Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Marshal Tianpeng said that he didn't want to, but he thought in his heart. In the past, he had been suffering from being unable to get close to Chang'e, but now the way is in front of him. I will start to serve, and use him as a medium to get to know Chang'e and get to know Chang'e. I don't want to form a Taoist partner, but it's okay to take a look every once in a while.

So Marshal Tianpeng smiled and said: "Rabbit, you are not too brave! I am the position of the sixth division, and immortals without official positions are not allowed to come up.

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Qin Shou said: "I'm just a rabbit, not a fairy."

Marshal Tianpeng was dumbfounded, laughed dryly, and scratched his head. He found that he, who usually has a lotus flower in his mouth, is so stupid today?I always stutter when I come across this bunny rabbit.My mind is still blank, and I can't think of anything to say.

Qin Shou didn't think too much about it. Marshal Tianpeng was placed in the [-]st century. With his emotional intelligence, he was a girl?It's not bad to be thrown into the stinky ditch as a SB bun... Start with all your strength, eat!

Ten minutes later, all the fruits on the table entered his stomach. When he touched his belly, he couldn't help feeling that the fruits of the gods were really not ordinary.Those delicacies I ate before were like chewing wax compared to these fruits.

However, Qin Shou thought about it, the food in the previous life was not as good as the fruits in the heaven, and the source was still in the ingredients!If you use the ingredients of Heavenly Court with the practice of the previous life, will there be new discoveries?

The more he thought about Qin Shou, the more excited he became, but he was soon defeated by reality, and there was no hair on the moon!

"Rabbit, are you finished?" Marshal Tianpeng thought about it for a long time, but couldn't figure out what to talk about with a rabbit. After finally seeing Qin Shou finished eating, he was afraid that the rabbit would run away as soon as he lifted his butt, and immediately asked. road.

Qin Shou dragged the big wine jug used by Marshal Tianpeng.Qin Shou lifted the lid and drank from the big jug.

Taking a big mouthful, he hiccupped and said, "It's almost there, I said fat man, what do you want to say?"

Marshal Tianpeng wanted to say, take me to see your master, but when it came to his mouth, it became: "It's nothing, just asking if you are full."

Qin Shou's eyes suddenly lit up: "I'm not full, do you still have?"

Marshal Tianpeng almost slapped himself with two big mouths, ah, why did he lose the chain at a critical moment?However, in order to keep Qin Shou and obtain information, he gritted his teeth and took out some fruits from Xumi's bag and gave them to Qin Shou.

Qin Shou was instantly happy, but he didn't expect to have an unexpected harvest, this guy is really dumb enough...

Marshal Tianpeng said: "Rabbit, let me ask you, what does your master like to eat?"

Qin Shou said without even thinking: "Huahu, dog meat, real dragon, real phoenix, whatever."

At this point, Marshal Tianpeng almost cried with fright. He had been thinking about those things for a long time, but he didn't dare to start!One Tota Heavenly King was bigger than him, and one Erlang Zhenjun arrogantly did not listen to the Jade Emperor. The rest belonged to the sons and grandsons of dragons. They were either high-ranking or the car of a great immortal.

But Marshal Tianpeng soon understood, how could such a ladylike woman as Chang'e want to eat these things?Knocking on Qin Shou's head, he said, "I asked what Chang'e likes to eat, not what you like to eat.

What! "

Qin Shou glared at Marshal Tianpeng and said, "I said it all, believe it or not."

"Rabbit, it's boring for you. I sincerely want to make you a friend. If you are like this, our friend will not do it." Marshal Tianpeng said with a serious face.

Qin Shou also knew that Sun Wukong would naturally be the smartest person in the Western Heaven Study Group, but if he was the smartest, it would be this pig!Therefore, Qin Shou stopped giving him sloppy eyes and said: "It's hard to say what you like to eat, anyway, Yuegong has nothing to eat, basically just order something. But recently, she wants to focus on flowers, grass, and some other things. Vegetables, fruits, etc., you can do it yourself."

When Marshal Tianpeng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said with a smile, "It's simple, it's just some seeds. When I go to Houji, the god of agriculture, I'll ask for some, it's guaranteed to be the best!"

Qin Shou nodded, took a sip of wine and said, "Tianpeng, I heard that you have a rake, right? When will you lend me a rake?"

"What kind of rake? That's my weapon, the golden rake! It was forged by Taishang Laojun himself with the divine ice iron, and was forged by the five emperors and five emperors, the Thunder Puhua Tianzun: the spell of pure thunder, and the power of the six armors. It weighs as much as a can, and even the handle is five thousand and forty-eight pounds, not to mention I can't borrow you, even if I borrow you, you won't be able to dance! Besides, you are a pet rabbit, what are you borrowing weapons for?" Marshal Tianpeng He quickly shook his head.

Qin Shou said: "It's only five thousand and forty-eight pounds? I thought it weighed..."

Marshal Tianpeng grinned and said: "Rabbit, you must be mistaken, do you think the weight of this number is the weight of the mortal world? This is the weight of the heaven! One catty in the heaven is equivalent to ten million catties in the mortal world! My Baoqin golden rake is also known as the nine-toothed nail rake. What I want is the pole number of nine! Why? You don't believe it? Well, this marshal will give you long eyes. Can."

After speaking, Marshal Tianpeng grabbed the void, and with a flash of light, a rake with only a slap appeared in his hand.Marshal Tianpeng put his hand in front of Qin Shou and said, if you can take the rake off my palm, you will pass the test.

Qin Shou said: "Then why bother putting it on the table?" ..

Chapter 32 Rabbit pit pig [Part [-]]

Marshal Tianpeng grinned and said, "Although this table is blessed with the mana of the God Craftsman of the Ministry of Works, it can't hold my rake. Smashing the Jade Emperor's table is also troublesome. Come on, don't talk nonsense, you can take it and see! "

Hearing this, Qin Shou nodded, stretched out his claws and grabbed the nine-toothed nail rake and lifted it up, but it felt like an ant carrying a mountain, and the nine-toothed nail rake didn't move at all!

Marshal Tianpeng saw that Qin Shou's face was flushed red, and he couldn't move the nine-toothed nail to rake. He laughed immediately, and said arrogantly: "Rabbit, how is it? Can't you hold it?"

click!

Qin Shou was furious. He didn't expect that his half-baked eight-nine Xuan Gong could not even handle Zhu Bajie's weapons. How would he handle the Sea God Needle and the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick in the future?So, I took a bite on the nine-toothed nail rake!

"I... let go!" Marshal Tianpeng almost uttered a foul language, and shouted in a low voice, slipping the rabbit in one hand, and about to tear it apart. As a result, Qin Shou did not open his mouth. With his strength, he was stunned to rake the nine-toothed nail. It came out of his other hand!

Qin Shou's current level of eighty-nine profound arts can't handle the nine-toothed nail rake, but he can withstand the force of the nine-toothed nail rake, so he was not torn or seriously injured.

Seeing that the rake moved, Qin Shou quickly let go, and Marshal Tianpeng took the rake

Catch it, otherwise, this thing will fall to the ground, and there will be no small movement. It will not be good if it disturbs the immortals. If it disturbs the Jade Emperor, it will be even more troublesome.

Qin Shou jumped on the table, hurriedly took a sip of wine, snorted, and then shouted: "Fatty, how many years have you washed that rake? A strange smell! I'm sick to death..."

Marshal Tianpeng was about to cry at this moment, because the end of his proud nine-toothed rake was bitten with two shallow tooth marks!He has the heart to strangle this dead rabbit!At the same time, he sighed to himself that Tiantian Rabbit is worthy of being a wild alien, a fierce commodity that our ancestors have swallowed even in the sky!This guy is still a congenitally deficient relic, and a pair of teeth is so fierce that even a nine-toothed nail rake can bite marks.Although this trace will soon be erased by the mana of the nine-toothed nail rake, it is also extremely fierce.

If this rabbit cultivated mana and regained its vitality, it would definitely be a ruthless man between heaven and earth!

Marshal Tianpeng is neither a fool nor a fool. In fact, being an official in the heaven is not much different from being an official in the human world. He has to have good eyesight and be a man to ensure that he will never die.Giving charcoal in the snow is always more valuable than icing on the cake!

Marshal Tianpeng immediately moved his mind to make friends with Qin Shou. No matter what Qin Shou's future was, if he succeeded, he would have an extra help. If he died halfway, he would have nothing to lose!

So Marshal Tianpeng said with a smile: "Nonsense! My baby is not left in the dust, and all evils are not invaded. Where does the strange smell come from!"

"Then where did you put this baby?" Qin Shou asked.

Marshal Tianpeng said; "It's under the armpit..."

"Wow..." Qin Shou vomited directly... But whether the fruit in the heaven or the drink, when it enters the stomach, it becomes the spirit of the fairy, and there is no residue.Qin Shou vomited for a long time, but couldn't spit out anything.