I am Vardy

Naturally, the sedan chair cannot only be used for entering the field, and it can also be used after scoring a goal.

In the 24th minute of the first half, Vardy used a free kick to directly break through the opponent's goal and helped the team open the scoring.

At this time, the sedan chair can come in handy again!

The teammates lifted Vardy again, and celebrated the goal with a sedan chair and a sedan chair, all the way from the bench to the stands where the visiting Inter Milan fans were.

Facing the tsunami of Inter Milan fans, Vardy finally found the feeling of being responded with "Hello, Chief"!

In the whole game, Inter Milan used a total of four sedan chairs to celebrate. Ibrahimovic, Maicon and Su Yazo, who came off the bench, also became the "carrier owners".

Needless to say, Inter Milan won another four-goal victory in this game.

Inter Milan's win in Serie A is no longer new news. If one day Inter Milan fails to win, it may be a rare thing.

Facing the underdogs, the minimum consumption of Inter Milan is three, and the opponents simply do not have the courage to confront Inter Milan head-on.

After this game, Vardy's Serie A goals officially reached 20, dominating the scorer list strongly.

In the 18 rounds of the league, Vardy played 16 games, including when he was a substitute, he was able to score 20 goals, which really made all the forwards in world football feel ashamed.

I am afraid that Vardy is currently the only super shooter in world football who can maintain an average of more than one goal per game.

Usually, the number of goals scored in his early 20s can already win the Serie A Golden Boot. In other words, in a few more games, Vardy will be able to lock the Serie A Golden Boot, and for the rest of the game, just let the sheep go.

After the Premier League, another league conquered by Vardy was born!

However, compared to these, everyone is still more interested in the "instruments of torture" that appeared in the competition.

The fans really love Inter Milan's games. Not only did they win beautifully and simply, but Vardy and others often made everyone laugh out loud during the game, which is equivalent to watching a game and watching a comedy show.

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Next, Inter Milan will face Reggina at home, which is a Coppa Italia match.

In the first round of the confrontation, Inter Milan won the opponent away, which directly killed the suspense of promotion. Obviously, this game is just a formal game. Even if Inter Milan does not pay attention to the Coppa Italia, it is impossible for them to have problems at home.

Although Inter Milan's goal is the Triple Crown, it is impossible to go all out in every game, just like now, Mancini must take a rotation.

Of course, just to be on the safe side, Vardy and others were included in the big list just to prevent any accidents during the game.

Inside the home team locker room before the game, Mancini finally announced the starting lineup.

In fact, the starting lineup for this game was announced a bit late, but it was harmless. Anyway, in the training the day before, the starting lineup had basically surfaced, and even if there were adjustments, it would not be too big.

Vardy knows that he must be a substitute. If he is allowed to play in such indifferent games, then what is the rotation or not.

So after Vardy changed his clothes, he put on his headphones and sat there listening to music. There was no suspense in the game, so it could be a little easier.

After Mancini announced the starting list to the players, seeing Vardy's contented look there, he didn't get angry.

You are too leisurely!

Are you on vacation?

But the game is coming soon, Mancini really can't say much, just glared at Vardy, and then pointed at him with his finger, meaning to tell him to be honest.

It's just that Mancini didn't expect that his meaning was misunderstood by Vardy.

Vardy is really confused now.

Didn't you agree that I would be a substitute?

Why did you point me to let me play again?

Is there any use for this unsuspecting game!

But since Mancini arranges himself to play,

Then I can't force Mancini to say that I don't play, that's not what professional players should do.

So although Vardy didn't understand it a bit, he was still ready to play.

The substitute players walked into the bench first, while the starting players lined up in the player tunnel. At this time, Vardy walked boredly at the end of the starting players, muttering non-stop.

Why are there fewer caddies this time?

Why don't I have a caddy?

Little did he know that the number of caddies was just right and he was the extra...

But it doesn't matter, anyway, it's not the first time I have less caddy, just follow along.

Vardy didn't care one bit.

When queuing up to shake hands with the opposing player, the expression on the opposing player's face really seemed to beep the dog.

Inter Milan is too careless. The first round has already killed the suspense of the game. In the second round, you actually sent out Vardy, a big killer. Are you trying to kill our rhythm?

The Inter Milan fans who originally thought that Inter Milan would not send heavyweight players were also very excited at this time. They did not expect to see Vardy's performance. It was a worthwhile trip!

After shaking hands, taking pictures, and a series of processes, the players from both sides went to their respective half-court positions, ready to start the game.

But at this time Inter Milan is a bit embarrassed.

Balotelli, Crespo and Vardy stood in the middle circle and stared at each other.

Inter Milan playing three strikers today?

Players only care about whether they are starting, but not whether others are starting. Balotelli and Crespo don't know that Vardy is not in the starting list at all, so it is very strange.

Vardy is even more strange. He obviously won the first round by a big score. When he returns to the home court, it is enough to advance safely. Mancini will choose the three forwards only if he is crazy.

But now the three of them were standing in the middle circle, and the facts were before him, so he couldn't help but believe it.

Well, Mancini is also a guy who doesn't play his cards according to common sense.

And at this time, on the sidelines bench, the assistant coach walked to Mancini, and whispered doubts: "Aren't you planning to send the main force? Why did you send it to Vardy?"

Mancini froze for a moment, turned his head to look at the field, and then his jaw almost didn't drop.

Vardy actually played so grandiosely.

I didn't see it for two minutes, and this guy was so stupid, Mancini was already furious.

Fortunately, the game has not yet started. If Vardy is still on the court after the game starts, then after the fact that Inter Milan has one more player on the court is discovered, Inter Milan may be sentenced to lose the game directly.

Mancini walked to the sidelines angrily, and shouted loudly at the middle circle: "You bastard, what are you doing up there?"

Everyone looked at Mancini, not knowing why.

Who is he talking about?

Vardy didn't realize that Mancini was talking about himself, shrugged, and said to Balotelli in a funny way: "I don't know who is messing with the boss again! Hehe!"

But in the next second, Mancini's violent voice sounded again, and Vardy didn't feel so good.

"Bastard Jamie, you are a substitute, what are you doing up there?"

After this voice, everyone focused their attention on Vardy, and no one thought that Mancini was mad at Vardy.

"I'm a substitute?" Vardy was taken aback for a moment, followed by a shock.

I rely on, can't you?

I seem to be doing stupid things again!

Stretch out your hand sideways and nod your own players and start counting.

1

2

3

 …

11

 …

Not counting myself, there are already 11!

How embarrassing is Vardy's expression.

The referee also came over at this time and signaled Vardy to leave the field as soon as possible. He didn't notice this just now, and he was also responsible for it. He didn't want Vardy to act cute here anymore.

Vardy is embarrassing, but as a tease, he should never be afraid of embarrassment.

He stretched out his hand to the referee, even with an expression of admiration on his smiling face.

The referee subconsciously stretched out his hand and shook Vardy with a dazed expression.

"I've always heard that your law enforcement is very good, and I've known you for a long time, so I want to get to know you today. Now the game is about to start, and I'm going to end!" After that, Vardy let go of his hand and turned to the substitute seat.

The referee was even more stunned.

Did Vardy come to the court just to get to know himself?

Although a sense of satisfaction arises spontaneously, he still feels that Vardy is lying to him.

But at this time Vardy had already walked to the bench and explained to the furious Mancini.

"Boss, I'm really just going to say hello to the referee, nothing else! Really!"

Vardy's seemingly innocent and sincere expression can't fool Mancini. Who can believe this?

However, Mancini couldn't deal with Vardy in public, so he gave Vardy a look of "you wait" and let him go.

Some of the Inter Milan fans in the stands understood it, but some didn't understand it. I always felt that Vardy was funny again.

The fans watching the game in front of the TV were once again overjoyed, and Vardy inadvertently gave them a ruthless blow again, making them unable to calm down at all.

"It's the first time I saw 12 people taking a family portrait before the match!"

"Inter Milan is also a bit crazy. They are stronger than their opponents, but they even send 12 people to play against them. This is the rhythm of killing opponents every minute!"

"I just admire Vardy's calm appearance after being funny, as if nothing has anything to do with me!"

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He walked to the bench with a smile and sat down. Although it seemed that nothing happened, Vardy was really embarrassed.

It is estimated that Mancini was only warning himself in the locker room, and he actually thought that he said that he was going to let him start the game.

Fortunately, he discovered it early, as long as he refused to admit it, there would be no major problem, but if he didn't find out after the competition started, it would be really lively.

"I really just admire the referee's level of law enforcement, not because I think I am a starter, I swear!"

At the press conference after the game, Vardy explained to the reporters in the audience.

The reporters twitched their lips, thinking everyone is a joke? )!!