I am Vardy

When he walked out of the police station, Vardy really wanted to kill Balotelli.

Fortunately, this guy didn't live in troubled times, otherwise I really don't know how shocking things he can do.

But what makes Vardy even more unbearable is that Balotelli looked regretful, obviously annoyed that he failed to successfully rob the prison.

Vardy really doubts that in front of the real teaser Balotelli, what else can he guide him.

However, when the two were not paying attention, a paparazzi lay in the bushes and slapped the two of them, his expression extremely excited.

Just after Vardy and Balotelli left, the paparazzi walked into the police station, bribed the policeman who had just handled the case, and learned the details of the whole process. They were so excited that they exploded.

I found a treasure!

Vardy and Balotelli plan to rob prison?

The news was so explosive that it wouldn't take much effort to find any newspaper office and sell it for tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands.

Vardy didn't even know that the matter had been exposed, but he just felt too tired this day.

And the thing that made his heart more tired was still on the second day, because the matter had already been spread all over the world through the media.

The world's football player Vardy and the most popular superstar Balotelli are actually discussing how to rob a women's prison in a hotel?

This is too incredible.

Sure enough, no one can understand the funny world. When two funny people are combined, the whole world cannot accommodate them, and the entire universe is their battlefield.

Now it's a prison robbery, so the next step is that the two of them are planning to rule the world?

The media said it well, and even Balotelli's handwritten jailbreak plan was photographed and published in the newspapers. The evidence is convincing.

For a time, the women's prisons in the whole of Italy were on the verge of a big enemy, and I was really afraid that one day Vardy would take Balotelli to rob the prison.

The warden of the women's prison that Balotelli went to condolences before, after seeing the news, his forehead began to sweat.

Balotelli's sympathy before the relationship was simply to step on the spot, and obviously their goal was this prison.

No, we have to quickly increase the security force, these two teasers can do absolutely anything.

What's interesting is that after seeing the news, many prisoners in the men's prison expressed the hope that Vardy and Balotelli can add their prison to the prison robbery plan. For this reason, they don't mind contributing their own. chrysanthemum......

When I came to the training ground the next day, all the teammates were shocked by Vardy and Balotelli.

Ordinary people, who would plan to rob a prison?

With these two big men, Inter Milan may never have peace in the future.

"Go to jail, so that after you are shot, I can almost be the main force!" Su Yazuo joked with Vardy like this.

"I will attend your funeral, but forgive me for robbing the prison!" It was Ibrahimovic who said this in a tone of silence.

Watching his teammates teasing him one after another, Vardy was speechless for a while.

Fortunately, Rooney is not here, otherwise this guy must have happily said to himself: "Before you break the prison, please entrust your girlfriend to my care!"

But Vardy wondered, why did his teammates think it was his idea?

It's clearly Balotelli's wonderful idea, okay?

Like Barlot Libby, my funny grandpa is a counterfeit!

 …

In the afternoon, there was new news from the media regarding Vardy and Balotelli's jailbreak.

It turned out that they were not really planning to rob a prison, but were planning a party with a theme of robbing a prison during dinner. As a result, the diners at the next table mistook them for criminals, so they hurriedly called the police, and finally they were taken back to the police station for investigation. In fact, this is a misunderstanding.

Everyone suddenly realized that it was not a real prison robbery!

I was a little skeptical before,

How can I say that Vardy is also the world's football player, even if he is funny, he will not do such absurd things.

However, Vardy and Balotelli are full of creativity. They actually want to have a prison-themed party. It is exciting to think about it.

Sure enough, we don't understand the world of the rich.

It has finally been proven that Vardy's teasing is not without limits, at least he dare not do prison robbery.

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears, is this my fault?

If you know that Balotelli really plans to go to prison, you will know that there is no limit to being funny!

But what Vardy didn't expect was that after the media clarified, he actually got busy.

Many acquaintances knelt down to Vardy, but they didn’t expect Vardy to plan a jailbreak-themed party. Anyone who has attended Vardy’s party knows that Vardy’s party will definitely make your trip worthwhile and have a great time.

But this time the theme has reached its climax just thinking about it, and it must not be missed.

So Vardy started answering the phone non-stop.

"Count me in at the party!"

"I want an invitation letter!"

"You can't leave me behind, I can take two female stars with me!"

"Don't forget me, even if you want me to wear women's clothes, it's fine!"

 …

Vardy is so confused, he didn't want to have a party!

And even if you want to do it now, it’s impossible, because more than 100 people have called him to reserve a seat, and even Moyes, an old-hearted guy, has implicitly expressed his desire to participate...

These people plus several times the young models, no matter how big the venue is, it can't fit!

Vardy is really going to collapse.

In the end, it was Mancini who saved him and told Vardy solemnly in front of the whole team that he could not have a party, at least not during the season, if he wanted to, he could wait until the end of the season.

Vardy is almost pardoned, and he can't wait to offer his knees to Mancini.

The matter has been noisy for several days, and it finally came to an end. Vardy was also relieved. After all, it doesn't feel good to be forced to have a party every day.

 …

In the 18th round of the league, Inter Milan played away against Siena. This is the first game after the winter break. The performance of this game seems to indicate the performance trend of the respective teams in the second half of the season.

When Inter Milan went to the away game, they also brought their sedan chairs on the training ground.

But here comes the question, who will carry the sedan chair and who will sit in the sedan chair?

It's too uncomfortable to carry a sedan chair, and it's even more uncomfortable to sit in a sedan chair. Anyway, it's not a good thing.

In the end, Vardy thought of a way. Four people were too tired to carry it, so it would be fine to replace it with eight large sedan chairs. Four more people shared the pressure, and every minute said it was no problem.

Once the person carrying the sedan chair is stable, the person sitting on the sedan chair will not have to be afraid, and the problem will be solved.

In the end, everyone discussed it, and there were 11 players in the starting lineup, the captain walked in the front, forget it, the goalkeeper walked in the end, forget it, there were exactly nine people left, eight carried one to sit.

However, after it was determined that sitting in a sedan chair would not be life-threatening, everyone began to compete for this cool job, even veterans like Stankovic were not exempt.

Think about it, eight people carry themselves out, how beautiful it is!

In the end, it was Vardy who grabbed this position. His reasons are very good. He is the lightest in weight, and it is easy for others to lift him. Of course, the main reason is that his force value is too high for others to beat him.

So things were decided so happily.

In the locker room of the visiting team, Inter Milan players changed their jerseys, and then walked out of the locker room in a sedan chair.

When the players lined up in the tunnel, the Siena players were dumbfounded. Seeing two such thick sticks, they all thought that the Inter Milan players were here to fight!

And when the sedan chair was assembled, the referee was also confused. What is this?

There is no such thing as a sedan chair in Italy. If you are smarter, you can figure out how to use it, but if your brain circuit is not normal, you may think of something!

The referee is a typical representative of this. After observing for a long time, he came to a firm conclusion.

This is actually a torture tool!

Several people carried this thing, tied the prisoner to a chair, put a large stone cone on the ground, raised it high, and then dropped it quickly, allowing the prisoner to enjoy the pleasure of being pierced by the stone cone...

Otherwise, there is a fire below, and a few people lift the prisoner to the fire, and just roast it in the air, and they can turn around and roast the whole person with the method of roasting a whole lamb...

The key question is, who does Inter Milan want to tie to the chair?

It can't be me, can it?

That's horrible!

Under the eyes of everyone, Vardy sat on the chair, and then other Inter Milan players rushed up, lifted Vardy up, and they were ready to enter the field!

At this time, everyone realized that this thing is so useful!

It seems that African tribal chiefs are treated like this, and they are all carried away by others.

Is Inter Milan planning to carry Vardy into the field?

The referee was really confused this time!

It is customary for everyone to enter the field in line and perform a series of ceremonies before the game.

But does the Italian Football Association have regulations to enter the stadium in this way? I'm afraid there is no such provision.

But the problem is that there is no regulation that expressly prohibits entry in this way!

The referee doesn't know what to do?

The brain was spinning fast, and finally the referee decided that it is better to have one thing more than one thing less.

You can do whatever you want!

So, next, the Siena home fans saw an unbelievable scene. The scene in front of them may be impossible for them to see in their lifetime.

Eight people actually carried one person into the arena. Is Inter Milan going to heaven?

Vardy sat on the sedan chair, couldn't hold back for a moment, and waved to the dumbfounded people below.

"Hello comrades!"

"Comrades have worked hard!"

But to his dissatisfaction, no one cooperated with him.

In fact, everyone didn't even know what bird language he was talking about!

The jaws of the fans who watched the game were about to drop to the ground. Although they were mentally prepared, the game with Vardy might not be so smooth, but they didn’t expect that just one entrance ceremony would be misfortune by Vardy Be like this.

One can imagine the expressions of the opponent Siena players at this time. If they had a choice, they would never play against Inter Milan. ) Download Free Reader!!