Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"This is..." The Jade Emperor was stunned by Qin Shou, unable to understand what the applause meant.

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, the people of the Earth Immortal Realm like to express their approval with applause." Taibaijinxing, a human connection, immediately reported. ..

Chapter 30 Have you taken a fancy to our woman?

The Jade Emperor laughed when he heard the words; "This rabbit learns fast. In this case, the Xianjia doesn't need to be stingy. If you want to applaud, just applaud."

Then the applause rang out. When Chang'e saw this, she immediately saluted the surroundings with great gratitude. After thousands of years in the sky, it was the first time she received applause. How could she be unhappy?Eyes turn red...

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor nodded slightly and said, "It's just a combination of hands, but it can infect all beings. It's very good... From now on, this applause says, enter my heaven!"

All the immortals sang.

Chang'e retreated and returned to her seat, only to find that the dead rabbit was gone!

Looking at the table of the Eight Immortals, there is still nothing!

He Xiangu kept winking at him and pointed to the distance. Chang'e heard the sound and was shocked!

I saw that dead rabbit, pouting his gray ass, climbed the high platform of the Sixth Division!There is a person sitting on the top, the whole body is sturdy and sharp, and the face is rough but somewhat heroic, but those eyes are staring at Chang'e with a thief, and the saliva is about to flow out!

And Qin Shouzheng climbed onto his table, grabbed the peaches on his table, and ate them straight away!

Sixth Division, is already in a very high position in the heaven, can sit in that position

Will the strength of the person on the set be poor?Will the status be lowered?Therefore, the fruit plate in front of them, or the jade liquid nectar, are not comparable to those eaten by the Sanxian and Earth Immortals below. As soon as they took a sip, Qin Shou felt a big mouthful of vitality entering his body, which was extremely refreshing!So far, where can you be polite!

Just at this moment, a rabbit-killing gaze came, Qin Shou stubbornly stuck his neck, and when he looked back, it was shot from Chang'e. He was so frightened that his liver thumped, and then he continued to eat!

Chang'e was about to cry when she saw this. Others didn't know the golden armored general, but she did. She was the head of the Four North Pole Sages under the Great Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole, and the eight million sailor marshals under the Grand Marshal Tianpeng. , Marshal Tianpeng!

At the same time, he is also the True Monarch of the Arctic Canopy!He has a great background, and is a real power faction. He is deeply loved by the Jade Emperor. His weapon, the golden rake, is one of the three Qings. Reward what you get!

Although the Taishang Laojun of Heavenly Court is a version whose cultivation has been greatly restricted, his status is incomparably noble.Chang'e would never want to provoke such a person.

However, the dead rabbit went and ate other people's peaches!

But what annoyed Chang'e even more was that Marshal Tianpeng kept staring at her. His naked eyes made her even more angry. Rabbit, she can only pray silently that he can get out of here quickly.

however…

Marshal Tianpeng has fallen since the first time he saw Chang'e. Every day he sleeps and dreams, it's all Chang'e.When I see Chang'e again today, I just feel that my heart is flying away, my mind is blank for a day, I can't think about anything, I just want to watch it like this.

"Idiot! What are you looking at!" With a sudden scolding, Marshal Tianpeng quickly came back to his senses.

Just as Chang'e said, marriages in the heavenly court must be approved by the Jade Emperor, and for ordinary gods, if they mess up, it will turn the sky over!His behavior of staring at the goddess without blinking his eyes is similar to the crime of rape in the joke. It belongs to harassment and hooliganism, and it is very humiliating for the gods.

If it is seen by the Jade Emperor, it will be a slap in the face...

Therefore, Marshal Tianpeng was really taken aback, but when he looked around, he found that many immortals and gods were eating, drinking and talking about themselves, and no one looked at him!

Just when Marshal Tianpeng was wondering...

"Where are you looking, idiot?" The voice came up again, and then Marshal Tianpeng turned around completely. He looked down and saw a fat rabbit sitting like a human on his own table!

Taking a closer look, Marshal Tianpeng's eyes widened and he said angrily, "You ate my fruit bowl?!" Although he was angry, his voice was not loud. After all, this is not a big deal. Party, that's the big deal.

The Eight Immortals, Chang'e and others below really sweated for Qin Shou. Is this the rhythm of dying?

People in the sky, who does not know the two hobbies of Marshal Tianpeng, sleeping and food!This rabbit ate the fruit plate of Marshal Tianpeng, that is a sad person who cannot share the sky!

Qin Shou disapproved and said, "What's the matter with you? You idiot, look at the woman in my family, I can't even eat a few of your fruits?"

"Look at your woman? I see your woman?" Sure enough, Marshal Tianpeng's thoughts were pulled over immediately, and then he patted his forehead and said in surprise, "You are a rabbit, the rabbit in Chang'e's arms? Jade Rabbit?"

"Grass, what are you doing in such a shock? I almost swallowed the peach and husk. How about it, Fatty, what about you peeking at our women?" Qin Shou said while touching again. Here comes an apple.

After confirming Qin Shou's identity, Marshal Tianpeng was no longer angry. He was regarded as his favorite to eat, drink and sleep. In fact, his favorite was women, especially beautiful women!Especially women like Chang'e!

So Marshal Tianpeng tried his best to put on a kind smile and said, "Rabbit, are my peaches and apples delicious? These are fruits dedicated to the Sixth Division, and ordinary gods can't eat them."

Qin Shou ate fast, and said while eating: "It tastes really good, okay, don't wink, do you like our woman?"

How dare Marshal Tianpeng admit that if this word spreads out, it will be spread out.

Yes.He quickly shook his head: "I am dedicated to the Tao, and I take protecting the heavenly court as my duty. How can I have time to think about women."

Qin Shou raised his claws and found that the middle finger was indeed an impossible thing for his fat claws.

After Qin Shou finished speaking, he continued to eat. He had to say that the treatment of the Sixth Division was good. The Eight Immortals and Eight Talents below ordered so much fruit. This day, Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie alone will have one table!Like a hill, don't eat for nothing!

That's right, Marshal Tianpeng is the Zhu Bajie who in "Journey to the West" was impolite Chang'e who was demoted to the world and participated in the journey to the west to learn scriptures.

Qin Shou naturally didn't know Marshal Tianpeng who didn't turn into a pig, but this guy's eyes betrayed his soul directly, allowing Qin Shou to see the essence of his pig head through his decent appearance.What's more, the status of the Eight Immortals is not high, but there are seats at the Pantao Conference. The gods and Buddhas all over the sky know them, but some people don't know them. ..

Chapter 31 Rabbit pit pig [[-]]

After the confirmation of the Eight Immortals, Qin Shou dared to do such a thing. Otherwise, unless he is very clever, or a fool would climb the table of the Sixth Division and eat the fruit of the Sixth Division, that would be death!

But the object is the canopy, which is different. This guy will not be difficult for Chang'e because of his face.

Some people say, what if this guy threatens Chang E with this?

Then Qin Shou will say: You SB!This is Heaven, Zhu Bajie dares to do that, what awaits him will not be demoted, but chopped up and fed to the dogs... Besides, Zhu Bajie's character is not that bad.

Qin Shou just calculated these things accurately, and after drinking alcohol, alcohol on his head, and his courage has been magnified several times, so that he can do things that are absurd in the eyes of others, but normal in his eyes.

Qin Shou's actions, not to mention the Eight Immortals, even the Marshal Tianpeng himself was startled, this rabbit is not ordinary crazy!