I’m Really a Superstar

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The finals of this competition were broadcast live. The cameras could only switch lenses to avoid some scenes they didn't want to appear, but they couldn't cut the sound. When they scolded them, they even took down the cameramen of several video websites in the university auditorium. After being so busy, according to the rules of past experience, they must avoid this kind of chaos, why bother asking? Because the impact is too bad.

The champion makes a big fuss in the couplet contest?

Zhang Ye scolded the Beijing Writers Association?

This title wouldn’t sound good if I published it.

But when they were hurriedly avoiding some shots, the leader of a video website suddenly received a call from his superior leader.

"Laowang"

"Leader, the scene is now..."

"I know not to let the camera cut randomly."

"Ah? How can we do it without cutting? Just face it directly?"

"Of course, such a hot topic will only happen once in a hundred years. Come on, live the whole thing live without any cover-up."

"Is this...is this okay?"

"Why not? We are not a TV station, but a live broadcast on the Internet. We don't have so many scruples. We can tolerate any public opinion. Let me tell you, Lao Wang, the number of online viewers of the live broadcast has exceeded one million, even though it is only in Beijing. People who can watch the Couplet Competition are not limited to the capital area. Many netizens from all over the country are now pouring in. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Why are you avoiding the camera at this time? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Press me. I'm responsible for any problems that arise, including cursing and recording."

"Good leadership, I understand"

As a result, netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet did not miss almost a scene. The camera not only took the shot, but also repeatedly gave close-ups of Zhang Ye and Meng Dongguo. The couplets where the two were scolding each other created a high-spirited atmosphere, which made netizens Everyone almost jumped up and cheered when they saw it.

"I'm so confused"

"How can a small couplet be such an earth-shattering curse?"

"Hahaha, come and see"

"Those who didn't watch the live broadcast will regret it for the rest of their lives."

"It's so happy. Teacher Zhang Ye is so happy, hahaha."

"A cow's head is so happy that it has a dragon's horns. How can a dog's mouth spit out ivory?"

"I think the most amazing pairing is 'A horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast get out of the mire,'"

"The limerick "I don't like to come either," is also amazing. Teacher Zhang's literary talent is still the same, and he can write such a wonderful limerick."

"Support Teacher Zhang, they don't want us? We don't even bother to join the Writers' Association."

"Yeah, no matter how successful you are, we don't want to come."

"What did I say? What did I say? The face-slapping expert has come out again."

"Hey, don't they know about the silver microphone awarding incident? How dare they let Teacher Zhang give his acceptance speech in public? But he has a criminal record."

"Come here, I know Teacher Zhang won't have anything nice to say about them."

"It's so lively this time. That time Teacher Zhang was banned by the radio station. This time he should be banned by the literary circle. Teacher Zhang is so capable of causing trouble, but... haha, I like it. I love that I dare to speak out like this." Teacher Zhang is my lifelong idol."

"This is God's curse."

Some people still don’t understand, “Why does this person curse so harshly?”

Someone below said contemptuously: "Brother, you just connected to the Internet cafe today? Teacher Zhang has been swearing for a long time. If you search online for this year's Internet buzzwords, half of the top ten curse words are Zhang's. It was created by Teacher Ye, it’s not strange.”

The man also checked, "Huh? I bought a watch last year and it was Mr. Zhang's original work? I just knew it."

"Brother, follow our teacher Zhang Ye's navy from now on. You will have meat to eat and girls to fuck with." He started to attract people. There is reason to imagine that after today's incident, Zhang Ye's popularity will definitely usher in another explosion.

Kyungseong University.

Couplet contest scene.

Zhang Ye said his last limerick, and no one on stage or off stage dared to challenge him.

Meng Dongguo stopped talking, Dalei and the others stopped talking, and the people in the Beijing Writers Association could only stare in anger, but there was nothing they could do against him. There's no way, because they can't scold Zhang Ye at all, and if they continue to talk, they can only humiliate themselves. Zhang Ye can scold them bloody with just one couplet, and they won't humiliate themselves anymore. They don't care if they encounter such a person. Regardless of the sting of lawlessness, anyone who encounters it will have a headache

Zhang Ye looked around and saw that no one said anything. When he saw that everyone was shocked by him, he inserted the microphone into the stand, turned around and walked off the stage, leaving only Meng Dongguo and the Beijing Writers Association behind.

The three judges and teachers looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Couplets are one of the traditional cultures of the Republic and a very important form of Chinese studies. They know that although most of the couplets are relatively positive in the eyes of others, there are also some elements in the couplets. Ironic couplets are a form of classification. Undoubtedly, Zhang Ye's few swearing couplets just now fall into the category of ironic couplets. He can use ironic couplets with such proficiency, and he can use ironic couplets so freely. Damn it, Zhang Ye is really the first person they have ever met.

Every one of them is amazing

Everything is impeccable

In their opinion, this young man Zhang Ye has really studied the couplet culture thoroughly, and even knows more about it than they, the old academics who have been immersed in it for decades.

Mr. Qian started to love talents and said, "Oh, I suddenly want to take on a disciple."

The third judge smiled and said: "Old man Qian, haven't you accepted the closed disciples? Are you still accepting them? And... what are you going to teach him?"

Mr. Qian said helplessly: "Yeah, I just don't know what I can teach him. In literature, he seems to have made higher achievements than me."

The little old lady said: "And he is still a thorn. With his appearance today, there must be someone like him in the literary world, but there must be many people who question him. Like a few old men I know, they all like him." Anyone who teaches juniors to respect their teachers and respect their seniors must be fired upon."

"Then we won't accept disciples." Qian Lao said, "Let me help him."

The third judge said: "Old Qian, do you really value this young man so much? There are many talented people, but many of them are young and energetic. In the end, they fell into decline early without achieving anything. There are so many young talents like this. I can’t count how many of them persisted until the end? Do you think he can do it?”

Mr. Qian said with certainty: "Those people you mentioned are only average talents, but this Zhang Ye is not. He can do it. I think he can do it." After saying that, Mr. Qian looked at the two old men seemingly jokingly. Friends, "No one in our republic has ever won the Nobel Prize in Literature. Do you think that if one person in our republic can really win this highest honor in a certain year in the future, will it be him?"

The little old lady was surprised and said, "Do you really think so?"

"Old Qian, do you think too highly of him?" The third judge was also surprised and said: "So many writers in the country have failed, and no one has reached the top in many years. He is a twenty-year-old A young man of that age, the Nobel Prize for Literature? You think too highly of him?"

The little old lady was not optimistic either, "Zhang Ye is still far away."

Qian Lao smiled and said, "At least he is closer than us. What he needs now is time and qualifications. This is the best seedling I have ever seen."