Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Qin Shou said: "I thought I was stupid enough, but you stupid girl is even more stupid. Do you really think that I can come back after being taken away for a thousand years? Buddhist tongues bloom, and there are many ways of brainwashing. A thousand years, only I'm afraid that when I go, I won't even know who I am."

Chang'e said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva is..."

Qin Shou interrupted Chang'e with a wave of his paws: "You don't believe what I said, you can ask Daxian Barefoot, do you think Daxian met us by chance?"

After finishing speaking, Qin Shou looked at the Barefoot Daxian.

The Barefoot Daxian laughed and said: "You rabbit, it seems that you are indeed extraordinary. Your intelligence is bright, but your mind is so mature. If you can replenish your vitality, the future is really hard to say. You are right, the poor way is indeed a professional. This is why Guanyin Bodhisattva's mind is not good, but it can't be said that she is bad. You will know the specifics in the future. As for this rabbit, it is best not to go with Guanyin Bodhisattva, otherwise, It's really hard for you to see each other again in the future."

Chang'e said puzzledly: "Even if I have the heart, I won't agree immediately..."

Qin Shou exclaimed, "what if she robs?"

Chang'e shook her head and said, "This is the Holy Land of Yaochi. How could Guanyin Bodhisattva do such a rude thing in the heavenly court?"

The Barefoot Great Immortal said with a sullen face: "It's not impossible to cut it first and then play it. At that time, the Jade Emperor will not be able to say anything."

Chang'e's face suddenly changed, she didn't expect to experience a great danger just now!

Chang'e hurriedly bowed down to salute and thanked; "More great immortals to help."

The Barefoot Daxian shook his head and said, "You don't have to thank me, I didn't like the tricks of the Buddhists to pull people, so I did it. Besides, you are pathetic enough, if you don't have this rabbit, hey...that's all. , Pindao still has something to do, let's go first."

After speaking, the barefooted immortal walked away.

Qin Shou watched the Barefoot Great Immortal go away, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes: "Damn Guanyin Bodhisattva, dare to hit me, wait until I'm a bully, and see if I won't demolish your temple!"

In fact, Qin Shou really didn't think much about Guanyin Bodhisattva. After all, according to his previous life's understanding, Guanyin's predecessor was the real person Cihang, one of the twelve true immortals of Taoism, that is a real pure man!

Even if he was reincarnated into Buddhism and was tricked into being a daughter, he is still a man at heart!

This is like the real world. Some men who think they have a woman's heart in their hearts go to Korea and come back as a daughter. Qin Shou may be more contemptuous, but let him have something to do with these people, but it will not kill him. did it!

The reason why he said that teasing Guanyin Bodhisattva was because he wanted to use his words to drive away Guanyin Bodhisattva.In the end, he didn't get angry, and the Barefoot Daxian came, which really helped him a lot.

Qin Shou and Chang'e glanced at each other, and at the same time heaved a sigh of relief, no longer in the mood for sightseeing.

When we arrived at Yaochi, there were more people here, and Chang'e was almost all the way to the light.

After greeting many immortals, Chang'e greeted them one by one, regardless of who they knew or didn't know.Qin Shou, a person who came from the [-]st century, who has read "Journey to the West", naturally understands that in this world, strength is not the most important thing, but connections are the most important!

Isn't Sun Monkey great?Isn't there a monster who can't do it?What should I do?Looking for someone, there are so many gods in the sky, there is always one who can restrain that monster.

Are monsters awesome?Those without backers were beaten to death by monkeys, and those with backers still patted their butts, said sorry and left?

Therefore, Qin Shou was not stingy, got up and waved his claws to say hello to the various gods, but the way of saying hello made Chang'e want to strangle him!

"Hey, old man, what kind of immortal are you? Birthday? Wow, amazing! It's the first time we meet, do you have a gift?"

"God of Wealth, I know you! You are the God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming, right? What, give me some money to spend?"

"Third prince, third prince! The four slaves in your family are too much. They even put flowers and foxes to eat me. Do you care about this?"

In short, Chang'e was the quietest one who attended various parties in the past. After saying hello to many immortals, she would find a place to sit down and wait quietly.But this time it is destined to be uneasy. The rabbit in his arms greets everyone when he sees it, opens his mouth and shut up. This old man, that old man, is called an intimacy, and he wants something in a few words. It really makes her name.

The master at the top was a little old and flushed, but he was helpless.

However, Qin Shou was very happy. On the way down, he saw a lot of immortals who had heard the name before, and he really wanted a lot of treasures.Although these things are not very good, no matter how thin the mosquito legs are, they are still meat!

Later, everyone knew that Chang'e's Jade Rabbit Yu'er, the only species of swallowing rabbit, turned out to be wise, and had all the treasures everywhere.Some of them came to watch the fun, but they were really asked for their babies, which was amazing.

After all, the most important thing for the gods is that face, and there is no one in the entire heaven who has the cheek to ask for something.Nowadays, this rabbit with a bit of a ruffian has really brought some rare fun to everyone, so they are not stingy, and they have generously donated their money and put down some gadgets that they do not need.

As the saying goes, take others' hands softly, eat others' shortest, and receive so many good gifts, Qin Shou naturally wants to thank them one by one.He also won the favor of many gods.

Qin Shou is not a fool. It's okay to bully the loose immortals outside. Here are immortals with real power. If you have a good relationship with these people, won't the road in the future be smooth and smooth? ..

Chapter 26 Rabbit, do you want to eat dog meat?

In order to gain everyone's favor, Qin Shou also gave up, even giving up, running around in the arms of the various goddesses, his little paws were shaking, what are you doing?Stop the bleeding!

After a long time of commotion, finally, with the sound of a dragon and a phoenix, everyone at the scene fell silent, got up one after another, and looked towards the east!

Qin Shou also stood on the pile of his own treasures, and he stood up and looked up.

I saw the rosy clouds rolling in the east, the sound of the fairy curled, the petals were flying, nine real dragons, nine real phoenixes pulled an incomparably bright golden carriage!There was a man and a woman sitting in the car. The man's body was covered with golden light, and the woman's body was shining with white light. He could only see his body shape, but he couldn't see his face.

But Qin Shou had a feeling that even though he was separated by thousands of miles, the other party could see his every move, it seemed that both of them were looking at him!But is this possible?He is just a rabbit, even if he is a traveler, he may not be a rare item in front of the emperor and mother of all realms, right?

In fact, Qin Shou didn't know that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother had great powers and hearts, and anyone who looked at them would be seen by them. It was the power of the laws of nature, not the real power of the two. I thought this rabbit was cute, so I took a second look.Qin Shou is really not good enough to attract the attention of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

The Jade Emperor gives the impression of the supreme majesty, without moving, but

It seems to be above everything, so that everyone has a feeling of standing up in the mountains, you may not be afraid of him, but you will involuntarily respect him!

The Queen Mother gives the impression of the loving kindness of the mother of all things, a little less majestic and a little more gentle, even so, she is still aloof and inviolable.

The dragon carriage was surrounded by countless heavenly soldiers, heavenly generals, and fairies. Seeing Qin Shou, he exclaimed in his heart: "Fuck, when the President of the United States, the little donkey head, was traveling back then, I thought it was quite NB. Now that I look at it again, it is indeed true. The donkey is right, it's too dirty... Look, this is the true style!Paralyzed, I must wear this outfit in the future, um, I can marry Chang'e in this way...

Qin Shou's crazy thoughts, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have brought many heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to the Jade Lake, and then the two of them sat down on the highest golden jade seat.The Jade Emperor did not speak, and the Queen Mother said softly, "All immortals, please take a seat."

Everyone bowed their hands and saluted: "Thank you, Queen Mother..."

Afterwards, everyone took their seats, and the stiff expression on their faces relaxed, as if they had changed from the old-fashioned appearance just now.

"This is also a rule. There are many Earth Immortals, Loose Immortals, and Daluo Jin Immortals, all of which are not under the control of the Heavenly Court. If the atmosphere at the scene is too rigid, and if these people are not happy, they will not come to the conference again in the future. Do you think , Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if the meeting held in this Heavenly Court lost its popularity? Therefore, once seated, everyone is a fellow Daoist, and there is no distinction of rank.

Rather, they are more comfortable.This is also the return gift of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to Sanxian, Earth Immortal, Daluo Jinxian and others for their respect. "Chang'e explained to Qin Shou.