Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"Qin Shou, do you think I can go back to that continent?" Chang'e asked.

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "What are you going to do when you go back? Find your stupid old friend?"

Chang'e pulled Qin Shou's ear with one hand and pulled it away.This guy's eighty-nine mysterious arts protect the body, and it won't hurt.But to coax a girl, it should be called twice, so this guy is very cooperative and screamed, making Chang'e giggled.

"What an old friend, that guy is an idiot!" Chang'e laughed.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and thought: "Is there any mystery?" So he asked, "What do you mean? Are you not husband and wife?"

Chang'e pulled Qin Shou's ear again, and then said, "What couple? Who told you? Houyi and I are just neighbors. He said that day that he was going to shoot the sun. I thought he was bragging. But his mother died early. , He is stupid, and no one cooks for him, so I will help him cook. After finishing the meal, I saw the sun fall one by one. It was scary at the time, and I could hear the whine of the Golden Crow.

Also, after the nine suns set, the whole sky turned dark!It is said that the father of the sun came and almost demolished the continent... Later, I was so frightened that I fell over, inexplicably knocked over a box on the table, and the medicine inside fell into my mouth and melted. Fly here.Actually, I really don't want to come if I can.What is good in this day, even if you live a hundred years, but you are lonely and lonely, it is better in this world..."

Qin Shou breathed a long sigh of relief. He always thought that Chang'e was being held by Hou Yi, but he didn't expect that there was such a mystery in it.If you think about it carefully, if Chang'e is not so beautiful, would the Jade Emperor be tempted by her?

Of course, it's hard to say whether the Jade Emperor likes Chang'e or not, after all, it's all rumors.According to the immortal's pure heart and few desires, it is not uncommon for the Jade Emperor to be a heavenly saint who does not eat human fireworks.

Everything Qin Shou knew was the myths and legends he had seen in his previous life, the rumors and the results of countless Diaosi YY. There may not be many of them, and he could not believe them all.

Qin Shou shook his head, shook out the mess in his mind, and asked, "Sister Chang'e, the palace was good that day, why didn't the Jade Emperor let you live in the palace?"

Chang'e smiled bitterly and said, "The elixir was originally the Jade Emperor's reward for Hou Yi's ability to shoot the sun, but it was a mistake for me. The Jade Emperor was born in the way of heaven, and naturally he would not violate the destiny. But after all, I came on the wrong way and couldn't enter. Tiangong. I was only brought here to live here, but it's okay. Apart from being a little deserted, it's also less troublesome. I heard that there is not much calm in the heavenly court. The sequelae of this are erupting as the saints of the Three Purities, Nuwa, Fuxi and other saints return to the Thirty-Three Heavens."

Qin Shou's heart moved, and his ears trembled subconsciously. This seems to have a story!So he asked, "What do you mean?"

Chang'e said: "I don't know, it's not peaceful anyway. By the way, is your illness better?"

Qin Shou patted his chest and said, "Of course it's good, it's very good, I can't see how I can beat you now."

"Hey, look at you being arrogant! People don't like to practice cultivation, otherwise, they would definitely be better than you after all these years! Also, since you're amazing, you have to protect me in the future, do you understand?" Rubbing Qin Shou's big ears.

"It depends on whether you are obedient or not. I have to let me eat the radish myself. This treatment, hey..." Qin Shou complained casually.

Chang'e giggled, snatched the carrot from Qin Shou's hand, and said with a smile, "Come on, I'll feed you..."

Qin Shou was instantly overwhelmed, and he nestled on Chang'e's body with a smile.The two chatted all night...

The next day, it was dawn, but Chang'e got up early and made it early. Chang'e didn't like to do anything with anger.

It is a variety of cold pastries.But that taste is the best pastry Qin Shou has ever eaten in his life!

Both the look and the taste are excellent!Think about it too, Chang'e uses all the ingredients with the word "Idle", and she is also a fairy, although she is a half-ass, but she is also a fairy!

Then for thousands of years on this moon, I was bored, what else could I do other than sit and eat?How can those kinds of cakes that have been honed for thousands of years not delicious?

Seeing Qin Shou eating happily, Chang'e smiled and said, "I asked you to eat it before, but you didn't eat it. It seems that after your intelligence has opened up, it's really different."

"Nonsense, when you're ignorant, you know shit. Are there any other flavors?" After Qin Shou ate the sweet-scented osmanthus and carrot flavors, he found that there seemed to be no other flavors.

Chang'e sat there a little helplessly, pouted and said, "I think so too, but there is nothing else to eat on this moon. The radish seeds were given to me by Taibaijinxing when I came up. ."

Qin Shou knew that he had caught Chang'e's pain point, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "Don't worry, I just said it casually, don't worry, I will help you plant a large orchard and vegetable garden on the moon in the future. Eat whatever you plant.”

"Stop bragging, just like you?" Chang'e rolled her eyes at Qin Shou, ate some sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, and went to bed.

When Chang'e fell asleep, Qin Shou jumped to the window and glanced at the high heavenly palace. A cold light flashed in his eyes, is she very tall?I will catch you one day sooner or later!

Qin Shou walked out of the Tiangong and went straight to the tallest and largest sweet-scented osmanthus tree. When he was far away, he could feel the earth shaking like an earthquake.When I got to the neighborhood, I saw Wu Gang strolling around, with a notched axe in his wheel, and with a thud, he saw the thick osmanthus tree trunk of the football field to see a gap the size of a basketball court!

Seeing Qin Shou's eyes almost popping out, it's so fierce!What Schwarzenegger is more ferocious than the previous life!This is pure man!Unfortunately, he is a thousand-year-old virgin.

"What are you doing here, dead rabbit?" With Wu Gang's cultivation base, he had already discovered Qin Shou. ..

Chapter 9

"Don't do it, you got me from another time and space, you should give me an explanation, right?" Qin Shou jumped to the front of the osmanthus tree, bit it in one bite, and then in Wu Gang's surprised eyes , even bit off a large piece of bark!Then quack bang bang!

"Well, sure enough, this thing is a bit hard and doesn't taste very good, but it still has some spiritual energy." Qin Shou commented.

Wu Gang suddenly laughed: "As expected of the Swallowing Rabbit, this Osmanthus Tree King's body is like steel and iron, even if it is Daluo Jinxian, it can't move, but you can bite down the gap, tsk tsk...Unfortunately, it is a sick seedling, Otherwise, if you grow up, maybe you will be able to reproduce the glory of your ancestors."

"Ancestor is a fart! If you really want to be so NB, you won't die completely, and I will be the only one left. Don't change the subject, I said Xiao Gangzi, should you give me some compensation? I am in another world, but People who call for wind and rain, wives and concubines in groups, live on an island of the dead, take a private plane, and interstellar travel is nothing." Qin Shou thought, it is not a time and space anyway, who knows who?Blow it!The bigger the blow, the more the other party owes him!

Wu Gang said: "Che, what you said seems to be the real thing. But if you really want to find the responsible person, don't find me. I used a corner of the apricot and yellow flag that the Sanqing sage left in the world back then to cooperate with me. The magic is successful. If you really want to talk about cause and effect, the Sanqing sage also has cause and effect, do you want to go to him to make up for it?"

Qin Shou said: "Yes! Why don't you! But I can't fly, I can't go, and I can't see you. Anyway, I can only catch you now!"

"What if I don't give it?" Wu Gang raised his head, as if you could help me.

Qin Shou smiled and said: "If you don't give it, you won't give it. The big deal is that next time Taibaijinxing comes, I will tell you to peep at Chang'e taking a bath!"

Qin Shou just said it casually, but as a result, he directly intercepted Wu Gang's weakness.Although he didn't see anything, he finally had action. If he was found out, he would be in trouble!He had already provoked the violent temper Yandi in the Huoyun Palace, and then provoked three more

The Great Ruler of the Thousand Worlds Jade Emperor, then he estimates that he can only chop down trees and play here in this life.If you make trouble, you will suffer even more!

Qin Shou saw that Wu Gang's eyes were flustered, and his heart trembled: "Fuck!This stuff can't really be peeping, can it?

If you think about it, it's very possible!This lonely man and widow coexist on the same moon, a ten-million-year-old virgin, not to mention the beautiful Chang'e, even if he gets a sow up, he will dare to do it!Let alone voyeurism?

When he thought of his inexplicable time travel, it turned out to be the masterpiece of this guy. Suddenly, Qin Shou developed his own rich associations and reasoning, and he really made his guesses, and sneered: "Humph, and killing rabbits. Silence thing..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm just going to visit Fairy Chang'e, what can I see from the window? Except for the screen or the screen..." Wu Gang immediately realized that he had leaked his mouth, and quickly pretended to be fierce: "Aren't you afraid that I will kill the rabbit again? "

Qin Shou hugged his arms, leaned against the osmanthus tree, took a sip, bit off a piece of bark, ate it, squinted his eyes, and said disdainfully: "Small sample, if you have the ability, you can make another piece of the apricot-yellow flag? I thought it was an osmanthus tree? It's all over the place?"

Wu Gang suddenly wilted, and smiled bitterly: "Tell me, what do you want?"

Qin Shou said: "Pass me the skills of [-] years, and then give me all kinds of magical powers. Don't ask for too much power, just be able to turn over the Jade Emperor."