I’m Really a Superstar

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The show is over.

The work is finished.

The scene immediately erupted into waves of applause. Many people were laughing and applauding. Even after the cross talk, they were still laughing wildly and immersed in Zhang Ye's superb curse words. Nowadays, with the development of the Internet and the explosion of information, ordinary people have seen everything they have never seen before. They have seen too much swearing and the like. But those who can practice swearing to this point can renovate the insults in such a variety of ways and bring them with them. With a strong smile, it was the first time for them to meet each other today, and they all gained experience.

"good"

"Hahaha"

"Teacher Zhang, you are too cruel."

"Teacher Yao is also great, and he is so praised."

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard that I cried a pound of tears today."

The audience was very generous and gave them thunderous applause. It was even more enthusiastic than yesterday when Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai spoke about "I am a Scholar"

In the first round of preliminaries, Zhang Ye simply showed off his cross talk style, but in today's second round of preliminaries, Zhang Ye really let go. Not only did he continue the cross talk style that everyone had never heard of before, he actually It also continued to expand and carry forward, almost taking this style and form to the pinnacle at once, and adding irony, no, in other words, every sentence was irony from beginning to end. The audience was extremely happy after listening to it, one by one He was yelling in the recording like he was yelling at me

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Thank you everyone."

Yao Jiancai also said: "Thank you."

Zhang Ye was happy with the scolding, and Lao Yao was happy with it too. Both of them were in very good spirits.

This collaboration is also an artistic sublimation for the two of them. Someone in Zhang Ye's world once said that for those who tease and those who compliment each other, it is more difficult to find a partner than to find a wife. This Zhang Ye agreed very much. For example, the joke he made today, that is, if Lao Yao can support him, if someone else were to partner with Zhang Ye, even if Zhang Ye broke apart and crushed his complete cross talk lines in the world They all told each other, and the other party just followed the words and recited them exactly as they were said, and probably wouldn’t be able to hold up the praise stage. This not only requires strong basic skills and professionalism, but also requires tacit understanding and personality compatibility, and having said that, crosstalk Is there anything constant on the stage? It is impossible to repeat the lines that are funny and admirable. Subtle changes in the scene, a sudden inspiration, or a slight mistake or slip of the tongue will cause changes in the lines, making it impossible to read them accordingly.

Therefore, Zhang Ye felt that he was lucky. With Lao Yao supporting him, he was able to speak with ease without any scruples. Therefore, he was able to present one of Lao Guo's most classic works, "I Want to Go Against the Three Customs" to its fullest. Lost the reputation of the original work

The applause stopped.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai looked at the judges' table.

There was only one judge sitting on the lonely judges' bench at the moment, and he was the one who had previously commented that Tang Dazhang's two apprentices did not have enough burdens. His hostility towards Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye should not be that great.

The judges were also speechless. Looking at the two people on the stage who had just talked about such earth-shattering works, they really didn't know how to evaluate them, "Well, you guys..."

The audience is also waiting.

In the end, the judge paused and said, "Let's change the group of contestants." In the end, he didn't say much. Even though he was amazed by Zhang Ye's incredible talent, he was still a member of the cross talk world. Now the cross talk world and the folk art world have already It was difficult for him to say much if Zhang Ye was classified as a "heretic", so Yu Jian did not comment.

Zhang Ye smiled and stepped down with Lao Yao.

When they turned around, the audience all stood up and applauded like crazy again, as if to cheer them up again.

"Come on, Teacher Zhang"

"Come on, Teacher Yao"

"We support you"

"Yes, the cross talk world doesn't recognize you? And what about us?"

"Who said you are vulgar? Your cross talk is art without a hint of irony or a down-to-earth voice. How can it be called art?"

"Haha, let those mainstream crosstalk actors educate people. We will listen to your crosstalk from now on."

"If vulgarity is like this, we just love vulgarity."

No judge affirmed them, and even two judges left the meeting angrily. But at this moment, in the hearts of almost all the audience, Yao Jiancai and Zhang Ye were the uncrowned kings.

same moment.

People watching the live broadcast on the Internet were also shocked

"Oh my god, Teacher Zhang Ye got a lot of blood today."

"Hahahaha, the aura that Zhang Ye displays every time he stands on the stage is like that of a king. Who can compete with others in the sky or on earth?"

"A peerless fierce man"

"One of the scenes that made me laugh the most today is that the judges were scolded and ran away. Ouch, every time I think about this, my kidneys hurt with joy, hahahahaha."

“The Internet celebrity Alexander and several critics were scolded miserably.”

"The worst thing is Tang Dazhang and those people in the folk arts industry."

"Shanima, oh, Mr. Zhang, how did you come up with this? It's so destructive and immoral. Isn't this a slap in the face of the entire folk art and cross talk industry?"

"They just got into trouble. Originally, Zhang Ye didn't provoke anyone. After being banned, he was quite silent and didn't say anything. But that group of people started to make trouble. Later, when Zhang Ye came to talk about cross talk, he didn't do anything. They messed with the folk art world but not the cross talk world. Hey, they are so good. They just want to find trouble and come to suppress Teacher Zhang again. They also call for a national boycott of Zhang Ye? They also pressure CCTV to cancel Zhang Ye’s qualifications? What kind of bullshit are you doing? What?"

"Zhang Ye is still cool and cool."

"Teacher Zhang has always been the leader in the entertainment industry - no one can match her coolness."

"Hey, the live broadcast has been interrupted"

"Hey, CCTV ll seems to have found something wrong."

at the same time.

A control room of CCTV.

Seven or eight leaders from all departments were present. There were even leaders from CCTV, and of course there were also leaders and staff from the National Crosstalk Sketch Competition column group.

"Do you still think about it? Ah?"

"Leader, we, we really don't know."

"The whole thing was live broadcast for ten minutes before you found out?"

"There was a power outage before, and the equipment signal was completely cut off. I readjusted it. The result may be an operating error and the signal was wrong."

"Yesterday is today or is it?"

"It's a bit evil, we also..."

Inside, I could hear the CCTV leader angrily scolding the staff, and even the one who had been tricked, Yu Bu, was scolded.

Once was a mistake

This is already the second time and you still made a mistake?

Something went wrong two days in a row? And it all happened to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, two bad artists who were banned by the higher authorities? What does this mean? What does this mean? A deputy director of the superior unit was transferred a while ago, and a leader parachuted from the Central Propaganda Department is about to take over. This is a big h6 who supervises and controls the entire entertainment industry. The appointment and job adjustment of one of them, a deputy director, has a higher position and power than the head of CCTV, a member of the radio and television party group. Under such a big movement, CCTV actually went against the trend and committed a crime? Do you still dare to broadcast programs by bad artists? Or live broadcast? Isn't this following up and facing Yu?

The deputy director of Radio, Film and Television is about to take office. A new official must have three firepowers when he takes office. Aren't they clearly shouting "burn us, burn us"?

The people in the stage were furious and scolded these people.

Finally, the leader said "never allow this to happen again", turned around and went back to the office, immediately started making phone calls, and tried to communicate with the supervisory unit to explain that it was really due to operational errors, not on purpose.

Anyway, things are big and messy

Zhang Ye, a small artist, actually caused a stir in several important departments. The water was muddied by Zhang Ye.

In the control room over there.

Those who stayed couldn't help but feel the urge to curse.

"This flow"

"What kind of fuss is this?"

"God of Plague"

“I’ve never seen such a bad guy.”

"If I had known this, even if I had to face major criticism and controversy, I would have refused to accept Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's registration for the cross talk competition."

Outside.

After Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai came out of the studio, they still didn't know it. They walked out chatting and laughing, discussing the details and flaws of the performance just now, and summing up their experiences so that they could speak better in the next competition. Then just as he was talking, Yao Jian remembered that his phone was turned off and today's game was over. He turned on his phone. As soon as he turned it on, he received a call from home and got the news.

Yao Jiancai called out, "Brother"

Zhang Ye was also turning on his mobile phone and turned around, "Huh?"

"It was broadcast live again and CCTV made a mistake again. This time it was not broadcast live on the official website of the competition, but on the official website of ll.com, so more people could watch it and the platform would be bigger." Yao Jiancai couldn't laugh or cry. Even he felt that, Is CCTV’s ll set all over the place this year? Why are you so unlucky?

I made the mistake of broadcasting to them twice in a row. I knew at my wits' end that something was going to happen, and it was such a shame. They were ordered to ban them from above, but they were still broadcasting like no one else. Showing his face and jumping around on the national network, it seemed that he was not affected by the ban at all. Not only was it not affected, but he became more and more frustrated and became more and more popular with the ban. This is no longer a slap in the face, this is a real slap in the face. It's not over once, it's the second time.

Zhang Ye was not surprised, he said oh, he just looked surprised on the surface, but in his heart he was unexpected and reasonable. The difficulty of reducing the game difficulty by five times for more than six days was no joke. In these six days For a while, Zhang Ye was invincible. He felt that no one could stop him.

Didi, the phone is ringing.

A text message flew over.

Look, I won again. It seems that I don’t need to recharge my phone bill this month.