I’m Really a Superstar

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In the recording studio.

Everyone still had no idea. After Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan finished their cross talk, there was not much applause from the audience.

Because they felt that today’s cross talk between Tang Dazhang and his disciples was not funny at all. Maybe everyone was tricked by Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai’s previous work, or maybe Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan’s today’s work was really not good. Many people started from scratch. There were not even a few laughs at the end, and the part where the two of them ridiculed Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai was not very comfortable for the audience. In their opinion, the cross talk between Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai was very good. In a certain In this aspect, it has even reached its peak and surpassed all current cross talk works. But in the end, you still satirized two people on stage? Are you sarcastic about people who don't know how to speak cross talk? Do you have that qualification? Look what you are talking about!

The audience didn't really buy it.

Bang bang bang, but there is still applause.

Why? Because Tang Dazhang brought a group of cross talk actors and some other judges from the preliminary group into the venue one after another and sat down. They did not listen from the beginning, but after hearing the last part of what Zhang Xiao said, they all felt very good and smiled. Nod and applaud!

A crosstalk senior commented: "This is what art is like."

Another cadre of the Folk Art Association said: "Well, Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan are good."

"Old Tang has taken on two good apprentices, which makes me envious." Another colleague in the industry praised them.

Tang Dazhang said a few words modestly, "They are still two little boys, but they are incompetent."

The three judges in the audience are no longer the three from yesterday. They have all been replaced. All three are seniors in the cross talk industry. Everyone looks like they are in their forties or fifties. After listening to this, they also expressed their appreciation for Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan. Crosstalk spoke highly of it, "The artistry is very good. Compared with the previous work, it is even better. The questions at the end are very powerful, which is very good. It also analyzes the current situation of crosstalk very thoroughly."

Another old judge stroked his beard and nodded: "It has depth, not bad."

audience:"……"

Do you have eyesight? What kind of crappy cross talk is this? There is nothing funny about it at all. It makes people almost fall asleep while listening to it. How can it be said that he doesn’t even scream? Call it deep and artistic? Are we in the same world? Can we hear the same cross talk work?

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Thank you, the judges, for your affirmation."

Liu Yuandao: "We will continue to work hard."

Only the third judge hesitated and said something fair, "It's just that the baggage inside didn't shake and was relatively soft."

Tang Dazhang frowned and glanced at the judge coldly, not knowing what he was thinking.

In the blink of an eye, the two of them came off the stage. When they passed by Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, Tang Dazhang's two apprentices glanced at them with mocking faces.

The announcer spoke, "In the next performance, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai will perform the work "I Want to Go Against Three Customs". Two contestants are invited to perform on the stage."

What?

Want to rebel against the three customs?

The audience all laughed. Compared to the crosstalk actors, this audience obviously knows Zhang Ye best. I want to go against the three common customs? They knew that it was possible for this to come from someone else's mouth, but from someone like Zhang Ye? The cliff is not impossible! He wants to rebel against the three customs? That female donkey can even climb a tree! For some reason, the audience was suddenly filled with anticipation and their appetites were whetted!

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai stood on the stage.

The first judge glanced at them and said, "It's time to begin."

The judges were not interested in saying anything more to them. On the Internet, the folk art community had already broken up with Zhang Ye, fully boycotting and denounced him. They believed that with their constant appeals, it would not take long for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to be reunited. You will be disqualified from the competition. What's the use of your good words at that time? No matter how many votes you get, what's the use? Still can't make it to the semi-finals!

However, Zhang Ye didn't take them seriously at all. He didn't even look at them and started to say with a smile, "Hello everyone."

Yao Jiancai smiled, "Hello, audience."

Zhang Ye: "It's up to us to tell you this time."

Yao Jiancai: "Yes."

Zhang Ye stretched out four fingers and said, "Crosstalk is an art, and it pays attention to four skills."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "Yes."

Zhang Ye said: "Put on your shoes and just sing."

This kind of burdensome situation has long been eaten up by the cross talk industry. However, no one in this world has ever mentioned this kind of burdensome content, so the audience burst into laughter when they heard it!

Audience: "Hahaha!"

Yao Jiancai glared, "It's about learning to sing!"

Zhang Ye blinked, "Did you change it?"

"You just changed it!" Yao Jiancai said speechlessly: "Sing with your slippers on? You're going to kill the audience again!"

Audience: "Pfft hahahaha!"

Several judges at the scene and more than 20 people from the cross talk and folk art circles in the audience looked unhappy when they heard this. Aren't you going to rebel against the three customs? What you are talking about is still the three vulgarities! Do you have any intention of sincerely changing your ways? Did the title of this work come up blindly?

Zhang Ye said cheerfully: "I don't really understand it anyway."

Yao Jiancai: "If you don't understand you, don't tell nonsense and make people laugh."

Zhang Ye looked at Lao Yao and said, "The cross talk is good. From the first glance, Teacher Yao is a professional cross talk actor, right?"

Yao Jiancai laughed and said: "I don't dare to take it, but I have studied for several years."

Zhang Ye was very curious and asked: "I heard that your cross talk world has been very unstable recently. Everyone seems to be making a lot of noise. Is this happening?"

The audience booed!

"babble!"

"babble!"

"Hahaha!"

Then the audience laughed, knowing that Zhang Ye was asking questions knowingly, and not only was he jumping around fiercely, those people were all boycotting you! They are all against your three customs!

Yao Jiancai coughed and said, "That's true."

Zhang Ye: "I heard that everyone is rebelling against the three customs?"

The audience booed again, "Hahaha!"

Yao Jiancai said: "I'm really not sure about this?"

Zhang Ye glared and said, "What? You don't know about the three vulgarities? Hey, you have been abandoned by the carriage of the times!"

Yao Jiancai said in amusement: "Carriage? Well, running is too slow in this era!"

Zhang Ye: "You don't know the three customs?"

Yao Jiancai: "I've heard a lot about it, how about you introduce me to it?"

Zhang Ye immediately opened his fingers and said, "What do the three customs mean?"

Yao Jiancai: "What three?"

Zhang Ye counted them one by one, "Vulgar... vulgar... vulgar!"

Yao Jiancai sighed, "How come it's all vulgar! What about vulgarity and kitsch?"

Zhang Ye looked back and pointed at Tang Dazhang's two apprentices who had just left, "Didn't those two just step down?"

When Zhang Xiao heard this, he almost fell to the ground when he was about to enter the backstage!

When Liu Yuan heard the voice, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, Zhang Ye! Your grandma!

You are vulgar!

You are kitsch!

Tang Dazhang's face darkened, and the crosstalk actors around him were also very angry!

However, contrary to their expressions, when they heard this, both the live audience and the audience watching the live broadcast on the Internet were suddenly stunned and burst into laughter!

"puff!"

"I knew it! I knew it!"

"Hahaha! Zhang Ye's mouth is so disrespectful!"

"Oh, I'm so funny! I laughed so hard! The two disciples of Tang Dazhang were satirizing Zhang Ye in their work, and now Teacher Zhang scolded him back! And they were just sarcastic, and they didn't dare to mention him by name! Teacher Zhang This is really scolding! You are insulting them by naming them!"

"There's something good to watch this time!"

"I should have known that Teacher Zhang would never give up!"

"Haha, that's right! There are so many people online questioning Zhang Ye. If Teacher Zhang doesn't fight back, it's obviously not his style!"

"The sharp teeth slap Zhang in the face!"

"Comparing with Teacher Zhang is a shame, they are still far behind!"

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