Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Hearing this, Qin Shou breathed a sigh of relief. When the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother arrived just now, he was extremely uncomfortable with the majesty and pressure, and the whole person was tied up. He thought that this Obon Festival would be like a class meeting in a previous life. Well-mannered, dead, all shut up, listen to the leader blow NB, say something unnutritious, talk for a few hours, sleepy meetings.

Since they were all fellow Daoists, Qin Shou naturally let go and asked Chang'e to help him put away all the treasures he wanted, pricked up his ears, and looked around with wide eyes.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, not far away, a fat and healthy big black dog is squatting beside a man in golden armor who looks like a god of war, also staring at it with big eyes!

Needless to say, Erlangshen is the only one who can walk the dog in the heaven, and the dog next to him is the roaring dog.

"That is True Monarch Erlang, who has boundless mana and is the number one general in the heavenly court. By his side is a roaring dog, a bit of a nasty dog..." Chang'e explained to Qin Shou.

"A bit annoying dog?" Qin Shou's ears perked up suddenly, his view of the dead dog plummeted, and he finally blocked it.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and asked, "Sister Chang'e, I heard that one day

The dog eats the moon, but is it true? "

When Chang'e heard this, her face was a little unsightly, and she sighed: "It's just a rumor that the Tengu eats the moon, but the Tengu does go to harm the sweet-scented osmanthus tree on the moon every once in a while, which is a bit annoying."

Qin Shou's eyes suddenly lit up!How dare this dead dog come out alone!In Qin Shou's mind, dog meat hotpot suddenly came to mind... As the so-called dog meat rolls three rolls, the gods can't stand still. Qin Shou didn't eat dog meat because he raised dogs before his death.But this dog is not another dog. The dog at home is a pet, a family member, and of course it cannot be eaten.But this dead dog actually came to harm the moon, making Chang'e unhappy, that's a vicious dog, so he wanted to try the taste of this dead dog!

The roaring dog follows Erlangshen, the Huahu Miner follows the Guangmu Tianwang, and the Guangmu Tianwang is just a door opener, but Erlangshen is the first battle general, living in Guanjiangkou, a sturdy character who does not listen to the tune!In the age of conferring gods, Erlangshen was the first general of Xiqi, and his status was on a par with that of Li Jing.After such a comparison, Qin Shou came to a conclusion that the fourth general of the magic family was a little too short to lift shoes for Erlang Shen.

What kind of owner keeps what kind of pet, the strength of this roaring dog is far from being comparable to that of Huahu Mink.If you really want to do it, Qin Shou is really mysterious.

However, Qin Shou is not in a hurry, the night is long, the system brother will not leave the "Eight Nine Mysterious Art Volume [-]" and not come back. After learning all "Eight Nine Mysterious Art", even if he is not afraid of God Erlang, he still Are you afraid of a dog?

"Rabbit, do you want to eat dog meat?" At this moment, a thief voice came, Qin Shou was startled and looked around, except for Chang'e, the rest of the immortals did not look at him at all.

"Don't look, Lord Buddha is here." The voice rang again, and Qin Shou immediately looked towards the Buddha's house.

There are quite a few people from the Buddhist school. He knows Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the rest also know the big-bellied Maitreya Buddha. The appearance of this product is too obvious, and the rest of the true heart cannot be recognized.On the contrary, the bald-headed Arhats below are quite conspicuous.

Then Qin Shou found a big man with stubborn feet in the pile of bald-headed Arhats! ..

Chapter 27

He wears a crooked triangular hat, his monk robes are crooked, his chest leaks out, and he holds a tattered fan in his hand, fanning the wind as if drinking, occasionally giving Qin Shou a wink. Qin Shou shivered a few times subconsciously.I thought: This guy wouldn't be interested in rabbits, would he?

"Hey, don't say, Lord Buddha really didn't eat less rabbits, roasted rabbits, steamed rabbits, and braised rabbits. Boy, what do you want Lord Buddha to eat?" The voice sounded again.

The monk who eats meat and drinks, has a sloppy triangular hat, Qin Shou suddenly remembers that this dead monk is the Dragon Subduing Arhat Jigong!

"Oh, your kid actually knows the Buddha?" This time it was Jigong's turn to be surprised.

Qin Shou is not surprised that Jigong can read his heart, these immortals are more powerful, and it is not unusual for him to know anything.Qin Shou and other big eyes stared at Jigong and said, "You are so personable, you are like a little sun in the garbage heap. It's so dazzling, it's hard not to recognize you."

"Haha... You are an interesting rabbit, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will find time to eat you?!" Ji Gong said.

Qin Shou gritted his teeth and said, "Master Rabbit is not scared. Your Guanyin Bodhisattva can't do anything to me. I'm afraid of you?"

Jigong heard the words, shook the jug in his hand, and sprinkled a whole body of wine, surprised.

He looked at Qin Shou, glanced at Guanyin Bodhisattva again, and said, "You actually let that mother-in-law suffer?"

Qin Shou: "…"

Jigong smiled and said: "Yes, yes, Lord Buddha is starting to look good on you. What's the matter, let's get down to business, do you want to eat dog meat?"

Qin Shou gulped, not because he was greedy, but thinking about the good days after eating that dog meat and lacking vitality.

"Stop dreaming, that dead dog's path is not shallow, even the average real dragon and real phoenix can't beat him. Eating it is indeed a big boost, but your body is severely depleted, and it is difficult to replenish your vitality. However, it is better than nothing, eating it can at least extend the lifespan of [-] years. How about it, do you want to make a big deal with the Buddha?" Jigong asked.

Qin Shou immediately took out the small abacus in his heart, and began to count with a crackle.Eating roaring dog, although there are many benefits, but the trouble is not small!

Jigong was a member of Buddhism, and the matter was exposed, this guy ran back to Lingshan, and he didn't go down the mountain for thousands of years, and Erlang God couldn't do anything about him.And with the arrogance of Erlang God, it is impossible to ask the Jade Emperor to come forward and deal with Jigong, most of which will be nothing.

But he can't, where can he run?In the end, why don't you go back to the Moon Palace?

Although the Jade Emperor is covering the Moon Palace, will Erlang Shen take care of the Jade Emperor?It is estimated that it was peeled and smashed into a string that day!

So Qin Shou immediately shook his head and said, "Master, you misunderstood, Master Rabbit only eats radishes and not meat."

"Shit! You didn't bite off the hind legs of the ferret. Could it be that he abused himself?" Jigong scolded.

Qin Shou sat there with a dignified appearance and said, "You are so smart, that's the gift he gave to Lord Rabbit. Who made Lord Rabbit so handsome and wise?"

"You rabbit... Lord Buddha wanted to help you. Since you don't want to, then forget it. Lord Buddha went to Fuhu. That guy is stupid." After that, Duke Ji didn't say anything, and then Qin Shou saw Duke Ji. Pulling the stupid Fuhu Arhat next to him and saying something, Fuhu Arhat's eyes glowed and his saliva was about to flow out.

Qin Shou patted the rabbit's head and thought: "Damn, this guy doesn't really want to do this, right?"

Looking at Erlangshen and Howling Dog, the Howling Dog bared his teeth at Qin Shou, as if he was saying: Little deflated rabbit, what are you looking at?

Qin Shou immediately turned around and said in his heart: Paralyzed, a guy who is about to become a dog meat hot pot is so arrogant!Grandma's, Jigong can't do it, when I have the strength, I will do it myself!

At this moment, there was another sound of phoenix and ming, and then a cloud of auspicious clouds in the distance came slowly with some immortals.

When the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother saw this, they laughed at the same time, got up and said, "Fellow Daoist is late."

Having said that, the two of them were not angry.Qin Shou wondered, what kind of immortal is this, so that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are so friendly?

Chang'e grabbed Qin Shou's rabbit ears and said, "Okay, the immortals in the future are all powerful and powerful. If you see them in the future, don't offend them."

Qin Shou said in his heart: "Master Rabbit is not stupid. These guys who obviously have nuclear warheads on their bodies are only fools to provoke them!"

Chang'e said: "The most powerful immortals in heaven and earth are nothing more than Sanqing, Siyu, Wulao, Liusi, Qiyuan, Baji, Jiuyi, Shidu and Qianzhen Wansheng. Look at this Yaochi, The first to come are Liu Si, Qi Yuan, Ba Ji, Jiu Yao and Qian Zhen Wan Sheng.

The so-called six divisions are Tianfu Palace: Siming Xingjun; Tianxiang Palace: Silu Xingjun; Tianliang Palace: Yanshou Xingjun; Tiantong Palace: Yisuan Xingjun; Tianshu Palace: Due Xingjun; Tianji Palace: Shangsheng Xingjun.

You are looking at the seven people who are sitting in the Sixth Division of the Nandou. They are Xingjun Qiyuan Xie'e, who lives in the Seventh Palace of the Big Dipper. They are Xinglang Xingjun of Tianshu Palace, Jumen Xingjun of Tianxuan Palace, and Lucun of Tianji Palace. Xingjun, Tianquan Palace Wenqu Xingjun, Yuheng Palace Lianzhen Xingjun, Kaiyang Palace Wuqu Xingjun, Yaoguang Palace Pojun Xingjun.