I’m Really a Superstar

Chapter 1621 [Haze prevents laser! 】

Overnight.

The term kelp-wrapped submarine became popular.

The next day, related products appeared in the online mall.

Kelp-wrapped submarine tote bag: 10 yuan each.

T-shirts with the same style as the submarine wrapped with kelp: 35 yuan a piece.

Black submarine hat wrapped with kelp: 15 yuan each.

Yellow Sea kelp costs 7 yuan per kilogram of China’s strategic weapons.

Various.

Various.

The most important thing is that the sales volume is extremely high.

Even the same products have appeared in the hands of vendors in the streets and alleys.

Many people went crazy with joy when they saw it, and countless people posted their orders on Weibo.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Look at my new hat!"

"Smiling, so handsome!"

"I also bought a bag! The kelp wrapped around the submarine is so eye-catching. When I walk on the street, everyone looks at me. The return rate is 200%!"

"Slap Zhang Tai in the face, your mother is so funny!"

"Isn't this guy always like this, haha!"

"Many media outlets around the world have reported on this incident."

"He's really good at deceiving people."

"Are there any interviews today?"

"Yes, there will be a second period at eight o'clock in the evening, and a third period tomorrow."

"I'm looking forward to it."

"I can't wait either."

"Yeah, let's see what he will say tonight."

"I should be able to talk about something serious today. I can't keep talking nonsense like this."

CCTV.

international channels.

It’s time for the second episode of recording again.

As soon as Zhang Ye arrived, the people from the program team gathered around him.

"Academician Zhang!"

"The ratings are through the roof!"

"The domestic ratings have increased more than ten times!"

"The overseas ratings are also the same. The ratings when the program was broadcast yesterday were several times higher than our usual ratings. The number of overseas viewers broke the record!"

"Our international channel has never had this kind of ratings!"

Everyone was excited.

CCTV International Channel, the only international channel in China, seems to have a very important status and looks unique, but in fact it does not attract much attention. Not many people watch it, both at home and abroad, and its ratings have always been the same. They are in an extremely embarrassing position. When have they ever enjoyed this kind of treatment? All of this was brought about by Zhang Ye - the only international star in China today!

Zhang Ye actually didn't expect that the program would cause such a big response after it was broadcast. Not only did it explode domestically, but it also attracted attention overseas?

Yu Yingyi coughed and said, "Coming?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Here he comes."

Yu Yingyi said: "Yesterday's video has gone viral, and it is also being circulated overseas."

Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "Then you can become a bit familiar internationally?"

Yu Yingyi rolled her eyes and said, "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Zhang Ye said.

Chi Xue sat over helplessly, "Shall we start?"

Yu Yingyi said: "Recording countdown, one minute."

Zhang Ye said: "Okay."

The second session has started.

That night.

on the world network.

American netizen: "The Chinese show has started!"

Dutch netizen: “It’s coming, it’s coming!”

French netizen: "This show is so funny. I didn't see it yesterday. I must watch it today."

Japanese netizen: "I also called a few friends to watch it together. I want to see what Zhang's awesomeness can be like today."

Korean netizen: "It's broadcast."

After yesterday's farce, today, more people around the world have heard and seen the news, and many people have also watched the news on CCTV International Channel.

Ten million people.

Twenty million people.

Thirty million people.

Overseas viewership continues to skyrocket!

There are even people from the media and military from various countries watching.

This is the first time in the history of a Chinese program that it has attracted such attention overseas!

on tv.

The show has already started.

Yu Yingyi smiled and said: "Hello everyone, we meet again. Welcome to the special military program on China's Army Day. I am the host Yu Yingyi."

"I'm Chi Xue."

"I'm Zhang Ye."

The two also said hello to the camera and people around the world.

Yu Yingyi said: "Yesterday we talked about the threat of nuclear submarines. Academician Zhang gave a plan, which aroused heated discussion and doubts among people around the world. In fact, I know that Academician Zhang meant the victory of a war and a battle. It’s not just who has advanced technology or advanced weapons who can win. The battle on the battlefield is a comprehensive consideration. There are many variables and many tactics. An ordinary kelp may restrict the movement of nuclear submarines in the sea area. Therefore, no matter how advanced the weapons are, they cannot determine the victory of a battle."

Zhang Ye nodded, "That's right."

Yu Yingyi asked: "What does Academician Chi think?"

Chi Xue shook his head and said: "I agree with part of this point of view, but I have a different view on the other part. Technology, armaments, and weapons are still the key to a country's strength. I am a scientific worker. What I see more is data. In With some strategic weapons, tactics are of little significance. For example, some missiles have such a range. If they can hit, they can hit. If they can't hit, they can't hit. There's nothing to say."

Zhang Ye smiled and said nothing.

Yu Yingyi said: "I heard that some developed countries have developed laser weapons."

Chi Xue nodded and said, "Yes, this is indeed a big threat."

Yu Yingyi said: "Is there any way to deal with it?"

Chi Xue said without thinking: "No, not just us, but no country in the world has any way to deal with laser weapons. Missiles can intercept and aircraft carriers can contain them, but lasers cannot. This is a very powerful weapon. Basically There is no solution to the weapon, and today’s technology has no means of stopping it.”

Zhang Ye suddenly said: "This is too absolute."

Chi Xue said helplessly: "It's not absolute, it's helpless."

"Laser weapons are not invincible." Zhang Ye said flatly.

Chi Xue competed with him, "Oh? Being unable to intercept doesn't mean you are invincible?"

Zhang Ye smiled, "Who said it can't be intercepted?"

Yu Yingyi said in surprise: "Ah? Is there a way?"

Chi Xue rolled her eyes, "It's impossible, no country can do it."

Zhang Ye said calmly: "But China has it."

Chi Xue was stunned: "Does it exist in China?"

As a result, the next moment, Zhang Ye said something shocking.

Just listen to him say: "Haze can prevent lasers."

quiet!

Deadly quiet!

The studio and the TV were instantly silent!

smog? ?

Laser protection? ? ?

Chi Xue spurted blood, "Huh?"

Zhang Ye looked at the shocked Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue and said with a smile: "Laser weapons are very powerful, but they also have shortcomings, and the shortcomings are obvious. Academician Chi should know very well that conventional weapons cannot intercept lasers, but fog What is haze? The maximum diameter of haze particles is 80 microns, and most of them are between 1 micron and 10 microns. Most laser wavelengths are below 1000 nanometers, that is, below 1 micron, so it is difficult for lasers to bypass haze. Particles, laser attenuation is very severe in haze.”

Yu Yingyi couldn't understand it at all.

Chi Xue was stunned, "This -"

Zhang Ye said: "There are a lot of metal particles in the haze. If you magnify them, they are just small metal balls. After reaching a certain density, tell me how the laser weapon penetrates? Well, even if it can penetrate in the end, originally The range is ten kilometers, but now it has become one kilometer. No one can hit it, no one can touch it, and it is far away from the shooting target. Tell me, what is the use of such a laser weapon?"

Chi Xue: "..."

Audience in front of the TV: "..."

Yu Yingyi was really dumbfounded, "Has the smog still had this effect?"

Zhang Ye said calmly: "I'm not saying that smog is good. I once made a documentary called, I don't know if you have seen it. I just analyzed the role of smog from a military and scientific perspective. It can protect against lasers and even missiles." He said something shocking again!

Am I stupid?

It’s also missile-proof! ?

Yu Yingyi said blankly: "How to prevent it?"

Zhang Ye said: "Currently, the guidance methods of missiles in the world generally use television guidance, laser guidance, infrared imaging guidance and GPS guidance. The first two missile guidance methods are greatly affected by haze weather. For example, Haze weather can greatly reduce the combat effectiveness of TV-guided and laser-guided missiles. Although they can be launched, their hit rate is not high. Among them, TV-guided missiles are somewhat similar to visible optical reconnaissance radar. They require the operator to actually see the target before aiming. , lock on, and carry out attacks. If you encounter hazy weather and cannot see the target, you will naturally be unable to lock on and attack accurately."

Chi Xue said speechlessly: "Academician Zhang, according to what you say, can the haze prevent paratroopers?"

Hearing this, Zhang Ye actually nodded solemnly, "Of course, haze can indeed prevent paratroopers. How can paratroopers parachute when they cannot clearly obtain ground targets? This is obvious."

Chi Xue almost fainted!

Yu Yingyi was also stunned!

The second episode of the program has ended.

However, the outside world has already exploded!

China.

on Weibo.

"Haze anti-missile?"

"Haze is laser-proof?"

"Smog paratroopers?"

"I'm on guard against your sister!"

"Fooling! Keep fucking lying!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard! I can't do it anymore!"

"If you slap Zhang in the face, he will die if his motherly words are not amazing!"

"Academician Chi has been told that he was deceived!"

"This guy is so fucking awesome! Yesterday, kelp turned into a strategic weapon, and today, smog has become a fucking strategic defense weapon!"

"Teacher Zhang, that's enough! That's enough!"

"If I don't agree with anyone, then I will obey Zhang Ye!"

"Why is he so funny!"

On the World Network:

"Oh, I bought it!"

"smog?"

"What on earth was he thinking!"

"Is this possible?"

“It seems scientifically possible!”

"faint!"

"It's obviously nonsense!"

"Do you really believe him?"

"This is even more ridiculous than kelp entangling a submarine!"

"This guy can also be called a military strategist?"

"This is the most deceptive military expert in history!"

"I admit, this Chinese man succeeded, he succeeded in making me angry! Hahahahahaha!"

“From now on, I really can’t believe even a single word of what the Chinese say!”

The world is talking about it!

The whole world is laughing!

This day, another popular word!

——Haze anti-laser! ...

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