I’m Really a Superstar

CCTV.

In the corridor.

"What's for dinner?" Zhang Ye was very happy.

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "Are you still thinking about eating? Why do I always feel that we are in big trouble? After two live broadcasts, we are going to poke a hole in the sky."

Zhang Ye said: "What does it have to do with us?"

Yao Jiancai said: "Even if CCTV makes a mistake, we are the ones who benefit in the end, and we are the ones who show our faces. Can the superiors just watch and ignore it? This time, not only CCTV 11 is in trouble, I think we are also in danger." Here you go."

Zhang Ye, however, was alone and said: "What's wrong? Mao'er, who has been banned, is gone. What else can we do? Tie us up? Gag us both?"

Yao Jiancai was happy, "That's what you said."

"We can say whatever we want, no one cares!" Zhang Ye said.

At this time, a person walked towards me. I seemed to have seen him before. He was from the crosstalk competition column team.

The young man looked at them and said, "Teacher Yao, Teacher Zhang, I'm from the column team. Do you two have time? Let's take a moment to talk?"

They went to an office.

Zhang Ye said: "Is something wrong?"

The young man got straight to the point, "The stage just gave instructions, and the column team also discussed it. I hope your cross talk can be cleaner and not so vulgar."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Are you trying to beat me on stage?"

The young man looked at him and said, "You don't dare."

Yao Jiancai also glanced at him, "This is a cross talk competition, and what we are talking about is serious cross talk. Why is it so unclean to you? Where is it unclean?"

The young man said: "There are dirty words and insinuations!"

"Where are the dirty words?" Zhang Ye asked.

The young man said: "What the hell are you doing?"

Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "I'm talking about Shanima Danhu. Please point out which of these five words is a dirty word. I really want to learn more about it!"

The young man frowned, "We know it in our hearts."

Zhang Ye waved his hand, "Don't follow me yet, I really don't know!"

The young man gritted his teeth and said: "What about the mapping teacher Tang Dazhang? Teacher Tang has already found the stage after the game, and many cross talk artists have also come."

"Complain?" Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes.

Zhang Ye lit a cigarette and said, "Hey, I've heard of people picking up money, but I've never heard of people picking up scoldings. I'm talking about Tang Dade. Someone wants to put it on himself. He insists on finding this shit basin, and why? Are you relying on me? That’s what you put it like. Tang Dazhang’s two disciples even mentioned me by name. Why don’t I see you talk to me? Oh, let them talk about me. They can do whatever they want. I and Lao Yao even You can't even say a word? You have to warn me? What kind of cross talk competition is this? Just for Tang Dazhang alone? Then you should have said it earlier! When you recruit people to sign up, you will put up a sign and write it down - only Tang Dazhang’s apprentice can participate, so we won’t sign up!”

The young man was annoyed and said: "Why are you talking like that? Your cross talk has been discussed by everyone and the organizer has also studied it. It does not conform to the rules of cross talk art at all."

Zhang Ye asked, "Then let me ask you what is the art of cross talk?"

The young man said: "At least it can't be so vulgar. This kind of cross talk can't be put on the stage, and it won't have a good impact on the audience.

Crosstalk is a kind of culture, not elegant culture! "

Zhang Ye smiled and reached out to pat his shoulder, "Okay, stop talking nonsense with me. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you. Why do I know cross talk better than you do? I don't have the guts to listen to your nonsense?"

"You..." The young man didn't expect this guy to curse.

Yao Jiancai didn't bother to talk to him, "Let's go, brother."

Zhang Ye stood up and said, "Let's go. Let's go to my parents' house to eat at night?"

"Okay." Yao Jiancai said happily: "I haven't been to your home yet, so I have to pay a visit anyway."

The two of them walked out of the office talking and laughing, not paying any attention to the young man in the column group.

The young man looked at their backs and was furious, but he had no choice. He was actually a little jealous of Zhang Ye. He had scolded radio and television, beaten leaders, beaten gangsters, and flown airplanes. How could he not do this for such a bastard? Naturally, he wouldn't dare to provoke him. Anyway, he conveyed the intention of the station. If they still say the same thing in the next show, don't blame their column team for not warning them in advance!

Let's go back and report to the leader.

The young man wanted to open the door and go out, but as soon as he twisted it, the door handle suddenly broke. "Huh?" He quickly knocked on the door, "Open the door! Open it for me! If you can't, call someone!"

Outside.

Both of them heard the knock on the door.

Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "What do you mean?"

"Trapped inside?" Zhang Ye was also happy.

Bang bang bang, "Twist the handle for me outside!"

Zhang Ye's heart moved, and he knew that this was a coincidence. Maybe the dice that had been reduced to five times more difficult was showing off its power again. Zhang Ye didn't have a good impression of this group of people, so the dice made them feel disgusted? Sure enough, in these six days, Zhang Ye was killing gods and buddhas at the pace of killing buddhas!

He smiled and said: "Let's go."

Yao Jiancai said: "Leaving?"

"Don't worry about him, just knock it yourself." Zhang Ye said.

The young man inside the door heard it, poof! I almost vomited blood! He has urgent matters for a while, and he has to supervise the program! He immediately took out his mobile phone and wanted to call his colleagues to ask them to come and break the door. When he got angry, his hands shook and the mobile phone fell to the ground and fell into pieces!

The young man was immediately dumbfounded, what a fool! Do you want to memorize it a little bit? What happened on stage these two days! Is there a ghost coming in?

The two people outside were already in trouble.

Yao Jiancai joked: "They say you have a bad temper. I have rarely seen it with my own eyes before, but this time I have seen it. I know how you offend people one by one no matter what you do. You have such a bad temper. Hey, bro, I’ve only seen you in my life, and I’ve never seen you act so aggressively.”

Zhang Ye said: "I'm still angry. These people deserve to be scolded. The man surnamed Tang mobilized a group of people to step on me and boycott me. As a judge of a competition, he used his power to stab people in the back and called for the cancellation of our Regarding our two qualifications, his apprentice also ridiculed us in the program. Ha, but I have never seen the column team fart? I have never seen CCTV say a word? Tang Dazhang is also a member of the column team. This is only Xuzhou The officials are setting fires and not allowing the people to light lamps? They can only step on people, but others can't step on them? Damn it!"

Yao Jiancai said: "You kid, you never want to suffer a loss! Hehe, but I like it, brother. Anyway, it has already become such a mess, let's go with them this time!"

Just as he was about to walk out, he bumped into another person, a little old man.

As soon as he saw the person, Yao Jiancai recognized him. He was a very experienced cross talk artist in the cross talk world. (To be continued) [ ] If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. )