Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

The more the comparison, the more Chang E felt that Qin Shou was likely to leave her.Even if she wasn't angry or resentful, she still had a feeling in her heart that her good friend was about to leave. It was sour and uncomfortable.

When Guanyin heard the words, he immediately smiled. Just as Chang'e thought, as long as his brain has not been beaten by bricks or kicked by donkeys, he basically knows how to choose.Guanyin Bodhisattva showed a kind and amiable smile and said to Qin Shou: "Yu'er, are you willing to go with me?"

Qin Shou tilted his head and stared at a pair of big cute eyes: "Ask a question first."

"You said." Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.

Qin Shou said, "Do you have any carrots?"

"Of course, there are not only radishes, but also all kinds of ingredients between heaven and earth." Guanyin Bodhisattva said.

Chang'e's heart was tingling again...he said: "Well, Yu'er has the right to pursue her own happiness, why should I keep it?"

Qin Shou's eyes suddenly lit up: "Are there radishes grown by Chang'e? I only eat radishes grown by Chang'e."

Guanyin was stunned, and Chang'e was also stunned.

Guanyin Bodhisattva narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "It's simple, I'll send someone to the fairy to buy some for you."

Qin Shou exclaimed: "This is good! I like this! There is another question, does the Bodhisattva have fairies?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned, then shook his head and said, "There are no fairies, but there are Buddhist girls. I have a golden boy and a jade girl when I sit down."

Qin Shou pointed at Chang'e and said, "Is the jade girl as good-looking as Chang'e?"

Guanyin felt that something was wrong, but he still said: "The fairy is all over the country and the city. Between heaven and earth, she is known as the number one beauty. How can other women compare? The place."

Guanyin Bodhisattva's words can be said that no one will be offended, but he says that the Jade Girl is no worse than Chang'e.

Qin Shou laughed even more happily, and Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly felt that the winning rate was high.

increased!

Qin Shou asked, "This one is better, I like it better. That one, is the jade girl's breast as big as Chang'e's? Our family's Chang'e's breast is so big! It's comfortable to sleep on it!"

Chang'e's eyes widened, wishing to eat this prodigal rabbit!

Guanyin was stunned in place, dumbfounded, this thing, she really hasn't...compared...

Qin Shou thought with his feet and knew that although the Jade Girl was not short for attaining Taoism, the Jade Girl as a Dragon Girl had a very long lifespan.To this day, she still looks like a girl, and only the jade girl is said.

A girl and a mature woman are bigger than their breasts, how much hormones do they have to fight from childhood?What's more, there are no hormones in this world, and the pursuit is the way of nature.As such...

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked embarrassedly, "The Jade Girl is still young, so she really can't compare to Fairy Chang'e."

So Qin Shou's old face turned black, and he waved his paws decisively, then forget it: "there is no such comfortable bed, it's no fun to go."

Guanyin Bodhisattva is really helpless, but Guanyin Bodhisattva is still unwilling to give up, and he has an idea: "If there is a need, there are countless practitioners in the lower world, and there are countless beautiful practitioners, but the poor monk can help you find a chance to match. someone to take care of you."

Hearing this, Qin Shou shook his head again and again: "It's not a fairy, there is an earthy smell on your body, don't." Then he turned his eyes wide and stared at Guanyin Bodhisattva's chest.

He said, "Bodhisattva, hug me?"

Guanyin's face suddenly turned green!

Huo Ran got up and was about to say something... but heard a burst of laughter from a distance.

"Haha... It's been a long time since the Taoist friend was there." The person who came was wearing a yellow robe and sackcloth, with asang tied around his waist and bare feet.

Guanyin Bodhisattva wrinkled his brows when he saw the Barefoot Great Immortal. He swallowed the words in his mouth and said with a light smile, "It turns out that it is the Barefoot Great Immortal. The poor monk is polite."

"Fellow Daoist is still so polite, what's wrong with fellow Daoist stopping Fairy?" The Barefoot Daoist asked straight to the point.

Qin Shou's heart moved, and he hurriedly shouted: "Guanyin Bodhisattva sees this rabbit master, who is very handsome and heroic, but he is going to die young. He wants to take me to Lingshan, and ask the Tathagata Buddha to make a move to replenish his vitality. But , I have to follow him to practice for a thousand years before I can get free. But I think, Lingshan is all bald, there is no bed suitable for me, and I don't want to go."

Qin Shou knew very well that at this time, he didn't need to add oil and vinegar, he just needed to tell the actual situation, so that he would not offend Guanyin Bodhisattva, but also make things clear.Everyone is sensible, especially the panacea like Barefoot Daxian, whose brain is alive, and you can definitely hear the tricks in it.

The Barefoot Daxian suddenly smiled: "You rabbit is too ignorant of what is good or bad. Guanyin Bodhisattva is one of the five elders of heaven and earth. It is a blessing for her to accept you, but you also dislike the bed. What kind of bed do you need to tell the poor road. , perhaps poor

Can help you think about it. "

Qin Shou said, "I want a bed as big as our fairy Chang'e's chest!"

Chang'e, Barefoot Daxian, and Guanyin Bodhisattva collectively froze in place, with black lines all over their heads!This TM is still a bunny!

Qin Shou said again: "Unfortunately, the beautiful girl of the Bodhisattva is still flat, and the Bodhisattva is hugged, but the Bodhisattva doesn't seem to be willing. So I don't want to go..." Qin Shou said it righteously. Don't understand.I don't even dare to think wildly in my heart, such as mind reading, the ghost knows whether these immortals with great powers will be found to be thinking wildly, and it will be fatal.

It's just Qin Shou's words that directly petrified the barefoot fairy, let Guanyin Bodhisattva hug you, and lie on the meat bed, is this dead rabbit really innocent, or is it shameless?

Barefoot Daxian sensed Qin Shou's heart, blank and nothing.

The Barefoot Great Immortal was even more unsure about what to eat, but it didn't matter anymore, and then smiled and said, "The Bodhisattva is a pure body, how can he hold you, a rabbit, on his body, so don't talk about it in the future."  …

Chapter 25 The Rabbit Needs Networking

Then the Barefoot Great Immortal smiled at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "The Bodhisattva does have intentions, but Yu'er was the great god Houyi back then. Before his death, he entrusted the Jade Emperor to give it to Fairy Chang'e's playmate in person. If the Bodhisattva wanted to take Yu'er away, I'm afraid it will only be done with the approval of the Jade Emperor."

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and said with a kind smile: "A few friends remind me that the poor monk will mention this to the Jade Emperor himself."

After speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva left, his face was light and light, and he could not see the slightest inner world.It's just that the more Guanyin Bodhisattva is like this, the more Qin Shou's cautious liver jumps, and to offend such a great god, he must speed up his cultivation and improve his strength!But the first and foremost is to cure the disease and replenish vitality!

After the two and a rabbit watched Guanyin Bodhisattva leave, the barefooted immortal said sternly: "Fairy, it's better to be careful with Buddhist people. Since the battle of conferring gods, Buddhist methods have become more and more, and the hands are getting longer and longer. ."

Fairy Chang'e said: "More reminders from the gods."

Qin Shou clasped his fists and said, "More life-saving grace from the great immortals."

Chang'e was stunned: "Help?"