Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Of course, the world is so vast, and there are countless mysterious things, and no one can tell if other treasures will appear.

"Anyway, I have the foundation of my life. With a good beginning, do you still worry about not having a good ending? Hey... stretch and sleep." Qin Shou muttered and fell into a deep sleep. .This guy doesn't know it at all, and he has unknowingly put a stumbling block on his way...

He slept soundly, but someone couldn't, and that was Wu Gang!

Wu Gang used spiritualism to get a soul that he didn't know what it was and stuffed it into Yutu's body. He was guilty of being a thief, and his mood was even worse.For fear that Chang'e would find something wrong and find out about him... The more he thought about this guy, the more he couldn't sleep. In desperation, he mustered up his courage and decided to go see what's real tomorrow!Look at the dead rabbit, whether it is exposed or not!

The next day, Wu Gang, a thousand-year-old bachelor and a ten-thousand-year-old otaku, finally gathered up the courage to come to the Moon Palace, and shouted from a distance, "Wu Gang, come and see Fairy Chang'e."

Chang'e was also taken aback when she heard it. Although she knew that there was another goddess Wu Gang who was punished by Emperor Yan for standing here on the osmanthus tree, but she was timid by nature, coupled with the shyness of various women and the meaning of avoiding suspicion, So I never took the initiative to see this neighbor, but I didn't expect this person to come to the door.

Chang'e dressed up a little, then hugged Qin Shou, who had just woken up and was about to go out to pee, and won out.

Qin Shou was already in a hurry to urinate, so he was hugged by Chang'e and squeezed his two big breasts, almost urinating on the spot.I was so anxious... But, this dead rabbit couldn't speak, and couldn't take the initiative to communicate with Chang'e, so he was worried to death.

At this moment, Chang'e had come to the gate of the Moon Palace, and at the bottom of the long stairs of the Moon Palace, a dirty guy in a rag was standing there, politely saluting to Chang'e: "Wu Gang down below. , I have seen Fairy Chang'e."

At this moment, Chang'e suddenly had a big transformation. She was no longer hot and flamboyant, she jumped off, her body was straight, and her face was gentle and virtuous.

Qin Shou wailed in his heart: Sure enough, the more beautiful a woman is, the better at acting, life is like a drama, and it all depends on acting skills!How many innocent virgins did this Chang'e deceive another time and space?How many innocents have deceived this world...

Chang'e gave a slight salute and returned the salute.Although Wu Gang is a culprit, he can't stand the long years of immortality, and he is also a murderer in terms of mana.In terms of qualifications, she is also a senior, so Chang'e naturally did not dare to ask her: "I have seen Daoist friend Wu Gang, do you know what happened to you in the humble house?"

Wu Gang pretended to be calm and said to Chang'e: "It's nothing, it's just that on this moon, there are only you and me. As neighbors, we should just walk around with each other. It's just a guilt. There were immortal officials a while ago, which is inconvenient. Come to visit, that's why today was chosen."

When Qin Shou heard this, the rabbit rolled his eyes, is this guy Wu Gang?The old otaku who chopped down trees on the moon for thousands of years? ..

Chapter 6 Rabbit Lord turned over and tied Chang'e

Qin Shou didn't know much about Wu Gang. He only knew that this guy seemed to provoke Yan Huang, one of the three human emperors in the Huoyun Palace, and was then thrown onto the moon by Yan Huang with great mana to open up wasteland.But the object of wasteland reclamation is also a monster, the sweet-scented osmanthus tree!This thing, even if it is thick and strong, it can heal itself quickly after being cut with an axe!Wu Gang was so troubled that he didn't know how many years he was still empty.

It's just, what is this guy doing here?Didn't he know that the old Jade Emperor had been staring at Chang'e?He didn't know, was this the woman appointed by the Jade Emperor?He doesn't know, is this my woman?

When Qin Shou was thinking wildly, he found that Wu Gang was looking at him all the time!That's right, look at him, not Chang'e's chest!

"There's a ghost! This guy's eyes are flickering, and he doesn't dare to look at me at all. Shit, this guy definitely has a ghost in his heart!" Qin Shou thought of this, and suddenly thought of one thing, I came from across the country. Goods related?

Thinking of this, Qin Shou also has a ghost in his heart. If this is exposed, he will not be stabbed by a thousand swords, and his big breasts will be squeezed to death by Chang'e!

So the two guys with their own ghosts, their eyes flickered in the air, and finally reached a consensus with a look that you know I know everyone understands, no one will break it, just forget it!

Then, both of them felt relieved for a while.

Chang'e was rather unhappy!Who is this Wu Gang?I keep looking at other people's brother, why doesn't he look like an immortal at all?

Immediately, Chang'e's petty temper broke out, and she flicked her sleeves and said, "Daoist friend Wu Gang, it's a little inconvenient today, please come back."

Then the arrogant Chang'e turned around, closed the door, and left!

Wu Gang suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing.

Heart, and happy to leave.

Qin Shou was lying on the window and saw Wu Gang's expression, and immediately shook his head: No wonder he is a virgin of thousands of years, just like this, he is not a virgin, who is a virgin?

"Damn, stinky Wu Gang, stinky hooligan! He's been staring at other people's chests! It's just...just as virtuous as the Jade Emperor and the old man!" Chang'e was sitting on the bed and smashed the pillow round, where is it? Have the slightest gentle and ladylike appearance?

Qin Shou sighed and said, "Woman, what kind of pillow are you tearing up in anger? Tear clothes!"

After smashing the room, Chang'e finally felt a lot more comfortable. She hugged Qin Shou into her arms and pinched Qin Shou's ears. , I knew that the sky was so boring, I shouldn't have eaten that fool's medicine pill in the first place..."

When Qin Shou heard this, his ears trembled immediately, as if he was about to hear something secret!

"Huh? Yu'er, are you listening! Didn't they say, you, the only swallowing rabbit handed down from the Great Desolation, is disabled? Can't you practice? Why does it seem to have spirituality?" Chang'e stared at Qin Shou in surprise.

Although Qin Shou's eighty-nine profound arts have only been practiced halfway, he is not comparable to ordinary monsters. It is reasonable to say that his strength has reached his level, and he can also transform.Naihe Swallows the Hare, a wild alien species, known as the wild locust, the existence of the big die that can bite everything, but the flesh is very tyrannical.Coupled with the merits of the Eighty-Nine Xuan Gong, the current physical body is stronger, but it shackles his ability to transform.If you want to change shape, you need more powerful strength!

However, it is possible to speak.

So Qin Shou coughed dryly: "I said girl, do you dare not to pull my ears?"

"Ah!" Chang'e jumped up from the bed in fright, hugged the bed post next to her, and stared at Qin Shou with wide eyes.

Qin Shou looked up on the Internet, his legs were straight, but unfortunately, there were obscene pants, no spring guang!Colleagues are also quite proud, look at me, a word, scaring a fairy, how mighty this is!

However, before the sigh was over, Chang'e suddenly burst out laughing, rushed down and hugged Qin Shou in her arms, and kneaded and exclaimed: "Wow, Yu'er, you can speak, haha... You can finally speak. , I finally have someone to talk to... wow haha..."

Qin Shou felt the messy hair on his body being pressed by a pair of small hands and a pair of big breasts, squinting his eyes, a look of enjoyment on his face, the blessing of the people... At the same time, he secretly sighed: This girl is too pitiful, this must be done in What is it like to be lonely on the moon, seeing a bunny being so happy!

But soon, Qin Shou became unhappy, and this crazy girl pulled her ears again!Uncle can't bear it, auntie can't bear it!

Qin Shou said angrily, "Still pulling your ears? Let go!"

Then Qin Shou was lifted by Chang'e's ears and pulled down in front of him. The two of them looked at each other, and insolently saw a pair of excited and excited big eyes!

And what Chang'e saw was a bunny face with a palm squinting and an unhappy look on my face!

"Yu'er, your expression is so cute." Chang'e smiled.

"Yu'er, why don't you let me pinch your ears?"

"Yu'er, why didn't you speak?"

"Yu'er, what are you looking at?"

"Yu'er, why is your voice so rough?"

"Yu'er, are you male?"