Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"Yu'er, you..."

"Shut up!" Qin Shou finally broke out. Although he sympathized with this loli Chang'e, when a loli became a Tang monk, everyone would break out!

So Qin Shou shook his head, broke free from Chang'e's little hand, jumped onto the table to the side, and said, "Damn girl, can you be quiet for a while? My brain is about to explode when you ask me."

"Yu'er..."

"Stop! Don't say hello to anything, please? I want to be quiet..." Qin Shou really couldn't hold it anymore, he said that Chang'e was picturesque and indeed beautiful, but no one told him that Chang'e could say that!

"Who is Jingjing?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyelids and lay there weakly, too lazy to speak: "..."

However, Chang'e didn't want to let this guy go. After thousands of years, she finally caught a rabbit who could talk to her. Chang'e didn't care whether he was male or female. Anyway, she was very happy!So Chang'e surrounded Qin Shou, turning round and round, like a little girl seeing her favorite toy, her mouth pouting, and she kept asking.

In the end, Qin Shou solved the problem!

In the room, Qin Shou sat very manly on a chair, dragging a teacup with his paws, drinking the unique osmanthus tea on the moon.Behind him, on the bed, Chang'e was bound by circles of cloth strips, her mouth was blocked, and her big watery eyes looked at Qin Shou. ..

Chapter 7 This radish is so hard!

In this scene, the blood of Qin Shou's beast boiled, and the nosebleed came out again...

If it weren't for this damn morbid system, I'd be afraid to die of bloodshed;

If it weren't for the fact that he was just a little rabbit, he wouldn't be as high as Chang'e's calf when he stood up;

If it weren't for her small size, the long gun that he brought with him was like a pencil head, he really thought, he would have done her now!

However, there is no if in this world!

As he merged with the rabbit's soul for a long time, Qin Shou received more and more ancient information.In one of the scenes, he was so excited and yearning for it!That is a swallowing rabbit, swallowing a dragon in one bite!

These fragmented scenes occasionally appear, but there is very little really useful information.

One of them is about his illness!

If you want to cure this nosebleed, you must make up for it!But swallowing the rabbit is a wild alien, and the elixir of Putong has little effect on him.It must be a real elixir!

However, where did he do the elixir and elixir thing?

Looking back at Chang'e, who was teary-eyed, Qin Shou shook his head, this girl is also a poor little devil.Although there is no need to worry about food and clothing in the Moon Palace, there are no elixir and elixir at all, and some are just some sweet-scented osmanthus that this girl collects every day, and some tea and snacks that she makes.

"Woooo..." Chang'e was struggling, Qin Shou crossed Erlang's legs, looked at Chang'e with a standard rogue rabbit expression, squinted his eyes and said, "Sister Chang'e, you promise not to keep chatting with me, I'll loosen you up. Like? You can ask questions, but I won't let you ask, you can't continue to ask, how?"

Chang'e's little head immediately clicked like a chicken eating rice.

Qin Shou then jumped over to untie Chang'e.Now that eighty-nine profound arts are on her body, Chang'e, who flies to the moon by eating elixir, doesn't have any spells on her body, she is really not afraid.After all, the Eighty-Nine Mysterious Arts did not teach spells, but

After a strong physique, overwhelming a little girl, isn't it seconds?

As for the immobilization technique, once the eighty-nine profound arts were turned around, they were directly broken!That thing is just bullying the weak, the weak chicken magic of the same level is invalid, and now Qin Shou is also a rabbit who turns over and sings, not afraid that this fairy sister will give him another raid or something.

The process of loosening the binding was inevitably bumpy, and as a result, Qin Shou had a nosebleed again... He really doubted whether the previous Jade Rabbit really had no brains, otherwise, facing such a beautiful Chang'e every day, how could he ensure that he would not bleed dead...

"Jade…"

"Stop, the young master is a Swallow Rabbit after all, and he is still a man. How can you call Yu'er such a sissy name! Well, starting today, I will be called Qin Shou!" Qin Shou's name is not very pleasant, but He has been called in another world for ten or twenty years, and it is the only thing his parents left him, and he does not plan to change it.

"Beast? You are a beast, but not a bird." Chang'e looked at Qin Shou cutely.

Qin Shou has a black line on his forehead: "This Qin Shou is not the other Qin Shou, Qin Shou of the Great Qin Empire, Shou and Tian Qi's Shou, do you understand?"

Chang'e thought for a while: "What is the Great Qin Empire?"

Qin Shou was speechless for a while. This thing has to be explained to the Year of the Monkey. He scratched his head and said, "Oh, anyway, it's just that kind of thing, so don't think about it so much. By the way, is there anything to eat?"

Chang'e turned her hand over, and a carrot appeared in her hand.

Qin Shou grinned and said, "You used to eat this for me, who didn't have a good sense of wisdom?"

Chang'e narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "Yeah, Yu'er used to be cute to eat, why, don't you like it?" Speaking of which, Chang'e's face was slightly hurt, and I really felt pity.

Seeing this, Qin Shou felt a little pain in his heart. Those who have never lost will never know the value of those around them.After his parents left in the previous life, he had a feeling that the world was collapsing, without any attachment, and finally went to a dead end and fought with the villain.Chang'e and the original Yu'er have been on this moon for thousands of years, and they are the closest people to each other.He came by himself, and Yu'er died. How does the current Chang'e look like him back then?

Thinking of this, Qin Shou sighed, bit his head, grabbed the carrot, turned around, bit it quack, and his face was full of cows. This carrot is really tough!Made of iron?

Then I heard Chang'e say: "Oh, I got it wrong, that is a toy iron radish for Yu'er to grind her teeth... Yu'er... Yu'er, why don't you speak?"

"Damn girl, did you do it on purpose? Look at the claws!" Qin Shou pounced on Chang'e with his teeth and claws open.

Chang'e jumped up, threw off her long legs and started running, chasing and running, Qin Shouzhun started to move on sensitive parts, causing Chang'e to scream again and again, and after a while, both of them were tired.Chang'e sat by the window, looking at the continent ahead.

Qin Shou sat very manly on Chang'e's lap, resting his head on Chang'e's lower abdomen, holding a very disgusting carrot in his hand and biting it.Disgusted on his face, but Qin Shou doesn't actually hate this thing.This thing is completely different from what he eats on earth. It melts in the mouth and tastes excellent. It is indeed a radish of the fairy species!If this is sold on the earth, it will absolutely sweep all markets, and it is even more popular than the Apple 6.

But Qin Shou was also a little worried. As his strength increased, his disease became more and more serious.After all, improving his strength is consuming his potential. His potential has long been exhausted due to congenital malnutrition. Forcibly increasing his strength will consume his lifespan.

However, he didn't tell Chang'e this. This girl is very innocent, cute, and she is also a little bit stubborn. If she told her, she might do something wrong.This is the Heavenly Court, there are a lot of rules, and there is also a Queen Mother who is not very pleasing to her in the harem.Fortunately, although Chang'e is simple, she is not stupid, but she is very clever and knows how to protect herself.

When facing outsiders, he is arrogant, cold, ladylike, and virtuous. He is polite and polite to everyone, but he maintains a polite distance, and has not caused any scandals or left any small tails.

"This girl can't figure it out, she can only rely on herself. But the moon is not too close to the Tiangong. I can't get the supernatural powers of Mao Mao, I can't lift the clouds, I can't lift the fog, and I can't get through when I look at the sky. Even if it's over. , the terrain is unfamiliar, and it is useless to go there. I almost lost it when I visited the Forbidden City in my previous life, not to mention this Heavenly Palace? ..

Chapter 8 Meet Wu Gang

Also, I don't know what is good and what is bad.The only thing I know is that there are good goods in Laojun's stove, and there are peaches in the peaches orchard of the Queen Mother, and the rest, I don't know anything.Sad reminder, Yu'er, that stupid rabbit, why don't you read books and study, and be a good student?The whole illiterate rabbit has a memory except for radishes. Damn, am I going to the heaven to steal radishes? "

Qin Shou felt a lot of resentment in his heart, but he was helpless.