I am Vardy

Roma is Manchester United's opponent in the quarter-finals, an opponent that Vardy doesn't quite care about, at least for now.

It has been 6 years since Capello led his team to win the Serie A championship, and in these 6 years, the sea has changed.

Rome is still a Rome that can be passed by any road, but their football has completely changed.

In the league, they were firmly suppressed by the Milan duo. If it weren't for Juventus' relegation, Roma would have another mountain on their heads.

In the UEFA Champions League, Roma's ability to break into the quarter-finals is a very big upset for anyone, even Roma fans find it incredible. Is this still the Roma they are familiar with?

However, the top eight must be the end of Rome, because they met the defending champion Manchester United. The Red Devils are not those teams with unstable performance. The possibility of Rome's upset is infinitely close to zero.

Vardy still has an impression of the two rounds of the previous life.

Although Manchester United lost to their opponents in Rome, but when they returned to the home court, Manchester United slaughtered Rome 7:1 bloody, creating the first tragedy in the history of Rome in the UEFA Champions League. That game shocked the entire world of football.

Because of his own existence, Manchester United's strength is better than that of his previous life, so Vardy is not worried about what waves Roma will cause. Even at Rome's home court, they may not be able to beat Manchester United.

The other teammates were sleeping, and Vardy simply got into the system. There hasn't been a lottery draw for a long time, and it's cool to draw once!

The last lottery drew something that made me very entangled, so that Vardy didn't have too many expectations for the lottery at one time, so I have accumulated so many chances for the lottery without doing it since this time.

But now that I think about it, I'm really naive. In any case, it's better than nothing. If the system really takes pity on me, give me a super awesome feature!

so,

Vardy once again got into the lottery system with great anticipation.

But every time a lottery is drawn, Vardy complains about the system’s special effects of 50 cents, so let’s just draw a lottery, because Mao has to flash and flash for a long time every time, not to mention dazzling, and waste time, maybe this is the bad taste of the system. maybe.

Soon, one and the same thing appeared, even if it was virtual in reality, but in the system, it all appeared in Vardy's hands in the form of physical objects.

"Durex Plus: super elastic, no stickiness, features that enhance the pleasure experience, and most importantly, infinitely reusable."

Vardy found a particularly conspicuous item in the pile of items at a glance, and when he took it out, he felt bad all over!

Is this something that can be drawn in a lottery?

Well, regardless of whether it is reasonable or not, I just want to know, what ability can this thing add to myself on the court?

And what the hell is this "can be reused infinitely"?

Through this little thing, Vardy felt the system's deep malice towards him.

Thinking about it, I feel terrible. If Vardy is going to go to Wushan with a beautiful woman, just when both parties are extremely emotional and want to fit together in one fell swoop, Vardy will take out a used Durex......

It is estimated that the woman kicked Vardy under the bed with one kick!

However, Vardy was embarrassed to admit that he was really interested in the system. This thing has the function of enhancing the joyful experience. The key is, to what extent can it be enhanced?

Really fly?

 …

Well, I can't think about it anymore, the key problem is that now Vardy has nowhere to vent his fire!

After finally turning his attention away from this little thing, Vardy checked other prizes.

"Shaolin monk (1v4): Exclusive all-weather feature, providing the host with extraordinary combat power. Reminder: I want to fight ten!"

Featured!

It's just that this characteristic is a bit special, so special that Vardy didn't understand it.

Increase your force value?

What is the use of my force value?

It's not like the system encourages myself to fight with others at every turn on the court, right?

Football is a man's game.

Fighting is the nature of males, which does not distinguish between humans and animals.

Therefore, the battle on the court is inevitable.

It's just that football rules have very severe penalties for fighting on the field, so it's usually hard to see you punching me, punching to the flesh.

Most of the time, you would greet my mother, and I would greet your family, and then push and shove each other, which is basically the same. If it is serious, you can end up directly.

So no matter how high your force value is, it won't work, because you don't dare to use it at all.

It's like Rooney, who has almost reached the level of the elementary school boxing champion, but do you think he dares to punch anyone casually on the court?

Anyway, in Vardy's view, this feature does not help one's own strength at all.

Of course, it cannot be said that it has no effect at all. The all-weather feature means that Vardy can be used not only on the field, but also off the field. Now Vardy can play ten casually.

This is rather terrifying. If it is replaced by ordinary special forces, it is probably at this level, right?

Well, since the system has given it, then you can accept it, or in Vardy's view, the only function of this feature is to think that you can speak louder when interacting with Rooney, and you don't have to care about Rooney's threats.

It is estimated that no matter how well Rooney boxed, he could be knocked down by a brick.

 …

It may be that there are too many lottery draws at one time, and the system stuffs them into his hands no matter what they are. Vardy feels like he is hunting for treasure in a garbage dump.

When Vardy was picking up his loot, he felt someone shaking his arm in reality, so Vardy had no choice but to log out of the system, pretending to be woken up.

"When will my young model be honored?"

When Vardy opened his eyes, he saw a big face in front of him, and the fluffy head that was so fluffy that it was about to generate static electricity.

Sighing helplessly, Vardy was also speechless to Ferdinand.

Can we stop being like Fletcher, a beginner who can't walk when he hears a woman?

"Wait for us to return from Rome, and then I will set up a party!" Vardy knew that if he didn't give Ferdinand an answer, this guy would be able to haunt him even on the field, and people might think he was What about Roma's defenders?

After getting the answer, Ferdinand went to sleep contentedly, and Vardy had to watch the cloud scene outside through the window alone.

 …

The enemy of an enemy is a friend. In the football circle, this sentence can often be best interpreted.

Lazio is Rome's rival in the same city. Lazio naturally hopes that Manchester United can eliminate Rome, so that Rome will have no way to stand in front of them.

Therefore, Lazio lent its training base to Manchester United, and even provided Manchester United with a lot of information that Manchester United did not know.

In fact, the current Roma lineup is pretty good. There are superstars in charge, plus a lot of Serie A champions. This is the reason why they were able to beat Manchester United at home in their previous life.

It's just that Vardy has always belonged to passers-by for Rome, and has no love or hatred. Even if Vardy liked so many teams in his previous life, there will be no Roman name in it.

The word liking is actually the least standard and the most inexplicable.

No matter how strong and against the sky a team has won championships, or even invincible, you may not like it at all;

A team is so fat that no one can play it, and anyone who meets them can bully them, but you may like it so much;

Maybe you don't like a team, but because a star or coach you like joins, you may become a diehard fan of this team;

Therefore, this kind of thing is often the most unreasonable.

Vardy likes Totti and De Rossi a lot, but he still has no feelings for Roma, which is fine.

And now that he is playing for Manchester United, there is no such thing as showing mercy.

It's just that Vardy was a little surprised that Ferguson didn't let himself play in this game, but let himself sit on the bench.

Perhaps Ferguson wants to stay on the road and return to the home court to complete his work.

Not only did Vardy not play, Ronaldo and Rooney also sat on the bench with him, and the three musketeers stared at each other throughout the first half.

Ferguson's tactics are very clear, focusing on away defense, so the midfielders lined up in a row. Although it is not as spectacular as Chelsea's muscular forest, it still gives people a sense of sight of making a small movie. Drogba The leading Roma midfielder is not shallow.

Fletcher and Alan Smith are famous for their defense. Park Ji-sung with three lungs can make you doubt your life. In addition, Carrick has a good defensive ability. If these four people focus on defense, Rome will not think about it It is possible to pass the midfield from the ground.

And when it comes to playing long passes, Manchester United faces the high-altitude bombing of British and rough clubs every day, and they can defend with ease. Whether Vucinic or Totti, they even have very few chances to get the ball. If it weren't for Mancini on the wing There is still a certain impact, so Roma simply don't play today.

Of course, with Manchester United sending out such a midfield lineup, one can imagine how embarrassing the offense will be. The forward line composed of Saha and Solskjaer, a super substitute, can't provide much help in the midfield. At most, they can only rely on individual combat, but they don't have that ability yet, and in the end they simply help the defensive midfielder.

The two teams shot very few goals throughout the first half, making the fans drowsy, and even Vardy almost fell asleep.

But just when everyone thought the game was going to end like this, Ferguson showed his old and spicy side.

In the 50th minute, Rooney came off the bench and Ferguson threw a king;

In the 55th minute, Ronaldo came off the bench and Ferguson threw another king;

In the 60th minute, Vardy also came off the bench, and the three kings formed a large bomb.

The three friends sat on the bench and held back most of the game. The three big swords had long been hungry and thirsty. Now that they finally got the chance to play, they wished to vent all their energy in one breath.

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