I’m Really a Superstar

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Sunday.

Zhang Ye took a rest.

Early in the morning, his eldest sister Cao Dan woke him up with a phone call, "Brother, you are famous again. I went to the newsstand in the morning and you were mentioned in several local newspapers in Beijing. I didn't know until I read it. You participated in the couplet competition yesterday and won the championship, you are so awesome, brother."

Zhang Ye said sleepily: "It's just so so."

"Give me the phone, give it to me." It was my mother's voice over there.

Zhang Ye was startled, "Mom, you are here too? Are you at my grandma's house?"

My mother said fiercely: "Why did you get into such a big trouble again? In such a big event, you went on stage and used couplets to curse people? You...you are really good. They were all broadcast live. I heard your sister said that there are many online Writers and literary experts in the industry are criticizing you."

Zhang Ye said happily: "It's okay."

"Why is it okay?" Mom said angrily.

"It's not the first time. Don't make such a fuss." Zhang Ye was already very calm after the storm came, "What a big deal. Besides, they played dirty tricks on me first. You know who I am. I never take the initiative to cause trouble, but others don’t want to mess with me. If they mess with me, they won’t be able to feel better, otherwise it’s not my style.

"You, you, you" Mom hates that iron cannot become steel.

"Mom, I'm asleep." Zhang Ye hung up the phone.

That's right. For others, if such a big thing happens, they would be unable to sleep, worrying about this, worrying about that, and thinking about the consequences. But for Zhang Ye, he has long been used to it. This guy has to make trouble every three days. If something went wrong, he no longer cared about it. No, as usual, Zhang Ye slept quietly and didn't take these things seriously at all.

Being scolded?

Being questioned and criticized?

The first time someone scolded him, Zhang Ye was very angry. The fifth time someone scolded him, Zhang Ye was very angry. The tenth time someone scolded him, Zhang Ye felt aggrieved. But now, Zhang Ye is already He is invulnerable, and sometimes Zhang Ye will smile knowingly when others scold him and make interesting jokes.

After waking up.

Zhang Ye went downstairs and bought some newspapers to read at home.

The first one is from the Beijing Times. This newspaper has a little bit of friendship with Zhang Ye. They published the first time Zhang Ye appeared in the newspaper. The evaluation of the big newspaper is relatively objective. Let’s talk about yesterday’s couplet competition in detail. They also mentioned Zhang Ye’s swearing, but what they mentioned more was Zhang Ye’s unsuspecting victory over the rest of the crowd and the dozens of couplets he composed at that time, especially the one that Mr. Qian and several judges rated as eternal. The first couplet was absolutely praised by the Beijing Times, and overall it was positive for Zhang Ye.

But the second and third newspapers were somewhat critical.

Some newspapers also mentioned that Zhang Ye was inexplicably reported for cheating, but later wrote that no matter what the situation was, you cannot use couplets to curse people on such occasions. This is a matter of quality. There is no literary person who criticizes Zhang Ye. Your demeanor is too petty.

Zhang Ye smiled and turned to look at Wei Bo.

On Weibo, as my sister and mother said, many people are accusing him of "having a good literary talent but not a good heart."

But there are more people who support Zhang Ye

"Who didn't have a good heart first? It's the people from your Beijing Writers' Association."

"If they don't say that Teacher Zhang Ye cheated, can Teacher Zhang scold them?"

"I am neutral, but anyone with long eyes can see what happened yesterday. I also support Zhang Ye on this matter."

"Who can blame the Beijing Writers' Association?"

"You still criticize Teacher Zhang Ye? How crooked are your butts?"

"During the Silver Microphone Award Ceremony, I didn't agree with what Teacher Zhang said about "Dead Water". I thought the criticism was too much. But yesterday, I thought Teacher Zhang was right. Those of you who criticized Teacher Zhang Ye, I would like to ask a question. Let me ask you, if you were so slandered, almost lost your job, and almost couldn't survive in this circle, would you still pretend it didn't happen? Continue to be the grandson of the Beijing Writers Association? Haha, maybe you can do it. , but Teacher Zhang can’t do it. He’s not as weak as you because his name is Zhang Ye.”

The official Weibo of the Beijing Writers Association also openly attacked Zhang Ye. Looking at the time of publication, it was just a few minutes ago: "As Vice Chairman Meng said, no matter how high achievements a person like Zhang Ye has achieved, no matter how talented he is, No matter how outstanding he is, our Writers' Association will not accept him. How can a person with such a character be good in literature? Our Writers' Association's recruitment of members is not only about talent, but more importantly, character and personality."

Many people below scolded me again

"ridiculous"

"You still dare to mention your character?"

"Hahaha, you are so funny"

"You don't want to, Teacher Zhang Ye doesn't want to come here yet."

But just as everyone was arguing, the official Weibo account of the "National Writers Association" suddenly published a sentence, "After being recommended by Committee Member Qian of the Republic Writers Association and other writers association members, and having passed the inspection, we invite Teacher Zhang Ye to join the Republic Writers Association." As soon as this statement came out, the heated discussion became even more intense

"Holy shit"

"The Writers' Association of the Republic has spoken"

"Haha, slap in the face! The Beijing Writers Association was slapped in the face."

"Yes, the Beijing Writers Association just said that they would not want someone like Zhang Ye, but the Republic Writers Association invited teacher Zhang Ye. My face is swollen."

"Did Mr. Qian recommend Zhang Ye?"

"Do you really want Zhang Ye to join the National Writers Association?"

"Support, Teacher Zhang has finally been recognized by the mainstream literary world."

"Do you think Teacher Zhang Ye will join the National Writers Association?"

"Yes, after all, it is one of the most authoritative literary units in the country."

"I guess not. So many writers and teachers across the country are scolding Teacher Zhang. Teacher Zhang still disdains their company. It's definitely obvious based on Teacher Zhang's temper."

Everyone was a little pleased to hear it.

Some senior members of the Republic Writers Association hold opposing views.

"Why would Mr. Qian recommend this kind of mixed person to join the club?"

"This is the National Writers Association. If we let this Xiao Zhang come in, it won't be a mess."

"I don't agree with that either. They don't even know the most basic principles of respecting teachers and respecting teachers, and they can't even control their own mouths. Why do people like this join the club? Are they causing trouble?"

"This Zhang Ye has no level at all."

Zhang Ye's fan No. 1 spoke out, "Teachers, although you are seniors, I don't think you are qualified to say such things. If you have the ability, you can use the couplet smoke locked by Teacher Zhang to lock pond willows, and face it, like that You are the only ones who are qualified to criticize Teacher Zhang’s literary level. Otherwise, don’t just say something about Zhang Ye’s level. If you want to deny him, you have to show some real ability yourself, right?”

When these words came out, many people fell silent.

Zhang Ye's fans shouted: "Isn't anyone right? Then don't say anything."

In fact, since yesterday, "Yansuo Pondliu" has become a hot word on the Internet. It became famous for a while. Many celebrities did not believe it at first and thought they could match it. Some people even made bold statements. As a result, one day passed and everyone who had previously vowed to say this It’s not like absolute people have disappeared.

Deterrence?

Because no one is right

This is an eternal truth that has been recognized by many authorities in the industry.

Home.

Zhang Ye also saw this Weibo post and was moved for a moment. Mr. Qian, a person he had only said a few words to, did not expect to stand up when almost everyone in the industry was criticizing Zhang Ye. Coming out to support him and recommending support to him made the National Writers Association extend an olive branch. As long as Zhang Ye nodded, as long as Zhang Ye made a phone call, or as long as Zhang Ye replied below, he can now enter the Writers Association, and he is not The Capital Writers Association at the provincial level is the largest Writers Association of the Republic.

Zhang Ye thanked Mr. Qian in his heart, but he... suddenly didn't want to join the Writers' Association. This "small system" didn't have much power, but it was very complicated. The concept of seniority was deeply rooted. It was too traditional at best, and too traditional at worst. It's too pedantic and incompatible with Zhang Ye's temper. He can almost see it. If he joins in, there will definitely be more things in the future. Just like yesterday, they are all things that make Zhang Ye uncomfortable. Then he will go in. Well? ask for contempt? Zhang Ye is not so busy yet.

No one else likes him?

Hehe, my brother is not willing to come yet.

But Mr. Qian had good intentions, and Zhang Ye didn't want to refuse too much. That would be too ignorant, so he thought of a tactful way to refuse without saying anything.

"Thank you, Teacher Qian, and thank you to the National Writers Association for your recognition." Zhang Ye replied.

"Ah, come and see"

"Teacher Zhang has spoken."

"Haha, let's see how Teacher Zhang responds."

Weibo netizens suddenly gathered around. Many people in the industry, the National Writers Association and people from various provinces also paid attention. They were waiting for Zhang Ye's reply. Those who scolded him, those who supported him, and even neutral people who were watching all came. Before he could wait, all the netizens gathered. Zhang Ye said the following words, and this Weibo post was forwarded about a thousand times. It shows how eye-catching it is. Who made Zhang Ye famous now? He said "Dead Water" at the Silver Microphone Award, and in the couplets He had scolded the couplets in the competition, and every word Zhang Ye said now attracted attention. This was also the temporary popularity brought to him by the popularity of the couplet competition.

Zhang Ye paused and expressed his attitude:

Be a happy man from tomorrow on

Feed the horses, chop firewood, and travel around the world

From tomorrow on, care about food and vegetables

I have a house facing the sea and the flowers are blooming in spring

From tomorrow on, communicate with every relative

tell them my happiness

That happy lightning told me

i will tell everyone

Give every river and every mountain a warm name

Stranger, I also bless you

I wish you a bright future

May your lover eventually get married

May you find happiness in this world

And I just want to face the sea, with spring flowers blooming

"Is it poetry?"

"What is Mr. Zhang's best modern poem?"

"What does this poem mean? What does Teacher Zhang want to say?"

"Why did I get goosebumps all over when I read this poem? It's so beautiful."

"Haha, I understand. He is indeed a great literati. Teacher Zhang refused so artistically even though he refused. This poem is so wonderful."

Many people can't see clearly.

Many people understand it very well.

Among them, a literary author who is not very famous came out to explain, "From tomorrow, from tomorrow, from tomorrow, this sentence is repeated three times. The meaning is actually very obvious. Teacher Zhang means, tomorrow or the future, He may be able to put aside his past grudges and no longer care about past conflicts. Tomorrow or in the future, he may be able to bless those who criticize him or even hate him, wish them happiness, and wish them a good future..." At this point, the writer also said it sincerely He praised: "But today, but now, he just wants to face the sea and the spring flowers are blooming."

Zhang Ye's random poem aroused a lot of surprises

Below, a person from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles commented: "Mr. Zhang is a great talent, I am not as good as him."

Mr. Qian - Mr. Qian, a member of the Writers' Association, also replied later, "Since Xiao Zhang has made his choice, we can only respect it, but there is one thing I want to say. If I say it now, I will say it in the future. Mr. Zhang of the National Writers' Association "With your joining, it is not your loss, but the loss of our Writers Association." After that, he added, "Teacher Xiao Zhang, I hope that when you can face the sea tomorrow, you can enjoy the warm spring flowers in the National Writers Association." , the Writers Association’s invitation to you is valid for life.”

It's over.

But the heated discussion has not stopped, and the poem Zhang Ye tossed out in a flustered manner once again shocked the modern poetry world.

"This poem is so good, so good that it bursts into flames."

"The face-slapping professional has released another work. Come and watch."

"I have a hunch that this poem may be more popular than "Birds and Fishes""

"Haha, I'm alive now. If you look at the reposts, there are already more than 4,000. This is going against the sky. Everyone is in "Facing the Sea, Spring Flowers are Blooming""

Turning off the computer, Zhang Ye felt relaxed. He wanted to call Teacher Qian to apologize again, but after thinking about it, he decided not to call. Why? There are two reasons for this. The first point is that there is no need to say more. They have been friends for many years and there is not much communication in words. However, a poem or a couplet can already allow two people to have the most profound communication, so there is no need at all. You need to call and complain again and again, which will look pretentious. The second point is... your sister's phone number is because he has no money. The first reason is actually not important at all.

never mind

I can’t join the Writers’ Association anymore. I have nothing to worry about.

Literary literature is not the focus of Zhang Ye's development. It can only be regarded as a small branch of his goal. With the best, the icing on the cake, Zhang Ye will not let go of the development opportunities in this area, but his most important The goal is not this, this is not the most important, so if you don't join the Writers' Association, you won't join.

So what is his goal?

What has been his goal all along?

No need to ask, his goal is of course - no cavities