I am Vardy

The England national team has returned with a big victory and has become a national hero. When the behemoth of the FA is about to collapse, the England national team has still become the last hope in the hearts of fans.

The Calciogate incident in England continues to ferment, and the latest revelations are revealed every day. It seems that there is not a clean person in the entire FA. For this, all England fans have despaired.

On the surface, it seems that this time it is just the chairman of the FA and the chairman of the referee committee conspiring to suppress the players, but this is just a problem floating on the water. Under the water, there are filth and evil people. No one knows how many dirty things there are. !

Perhaps the FA has become more and more inflated due to its power, and its relationship with the ruling authorities is extremely bad. It has never saved face for the government departments, and now, the real authority has blatantly attacked the FA.

As the cover was lifted little by little, the filth and filth under the shadows were all presented in front of everyone.

On the first day, three board members resigned en masse;

The next day, three referees from the referee committee announced their retirement;

On the third day, more than half of the members of the FA's highest legislative body council submitted their resignations, and the entire FA has existed in name only;

The judiciary is merciless and has investigated the entire FA. As more and more content has been released, the FA has become a typical example of street rats shouted and beaten by everyone.

Soon, the news spread that the England phonegate case will be heard in a week's time, and the trial results will be announced after the trial is completed.

If there is no accident, several bigwigs may face prison, which is not just a trivial matter of them conspiring against Vardy.

In fact, even Vardy did not expect that the phone door incident he created would have such terrible consequences. He originally thought that getting the two giants out of power would be enough to vent his anger, and he would also be able to kill chickens and monkeys, so that later successors would not do it Take it too far.

However, the current situation is no longer something he can hold!

But no matter how big the trouble is, anyway, these bastards don't have a good bird, and they deserve everything

No one knows how the recording of the phone call appeared on the Internet. Even if the reporters tried their best, they couldn't figure out the answer. Therefore, we can only push the matter to God.

However, only at this time did someone associate the matter with Vardy.

Countless times because of the accidents that happened around Vardy, the idealism product of the funny halo has already been proven to be true, but you can't see it or touch it.

There are referees against Vardy, and then the referee is screwed;

There are opponent players who fight against Vardy, and then the opponent players are fucked;

There is an opponent's head coach who has trouble with Vardy, and then the opponent's head coach is also messed up by Vardy;

To sum it up in one sentence, it is against Vardy, and there will be no good end!

It's just that the current facts are too terrifying. Even the huge prehistoric beast of the FA has not been able to escape this tragic fate, which is really jaw-dropping.

Is there any conflict between Vardy and the FA?

The hatred is as deep as the sea!

Leaving aside those referees who were made worse than life by Vardy, just the last time the FA imposed an additional penalty on Vardy, the relationship between the two dropped to a freezing point.

The FA thought that Vardy was a bully and oppressed unscrupulously. I don't know what kind of psychology they took such a method.

And Vardy was not to be outdone, and directly asked the fans to wear their own masks to satirize the FA and confront them head-on.

Of course, this kind of protest does not actually cause any harm to the FA. The FA still rubs Vardy as much as it wants, and doesn't take him seriously at all.

Many people think that Vardy's power is probably only this level,

At least a behemoth like the FA will not be affected.

But what I didn't expect was that it wasn't that I didn't report, the time hadn't come yet!

Once the phonegate incident broke out in England, it was out of control, and the entire FA was about to end.

Many people can't help wondering, is this also brought about by Vardy's funny aura?

This is too scary!

Even the existence of the FA, which is unmatched by any organization or institution, has been messed up by Vardy. So, what else can Vardy not handle?

Perhaps if Vardy is willing, even the British ruling party can step down.

Sure enough, there are some people in the world that you can't provoke, and Vardy is obviously the least of them. If you misjudged the situation, then your most urgent goal now should be to buy a cemetery and save time to die nowhere to bury

The FA has an accident, but the Premier League will continue. Even for many clubs, the FA is unlucky, which is definitely something they are very happy to see.

In the 31st round of the league, Manchester United faced Blackburn at home. In the final sprint, every game is crucial and cannot be missed.

Although the entire public opinion environment in England is getting worse, the atmosphere in the Manchester United team is very relaxed, especially Vardy, as if being nourished by something.

"We scored a goal in this game, let's have a novel celebration!" Vardy said to several animals.

Several animals shook their heads at the same time, shaking their heads like rattles.

"No, I always feel that you want to cheat us!"

"Yeah, every time you think of a way to celebrate, you are a prince, and we are all fucking little followers, so I won't do it!"

"Don't think I can't see your sinister intentions!"

Vardy didn't expect the animals to react so much.

When was he a prince and they were followers?

"I just want to satirize the FA, nothing else!" Vardy spread his palms and tried hard to convince his teammates.

It's just that this guy's character has never been guaranteed, and his teammates who have been tricked by him countless times will not believe it, let alone send him to death.

Even the silly Fletcher and Brown disagreed.

"Wayne, Cristiano, do you want me to tell what happened in the island country?" Vardy smiled and said to his two good friends.

That's right, I'm threatening you openly!

The faces of Rooney and Ronaldo turned green. The trip to the island country is definitely a great shame for them. They have been trying to find a way to win back the city and make Vardy embarrassed, but there has been no good way.

"You actually dare to threaten us? Then we have no choice but to agree bluntly!" Ronaldo wanted to pretend that he would rather die than submit, but before he finished speaking, he saw Vardy's half-smile expression, so he Immediately changed his mind.

Well, this is a good brother!

Vardy showed a satisfied expression.

It's just that his idea of ​​celebrating needs the cooperation of three people, and there is still one more, so he can only turn his attention to Ferdinand.

Vardy held out a finger to Ferdinand, and Ferdinand shook his head disdainfully;

Vardy stretched out two fingers, Ferdinand hesitated, but shook his head;

With three fingers, Vardy's expression also changed, and Ferdinand immediately nodded without thinking, expressing his agreement.

Of course, ordinary people may not be able to understand the code words between the two of them, the translation is as follows:

Is a young model okay?

Ferdinand said no!

Can two young models do it?

Ferdinand hesitated and said no!

Vardy said three, no more, if there is more, I will find Fletcher, and Fletcher promises to be willing!

Then Ferdinand fell!

When Vardy talked about his creative actions, the three of them suddenly felt that they were cheated by Vardy again.

But since he agreed to Vardy, he couldn't go back on his word, so he could only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

Of course, Vardy is not too much, this celebration, whoever scores the goal, who is the protagonist, there is nothing wrong with it

Blackburn's grades are not up or down, and they have no chance to participate in the European war. They can go ashore early with a few more points.

If there is any kind of team that is not easy to mess with at the end of the league, it must be the relegation team. Even if it is a championship team, it may not dare to say that it will definitely win the relegation team.

Relegation is death, so who doesn't work hard!

But Blackburn has no such worries. Anyway, there is no danger of relegation. Why should they fight desperately with a Manchester United team that has vowed to compete for the championship?

Therefore, Manchester United did not feel much pressure from the opponent during the game.

What people didn't expect was that the Manchester United Trident was extremely active in the game, just like the desire to fight when facing a rich team.

Could it be that Blackburn is so strong that even the Trident has been mobilized to fight?

If you let everyone know that the three people just don't want to be a toilet, they probably won't think so.

In the 9th minute of the first half, Rooney threatened the opponent's goalkeeper with a burst shot from the front of the penalty area, but it was a pity that it missed the goal;

In the 13th minute of the first half, Ronaldo cut in from the right and shot the ball, and the ball flew out of the baseline against the post;

In the 17th minute, Rooney made a comeback and took advantage of the opportunity of a corner kick to shake his head and attack the goal, but unfortunately, under the interference of the opponent, the top missed;

Two minutes later, it was Ronaldo again. After breaking through from the right, he slid all the way to the bottom line, and finally shot a shot from a small angle, but was blocked by the Blackburn goalkeeper with his legs;

Rooney and Ronaldo took turns attacking the opponent's goal, and Vardy was taken aback for a while.

These two guys are really desperate!

In this way, I can't fall behind even more, so Vardy also began to face the opponent's goal more directly.

In the 22nd minute of the first half, Vardy cut in from the left and directly pulled a big arc. The trajectory was perfect. He evaded the block of the Blackburn goalkeeper and spun towards the goal.

Vardy seems to have seen the ball spin into the goal, well, it's time to celebrate!

However, only a crisp sound of duang was heard, and the ball actually hit the right post, which made Vardy feel overwhelmed.

Nima door post, you are making trouble again!

My goal!

It's just that before Vardy could say MMP, the field turned around again.

The defensive player who was running back didn't expect the ball to hit the post and bounce back. It happened to be heading towards him. He was caught off guard and didn't even try to dodge. He hit his knee and bounced towards the goal.

For the Blackburn goalkeeper, the psychological fluctuations are really like riding a roller coaster.

Vardy's shot went past him, he was already feeling desperate, and the crisp sound seemed to be the only light in despair, which gave him hope, but before the hope became a reality, he was hit by a devastating blow from his teammates , Looking at the ball flying towards the goal again, the goalkeeper who fell to the ground can only keep the goal by praying.

God said, let there be light, and there was light!

Vardy said that all prayers on the pitch are heresy and should be banned, so the Blackburn goalkeeper's prayers are useless. )!!