I’m Really a Superstar

The next day.

morning.

U.S. Department of Defense press conference.

The press conference was originally intended to be a public answer to many issues that people have been concerned about recently, such as defense budget overruns and arms exports. However, before answering a few questions, a female reporter from a well-known American media raised her hand and stood up to ask a question. question.

The female reporter asked: "Excuse me, is the latest laser weapon from the United States really ineffective against China, where smog frequently occurs?"

The Ministry of National Defense official was obviously dumbfounded, "Huh?"

The female reporter asked again: "Is China's kelp the nemesis of American nuclear submarines?"

The Ministry of National Defense officials were stunned, "What?"

The female reporter asked again: "How do paratroopers parachute in the smog weather in China?"

smog?

kelp?

parachute?

The whole place was quiet!

Reporters attending the meeting: “…”

American people: “…”

People of the world: "..."

Finally, the Ministry of National Defense official did not answer the female reporter's question during the live broadcast because he did not know how to answer it. He probably had not watched CCTV International Channel. However, it can be seen from the bursts of laughter from the reporters at the scene that many people still know that Zhang Ye's program has really aroused a lot of heated discussion in many countries around the world. Some people think that he is bragging- It's awesome, but some people really think what Zhang Ye said makes sense. Whether it is smog or kelp, many of them are based on science.

So this is why many people can’t laugh or cry.

Because you clearly know that this guy is talking nonsense, but you just can’t refute it!

…

domestic.

The mall is selling hot again.

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Wait, wait, many are sold out.

On Weibo:

"I've been laughing so hard these past two days!"

"Me too, people all over the world are amused by Zhang Ye!"

"The funniest thing is the press conference of the US Department of Defense, did you watch it?"

"Hahahaha, take a look!"

"Zhang Ye's bragging has reached the United States!"

"They really take it seriously!"

"U.S. Department of Defense officials are probably stupid!"

"Yes, many of the newly developed strategic weapons were destroyed in just one sentence after being slapped in the face. This guy's talking skills are so good!"

"There's another episode tonight!"

"Yes, it's the last show!"

“I’m so looking forward to it!”

"Look what he said today! Hahaha!"

"I love Zhang Ye!"

"I love it too, this guy always brings laughter to people!"

…

morning.

CCTV.

Zhang Ye was on the phone with General Li.

"I'm talking about Professor Zhang."

"What's wrong, Lao Li?"

"It's the last issue, can you stop fooling me?"

"I didn't lie."

"Can you say something serious if appropriate?"

"What I said is serious."

Over there, the people at the CCTV International Channel were very happy, because yesterday’s ratings reached a new high, so high that it was scary and outrageous!

domestic!

overseas!

The ratings are all off the charts!

In fact, many people in China just listen to it and enjoy it. They don't care what Zhang Ye said, let alone whether Zhang Ye's method is feasible or true. They only know that under Zhang Ye's influence, the world has become more and more... More and more people have begun to be influenced by China. This is something that no star in Chinese history has done before. The US Department of Defense was confused by Zhang Ye's remarks. Who else?

…

That night.

The show started.

All parties gathered.

Global attention.

…

Parents' house.

Dad said: "It's broadcast."

My mother said angrily: "If this kid talks nonsense again today, I will beat him and me to death!"

Dad was also a little helpless.

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Spring Garden Home.

"I'm coming!"

"Hahahaha it finally started!"

"Let's see what strategic weapon will fall under Zhang Ye's mouth today!"

…

Zhang Ye's studio.

"I'm convinced, Director Zhang."

"Director Zhang has been pushed to the forefront of the global spotlight these days!"

"It's a good thing, our popularity is going to increase again."

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India.

"here we go!"

"Let's see how this guy brags today!"

"What about submarines and laser weapons? The greatest combat power in the world right now is aircraft carriers!"

"Yes, if he has the ability, he can take over the aircraft carrier!"

…

USA.

"Nothing the Chinese say makes sense."

"Yes, with the aircraft carrier here, all their theories are nonsense."

"China doesn't have an aircraft carrier yet."

…

on tv.

Today, Yu Yingyi wore heavy makeup. Chi Xue, who rarely wears makeup, also dressed up specially at the request of the program crew. Because they all know that now this channel is not only watched by domestic people, but the number of overseas viewers has also exploded, so they sit here and represent the image of China. Of course, Zhang Ye still had the same moral character, no makeup, and the same clothes. He rarely cared about image issues. Well, but judging from the current situation, this guy actually has no image to speak of in the world.

Zhang Ye.

Bragging.

These two words have been equated by many people at home and abroad.

Yu Yingyi smiled and said: "Welcome to this episode, we meet again. I paid attention to a piece of news in the morning. It was about the press conference of the US Department of Defense. I wonder if Academician Chi has heard about it?"

Chi Xue smiled bitterly, "I watched it too."

Yu Yingyi smiled and said: "Academician Zhang's tactics really alarmed many people. Netizens all over the world are debating. What does Academician Zhang think?"

Zhang Ye said calmly: "It's a good thing to have arguments. We who are engaged in military affairs and weapons, sometimes we can't just limit ourselves to technology. There are many ways to fight a battle. I'm just giving you an idea. Some of you agree, and some It’s normal to disagree.”

Chi Xue smiled and shook his head, "I still have reservations about Academician Zhang's theory."

Yu Yingyi said: "It seems that the debate between Academician Chi and Academician Zhang will continue today."

Chi Xue nodded, "Yes, I still stick to technology."

Zhang Ye said: "It is right that technology is fundamental, but sometimes the gap in technology takes time to catch up. Let me give an analogy. For example, if China is involved in a war now, technology will stay here, and weapons and equipment will not be there. That's it. There are just so many planes and so many tanks. So how to fight this battle? How to use existing weapons to effectively attack the enemy? I think this is what we need to consider now."

Chi Xue said: "That's right."

Yu Yingyi said: "When it comes to war, there is one word that cannot be avoided: aircraft carrier."

Chi Xue hummed, "We really can't build an aircraft carrier yet. This is the gap in technological levels. We admit this."

Yu Yingyi said: "Some experts have said that whoever wins the aircraft carrier wins the world."

Chi Xue said: "In modern war, if nuclear weapons are not used, I agree with this."

Yu Yingyi asked: "Where is Academician Zhang?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I don't agree."

Chi Xue choked with him again, "I also hope to see the Chinese ** team be strong and have the world's top weapons, but with the current technology, it is not possible for the time being. The aircraft carrier is unavoidable. It is indeed our weakness. I I also know that the military has been working hard on research. I have not had the opportunity to participate in this project, but Academician Zhang should have the opportunity to participate. You must know the military significance of an aircraft carrier to a country."

Zhang Ye said: "Aircraft carriers are indeed of great significance, but aircraft carriers are not invincible. They can be blown up."

Chi Xue said: "How to explode? Missile saturation bombing? Then where do you put the aircraft carriers, destroyers, and frigates? Do you think they are just walking around? Jammers, interceptors, aircraft carriers, and frigates are all equipped in large quantities, and that doesn't count. If the aircraft carrier can be intercepted by aircraft carrier fighter jets and sunk so easily, it won’t be called an aircraft carrier anymore.”

Zhang Ye shook his head, "I think you deified the aircraft carrier."

Chi Xue said helplessly: "Do you have a way to deal with it?"

Yu Yingyi had a bad feeling, "Academician Zhang has a new method?"

Zhang Ye thought for a while and said, "Of course."

Chi Xue didn't believe it, "What can I do?"

Zhang Ye's words shocked the world, "Meteorite!"

this moment.

This moment.

The world is quiet again!

Countless people around the world have their mouths open and they are stupid!

No one expected that this guy would say such a thing!

Yu Yingyi said in confusion: "Meteor, meteorite?"

Just listen to Zhang Ye talk: "Aircraft carriers have their enemies. For example, I came up with an idea. We can create a large amount of meteorite rain. How to do it? We use rockets to carry a large amount of meteorites or meteorite-like materials and send them into space. , and then after a lot of planning, determine the aircraft carrier's direction of travel and strike location, detonate the rocket, and let the meteorites rain down intensively, which can completely cause a devastating blow to the aircraft carrier and the aircraft carrier battle group!"

Chi Xue was shocked and said: "Impossible!"

Zhang Ye asked with a smile: "Why is it impossible? What is a meteorite? It is just a stone. Its biggest advantage is that it is not a missile and it has no electromagnetic reaction. Your frigate launches interference bombs? Electromagnetic interference? Give me a try. ! He is just a stone. How can you interfere with it? Are you intercepting it with a destroyer? Those are meteorites. Thousands of meteorites. Give me a try to intercept one. You have intercepted ten, and you have intercepted a hundred. What are you still doing? Can it intercept 10,000? 100,000? What’s the use of technology in front of meteorites? It’s useless.”

Chi Xue: "This"

Yu Yingyi asked: "Do meteorites have this power?"

Zhang Ye said: "Of course, the meteorites fall at speeds of Mach 10 or Mach 20. What do you mean? A meteorite the size of an egg falls." He gestured with his hand, "Basically, a meteorite of fifteen A steel plate measuring twenty centimeters per cent can penetrate directly! What’s the concept of landing on an aircraft carrier? It doesn’t take much, just five rounds hitting the aircraft carrier and you will sink directly, no need to talk nonsense at all!”

…

The last episode of the program is over!

The whole world was shocked by this!

Everyone was thrown into disarray by this awesome Zhang Ye!

There is kelp wrapped around the submarine in front!

There is haze to prevent laser!

What now?

Another fucking meteorite attacks an aircraft carrier? ?

Teacher Zhang! If you don't brag, can you die? ? ? rw