I’m Really a Superstar

CCTV.

A certain lounge.

"Hey, Old Tang, why don't you smoke here?" A crosstalk actor in his forties came in and lit a cigarette himself.

Tang Dazhang smiled and said: "It's forbidden to smoke outside. Come here secretly and take a few puffs."

The man said: "You didn't go to listen to the cross talk between your two apprentices?"

Tang Dazhang said: "I gave them a pass before and there was no problem."

"The next show is Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk. I just asked the staff, what do you think they are going to do? Haha, you can't guess." The cross talk actor laughed and said, "What do they want to do? The title is "I Want to Go Against Three Customs". This is because they are being suppressed by the police. Now the cross talk and folk art circles and even the Writers Association are collectively denounced them. Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai cannot bear it anymore and want to clear their names. Woolen cloth!"

Tang Dazhang wondered: "Is this really possible?"

"It's absolutely true, the names are all given." He was also very interested, "Let's go, it will start soon. After smoking, we will call the master over to listen."

Tang Dazhang said: "They danced too much and caused public outrage. So what if the people like his form of cross talk? If our industry doesn't recognize it, it will be of no use!" After saying that, he was already a little impatient. , put out the cigarette butt, "Let's go and have a look."

The man said: "That kind of cross talk is so vulgar that even the industry can't admit it!"

…

upstairs.

Live signal console.

The person in charge of the column team of the Crosstalk Sketch Competition came here personally to supervise the situation here, for fear of another accident and negligence like yesterday.

"is that OK?"

"It's definitely no problem."

"Well, after this live broadcast stops, the signal of Group C will be cut off and the works of Group F will be broadcast."

This is the general control, which controls the live signal transmission of many CCTV video websites. Among them, on the official website of CCTV's 11 crosstalk competition, the current live broadcast signal is "The Current Situation of Crosstalk" by Tang Dazhang's two apprentices. Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan are mocking Zhang Ye, and the program is about to end.

Suddenly, the overhead light flashed!

The device also lost power for a moment!

"what happened?"

"The power went out for a second?"

"Why is there another problem?"

"The signal is cut off!"

"It's okay, the machine has backup power, just plug it back in!"

There was a rush inside, with many staff members hurriedly adjusting the equipment and reconnecting the signal. They were not only responsible for the 11 sets of the cross talk competition, but they were also in charge of several videos and signals of the entire CCTV. If something went wrong here, other CCTV The channel will also be affected and of course needs urgent repairs!

half a minute...

One minute……

Finally, the signal is back on!

The person in charge hurriedly said: "Our 11 sets of competition official websites are directly connected to Group F."

The technician said: "Wait a moment and come one by one."

The person in charge said angrily: "We are doing a live broadcast over there, so deal with ours first!"

The man was not very happy when he heard his harsh tone, but after smacking his lips, he still gave 11 sets priority access to the signal.

"F...F...Okay, picked up."

The person in charge breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and then left with peace of mind. He went to the recording hall to inspect the work. He couldn't keep staring here.

People in other signal control rooms were hurriedly adjusting other signals!

…

online.

Countless eyes are focused on the cross talk competition!

"Hey, who are these two?"

"Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan, disciples of Tang Dazhang."

"Let's just talk about cross talk. Why are these two grandsons mocking Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao? Are they sick?"

"Their master and the entire folk art world are denouncing Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. As apprentices, of course they have to charge into the battle. This is a full-scale siege!"

"Ha, these two are so courageous!"

"Sacrificing Zhang Ye? Have they never heard of Zhang Ye's bad reputation?"

"Then Tang Dazhang and a bunch of critics and the people from the Folk Art Association and Crosstalk Association are really fucked up. Zhang Ye has never offended them, right? There has been no conflict with them from the beginning. They are good. It seems that Zhang Ye kills Like he killed their whole family? You grabbed him for no reason and refused to let him go? You want to beat him to death? Who are these so-called artists and art associations! What happened to Zhang Ye?"

"Those people keep talking about art. What is art? What is called art is what the common people like! The common people are all praising "I Am a Scholar" and talking about it. Teacher Zhang Ye entertained the public, then I think His works are art, but what I wonder is, why have the criteria for judging art now become the prerogative of some people? Some very few people insist that this is not art, this is not cross talk, then it is not the same? Ordinary people It doesn’t matter what the audience thinks? Damn, what value does art have? Just let it be whatever you say!”

"Well said, these people have really crossed the line this time. I also admit that not everyone may like Zhang Ye's works, and it cannot be done in any art form. But now, almost 100% of Zhang Ye's works are Ninety people are cheering and they all like it very much. Just a handful of you so-called professionals are jumping up and down and shouting. This scene is really weird. Yesterday, I said a few words of justice to Zhang Ye. As a result, a cross talk My senior actually scolded me on Weibo, saying that I was just a child and didn’t understand art at all. He asked me to study for a few more years. At that time, I had ten thousand grass and mud horses running through my mind. Who are these people? Do you have to educate talents to be called cross talk? As ordinary people, we don’t even have the right to like something? We don’t even have our own aesthetic rights? We can only like the works designated by you so-called experts? Even if you don’t like it?”

"That's right!"

"These people are crazy!"

"It's really a bit crazy! It's just a few comedians and critics, do they think they are gods one by one? And they can control the world by calling the wind and rain!"

"Unconditionally support Zhang Ye!"

"Teacher Zhang, hold on!"

"Yes, we all like you! Don't listen to those people!"

"Teacher Zhang, Teacher Yao, we will tide over the difficulties with you together!"

"Zhang Ye, I really didn't like you in the past. You always scolded people everywhere, including my idol. Of course I have scolded you in many places, but this time, I support you! Go with them!"

Now is the most difficult time for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. Being raped was already frustrating enough. They had no choice but to participate in the cross talk competition to find a way out. As a result, they were yelled at by the so-called industry insiders as soon as they talked about a piece of work. Fighting, everyone was going to kill them. Many people finally couldn't stand it anymore. In this matter, the vast majority of people actually sided with Zhang Ye, including some who had been with Zhang Ye before. Fans, people who had fought against him, including some who didn't like him before, all came to support him.

Sometimes, the charm of art may lie in this. An extremely excellent work can make people fall in love with a person and completely change them. Of course, it is also possible that those people think that even though Zhang Ye is hateful and immoral, compared to the people in the industry who are trying to kill him this time, Zhang Ye is still relatively kind. At least he has risked his life for the common people more than once. Such a character He is a bit messy, and sometimes he scolds people when doing things, which makes people speechless, but his character and personality are absolutely nothing to say! And what about those so-called industry insiders? What did you do? What have you done for the people? You know how to deny others and use your words. Even if the common people say a few words, they are still scolded by you for being uncivilized, ignorant of art, and ignorant? Grass! Why! We owe you! ?

"I wonder what brothers Zhang Ye are going to talk about this time."

"We can't see it anymore."

"I'll wait and see if there are any pirated copies."

"Xuan, the column team is recording the program, and it seems that the mobile phones will be confiscated."

"Will it be broadcast live?"

"You are overthinking. Yesterday's live broadcast was made by insiders. It is impossible today."

"Ah, why is the signal not cut off?"

"Tang Dazhang and his disciples have finished talking?"

"I haven't finished talking yet. It's disconnected now. Hey, there seems to be a problem with other CCTV websites. The websites of the 1st set can't be opened, and the 5th set can't be opened either."

"The signal has been restored, and the cross talk of Group F is now broadcast!"

"Sure enough, we are really going to kill Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!"

At the same time, Zhang Ye's relatives, friends and countless viewers were also staring at the live broadcast signal, probably expecting a miracle to happen, but in the end they were all disappointed. Yesterday's miracle did not happen.

"well."

"Let's break up."

"There is no Zhang Ye or Yao Jiancai, so just don't watch it."

But at this moment, a sharp-eyed online gamer suddenly shouted in the message area: "Oh my god! Look at the official website of the 11 sets! It is not the official website of the cross talk competition! The total page of the 11 sets of the previous page is official!"

"What's wrong?"

"Go and see!"

"Let me see."

When everyone heard his surprise, they all passed by suspiciously. As a result, everyone's expressions were exactly the same as yesterday, with their eyes widened!

live streaming!

It’s the live signal from Group C!

Many people can't believe it. The live videos and recommended advertisements of the cross talk competition are all concentrated on the official page of the competition separated from the 11th set. It is considered a secondary page. There is also a live broadcast interface on the 11th set official website, but that is the main station. It is linked to the TV station, that is to say, when the TV live broadcast after the rematch is entered, the live broadcast of the cross talk competition will be broadcast on the official website of the 11th set. At other times, the live broadcast information in this place will be synchronized with the 11th set of TV signals. Whatever is broadcast on TV, they also broadcast on the Internet. Now the cross talk competition is still in the preliminaries, and the Internet is the main battlefield. It has not been on TV yet. What is broadcast on the 11 TV sets at this time is the cross talk sketch from the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in previous years. However, now, in After the live broadcast signal was interrupted for one minute, what appeared was the live broadcast signal of Group C of the cross talk competition!

"sky!"

"Did I see it wrong?"

"Haha, Yao Jiancai and Zhang Ye are going to play!"

"Awesome, there is a live broadcast signal here. Is it wrong?"

"Hush, please spread the word to each other. Don't make any noise, and don't report or complain. Hehe, let's finish the cross talk first. I'm really looking forward to it!"

"Yeah, I'll tell the others!"

"A miracle happened again!"

…

console.

Everyone finally finished their work and breathed a sigh of relief.

Because there were too many things to be operated and repaired, everyone was a little busy. Some errors were not discovered, and they just wanted to hurriedly restore the signal first.

"It's so hard. "

"Finally done."

"Why do things always go wrong on the stage these two days?"

"Who knows, it's time to change shifts soon, so get ready to go home and rest."

…

CCTV was unaware.

But many netizens and viewers have known this secret for a long time. They spread it by word of mouth and called friends. More and more people came to watch it all of a sudden!

"ah!"

“It’s really live!”

"Damn, I thought Lao Han was lying to me!"

"Oh my God, how small are the chances of this!"

Wrong signal!

The signal is wrong again!

Yesterday's incident had already made everyone think that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were just unlucky. It was so unnatural that such a small chance of luck could happen to them. But after seeing this scene again today, everyone already said I am speechless, this is no longer a problem with low probability!

Broom star!

That Zhang Ye is really a bad guy!

How come all kinds of incredible and bizarre things can happen to this guy! CCTV 11 is about how unlucky your mother must be to catch up with this kind of thing again and again! (To be continued) [This text is provided by Shuai Biyang @Wuying Chenchen of Qihang Update Team] If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation . )