Jiang Chengsang helped Yoshihara get rid of the night king in the end," said Xinbaji.

   At this time, five people were sitting on the sofa, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ji were sitting on the side, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong were sitting on the side.

   Voiceover: Five people? Aren’t these four people? Where is the other person?

"It's just a smelly old man who likes to make trouble for people. When he talks to himself and throws the mess to the silver, I don't know where to go after receiving the performance fee. I am the most irresponsible person. I hate it, isn't it? Yin Shi." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said.

   "What are you talking to yourself over there?! What do you mean by throwing it to me?! Didn't you throw it to you?! Are you still trying to escape?! Are you trying to hold me together?!"

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   Let's adjust the time back to the end of the previous chapter.

   "In short, these are the last words of Feng Xian. So now, are the two new Lords of the Night King ready to take over?" Sun Wheel smiled while sitting in a wheelchair and said to Jiang Cheng and Yinshi.

   "Lord Night King, I have something to do, so I'll leave first." Jiang Cheng bowed to Yin Shi beside him, turned around, and was about to run away.

   "Wait," Yin Shi held down Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "Who is Lord Yewang? I don't think the last sentence was spoken to me~ Jiang Cheng~"

"What are you talking about? Lord Night King, didn’t you like to go to various shops before? You suggested to go every time. This is enough to be the Night King. Don’t worry, you can do well. Yes! Come on! Yin Shi!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with a sincere expression.

"Hey, hey, stop kidding, shouldn’t the night king be the night rabbit? I’m a real earthling, every cell, every pore, and every hair in my body is an earthling! You stay as that night king. Come on! My house still has glasses in human skin waiting for me! I'll leave first! Ye~wang~SA~MA! "Gin Shishi's expression is so treacherous and treacherous.

"As I said, I am neither a night rabbit nor a samurai, but just a wandering ronin. And I still prefer sunny days. I used to like to bask in the sun the most. It's different, Yin Shi, you just stay here and enjoy the treatment of the real Night King!" Jiang Cheng did not give in at all.

"Don't be kidding! [Give it to that kid], these words don't look like they were told to me! Don't look at me as a handsome boy. In fact, Yinsang is already an uncle in my heart! "

   "This is the same for me too!"

   "Jiang Cheng, you are best suited to stay here and be the night king! Otherwise, what are your interests?"

   "Of course it's water and spirit..." Jiang Cheng subconsciously said out, but he stopped the car in time, "You want to frame me!"

   "Look at what I said is right, here are all Shui Lingling girls, Shui Lingling's life is waiting for you, go! Jiang Cheng! No, it's the night king sama!"

"Hey, you two, if you really don’t want to stay, you will pay for the public property you destroyed at the price, as well as the money for your food and drink. Yoshihara is such a place. Men can leave after paying the money. "Yueyong said with a cigarette stick in his mouth, and didn't know that he found out a thick list of prices from there.

   The two looked at the aggregated numbers, and then the long string of numbers was innumerable zero, and they were stunned. But then as if he hadn't seen it, he continued to tear at the other party. But this time they only opened their mouths and made no sound. Obviously, they were so scared that they couldn't make a sound by the long string of zeros.

   "Don't pretend to be stupid, hurry up and choose!" Yue Yong said sharply.

   Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi sat down immediately.

   "Well... can you pay in installments? First install it for a thousand years. For the first 100 years, you only need to repay a portion of the interest every year!" Gintoki asked tremblingly, raising his hand.

"No!"

   "Well... can we implement a night king rotation system, let Yinshi do it for the next 100 years, and I will take over for the next 100 years." Jiang Cheng asked, raising his hand.

   "Well, this..." Yueyong lowered his head and started thinking.

   "Of course not! You fellow! There is no one in a hundred years!" Yin Shi kicked Jiang Cheng again.

"No, it's not actually a hundred years. If you have a son in the future, you can pass the position to him when your son becomes an adult, and when your grandson is an adult, you can pass the position to your grandson. That's it. It's exhausted," Jiang Cheng said, standing up, shaking his head and closing his eyes.

   "Are you Yugong Yishan! There are endless children and grandchildren! Before I had a son, my lower body had retired early!"

   "Don't worry about this. If you are worried about this, we can send you abroad for reconstruction. Although it may not be as good as the anti-tank gun you mentioned, ordinary armor-piercing guns can still do it." Yueyong said aloud.

"Hey, did you hear that? Yinshi is just tailor-made for you. I knew it a long time ago. You are not satisfied with your [weapon], right? Just listen to the armor piercing gun. It's suitable for you, don't hesitate, come on, sign the contract first!" Jiang Cheng said as he took Yin Shi's hand and pressed it on the a4 paper that appeared on the table without knowing when.

"Hey, I'm quite satisfied with my [weapon], no matter the length or what, you are the one who is not satisfied with [weapon]. Who is crying after the first time, it must be because of the length of time. Isn't it enough?" Yin Shi struggled to pull his hand, not letting it press down.

   "Enough is enough! You two!" Yue Yong jumped up and kicked the two of them. "How many silly things do you have to talk about in front of the two ladies!"

   "Actually, that grandfather, the last words should be addressed to Mr. Jiang Cheng." Hilina stretched out a finger and said with a smile.

   "Ahahahaha, then, I'll leave first. Jiang Cheng, Sa Yunara! My debt is handed over to you too!" Yin Shi disappeared from the spot in an instant. UU reading www. uukanshu.com only left Jiang Cheng who had been petrified in place.

   "click", "click", "click"...

   "Yueyong, have you heard any broken noises?" Sunwheel looked at Yueyong and asked...

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   "It is said that three meals a day will be taken care of, and in the end all kinds of deductions for food expenses, all are deceptive~" Jiang Cheng said while picking up the hot pot on the table.

"Hey, can you stop the chopsticks and talk about it?! Isn't it enough to have three meals a day?! Can you hurry back and eat your three meals a day?! This is my home! My ingredients! Me! Hot pot! Is it really okay for you to discuss your three meals a day in someone else's house?!" Yin Shi spit out loudly.

   "Boy, I will prepare Chongqing hot pot next time, this kind of light hot pot tastes completely tasteless~" Jiang Cheng said to Xin Ba Ji as if he hadn't heard Yin Shi's words.

   "Suga, then I will prepare in advance next time." Xin Baji replied.

"Hey! It doesn't taste much, but didn't most of it still get into your stomach?!" Yin Shizuo shouted, "And you! Can you take this idiot back quickly?! Why did you eat it too?! Dang Is this a free cafeteria?!"

   "Ah, can't you eat it?" Yue Yong raised his head and asked uncertainly.

   "Yes, please take your night king sama back quickly! You are not welcome here!"

   "Yin Sang, you can't treat your friends like this~" Xin Baji said with a finger and shook it.

   "Are you Okasan?! Have you forgotten what your main job is?! Your main job is to complain! Give me a note, you guy with glasses!"

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