I am Vardy

This kind of roller coaster-like goal can easily mobilize people's emotions. Even Vardy, who has scored like a ball, feels that such a goal is very rare.

But it doesn't matter whether the goal is beautiful or not. The important thing is that their celebration should be staged.

Ran to the sidelines and waved to a few friends, the smile on Vardy's face was exceptionally bright.

Seeing Vardy's action, and seeing three Manchester United players running towards Vardy, fans who are familiar with their teasing style immediately realized that they might have some fancy celebrations again.

Sure enough, as everyone expected, the four got together and started their performance again.

Ferdinand stood there at attention, with his right elbow protruding forward, his forearm drooping naturally, a bit like a robot.

Seeing Ferdinand's actions, the fans felt that these safe guys might have to dance a robot dance collectively.

Well, although I don't feel very creative, dancing with a few people is more visually appealing!

But the next Rooney didn't do what they thought. Instead, he knelt down with his back to Ferdinand, embracing his head with his hands.

what does this mean?

The fans said they couldn't understand it, but they looked forward to it even more.

Then Ronaldo knelt sideways in front of Rooney, bent down and put his hands on the ground, Rooney also bent down, and put it on Ronaldo's back.

The fans were at a loss, what the hell is this?

Performance Art?

What does this look want to express?

This shape looks very... without features!

Then,

At this time, Vardy finally came out after a long-awaited call, and walked in front of the three-person modeling team.

I saw Vardy help Rooney who was lying on Ronaldo's back, and then sat down on Ronaldo's back, leaning forward, making a gesture of strength!

Seeing this scene, many fans immediately burst into laughter, because they have already seen what these guys are doing!

Ferdinand is the water tank, Rooney is the cover, and Ronaldo is the base. The combination of the three clearly forms a flush toilet!

Countless fans felt faint, Manchester United played too fresh and refined!

As for Vardy sitting on it, needless to say, he is naturally shitting!

"Manchester United once again refreshed my recognition of them. Only they can't think of it, and there is no such group of funny people who dare not play!"

"This toilet is so advanced, I want one too!"

"Although I know this is celebrating a goal, I still hope that Vardy will not be too immersive and don't really pull out on my back..."

 …

In fact, Ronaldo is really nervous. Vardy is so funny that he can do anything. Even if he doesn't really pull it out, it's enough for him to fart and collapse himself!

But fortunately, nothing that worried Ronaldo happened. Vardy stood up, put Rooney back on Ronaldo, that is, put the toilet cover on, and finally pulled Ferdinand's arm. Obviously this is The final pumping action, and then the whole celebration is complete.

The four got up and hugged each other. Although Rooney and Ronaldo really wanted to be the protagonists going to the toilet, in fact, the overall effect of the scene was good, so they didn't care about it!

The Manchester United fans in the stands were extremely happy, and they saw another scene they loved at Old Trafford.

The fans in front of the TV were already overjoyed, because they saw Manchester United's wonderful goal celebrations again. Compared with other people's cookie-cutter celebrations, Manchester United's game is more interesting.

However, some people seemed to see through the deep meaning of this celebratory gesture, and they couldn't help but stare in disbelief. This is an aboveboard satire of the FA.

The Callgate incident caused an 8.0-level devastating earthquake in English football. The FA, which was originally full of complaints, no longer had any image to speak of after all the dirty things were exposed.

Perhaps the previous celebrations by Vardy and others were more humorous and did not have more profound meanings. It is enough for everyone to have fun.

But this time, at this sensitive moment, is there really no more meaning to this toilet celebration?

Absolutely not!

Where is Vardy a fuel-efficient lamp? There are very few times when he is not causing trouble. If you expect him to stay honest for a day, it is better to pray for the sun to rise from the west.

What's more, he can't be called to cause trouble now, but the FA is going to deliberately target him!

Will Vardy, who has been bullied, let go of such an opportunity to make things worse?

He's definitely mocking the FA with this celebration.

The FA is like this flush toilet, where all the dirt in the world is contained. Vardy is definitely mocking the FA in this metaphorical way.

The last action of flushing water is like an ending, symbolizing that all the filth will be washed away, and they will not end well!

That's right, that's what it means!

People who have seen all this are inexplicably excited, and they know that Vardy will never disappoint.

Sure enough, he pulled the FA out again and whipped the corpse hard.

Especially those media reporters, as if they smelled fishy sharks, they swarmed up. The game is not over yet, and the news is already flying all over the sky.

"Sure enough, it's still the smell I'm familiar with. Vardy is Vardy, and he never backs down!"

"The FA is a dirty toilet. This metaphor is too vivid!"

"I can't help but want to release it. I also experience the pleasure of excreting in the mouth of the FA!"

 …

The game is still going on, but the excitement of the whole game seems to have been exhausted in this short two minutes, and the remaining half of the game is hardly too exciting to speak of.

The main reason is that Vardy's toilet celebration is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Until the end of the game, many people's minds are silent here. This is the first time that a toilet can attract so much attention.

In the end, Manchester United beat Blackburn at home and continued to consolidate their lead, firmly occupying a favorable position in the final sprint of the league.

It's just that this victory was not paid attention to at all compared to the celebrations of Vardy and others in the game. In the context of the biggest crisis facing the FA, everyone is discussing their celebrations.

When interviewed after the game, Vardy faced the reporters' questions and said very calmly: There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people, so he can't control what others think.

This is tantamount to confirming the fact that he mocked the FA.

If it were changed to before, the FA would be able to kill Vardy.

But now, the FA is too busy to take care of itself, how can there be time to manage Vardy?

They are lucky to keep the institution alive.

Vardy and a few animals succeeded in grabbing the headlines of public opinion in England, where there are constant events, and even the whole world of football is discussing their interesting but meaningful toilet celebration.

It has to be said that the merchants have a keen sense of smell. The British luxury bathroom brand Heath immediately came to the door and invited Vardy and others to endorse their toilets. In order to catch the heat, Heath Company simply came up with the Triesman series of toilets. , Directly even used the name of the chairman of the FA.

A few people were also very surprised. They didn't expect that an unintentional move would bring them a new endorsement. After all, this is not a small income!

Moreover, in Europe, endorsement of a toilet is not considered to be detrimental to the image, let alone a high-end toilet, so several people readily agreed.

It took less than a week from the endorsement negotiation to the advertisement listing, under the race-scarring work efficiency of Heath Company, the heat of the toilet celebration has not passed, and their advertisements can already be seen on TV.

At this time, those teammates who rejected Vardy's intestines were full of regrets. If they knew that they could still get involved in endorsements, it doesn't matter how miserable they are.

 …

Before Manchester United went to Rome, the court finally announced the result of the call-off incident in English football.

The FA chairman Triesman was sentenced to three years in prison and banned from football in the UK for life because of interference in league operations, referee appointments and economic issues;

John Baker, chairman of the referee committee, was also sentenced to two years in prison for interfering with the referee's normal law enforcement and economic problems;

Two referees were sentenced to a year and a half in prison for accepting commissions, while five referees were banned for life from law enforcement;

 …

A big cleansing, it seems that the whole world is clean.

It seems that there are not many people left in the entire FA. Even those who have not been punished have resigned voluntarily, because their buttocks may not be very clean.

It's just that the FA will remain as an organization. After all, English football still needs a management organization. Even if another organization is launched, I'm afraid it may not be better than the FA.

Martin Glenn temporarily serves as the chairman of the FA. He will rebuild the FA at this most difficult moment. As for what kind of posture the new FA will appear in front of everyone, I am afraid no one can tell clearly.

Vardy couldn't help but sigh, can this blame him for being cruel?

Vardy is not a selfish person, but he will take revenge. He will not take the initiative to provoke others, but you should not think about bullying me.

The FA did not have this awareness. Maybe they thought Vardy was easy to bully, and then the entire FA collapsed.

He just wants to play football quietly and be teased quietly. He hopes that the new FA will not come to make trouble for him when he has nothing to do. Otherwise, he definitely doesn't mind doing it again.

Maybe Triesman in prison should repent of his crimes. He may not be very clear that what caused all this today is Vardy, whom he once ignored.

Vardy is definitely different from any player, he has systematic help, and he can face everything more calmly.

The curtain fell quickly on England's Calcio Gate, and the initial turmoil was far away from Italy's Calcio Gate, but the final impact was far less than that of the latter, but anyway, England's football has turned a new page, and the future can be expected.

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