Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"Pfft..." Wu Gang's legs fell softly, and he pointed at Qin Shou and cursed: "You ignorant rabbit, do you know what kind of existence the Jade Emperor is? Dominate the three thousand worlds, live in thirty Above the three days, below the three clears, above the four emperors, after [-] kalpas, one calamity, [-] years! Divine power is unparalleled in the world, you want to compare with him? You still kill me. already."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at Wu Gang and said, "Look at your unpromising appearance. For example, it's like this. How much more can you be worth? The Jade Emperor is so fierce, it's not like he was beaten by a monkey..."

"What? What monkey?" Wu Gang asked.

Qin Shou immediately knew that he had leaked his words, and immediately corrected him: "I dreamed last night that the Jade Emperor was beaten by a monkey. It doesn't matter if he was beaten, it was beaten anyway. Then what can you teach me?"

Wu Gang got up and said: "You bunny, you better be careful in the future, don't talk nonsense. This Heavenly Court is an unreasonable place, if the Jade Emperor listens to it, you will suffer! in the back."

"Okay, okay, don't be a mother-in-law, tell me what you can do, I have to go back and take a bath with Chang'e after I finish my studies." As soon as Qin Shou said this, Wu Gang was instantly envious and jealous!If possible, he really wants to become a rabbit!

It's a pity that he was stared at by the person in the Fire Cloud Palace. If he did this, he would be killed...

Wu Gang said angrily: "Just your broken body, if you want to die, I can pass on your skills of eighteen hundred years."

Qin Shou grinned. He also knew about his own family affairs, and his body really couldn't bear stronger strength. What he needed was lack of innate vitality, not improvement of his skills.

Seeing that Qin Shou did not speak, Wu Gang knew that Qin Shou understood what he meant, so he did not explain much, and continued: "I see that there are eight or nine mysterious powers in your body, and there are also small achievements. This is already You are at your limit, and you must not practice in the future. You came to me to find a way to use it, right? You can’t use too advanced spells, so I’ll pass on some common and practical spells for you.”

After Wu Gang finished speaking, a little bit of Qin Shou's eyebrows, Qin Shou's mind immediately gained a little knowledge, the three spells of immobilization, invisibility, and soaring clouds.

"Just three doors?" Qin Shou called out in dissatisfaction.

"Be content, you can understand the use of Hesanmen now. Your eighty-nine profound arts are physical exercises, and the physical body is the most powerful weapon. When you fight with people, you don't need any other spells, just rush up. , bite him with your most powerful weapon of swallowing the rabbit, within the same level, the absolute winning rate is [-]%." Wu Gang said.

Qin Shou's face was covered with black lines. People used weapons, magic weapons, and supernatural powers to fight. When they got to him, they could only bite!Grass, I am a rabbit, not a dog!

Wu Gang felt a murderous aura rising in Qin Shou's body, and immediately knew that it was not good, he coughed dryly and said, "However, don't be discouraged, you can't use other spells, and it's useless to learn them. For me, I have me. For thousands of years, the fusion of my whole body

Learn and create a set of methods, and I will pass them on to you today.But you remember, don't use it before your strength is not enough, or you will kill yourself, don't say I didn't warn you. " ..

Chapter 10 Cutting Trees, Taibai Xingjun

While talking, Wu Gang actually took out a booklet and threw it to Qin Shou.

Qin Shou took it over and took a look, and was immediately enthralled. The name was actually called: "Tree Chopping"!

"Damn it, I asked you for a peerless magic, and you let me be a gardener?" Qin Shou suddenly went wild!

Wu Gang said angrily: "You kid don't know what's good or bad, this is the essence of what I have learned in my life, if you don't want to pay me back."

"You're a ghost, it's confiscated!" Qin Shou said, and ran away.

Seeing this, Wu Gang shook his head helplessly, and said to himself, "It's really a sin!

At this moment, Wu Gang's eyes straightened. He saw that there was a small cloth bag where Qin Shou was originally. When he opened it, he saw that there were some snacks inside.

Wu Gang wiped his mouth and said reluctantly, "Sure enough, he's a bastard rabbit, he didn't even bring a pair of chopsticks..." After speaking, he sat there and ate wildly.Wu Gang, who has not eaten food for thousands of years, burst into tears on the spot...

When Qin Shou returned to the Moon Palace, Chang'e was still sleeping.Qin Shou immediately ran to another room, jumped onto the bed, lay on the bed with his feet turned upside down, and started to organize the things in his head.The immobilization technique and the invisibility technique are all small techniques. To put it bluntly, they use powerful mental power to confuse the opponent's soul, so that the opponent's soul thinks that it can't control the physical body, so it can't move.Invisibility is almost as far away as it is, and it also confuses people around you and can't see yourself.

Therefore, this kind of spell looks magical, but in fact it is all inexperienced stuff.It is easy to use when the strength is crushed, but it is completely useless when it is almost the same.However, it is also very easy to learn, in seconds to learn!

Qin Shou did not immediately learn to ride the clouds and fog, but looked at the booklet in his hand curiously. Although Wu Gang said this "Chop the Tree" was so amazing, he never read it and felt it was unreliable. Of course, he was more curious. That's it.

Qin Shou opened it and glanced at it, and was immediately stunned!

"Boy, aren't you surprised?" There was actually a Wu Gang in the book, and he was talking to him!

Qin Shou suddenly felt uncomfortable, this guy wouldn't follow Lao Tzu, would he?

Wu Gang continued: "If you have a conscience, this cake tastes good. This god will give you some benefits. Although the apricot and yellow flag on your body has no defense ability, it has the most powerful ability to hide the secrets in the world. I will help you integrate this ability into your body. If you go out to steal chickens and dogs in the future, at least you won't leave any clues, and your every move will not be easy to be perceived. Don't look at me with that look, I will take a look You know that you are not a good bird, and you will definitely not be less likely to steal chickens and dogs in the future...

Don't deny it, your system, if you don't eat enough panacea and immortals to replenish your vitality within three years, you will die.After all, Chang'e is a new little god. Without a backer and strength, you will definitely not get the elixir that can supplement your life potential.If you want to survive, you have to rely on yourself, so I can help you... Well, I have sealed this "Tree Chopping". If you don't have enough strength, you won't be able to learn anything.Alright, this bit of spiritual knowledge is about to dissipate, so I won't talk nonsense with you. "

After finishing speaking, Wu Gang pointed out with one finger, Qin Shou only felt that there was something more in his body, and then it was gone.

Following that, Wu Gang's phantom also disappeared.Only then did Qin Shou breathe a sigh of relief, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to have an old virgin by his side.

Qin Shou flipped through the "Tree Cutting Technique", and sure enough, there was no response at all. It was full of white paper and couldn't see anything.If the material hadn't been torn apart, Qin Shou would have thought it was a parallel import.

Unable to learn "Chopping Trees", Qin Shou decided to take the next step and learn to ride the clouds.

It is a bit difficult to ride the clouds and fog, which involves the control of airflow and clouds, which has already involved the worry of the Tao.Qin Shou, it took an hour to learn, this time Qin Shou couldn't stand it anymore. Seeing that the girl, Chang'e, didn't want to get up, he tried it immediately. Suddenly a cloud of white clouds rose under his feet, supporting him slowly. float up.

Qin Shou tried to control the flying up and down, back and forth, left, right, up and down, and finally had fun. He rushed out and made a mess on the moon... People who have never experienced flying with the flesh can never imagine the kind of people who soar freely in the air. Pleasure, refreshment!

Just when Qin Shou was having fun, he suddenly heard a burst of fairy music coming from the sky.

A rainbow bridge directly crosses the infinite starry sky and stands in front of the Moon Palace Gate!Vaguely seeing the divine light moving here, Qin Shou knew that someone in the Tiangong was coming!

Qin Shou immediately pressed the cloud head, returned to the room, went to bed, covered the quilt, and pretended to sleep!He is really a bit guilty of being a thief. After all, what if the immortals see the clues from outsiders?

"Where is Fairy Chang'e? The old man is too platinum star, especially the Jade Emperor's will!" Sure enough, after a while, an old but kind voice came from outside.

Qin Shou's ears shook and continued to pretend to be asleep.

However, Chang'e woke up, covered Qin Shou with a quilt, got up, and quickly adjusted her makeup, and replied, "Taibai Xingjun is married, Xiaoxian has lost his way, please forgive me."

During the conversation, Chang'e had already gone out, and every movement was with great manners and standard ladylike style!After listening to Chang'e receiving the imperial decree outside, she brought people back.

Qin Shou shook his head secretly: This woman should go to the earth in the 21st century, she is definitely a world-class actress!

Fortunately, the Moon Palace is big enough that Chang'e can't bring Taibaixing to the bedroom.After taking a seat in the reception room outside, Taibaijinxing said, "Fairy Chang'e, the Jade Emperor has already distributed invitations to all kinds of gods, even the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas that have arisen in the West. Lie. It can be said to be a big event, so the Jade Emperor wants Fairy Chang'e to perform a dance at the Obon Festival."

Fairy Chang'e got up and said, "This is a little fairy in charge, and it should be so."

Taibaijinxing stroked his white beard and nodded with a smile.