I’m Really a Superstar

Come up and hurt people!

Start scolding when you come out!

And without even a hint of foreshadowing, Zhang Ye's rogue character who must retaliate for his flaws was fully displayed and radiant at this moment.

Whether inside or outside the venue, the audience was excited. Every one of them stared with great anticipation. This opening was so amazing. They had a feeling that with Zhang Ye's performance, He has a bad temper, and what he’s going to say next will definitely be even more embarrassing. People who were sitting at home watching the 11 online live broadcasts immediately called out to their friends. More and more people were watching the online live broadcasts, and they were extremely excited!

"Come and see!"

"Old Chang, go online quickly!"

"Slap-in-the-face Zhang is back in action!"

"CCTV 11 official website homepage live broadcast! Watch!"

"Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai fought back when they collectively boycotted them yesterday!"

"Aha, the two disciples of Tang Dazhang who were the first to ridicule Zhang Ye were stained with blood! They were scolded! I have a hunch that "I Want to Go Against Three Customs" will definitely be a masterpiece!"

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On stage.

Zhang Ye removed the previous burden, looked at Yao Jiancai and said, "I like your industry very much. Work hard, serve the people, and bring laughter to everyone."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's what it should be."

Zhang Ye asked: "Why do everyone like cross talk?"

"Why?" Yao Jiancai asked.

Zhang Ye said: "Because cross talk is an art that comes from the folk."

Yao Jiancai: "That's right."

Zhang Ye said: "I eulogized the people."

Yao Jiancai: "Yeah."

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "So I really hope you guys fight in groups."

The audience laughed!

Yao Jiancai said in amusement: "Group fight? Shall we have a group fight?"

Zhang Ye corrected him, "No, no, I mean, do you want you to sing alone, and you guys singing cross talk together?"

Yao Jiancai shouted: "Singing together? Why are you so twisted?"

This baggage also brought the crosstalk actors in, and the audience was very happy to see it. Some people laughed, and some made "ee" sounds!

Zhang Ye said: "Anyway, I just like cross talk very much."

Yao Jiancai: "I like it."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "This is the poetry of labor."

Yao Jiancai was confused, "Why is it a poem again?"

Zhang Ye said humbly, "I also like to write poems."

Yao Jiancai asked with interest: "Do you have any works?"

"Not very mature." Zhang Ye was modest.

Yao Jiancai: "Haha, you can tell us and we will listen."

Zhang Ye said: "Okay, then everyone can correct me."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Let's enjoy it."

After clearing his throat, Zhang Ye pondered and said loudly and emotionally: "The sky in Xuanwu District is sunny, and the people in Tongzhou District like it very much." He waved his hands and said emotionally: " Looking at Fengtai from afar, I shouted loudly..." The voice suddenly rose, "I love you... Haidian!"

Xuanwu, Tongzhou,

Fengtai, Haidian, these are the names of several districts and counties in Beijing. As soon as this poem came out of Zhang Ye's mouth, the audience immediately jumped up and down!

"Hahaha!"

"Ouch!"

"What are you calling Haidian when you look at Fengtai?"

Yao Jiancai was also quite speechless, "What kind of poem is this?"

Zhang Ye exclaimed, "Don't you hear the deeper meaning?"

Yao Jiancai said: "I didn't hear it, what's the deep meaning?"

Zhang Ye said solemnly: "Although this poem is not big, it is of far-reaching significance. It reflects the close cooperation between the people of Beijing and the city and the unity and friendship between various districts and counties!"

The audience is already laughing!

Yao Jiancai shook his head, "I didn't hear it."

Zhang Ye said seriously: "Welcome to the National Games."

Yao Jiancai: "I didn't see it."

Zhang Ye: "The common people are contributing to the realization of the four modernizations and the smooth convening of the China-Africa Forum. Well, it reflects such a meaning!"

Yao Jiancai sweated and said: "How can there be such meaning!"

Everyone below laughed. Your poem has nothing to do with the National Games and the China-Africa Forum! People in the folk art world have just said that your cross talk is vulgar and meaningless, and you come out like this? Ha ha ha ha! Everyone could hear that Zhang Ye was mocking those people!

Zhang Ye glared at Yao Jiancai and said: "I say it is! I think it is!"

Yao Jiancai was too lazy to pay attention to him, "Okay, okay, let's leave it at that."

Zhang Ye said: "Remember, as an actor you must serve the people."

Yao Jiancai said: "We know this."

Zhang Ye: "Be elegant!"

Yao Jiancai: "Elegant?"

Zhang Ye talked eloquently: "You must not be vulgar, you must have taste, and you must sit on the stool!" As he said that, he stood up on tiptoes!

Yao Jiancai quickly caught him and said, "If you fall again, get down quickly. That's the best!"

The audience all gasped!

Zhang Ye shook his head solemnly: "You can't be fooled. You can be fooled only once. We have to be fooled every time!"

Yao Jiancai was speechless: "Just give it a 'stool' time, okay, just a 'stool' time!"

Zhang Ye looked at him and said, "Are you a bitch?"

Yao Jiancai: "You're just talking nonsense!"

Some audience members laughed from beginning to end and their mouths were numb!

Zhang Ye patted Yao Jiancai on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Remember, what is the purpose of talking about cross talk?"

Yao Jiancai asked: "What do you think?"

Zhang Ye said: "Crosstalk... is for educating people!"

As soon as the audience heard it, they immediately burst into "oohs"!

"babble!"

"babble!"

It’s all about making fun of people!

Zhang Ye pointed down in confusion, "Huh? Are they calling your name?"

Yao Jiancai said happily: "I'm telling you to stop talking."

Zhang Ye said solemnly: "That's what I think. Crosstalk is for educating people. You are not an actor!"

Yao Jiancai: "Then what am I?"

Zhang Ye said: "You are a teacher!"

Yao Jiancai: "Oh?"

Zhang Ye continued: "You are a professor!"

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Professor? Is there any professor who can talk about it?"

The audience burst into laughter!

Swearing again!

Swearing again!

Zhang Ye patted him on the shoulder and said: "Your job is to educate people. You must pay attention to the taste of the program. What did your work teach people to learn today? This is your job. Don't think about whether he is happy or not! "

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?"

Zhang Ye snorted: "He deserves it! Love or not!"

The audience clapped their legs and laughed!

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?"

Zhang Ye said: "Your job is to educate people, even if they are unhappy! What does it mean to lose more than one billion viewers? Your position is firmly established!"

Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "I don't know where I stand anymore! Is it still stable?"

Zhang Ye urged: "You must be elegant! Do you know what elegance is?"

Yao Jiancai said: "What did you say?"

Zhang Ye said: "Elegance is against the people! He will listen whether he likes it or not! He deserves it! Die!"

Several audience members were so desperate that they burst into tears. They knew that Zhang Ye was vicious and evil, but they didn't expect that he could hurt others in such new ways! This is using map artillery to damage people! Those who said that Zhang Ye's cross talk is funny but lacks connotation and artistry, they all got scolded by him!

Zhang Ye hadn't finished yet and said to Lao Yao: "Remember, you are a teacher. As long as your work can make the audience cry, you will have succeeded!"

Several cross talk judges looked extremely dark!

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?"

Zhang Ye said humbly: "An excellent cross talk actor must be against the three vulgarities!"

Yao Jiancai said, "Really?"

Zhang Ye said: "We must definitely oppose the three customs! Keep it in your heart."

Yao Jiancai said modestly: "Okay, okay."

Zhang Ye said: "Humble shit people make progress. Shit people can make progress! Not to mention a fat guy like you?"

Amidst the laughter of the audience, Yao Jiancai touched his forehead and said, "What you said is so dirty! You are called Sansu in yourself."

After hearing this, Zhang Ye's eyes were as wide as light bulbs, "Do you believe that I will kill you?"

Yao Jiancai: "Ouch!"

Zhang Ye had a fat face, rolled up his sleeves and said, "You haven't been beaten by gangsters, have you? I hit your head with a big flower pot and it bled. It gave you stitches in your eyeballs! The three vulgar things are what I use to insult people." Means. Do you know that I can’t do it? No.”

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "Are you saying you can't do it?"

Zhang Ye snorted: "Dare you call me vulgar? For a person like you, the next step is to shoot him immediately, and the next step is to parole him for medical treatment!"

Yao Jiancai said: "Okay, am I still good?"

Zhang Ye said: "If you catch me like this, you will be shot for five minutes!"

puff!

Shot immediately? Out on medical parole?

Shooting for five minutes? Ouch, what do you think is such a burden!

The audience was once again amazed by the little baggage between the lines and laughed non-stop. They had never heard such a novel joke! And there is wisdom and evil everywhere! Zhang Ye seemed to be talking about Yao Jiancai, but in fact everyone understood that he was scolding someone else!

Zhang Ye calmed down and made gestures with his hands: "Looking from the moon to the earth, you first see the Great Wall, and then you see our group of people rebelling against the three customs there!"

Yao Jiancai was surprised: "Oh, you guys are making such a big fuss?"

Zhang Ye straightened his collar and said, "Of course." He looked at the group of cross talk actors in the audience and said, "There are also many of our colleagues who are against the three vulgarities here today!" He waved to them.

The audience laughed wildly!

"babble!"

"babble!"

"Hahaha!"

There was a crosstalk actor who came with Tang Dazhang in the audience. He could no longer sit down. He stood up with a dark face, turned around and left, refusing to listen!

Zhang Ye looked at him and said, "Why is one of you gone?"

Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "Maybe he went to the toilet."

"Oh, that's it." Zhang Ye waved his hand and said to the crosstalk actor, "I wish you success!"

When the crosstalk actor who walked to the door heard this, he almost fell down. Zhang Ye, you uncle! You are too damaged! Is it possible to fail to go to the toilet? Am I short-sighted?

At this moment, the audience burst into laughter the loudest since the opening, and cheered up!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Absolutely amazing! Absolutely amazing!"

"It's still fun to listen to Zhang Ye scolding people!"

"Yes, those people covertly sarcastic, resisted, and denounced. Some of them even wore vests and dared not show their true bodies. But look at Teacher Zhang and start scolding him directly! In front of the national audience! Just... This courage and momentum cannot be compared to those villains who say grapes are sour!"

"One of them ran away!"

"Oh, you teased me to death!"

Swear to relieve your anger!

It’s a lot of scolding!

Everyone felt that the pores all over their bodies were opening, and they were so happy. Your mother is the cross talk artist! (To be continued) [ ] If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi Chinese website to vote for recommendation and become a member. Your support is my biggest motivation. )