Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Qin Shou pointed at Marshal Tianpeng with a painful face and said, "You fat bastard, you are ruthless!"

Marshal Tianpeng snorted: "I'm not as cruel as you, my nine-toothed rake made you bite your teeth, what's the matter, what do you want to eat?"

"Now I'm free, I don't want it!" Qin Shou shook his head like a rattle.

Marshal Tianpeng was instantly delighted, feeling that this dead rabbit really planned to eat his baby just now!This product is too cruel, a typical kill!What is the heart of this Nima!

Marshal Tianpeng changed the subject and said, "Rabbit, you haven't said what you want to do with my nine-toothed rake."

Qin Shou said: "What can you do with a rake? Of course it's land reclamation, hoeing! Didn't I tell you, our family Chang'e wants to farm the land, and if you want to do it, you need to reclaim the land. Can you do it without some equipment?" Speaking of which, Qin Shou said: Shou glanced at Marshal Tianpeng, raised the corner of his mouth, and said, "Oh, the moon is a bitter and cold place, it is hot during the day and cold at night, I feel sorry for our family Chang'e, and her delicate body has to do farm work under the sun. I just don't have the ability, or I will shoot down the last sun!"

When Marshal Tianpeng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, although he knew that Qin Shou deliberately

That said, but this thing is Jiang Taigong fishing volunteers hooked!The bait is too fat, he can't even eat it if he doesn't want to!

So he patted his chest and said, "It's a simple matter. Now that the navy is in the idle period, this marshal has nothing to do. I'll go help you open up the wasteland tomorrow. With my marshal's ability, won't it be done in a few seconds?"

Qin Shou immediately exclaimed: "It makes sense, Fatty, you are really benevolent and righteous, know how to pity fragrance and cherish jade, you are a real man! I have made you a friend!" Qin Shou doesn't care whether your canopy is a six division or a righteous god, you If you dare to attack my woman's idea, I will let you pay the wife and break the army, if you don't kill you, and if you don't drain your last remaining value, then he is not your Rabbit!

Marshal Tianpeng also laughed. After this guy, big and small, had a ghost, after laughing, Qin Shou stretched out his paws and said, "Fat man, look, I'm born with a lack of vitality, do you have anything to eat in your pocket? "

Marshal Tianpeng quickly protected his pockets, there must be something to eat, but he still kept it, how could he roll it up for this rabbit.

Seeing this, Qin Shou sighed: "You thought it was me eating it, but it was going to be brought back to our family Chang'e. Look at our family's Chang'e's table, there's just a little bit of fruit. When I go back, it's not three or two. Next? You don't want Chang'e to be so miserable, do you?"

Marshal Tianpeng had convinced the dead rabbit, but he was obviously greedy, but he dragged Chang'e forcibly.

Seeing that Marshal Tianpeng was unmoved, Qin Shou shook his head and said: "Forget it, I'm going back, and then he said that Marshal Tianpeng was too tight and rude.

things brought to her. "

Marshal Tianpeng was in a hurry, and with a bang, he took out a bag of food and put it in front of Qin Shou, his eyes were red: "Take it! Dead rabbit, get out of here, don't let me see you again! And this bag !"

Qin Shou didn't say a word, put on the bag, even forgot to thank him, and ran away, lest the dead fat man go back and regret it, it would be a big loss.

Sure enough, as soon as Qin Shou left, Marshal Tianpeng regretted it. As soon as he was excited, he sent out the space bag he had packed in. There was all his food possessions!But Qin Shou had already run far away, how could he be embarrassed to snatch things back in front of many immortals, but he could only cry and bleed silently.

It's just that the eyes always follow the bag behind Qin Shou, and then the blood bleeds more... ..

Chapter 33 The Rabbit Who Wants To Be Ascaris

I saw Qin Shou running all the way, greeting all the gods all the way, regardless of whether he knew him or not.These immortals saw that he came down from the table of Marshal Tianpeng at the sixth division level and brought a large space bag. They immediately thought that he had a close relationship with Tianpeng, and naturally they made friends with a smile. The dead rabbit slid some fruit off the table...

It's a pity, how do they know that Qin Shou is pulling the flag...

When Qin Shou passed by the table of the Eight Immortals, the eight people had already been petrified. He thought that the dead rabbit was dead, but he did not expect that this guy was not only not roasted by Marshal Tianpeng, but also ate so much fruit of Marshal Tianpeng. Also TM packed and brought back!The eight people who watched this scene had a feeling of being in a trance.

"What are you looking at? Eat, you're welcome, someone treats you!" Qin Shou is generous this time, this is a space bag!I put my head in it and saw that the food inside was more than [-] square meters!All kinds of fairy fruit!It's a pity that there are no rare beasts or treasures in it.

But talking is better than nothing, and he is not greedy.And, unless you're an idiot, who would keep exotic treasures with their own kitchen?If it is put together, Marshal Tianpeng will not give it to him.

When the Eight Immortals and the others were in a petrified state, Qin Shou gave each of them a portion of the fruit, and then Chang'e, who rushed over aggressively, tugged Qin Shou's ears and dragged Qin Shou away.Qin Shou naturally has to hold the space bag in life and death

Now, inside is his future food!

"You dead rabbit, can't you put me at ease? I won't let you drink, you drank one of our pots and not enough, and you also drank the eight pots of wine from the Eight Immortals! It's okay, how can you go to the sky? Marshal Peng's table? You eat other people's food and drink other people's food, so you are not afraid that he will eat you? I heard that this Marshal Tianpeng is very delicious!" Although Chang'e was scolding Qin Shou, but among them Full of concern, Qin Shou listened with a sense of relief.

Speaking of wine, Qin Shou rolled his eyes, turned directly over, and fell asleep!But it was the alcohol that came up, and the guy relaxed and fainted.

Chang'e was speechless for a moment, and took it into her arms distressedly.Chang'e also understands that this guy is so crazy, isn't he trying to survive?If one's vitality is depleted, and if one doesn't make as much profit as possible, that would be irresponsible for one's own life.

Therefore, Chang'e didn't blame Qin Shou's crazy behavior, but was worried about his behavior, worried that this stupid rabbit would provoke someone he couldn't afford.

Fortunately, along the way, although this rabbit is crazy, he seems to be very organized, at least he has not suffered any losses.

Naturally, the Obon Festival is not just about eating. After that, many immortals and Buddhist sons have used their methods to transform the ghosts and ghosts of the lower realm. At the same time, the edict has also fallen, and the ten temples of the underworld are naturally busy, giving all the ghosts Punishment or something...

In short, the sky and the ground are full of excitement.

Unfortunately, Qin Shou couldn't see it anymore, this guy slept all day.

When Qin Shou woke up, he was already in the Moon Palace.

"You idiot, you can't drink, and you still drink so much?" Chang'e, who returned to the Moon Palace, immediately lost her arrogance and coldness. With a towel in her hand, she slapped Qin Shou's head on the seeds, pinched her waist, and stood. It's like the queen playing with a whip, it really has some flavor.

Qin Shou got up, laughed and said, "Get drunk and get drunk, it's worth it anyway. The only pity is that I didn't see what happened next, and I didn't say goodbye to those immortals when I left."

"Farewell? You don't know that on my way back, those immortals ran faster than you when they saw me as if they saw a plague! It's clearly you who stole their treasure..." Chang'e said angrily.

Qin Shou grinned. He didn't do enough for his heroic deeds, and it spread so quickly. Is this a kind of prestige spread?With a dry smile, he said, "Anyway, you don't want to see them either. Without these flies, wouldn't you be happy and clean?"

"Just because you have many reasons, in short, from today onwards, you can squat in the Moon Palace honestly for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere!" Chang'e said.

Qin Shou immediately raised his paw and said, "No problem!"

Anyway, without Chang'e leading the way, the four animals at Nantianmen would not be able to let him enter the heavenly court. He couldn't go to the heavenly court. Other places were too far away. For a long time, if he rides a bicycle to visit, it is estimated that he will not be there. He will hiccups after his old injury, and he will be a ghost if he is not honest.

Chang'e lost her temper when she saw Qin Shou's good-natured appearance. She took out Qin Shou's space bag, took out the fruit, put a plate full for him and pushed it over, "I haven't eaten for a day, eat it. Bar."

"Why do you only have one plate? What about you?" Qin Shou asked while holding a big peach and taking a bite.

Chang'e said, "I have eaten it."

"The corners of your eyes are picking up again!" Qin Shou's old face sank, and Chang'e suddenly panicked.She found that she was a little bit afraid that the dead rabbit would look angry.

Chang'e hesitantly said: "I don't need you to worry about it, and it's not that I don't have to eat it. I have come here for so many years. It's the same whether I eat these fruits or not."

"That was in the past, and now I've also turned on Lingzhi. In the future, our family will definitely not lose fruit or anything. You can eat it with confidence! I have me at home, no more, I'll think of a solution if it's a big deal." Qin Shou He patted his chest and cried.