I’m Really a Superstar

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get off work.

Everyone packed up their things and left the office area one after another.

Dong Shanshan picked up the bag and stood up. She smiled and whispered to Zhang Ye, "I'm going to buy groceries first. You can get off work later and eat in time when you get back. What kind of food do you want to eat?" "

Zhang Ye got hungry as soon as he talked about eating, "Aren't you going to eat with those hosts?"

"They are not free today. They agreed that I would treat them tomorrow." Dong Shanshan said with a smile.

Zhang Ye thought for a moment and said, "You can eat whatever you want, whatever you think you're good at..."

While we were chatting, A Qian came over and said, "Teacher Shanshan, I drove today, shall I take you back?"

Dong Shanshan didn't refuse and didn't talk to Zhang Ye about eating anymore. "Well, thank you very much. Just send me to the supermarket. I have to cook for my cousin today."

Aqianye said: "I remember, didn't you say cousin before?"

Dong Shanshan flashed her sexy eyelashes, "Are you there?"

A Qian wondered: "Yes, I remember the cousin you mentioned?"

"You remember it wrong, okay, let's go." Dong Shanshan said.

"Hey, I've been working too much lately and my mind is messed up." A Qianzhen thought her memory was messed up, so she didn't say anything and went downstairs with Dong Shanshan.

Zhang Ye also wanted to go home, but as soon as he lifted his buttocks, a female network host whom he had just met today came over. In Zhang Ye's impression, her name was Wang Bei, a young host about the same age as him. It's not bad, but her figure is far worse than Dong Shanshan's.

"Teacher Zhang." Wang Bei approached with a smile.

"Teacher Wang, what's the matter?" Zhang Ye looked at her.

When Wang Bei endorsed Dong Shanshan in the recording studio before, the two met but did not speak. This was the first time they had a face-to-face communication.

Wang Bei invited: "Are you free tonight? Let's have a meal?"

Zhang Ye yelled, "I'm sorry, I've made an appointment with someone."

"It doesn't matter, I can do it another day, there are plenty of opportunities anyway.

"Wang Bei chatted with him for a few words before getting down to the topic, "Teacher Zhang, I have seen your planning skills and artistic skills today. I really admire you. Next time it is my turn to promote the company, you can Can't I ask you to help me write a promotional slogan? "

Zhang Ye said vaguely: "Huh? It's easy to talk about. It's easy to talk about. Let's see when the time comes."

Wang Bei saw that although he didn't agree directly, she was very satisfied. After all, when Dong Shanshan asked them to speak for Zhang Ye today, Wang Bei hesitated and didn't come forward. Now when she spoke, she was a bit abrupt. , but women are always a little more abrupt than men, and the relationship between colleagues can also develop slowly. After a few meals, everyone will become familiar with each other.

There were still many colleagues around who had not left. After listening to Teacher Wang Bei’s words, everyone looked at each other. Although Teacher Wang Bei is not old, she has been in the network host industry for several years. She actually ran over. Are you looking for Teacher Zhang Ye, a new recruit, to ask for promotional words?

"Isn't it?"

"Does Teacher Wang Bei value him so much?"

"Is Zhang Ye's slogan today really so good?"

"I'm getting more and more confused about what you're saying. No, I have to take a look at it tonight. It's just a promotional endorsement. I heard that no one is helping Zhang Ye endorse. What tricks can he do by himself? This kind of thing How can publicity be good? Is Teacher Wang Bei too exaggerated?"

“We’ll find out in the evening”

"Yes, I want to see what kind of propaganda it is."

at home.

It's almost seven o'clock in the evening.

It was difficult to get a car. Zhang Ye came back from taking the bus. When he opened the door with the key, he was greeted by the smell of hot pot seasoning. The smell was a bit like the "Kawasaki seasoning" from Zhang Ye's world.

"You're back?" Dong Shanshan has changed into a pair of silk pajamas with long sleeves and trousers, and is standing in the living room working, breaking off cabbage leaves.

Zhang Ye rubbed his hands and said, "Hey, want to eat hot pot?"

"Yeah, it's easy to wash your hands." Dong Shanshan turned on the induction cooker.

"Okay." Zhang Ye washed his hands and didn't even bother to change his shoes. He came over and started eating. He first rinsed the mutton, dipped it in the seasonings and put it in his mouth. He said with a look of enjoyment, "Wow, it smells good. I haven't eaten it in a long time." "Meat"

Dong Shanshan asked him something else, "Haha, how did you come up with that promotional slogan today?"

Zhang Ye said perfunctorily: "That's just what I thought."

"You weren't so good when you were in college." Dong Shanshan glanced at him charmingly from the corner of her eyes, "That slogan makes me, a lesbian, excited, and with the company's resources to promote it, at least I have to go to school. There are seven or eight video websites, and you are already higher than me at the beginning."

Zhang Ye said: "It's not that mysterious, it's pretty much the same."

Dong Shanshan took a bite of the hotpot and said, "What a pity, your show is too dangerous."

"You're not optimistic about it either?" Zhang Ye was not unhappy, but smiled.

Dong Shanshan said truthfully: "I think it's just average. The selling point is not very clear. There has been no precedent of this kind before. I don't see anything worthwhile in all aspects. If we were just ordinary colleagues, I would definitely encourage you to give it a try." You cheer me up, but since we have been classmates for so many years, of course I want to suggest that you change the program, but with your personality, you will definitely not listen to me, so just pretend I didn’t say anything."

Zhang Ye said with a smile: "I can't change it even if I die. I'm also pointing out that the talk show will become famous abroad." The foreign market is bigger than the domestic talk show market. When the time comes, when my own show is released, if the foreign countries imitate his If the column is a talk show, if the format is similar, Zhang Ye will have to pay royalties. At that time, he will be the true founder of the world's talk show and the number one talk show in the world.

Don’t you want such a big cake? He's stupid

The corner of Dong Shanshan's lips curled up, "Returning to a foreign country? Just spread the word."

Zhang Ye said in amusement, "Don't believe me? Then let's make a bet. What if my first column gets more than 500,000 hits? What do you want to lose to me?"

Dong Shanshan glanced at him, "You have bet with me once and you still want to visit me? Haha, I won't be fooled. Unless the first issue has more than one million clicks."

Zhang Ye said without hesitation: "Okay, one million is one million."

Dong Shanshan looked at him with watery eyes, "What should I do if I can't surpass him?"

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "It can't exceed one million. The next time you need advertising slogans, I will write you one. I guarantee that the quality will be high."

Dong Shanshan stroked her wavy hair, "Okay, if it exceeds, well, I'll kiss you again, is that fair?"

"Okay, it's settled." Zhang Ye made a decision.

Dong Shanshan laughed, "I never noticed it before, why are you so perverted?"

Zhang Ye was speechless, "You were the one who suggested kissing me. You were the first to say it on the plane."

Dong Shanshan was confused: "Did I say it first?"

"Is there still a lie?" Zhang Ye asked.

"You must have remembered it wrong. Come, let's eat." Dong Shanshan picked up the vegetables.

Zhang Ye: "..." You have such a mouth. Just keep telling lies every day. When your talk show comes out, see if I don't kiss you hard. Yes, I have to get my tongue in this time. Last time You kissed me too fast, and I haven’t reacted yet. This time, I won’t be able to with experience.

After meal.

Dong Shanshan puts away the dishes.

Zhang Ye consciously went up, "You've been busy for a long time, let me do it."

"It's been agreed before." Dong Shanshan is very insistent on this matter, "I will buy food, cook, wash dishes, and wash clothes, and I will use this to pay the rent."

Zhang Ye sighed and said, "I'll be fine if I do it once in a while."

"That's not possible, otherwise I won't be able to live peacefully." Dong Shanshan took the bowl and chopsticks and pushed Zhang Ye away with her beautiful buttocks, "Don't worry about it."

When Dong Shanshan was wearing slippers, she was a little shorter than Zhang Ye, and the flesh of her buttocks pressed against Zhang Ye's thighs, pressing up with a softness that made Zhang Ye feel drunk.

"All right."

"Go online and see if there is any publicity."

"Sure, it shouldn't be so fast, right?"

Zhang Ye took out his laptop from the room, opened it, and browsed the video websites one after another. There was none, so he had to keep refreshing.

After washing the bowl, Dong Shanshan also wiped his hands and sat over, "Is it ready?"

"Not yet." Zhang Ye said.

Dong Shanshan took a look and said, "There must be nothing there when you check the outside. Just click on a video and there will be an advertisement for ten seconds or dozens of seconds in front of it. That's where the advertisement is. Put it down." She took the mouse and casually I clicked on an anime update video, and then waited for ads.

The first one is a shampoo commercial.

The second fifteen seconds is a car commercial.

When the first screen of the third advertisement appeared, Zhang Ye suddenly said: "That's it, hey, it really works, let's see the effect."

Dong Shanshan is also looking forward to it.

at the same time.

Many people who follow Zhang Ye on the Internet discovered this advertisement while watching videos on various websites, and then everyone started scolding him again.

"What? Are you promoting it?"

"Isn't this Qi Yu's video? There are also Zhang Ye's advertisements here?"

"Isn't he embarrassed enough? How dare this stupid company promote him?"

"That talk show really makes people speechless. How much does Weiwo Company hate Zhang Ye, so they give him such a large-scale publicity and promotion? I'm afraid that not enough people criticize him."

"Youth is youth"

"Zhang Ye, you'd better write poetry and stop doing shows. You're not suitable for this."

The curse remains

Then, the scene of Zhang Ye appeared

There are many people in the background of the picture. Everyone seems to be pointing at Zhang Ye and swearing. It seems to be a replica of what is happening on the Internet at this moment.

A man's voice: "Have you tried hard? You just rely on luck."

Another young man's voice appeared: "Rules are meant to be followed, not broken."

Then came the voice of a middle-aged woman: "You are worthless. You have given up on nothing. You will never succeed."

The focus of the picture changed and Zhang Ye, who was facing the dozen or so people, was illuminated. He looked at the crowd calmly and said softly: "You only smelled my perfume, but you didn't see my sweat..." The camera kept switching, sometimes It turned into a picture of Zhang Ye staying up late working, and sometimes it turned into a picture of him standing in the rain looking up at the sky.

"You have your rules, I have my choices"

"You deny my present, I decide my future"

"You laugh at me for having nothing, but I pity you for always waiting."

"You can despise our youth, we will prove whose era this is"

"Dreams are destined to be lonely journeys. Questions and ridicules are inevitable along the way, but so what? Even if you are bruised and bruised, you still have to live a beautiful life."

At this moment, all the scolding seemed to have stopped

Netizens who saw this advertisement all stared blankly at Zhang Ye on the screen.

Many colleagues in the Weiwo Network TV department also stayed in front of the computer. Everyone saw the promotional video the moment it came out.

"Hey, here it comes, here it comes."

"Is there really no one to endorse him?"

"Only by himself? It's so funny..."

Immediately, Zhang Ye's advertisement appeared

He straightened his tie.

"My name is Zhang Ye"

"I speak for myself"

When the colleagues in Weiwo Company heard the last sentence, they all froze there and felt a mouthful of hot blood spurting out, reaching the top of their heads.

Once upon a time, they were just as young

Once upon a time, they were equally passionate

dream? They had almost forgotten it, and they didn’t even know when they lost their persistence in their dreams. When Zhang Ye’s words appeared, everyone seemed to suddenly see themselves, the somewhat younger version of themselves.

Endorsement?

I speak for myself?

Many people have clenched their fists unconsciously