I am Vardy

Although everyone was very relaxed during the holidays, everyone was in good condition when they returned to the training ground. After all, they got enough rest.

However, Vardy did not expect that Mancini actually came up with a very creative way to supervise training.

I don’t know where Mancini got something similar to a sedan chair and put it on the training ground. In each training session, he would choose four players with the worst training conditions and one player who trained the most. Carry a person around the training ground by himself...

Vardy felt that Mancini must have watched "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" during the winter break, and then came up with such a weird way on a whim.

It's almost the same as the girly skirt that Moyes made in Everton.

The players were very curious. After all, they had never seen this thing before. Looking at them, they seemed to want to experience what it was like to be a bearer. This made Vardy very speechless.

"Come on, let's try it first!" Materazzi ran over and took a bearer's seat.

Several other players who are more curious are also ready to experience it.

Vardy felt that he could sit on a chair and experience the feeling of being lifted up, but this idea just flashed by him and was immediately rejected by him.

These bastards have never played before, and now they are very curious, but after a while, they feel that their shoulders hurt from the pressure, so they must just let go and walk aside, and then give themselves a shit, I will not do it. !

After all, he still couldn't react, and Balotelli sat up with a smile, as if he had taken advantage of it.

Vardy couldn't bear to pay him a moment of silence.

Soon, a few teammates lifted the simple sedan chair with all their strength, and started to move forward unsteadily.

It was very stable at the beginning, and even a few people could control it. Sitting on it, Balotelli looked like an inspecting emperor, and even waved his hands proudly at everyone.

But before they had gone far, several people felt that their shoulders could not bear it. No wonder Mancini used this method to punish players who were not in good training condition.

Where could I be wronged, I couldn't stand it any longer, a few people threw the crossbar on their shoulders aside in an instant, and they also moved out in a flash, and then they all expressed a lot of relief.

But it turned out to be a tragedy for Balotelli, who was thrown into the air together with the sedan chair.

In the end, it was a mess.

Standing up, with crying on his face, he finally understood why no one wanted to be a sedan chair.

The players felt the pain of carrying the sedan chair, and Mancini's strategy was half successful, because during training, everyone was very active and no one wanted to carry the sedan chair;

But the other half simply failed, because what happened to Balotelli has reminded everyone that it seems that sitting in a sedan chair is not a good thing.

So the final result is that everyone trains very seriously, but they are not willing to do their best, and no one is willing to be the leader.

Mancini didn't know whether to be happy or angry. Inter Milan's old fritters are really cunning.

However, Vardy has discovered a new usage of the sedan chair. If possible, they can enter the arena in this funny way!

Think about it, everyone used to line up in two rows in the player tunnel to enter the field, but now, the opponents are still lined up, but this side is carrying sedan chairs to come out, the momentum is different first of all.

The opponent must have surrendered before the game even started!

Well, it's such a happy decision!

 …

After training, Balotelli came over and invited Vardy to dinner. Vardy hesitated, but agreed.

Usually Balotelli takes the initiative to find Vardy, but nothing good happens, such as asking himself to save the game a few times before.

But think about it from another angle, Balotelli is funny, and he has gained experience points, so he should be encouraged to be funny.

Vardy didn't expect that Balotelli would actually take him to a Chinese restaurant, a very famous one in Milan, with Chinese characteristics.

Speaking of which, Vardy hasn't eaten Chinese food for a long time, so I'm a bit greedy.

When ordering, Vardy showed off his unique requirements for Chinese cuisine.

"Kung Pao Chicken, authentic, not sweet!"

"Boiled fish, put more spicy!"

"Beef stew with radish, no green onions and coriander!"

"No ginger in all dishes!"

 …

It is estimated that the boss has never seen such a foreigner before. After ordering, he always looks baffled.

Of course, this is not the point. Vardy mainly wants to know what Balotelli is going to do.

Balotelli mysteriously closed the curtains around the seats. Only then did Valdy discover that this restaurant is very unique. You can use the curtains to separate the tables. As long as the sound is quieter, no one can Don't know what's going on inside.

Looking at Balotelli's posture, Vardy was really afraid that Balotelli would do something inexplicable, otherwise why bother to cover it up.

"Brother, since the last time I went to the women's prison for condolences, I found that it is a really good place. I was thinking, how can I make it my territory! Otherwise, I always apply for condolences to the women's prison, isn't it a bit strange?"

Balotelli's expression changed a lot. At first, he was very intoxicated when he mentioned the women's prison, and then he became quite eager, as if he felt wronged by the suffering female compatriots and wished to save them from the fire and water immediately.

However, Vardy didn't care about Balotelli's expression, but was deeply shocked by Balotelli's boldness.

What a terrible brain circuit to actually want to turn the women's prison into his own territory!

But fortunately, Balotelli's sexual orientation is normal, and he doesn't like men, otherwise he would have to turn the men's prison into his own territory?

By the way, there is no such thing as contracting in the UK. For example, you can contract the canteen of a certain school...

Even if there is a contract, do you think the British government will contract women's prisons to private individuals?

According to Vardy's estimation, if it was really allowed, the women's prison would have already become the most distinctive clubhouse...

"If you want to turn the women's prison into your territory, there is no way!"

While eating the rare Chinese food, Vardy made fun of Balotelli in a serious manner.

"The first possibility is that the virus broke out and the end of the world is coming. All laws have lost their binding force. You can probably liberate the women's prison with a gun. At that time, the women's prison will be used as the base to gradually develop, one step at a time. Step by step to establish your own regime in the last days, and finally complete the domination of the world!"

"However, this kind of possibility usually only appears in online novels, and you have to be careful, maybe all the female prisoners in that women's prison have turned into zombies, and it's useless if you occupy it!"

Balotelli blinked, expressing that he couldn't accept it. If they all turned into zombies, I would still occupy the prison!

"If you want to occupy the women's prison in reality, you can only hire a mercenary group to take down the women's prison, but even if you do, the government will immediately counterattack, and the territory is not yours yet!"

"Of course, if you insist on being interested in women's prisons, then I suggest you rob the prison, release all the female prisoners, and then find a place for them to stay. That will be your private space, and it will be the same as you occupying the women's prison What!"

Vardy was simply teasing Balotelli. Normal people would never believe what Vardy said.

But Vardy still underestimated Balotelli's reflex arc, and this guy actually slapped his thigh with an excited expression on his face.

"Yes, prison robbery! This idea is good, so let's do it!"

After finishing speaking, Balotelli muttered to himself, and then muttered to the point of excitement and took out a pen and paper to write and draw.

Vardy was taken aback, took a sneak peek, and found that it was actually his plan to rob the prison...

Damn, this guy doesn't really want to rob prison, does he?

What did I do!

Vardy couldn't help shaking a little with fright!

"No, I can't hide so many people in my house!" Balotelli said to himself, and then suddenly looked up at Vardy, who was stared at by Vardy with an inexplicable sense of fear.

"Brother, when I succeed in robbing the prison, you can help me hide a few female prisoners, my family can't hide so many!"

Vardy really knelt down to Bashen!

Brother, you are my brother, okay?

Let's stop making trouble!

You really want to rob prison, why don't you go to heaven?

At this moment, a police siren sounded from outside the door, the door of the hotel opened, and many people rushed in.

The curtain was roughly pulled open, and a few policemen in full armor were facing them, almost aiming their guns at them.

It turned out that Balotelli was overheard by the guests at the next table when he was muttering about his plan to rob the prison.

It's okay for this shit, someone is planning to rob the prison, and the thug is right next to him, no, you have to call the police immediately.

The police who received the report were really taken aback. If this is true, they are definitely not ordinary gangsters. Without dozens of people and dozens of guns, who would dare to rob a prison?

So the police, who were on the verge of a formidable enemy, came.

However, the police were even more dumbfounded when they opened the curtain and saw Vardy and Balotelli who had unconsciously raised their hands.

Could it be that Vardy is planning to rob the women's prison?

World Footballer = Heinous criminal?

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it.

At this time, the policeman saw the note written by Balotelli, picked it up, looked at it, and was shocked for a moment—it turned out to be true!

And Vardy has the heart to kill Balotelli.

Needless to say, take it back to the police station first.

As he got into the police car and drove to the police station, Vardy was thinking about how to explain it. Finally, when he was about to arrive at the police station, his brain was spinning at a high speed, and he thought of a reasonable explanation.

"Well, Mr. Police, I don't know why you brought us into the police station!" Vardy pretended to be very calm.

"If it's because of the content on this note, then I tell you, it's all a misunderstanding!"

"Balotelli and I are going to hold a party and invite our teammates to participate, but the usual party is too unique, so we want to hold an alternative theme party."

"Dress up the venue to look like a prison, and then the female guests will dress up as female prisoners, and the male guests will rescue the female prisoners. This is our party theme!"

Vardy's explanation frightened the police for a moment, but they really believed it.

Originally, they brought Vardy and Balotelli back to the police station, just to investigate and see if they might really be planning a prison robbery.

But if it is said that two big football stars went to jail, most people would not believe it, and now Vardy explained the matter again with a very reasonable excuse. There is no evidence that they are really going to jail. The police finally had to release the two up.