I am Vardy

The news that Vardy and other four international players followed a beautiful girl quickly detonated public opinion, and once again attracted the attention that should have been focused on the World Cup.

The fans are going to explode!

May I ask England, are you here to participate in the World Cup?

What on earth are you here for?

Especially Vardy, Robin Hood doesn't have your pen!

Set fire first, and now rape the beautiful girl, is it about to start killing people next?

In the future, don't say that you are a professional player. If you say that you are a fugitive, no one will object!

What's even more frightening is that four big guys chasing a beautiful girl, is there anything more vicious than this?

Thinking about it, I feel... very exciting!

There are already countless wretched men crying for seeds...

But things were quickly clarified. It turned out that the four England internationals were trying to catch thieves!

After all, no one reported that Vardy and the others had misbehavior, and there was no case of a beautiful girl missing. On the contrary, it is suspicious that an unidentified girl appeared on the hotel floor under the contract of the England national team.

Although I came into contact with Vardy and their criminal suspicions, isn't this more exciting?

Think about it, how could a beautiful girl escape from being chased by four professional players?

So how did the beautiful thief persuade them to let go without hearing that Vardy and the others helped the police catch the thief like a good citizen?

There must be unknown PY transactions in it!

Either the beautiful thief volunteered to sacrifice herself, or she was forced to sacrifice under their persecution. Anyway, this must be a story that can be made into a small movie!

In any case, before the opening of the World Cup, the England national team managed to attract everyone's attention, and even attracted more attention than all other national teams combined.

However, after the official opening of the World Cup, all the lace news is actually not very eye-catching, and everyone's attention is focused on the carnival feast that occurs every four years.

In the opening game, the German team, which was blowing up the youth storm, defeated Costa Rica,

The England players watched the game collectively.

It’s not that the opening game is so meaningful and beautiful. The reason why we pay attention to this game is because the teams qualifying from Group A and Group B will face each other in the round of 16. It’s not necessarily who will be the first opponent in England’s knockout round. !

Of course, the premise is that England can qualify...

The next day, England was also ready to officially play.

England's opponent, Paraguay, ranks 33rd in the world and is regarded as a strong South American team. However, Santa Cruz is the only one in the team who can make Vardy call his name.

Before the game, public opinion was generally optimistic that England could easily defeat their opponents and win a good start, but the premise is that Vardy can play.

If Eriksson is still pressing Vardy not to let him play, then England may still be the fake strong team that can't even win Hungary and Jamaica.

When the England national team announced the starting lineup for this game, the England fans began to scold their mothers again.

Eriksson decided to be tough to the end, just not to let Vardy start, and Owen's partner Crouch became England's striker partner.

Vardy has already completely despaired of Eriksson, and he is sitting on the bench, which is not surprising at all.

However, he is really not too worried about England losing. If I remember correctly in my previous life, although England did not perform well in the first game, they still scored all three points with an own goal from their opponents and achieved a happy start.

Vardy did not start, and his opponent Paraguay expressed his happiness. Their South American Latin style of play is very afraid of Vardy's counterattack. Now that Vardy can't play, they have nothing to be afraid of!

Thus, Paraguay began to explode.

In the opening ten minutes or so, England was completely suppressed. The fast and smooth pass control actually made England very uncomfortable, and the midfield defense was useless.

However, England's defense is still very good. Terry's partner Ferdinand completely intercepted all the balls coming from the front, and did not give Paraguay too many opportunities to threaten the goal.

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that his little wings actually brought a tornado that was almost reversed.

In the previous life, England won the victory with Paraguay's own goal, but this game, shortly after the start, Santa Cruz hit Terry's leg with a shot, refracting the goal, and Paraguay actually took the lead with England's own goal.

How powerful are his little wings?

Vardy, who was sitting on the bench, was dumbfounded, similar to the expressions of those England fans.

It was very popular to win the championship before the game, but they were led by a goal shortly after the first game started. This huge gap made all England fans unbearable.

However, England is still strong in the end. After conceding the ball, they quickly cheered up and launched wave after wave of fierce attacks on Paraguay. The midfielder was led by Double Virtues, and Paraguay was crying. They completely took the initiative.

But a new problem came again, England won't score ah!

Owen was of little use in the positional battle, and Crouch was made to die by the opponent's defender. In front of Paraguay, England did not even have a terminator.

That's embarrassing.

England's midfield is like a pie manufacturing factory. Fresh pies are baked at a rate of tens of thousands per minute and delivered to the mouths of the two strikers. Spit out the pie...

don't eat!

don't eat!

I won't eat it!

Like a picky eater, he vomits so confidently and so helplessly!

You are so capricious, does your family know?

It's fine if you don't eat pie, but the two strikers are still avoiding pie, because they hate the taste of pie...

The commentator's words summed it up very well: Owen basically disappeared, and Crouch occasionally flashed.

In the end, even the England midfielder had given up hope for the two forwards, and Gerrard and Lampard could only take turns to step in and threaten Paraguay's goal.

In this way, it is inevitable that there will be deficiencies in the defense. When England stormed, Paraguay's two counterattacks were quite threatening, and they almost broke the door of the Three Lions.

At the end of the first half, the score was still 1:0, with Paraguay leading England.

During the half-time break, the atmosphere in the England dressing room was tense, and there was a tendency for storms to come.

Eriksson took out the tactical board and broke down the second half tactics endlessly, but the players didn't pay much attention to him.

Is England lacking the right tactics now?

Obviously not!

There is a clear gap between Paraguay's strength and England's. The midfielder has almost reached the level of crushing. What kind of tactics are needed?

Even fools know that as long as England have a striker in front of them who can turn their advantage into goals, picking up Paraguay is as easy as drinking afternoon tea.

But Eriksson just couldn't see it, or pretended not to see it on purpose.

Anyway, I won't change, what can you do to me?

Vardy couldn't bear this weird atmosphere, so he gave Eriksson a hard look, and slammed the door out.

Back on the court, Vardy went straight to the bench, wanting to sit down and rest, but unexpectedly, there was a wave of cheers from England fans in the stands, and there was happiness in the cheers .

Looking up into the stands, Vardy waved at the fans, who already knew why they were reacting that way.

It should be because they saw that they walked out of the locker room first, and they thought they were going to come out to warm up. They would think that they would come off the bench in the second half!

In order not to disappoint the hopeful eyes of the fans, Vardy shook his head and smiled, instead of going to the bench, he began to do warm-up exercises on the sidelines.

This time, the England fans were even more excited, as if they were even more excited than England scoring.

"Look, I said Vardy will play!"

"Well, we are sure to win, Paraguay can no longer be arrogant!"

"Will Vardy perform a hat-trick? I'm looking forward to it!"

 …

However, the excited reaction of the England fans aroused the displeasure of the Paraguay fans, who immediately booed loudly, all directed at Vardy.

You are just a funny striker, you think you can save the world!

dream!

The fans of both sides fought non-stop during the intermission, but when everyone saw the England players in the second half, the England fans were dumbfounded, and the Paraguayan fans laughed.

England didn't make any substitutions at all, okay?

Vardy is still sitting on the side, and Eriksson doesn't even have any intention of letting him play.

England still had the upper hand, and even Lampard and Gerrard each hit the Paraguayan goal frame, as if cursed, just couldn't score.

But at this moment, the fans suddenly cheered, so abrupt, so surprising.

At this time, the broadcast screen cut to England's bench. It turned out that Eriksson went to warm up Vardy through the assistant coach!

Eriksson can't stand the pressure, is he going to send Vardy?

No wonder England fans are so excited, this is the rhythm of the savior playing!

Vardy was also very surprised. He didn't expect that the two of them had already torn their faces, and he could still play himself. It seems that Eriksson at least still knows what the overall situation is.

Then it seems that the backhand prepared by myself will not be used!

While warming up on the sidelines excitedly, while observing the situation on the court, he was ready to kill all sides after going out on the court.

But two minutes later, after finishing his warm-up, Eriksson did not respond when he returned to the bench. He had no intention of letting himself play at all.

Perhaps Eriksson feels that now is not a good time to make substitutions. After all, the situation on the court changes rapidly. As a coach, he has more control over the situation than himself.

Although he was upset, Vardy sat back on the bench and watched the game quietly.

Seeing Vardy back on the bench, England fans were delighted.

Two minutes later, Eriksson's assistant coach notified Vardy to warm up again. Vardy did not delay the time, and after a quick activity, he returned to the bench and waited to play.

But this time, Eriksson still didn't say anything, as if he had completely forgotten about it, and watched the game intently, ignoring Vardy at all.

Little girl, don't you want to warm up, I'll let you warm up this time.

No matter how dull Vardy is, he also knows that Eriksson is completely playing with himself, using his natural status as a coach to play himself in the palm of his hand!

Anger rushed up, Vardy's face was livid, he wanted to rush over and grab Eriksson by the collar and lift him up, then slammed him against the wall, throwing him a concussion and a comminuted fracture all over his body.

There is no such thing as a joke!

Where is your integrity?

Your bottom line let the dog eat it?

OK!

Since you are really unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous!

Please don't reason with me in the future, because there is really no reason to be with you!

Vardy became angry, and directly took out a card that had been prepared for a long time from the system, and aimed it at Eriksson.

Human cannon, level one preparation!

Just when Vardy was about to die, the assistant coach suddenly stood up and stood between the two.

The assistant coach finally remembered his secret mission. When Eriksson was ignoring the interests of the team, he seized power and led the team on the road to struggle...

"It's time for Jamie to play!" The assistant coach went directly to the fourth official of the referee team and submitted a substitution request.

Eriksson just jumped, you are trying to rebel!

I am the head coach of the team. If I say no substitutions, no substitutions, no one will work!

Eriksson immediately rushed to the fourth official, pushed his assistant coach away, and then called off the substitution.

The fourth official was also a little dumbfounded. He didn't expect that the England coaching staff would actually have internal strife.

Seeing the two arguing endlessly, the fourth official didn't know who he should listen to.

Vardy curled his lips and sighed, this assistant coach is a bit out of control!

The FA has authorized him to evade Eriksson, and he still wants to reason with Eriksson. It's not the girl who is innocent, it's you!

The assistant coach here was blushed by Eriksson's scolding, and when he couldn't refute, Vardy walked over and patted the assistant coach on the shoulder.

Go and rest, it's none of your business here!

Throwing a reassuring look to the assistant coach, Vardy then turned to look at Eriksson with endless coldness in his eyes.

There is no longer a bridge of communication between the two, and there is no need for communication. If they don't face each other directly, it is considered a gentleman.

At this moment, Vardy suddenly showed a strange smile, which made Eriksson suddenly stagnate, and a bad premonition suddenly surged in his heart.

You asked for everything, don't blame me!

Vardy said softly, while throwing the prepared card on Eriksson's face!

Ecstasy card

Vardy has seen the most terrifying killer produced by the system.

From the time he obtained the Ecstasy Card to now, Vardy has not dared to use it lightly, because he was afraid of the terrible impact and consequences.

But today, the Ecstasy Card finally came into play.

Fascination card, as the name suggests, the only function is fascination.

Let the target be able to obey the command of the host in a short time, and do everything the host ordered him to do.

horrible!

It sounds like a product of a fantasy world, even more incredible than a hypnotic card.

go!

streaking!

Wet kiss the referee!

you can!

Vardy mercilessly gave orders to Eriksson, who had won the Ecstasy card.

I've seen fans streaking, I've seen players streaking, but I haven't seen the head coach streaking, let alone French kissing the referee.

A handsome and dignified old man did such a crazy and shameless thing, Eriksson would not have to think about appearing in public in the future.

Vardy is going to use this shameful way to ruin Eriksson's coaching career, and it's all your fault.

As for whether you will be included in the control list by the psychiatric control agency in the future, it depends on your luck.

Anyway, normal people don't know how to run naked and kiss the referee passionately.

Vardy just wants him to be ruined from now on and pay the price for what he did!

In fact, it's not that Vardy has more ruthless moves, such as letting Eriksson leave the palace in public, but Eriksson is not guilty of death after all, and there is no need for physical punishment, so Vardy reluctantly let him go Bar!

The system is about to cry right now, what do you call letting him go?

In fact, it was just a short moment. Everyone just saw Vardy walking in front of Eriksson without even speaking.

But at this moment, something astonishing happened.

Eriksson gave up arguing with the assistant referee, and under everyone's puzzled eyes, he untied his clothes with three clicks, stripped himself naked in an instant, and turned into a bald pig. Showing off her naked body in front of the whole world.

Run, boy!