I’m Really a Superstar

Several people turned to face each other.

We met and we knew each other, so it would be inappropriate not to talk to each other.

Yao Jiancai greeted, "Master Xu."

Xu Wenxiang looked at him and said, "Oh, Xiao Yao."

"Do you still remember me?" Yao Jiancai asked, "How is your health?"

Xu Wenxiang hummed, "That's all. It's not as good as you young people."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "I'm already in my forties, so why am I still young?"

There is something in Xu Wenxiang's words: "Listening to your cross talk, I can't tell that you have passed your forties, and your works are like a child. You say what you want and don't show your face to your master, right?"

Yao Jiancai didn't answer, because this old man was from the same lineage as his deceased master, and both had studied under a senior cross talk master. He couldn't say anything, so he could only change the subject and introduce it to Zhang Ye, "Brother, let me introduce it to you. Look, this is Master Xu Wenxiang, the Taishan Beidou in the cross talk world."

Zhang Ye said indifferently: "Hello, Master Xu."

"This is..." Yao Jiancai was about to introduce Zhang Ye.

Xu Wenxiang waved his hand and said, "No need to introduce him, I know him. You two, the trouble is too big now, it's time to put it under control."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Are we making a big fuss?"

You are so funny!

You guys are having more fun than us!

Xu Wenxiang looked at him, "That's not what you said about cross talk. You are not promoting cross talk, but destroying this art. Cross talk is an inheritance, and it requires generations to work hard to continue it. It must be done as you say. Crosstalk, how is it different from street gangsters? It is not easy for crosstalk to develop to this day. It has been passed down for so many generations, so the content must have some cultivation and meaning. "

Yao Jiancai said: "Xiao Zhang and I are also very serious about doing cross talk. We feel that cross talk has various forms, not only limited to education..."

"Do you understand or do I understand?" Xu Wenxiang interrupted him.

Yao Jiancai doesn't like hearing it anymore, hey.

Xu Wenxiang looked at them without his identity as an artist and said: "Speak less of those tacky things and add more memorable content to the baggage. In today's terms, we should have positive energy instead of scolding this person." Is it useful to scold that? No matter how much you scold, you can't break out of the folk art circle. Every industry has its own rules. Since you have entered the folk art circle, you have to follow the rules of the industry. You can't do it blindly."

Zhang Ye spoke, "I can't pretend not to hear what you said."

"Xiao Zhang." Yao Jiancai winked and stopped symbolically.

But Zhang Ye didn't listen. He looked at Xu Wenxiang and said, "We are just two young actors who like cross talk. We say what we think is good and do what we think is right. We have nothing to do with the cross talk industry in the folk art world. Whether the higher-ups recognize us or not, it doesn’t matter. I don’t need others to acknowledge me. Whether I can speak cross talk or not, I know it in my heart, and the audience also knows it, so I won’t bother others. Master Xu, I I respect you for being older, respecting you for being a senior crosstalk person, and respecting the efforts made by the crosstalk community to promote crosstalk, but the premise is that you all can’t step on me. Everyone who sees me wants to step on me? I always call my friends to form a group to scold me. Me? That’s not okay! If someone steps on me, I’ll step back! If someone scolds me? If not, I’ll scold him back! I don’t care about this or that! That’s my temper!”

"Okay, you're fine!" Xu Wenxiang was obviously angry,

"Who is your master?"

Is this Pan Dao?

How about using seniority to pressure others?

Zhang Ye was delighted, "I really don't have a master. I am self-taught. Master Xu, please don't scare me. I am timid."

Xu Wenxiang saw that his nose was neither a nose nor an eye, and he had no respect for himself at all. The anger in his heart also rose. He exhaled and nodded, "Okay, I have already said it. Since you are determined to have your own way, then there is no problem." Methods, don’t underestimate the cross talk industry, there are many ways to deal with you.”

Zhang Ye said: "Hey, I really want to see it."

Xu Wenxiang waved his hand, turned around and left, "There will be a conference in the cross talk community tonight to discuss this matter." As he spoke, he had disappeared at the entrance of the corridor, and the next moment, he heard a popping sound not far away, followed by Xu Wenxiang also yelled angrily: "Who threw the banana peel!"

Yao Jiancai: "..."

Zhang Ye thought to himself that the dice were lowering the difficulty for him again.

"Is there another meeting in the cross talk world?" Yao Jiancai said, "Is it aimed at us two?"

Zhang Ye said: "That's not true, is it? Do we have that much influence?"

Yao Jiancai said: "That's not necessarily the case. The two of us have offended the entire cross talk world today."

On the way out, they heard many people chatting from time to time. Through their words, Zhang Ye and Yao Jian learned that tonight's cross talk conference had been scheduled a while ago, and not only some important figures in the cross talk community would attend. , even many new crosstalk actors in this competition will participate and have been invited. The only two exceptions are Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. There will be nothing wrong with them. Obviously, even if this conference does not criticize them throughout the whole , then you have to set aside a lot of time to discuss how to "kill" Zhang Ye and the two of them.

Zhang Ye laughed it off.

Yao Jiancai, on the other hand, just let things take their own course. There was nothing he could do. He had already boarded Zhang Ye's pirate ship. When the trouble got to this point, he couldn't get off!

Swear!

Let’s see who can scold whom!

…

night.

Zhang Ye's parents' house.

As soon as the door opened, the mother's smiling face was revealed, "You're back, son? Oh, isn't this Teacher Yao? Xiaoye, why didn't you tell us in advance when you brought the guests back!"

"I'm not an outsider." Zhang Ye said.

Yao Jiancai said: "Sister."

Mom said: "Come in the house quickly, come in the house."

Dad heard the sound and came out, "Is this...Teacher Yao?"

"Brother and sister, don't call me teacher. You can call me Lao Yao or whatever." Yao Jiancai bought something and put it on the table.

"Look at you being polite and bringing things." My mother was very happy and said to Yao Jiancai: "Xiao Ye's father and I always watch the TV series you acted in. It's really good. Later I found out that you and Xiao Ye have known each other for a long time. I keep asking him to invite you to come to my house for dinner, but this little brat doesn’t pay any attention to it.”

Yao Jiancai said with a smile: "I have long wanted to visit your home. I just want to see what parents who can educate such a strange person like me, Brother Zhang, are like."

My mother smiled from ear to ear and loved hearing this, "No, we haven't had much control over him since we were young. It's all Xiaoye's own ability."

Ring ring ring.

Zhang Ye's phone rang. It was his eldest sister.

"Brother, where are you? Tongtong Mengmeng and I are outside. Why don't you treat us to dinner?" said the eldest sister Cao Dan, "I haven't seen you for a long time."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I'm at my parents' house, will you come?"

"Ah? Okay, let's go!" Cao Dan said.

After a while, the three younger sisters came to the house.

"Brother! Idol! Idol!" the second sister shouted as she entered the room.

The third sister also shouted: "Brother, are you too handsome today on the live broadcast! Hahaha! The scolding was so exciting! That "I Want to Go Against the Three Customs" is simply amazing!"

The eldest sister chuckled and said: "The most important thing is that even two of the judges were scolded away. Only my brother's mouth is capable of this! His tongue is as bright as a lotus flower!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Just so-so."

The third sister suddenly looked at the person on the sofa and said, "Ah, Lao Yao!"

Zhang Ye's mother patted her head and said, "You also called me Lao Yao."

"Hee hee, that's what everyone calls him now, so friendly." Several sisters surrounded Yao Jiancai again, chirping and asking questions.

The house suddenly became lively.

After the meal started, the girls at the dinner table didn't stop talking.

Dad interrupted, "Xiao Ye, you are so harmful to others, are you okay?"

Zhang Ye said disapprovingly: "What a big deal, they are allowed to scold me, but I am not allowed to scold them? It is these grandchildren who are scolded!"

Yao Jiancai said: "Yes!"

At this time, the third sister, who was browsing the news with her mobile phone, suddenly said: "Ah, the cross talk community is holding a conference. Look, you guys, what are they saying to discuss the current chaos of cross talk, how to develop the art of cross talk, and how to resist it? Vulgar works and actors, damn, isn’t this just talking about my brother! Why are there such a big meeting with hundreds of people gathering to plan how to deal with my brother? Why are they doing this!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Let them dance."

The eldest sister hummed: "This is why there are so many famous people. These people have been talking about cross talk for so many years. Some old artists have even been talking about it for decades. But the achievements are only that, and the audience is only so many. In the end, my brother is alone The new crosstalk talent with no qualifications became famous all over the country as soon as it came out, and audiences all over the country liked it. They must be unconvinced and jealous. Really, these people have no artistry at all!"

Then, at half past seven.

The official Weibo of Radio and Television posted: "Since the rectification of vulgar culture, all TV stations and small organizations have cooperated fully to deal with a number of vulgar works. However, recently, some vulgar works have appeared again. For these vulgar and kitsch , vulgar works must be resolutely rectified and dealt with to ensure the 'positive energy' in the works and spread the 'positive energy'..." This article is eloquent and has several hundred words.

The second sister's expression changed, "What about my brother again?"

Yao Jiancai also didn't expect that Radio and Television would issue a serious statement again, "This is a warning to us."

Of course, it is definitely not written just for Zhang Ye. He is not that charming yet. There are probably many other new works or TV series that have crossed the line. Maybe there are some contestants in the cross talk competition whose cross talk is not so "mainstream." Only then did they receive a collective warning from the superior authorities.

Ring ring ring.

A strange call came to Zhang Ye's mobile phone.

The other party revealed his identity when he came up. He was the person in charge of the column group of the National Crosstalk Sketch Competition. He told Zhang Ye directly: "If your work tomorrow involves vulgar baggage and satire, the competition will directly disqualify you." , there is no room for negotiation!” (To be continued) [This text is provided by Shuai Biyang @Wuying Chenchen, Qihang update team] If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. )