I’m Really a Superstar

this moment.

The whole world is dumbfounded!

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Japan.

"I'm sweating!"

"Who is this?"

"This guy is so rogue!"

"This is broadcast globally!"

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South Korea.

"How dare he say that!"

"What kind of Peace Prize winner is this?"

"The Nobel committee is going to cry!"

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India.

"Your uncle!"

"Who are you fighting against?"

"How are you talking?"

"The person named Zhang is so shameless!"

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U.K.

"Watch the China International Channel!"

"What's wrong?"

“The Peace Prize winner is swearing again!”

"ah?"

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China.

"Pfft! Laugh!"

"These words are so powerful!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Well said, just do it!"

"It is indeed Zhang Ye's style!"

"I feel relieved to see that Zhang Ye is still such a rogue. I thought that after winning the Nobel Peace Prize, this guy would have to be cautious in everything. I didn't expect that Zhang Ye is still such a waste. That's really good. What? Negotiation, what kind of protest? Fight him! Fuck him!"

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The show became a hit as soon as it aired.

It spread all over the world's Internet.

More and more people from around the world came to hear the news and turned on the CCTV international channel, eager to see what the Peace Prize winner would say. Which Nobel Peace Prize winner in history was not the president of a country or the head of a large institution? Which one is not personable and cautious in words and deeds? So, where have they seen such a Peace Prize winner? In the world, the Chinese are not the only ones who like to watch the excitement.

Soon, they knew they were in the right place!

Because Zhang Ye immediately said something that shocked people all over the world!

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on tv.

Yu Yingyi quickly changed the topic.

The three of them talked about the current military strategy again.

Zhang Ye drank water and didn't interrupt at first.

Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue probably didn't dare to ask him easily, for fear that he would say something unsound and unrestrained, so they started chatting by themselves.

Yu Yingyi said: "If a war is launched, will the Yellow Sea be an important place?"

Chi Xue said: "Of course, the strategic position here is very important, and the situation in many surrounding countries is complicated. The Yellow Sea is a very key strategic location. I once participated in a military project, related to the nuclear submarine data project, and I have experience in submarines. Contact, I know the terror and threat of nuclear submarines. Nowadays, technology is becoming more and more advanced. For example, in the United States, it is entirely possible for their nuclear submarines to sneak into the Yellow Sea without anyone noticing."

Yu Yingyi asked: "Does China have any weapons to deal with it now?"

Chi Xue smiled bitterly, "As far as I know, there is not one yet, and even if one is discovered occasionally, there is no good way to carry out the fastest strike."

Yu Yingyi said: "Perhaps there are some new weapons that have not been announced?"

Chi Xue shook her head: "I'm not engaged in weapons research, so I don't know about this." After that, she looked at Zhang Ye, "Academician Zhang is engaged in weapons research, and he may have a more accurate analysis."

Yu Yingyi then asked: "Academician Zhang, can you analyze it for us?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "There must be the latest weapons. I can't tell you the specifics, but the Yellow Sea." He looked at the map and pointed at it, "The terrain here is very complicated. If a war really breaks out, China will be completely There can be other ways to prevent enemy nuclear submarines from coming in."

Chi Xue said in shock: "What can I do?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "The waters of the Yellow Sea are relatively shallow. Submarines are very dangerous in this range and cannot dive deep. They need to surface to pass smoothly.

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Chi Xue nodded, "That's true."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I wonder if you have ever seen kelp growing in the countryside?"

"Ah?" Chi Xue was stunned.

Yu Yingyi was also dumbfounded, "Kelp?"

Zhang Ye gestured, "Yes, kelp. In the Yellow Sea area, how do fellow villagers grow kelp? Such long nylon ropes are cast down one by one, and the kelp will grow as soon as it is planted, and it will grow slowly. It will eventually grow to several meters. If the planting area is expanded, there is no need to cover the whole area. You only need to plant kelp in a linear direction in a few key areas. Which nuclear submarine can come in? As long as it dares to come in, the nylon rope will know, right? Once The propellers of nuclear submarines get entangled, and they get tighter and tighter, and the nuclear submarines are useless. One by one they sink, and there is no need to use any strategic weapons. In the Yellow Sea area, kelp is the biggest strategic weapon against nuclear submarines."

Yu Yingyi looked at him blankly!

Chi Xue almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

The whole studio was silent!

kelp?

Strategic weapon?

Tag a submarine?

Yu Yingyi immediately said: "Okay, today's program will end here first. At the same time tomorrow, we will continue to listen to Academician Zhang and Academician Chi talking about military affairs for us."

The first period is over.

However, the world is already in a state of panic!

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China.

"I'm dizzy!"

"When did kelp become a fucking strategic weapon!"

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard!"

"Kelp entangled submarines?"

"I'll go ahead! Only Zhang Ye dares to say this!"

"Fooling! Keep fucking lying!"

"Is this a military show? Military, you sister! The kelp has become a fucking weapon!"

"I've been waiting to hear Zhang Ye's military insights! Why did the kelp pop out? Teacher Zhang, do you want to be so funny!"

"I'm so slapped in the face that Zhang is on his knees!"

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USA.

"What kind of military show is this!"

"kelp?"

"Why doesn't he die?"

"This guy is so bragging!"

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Japan.

"I'm convinced by him!"

"I'm convinced too!"

"Can kelp really entangle a submarine?"

"That's bullshit! Do you believe him?"

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South Korea.

"What a ghost!"

"How dare he say anything!"

"Zhang Ye, don't you know? You can't believe even a single punctuation mark in his words!"

"Laughing!"

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U.K.

"What kind of military expert is this?"

"The submarine is entangled in kelp? Why doesn't he die?"

"You're bragging about it to the whole world!"

“China’s kelp may become a strategic material!”

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The whole world is shocked!

Kelp wrapping around submarines suddenly became a hot word!

Media from all over the world are rushing to report it!

But no one expected that amidst the ridicule of people around the world, things would take a shocking turn!

USA:

Russia:

Canada:

China:

Germany:

Many people around the world laughed, many fainted, and many people cursed. They all thought this incident was pure nonsense. However, who would have thought that after digging around in the media from various countries, they actually found relevant information about the submarine being used in historical documents. There are cases of entanglement in fishing nets, and it is actually possible to entangle submarines with kelp!

Countless people vomited blood!

Is this really possible?

Holy shit! It’s really good! ?

People all over the world feel like they are going crazy!

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same moment.

Home.

Zhang Ye's phone was also flooded with calls.

Yao Jiancai was laughing on the phone, "You kid, you want to tease me to death?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "What I said is serious, what do you mean by being funny?"

After a while, General Li also called.

General Li said speechlessly: "Are you really cheating?"

Zhang Ye asked back: "Didn't you ask me to deceive foreigners appropriately?"

General Li fainted: "I asked you to be appropriate, and I didn't let you fool me like this!"

"Actually, it's not a lie." Zhang Ye smiled and said, "It's all well-founded."

Of course, people on this earth have never heard of it, but in Zhang Ye's world, many people know about this popular word kelp wrapped around the submarine!

When Zhang Ye was on the show, he was also thinking that it was his first time participating in this kind of military show, what should he say? What can you say to arouse everyone's interest? Then, he suddenly thought of Zhang Zhaozhong, the person in his world who was affectionately called the "strategic deception bureau chief" by the common people, and then he brought out his famous saying! rw