I am Vardy

Before the next morning, the news that the hotel where England was staying was on fire had spread all over the world.

Everyone knows that Vardy has committed another crime.

As a trendy youngster in the funny world, Vardy has made great contributions to the top ten funny players in the green field, and often brings surprises and joy to the fans.

However, Vardy has never stopped advancing, and has expanded the teasing battlefield beyond the green field.

It's like being a scavenger, a wax figure scaring people in a wax museum, a bum in a square...

But this time, Vardy is really teasing with his life.

In the past, poison was set at the slightest disagreement, but this time it was set on fire at the slightest disagreement!

The hotel treats you with delicious food and drink, so you repay the hotel like this!

I just want to ask, are you afraid of peeing on the kang at night?

"It's been a while since the Champions League ended that I haven't seen Vardy funny. I don't like sleeping and eating. I saw Vardy set fire. I can finally sleep well tonight!"

"How can I suspect that Vardy deliberately set the fire on purpose? He must have wanted to set fire to Eriksson's room, but he just got the wrong room!"

"You are all mistaken, Vardy is actually conducting scientific experiments, this is a scientist who was delayed by football!"

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Although it was reported that the real cause of the fire was that Vardy forgot to extinguish the candle, everyone chose to ignore it, and everyone was more willing to believe that it was intentional.

Among other things, look at the disheveled members of the wives, everyone present is feasting their eyes. Who dares to say that Vardy has no such purpose?

Perhaps in the past, Vardy's funny reputation was limited to world football, but now, because the World Cup is everyone's attention, whether you like football or not, Vardy's funny name has been completely fermented.

It turns out that this is how to tease Vardy!

Everyone was shocked!

Only England fans said calmly, this is pediatrics, don't make a fuss!

It's not too much trouble to fix things up,

Even if Vardy compensates the hotel for 20,000 euros, the police will not trouble Vardy, after all, he did not intentionally set the fire.

It's just that Vardy's doing this now gave Eriksson an excuse.

When the reporter interviewed, Eriksson looked very indifferent.

"He can even do things like set fire, do you think I can let him play with confidence!"

This is equivalent to directly sentencing Vardy to death!

Everyone knows that the fire was just an accident, but in Eriksson's mouth, it has been distorted to the point that Vardy deliberately made it, so there is nothing wrong with it?

But Vardy doesn't care anymore, Eriksson wants to die, so let him go!

Anyway, at the critical moment, I also have the means to counter Eriksson, but Vardy doesn't want to take it out easily.

Switched to the Buller Highland Castle Hotel, England still trained as usual, concentrating on preparing for the first game against Paraguay.

On the training ground, Eriksson didn't show Vardy any good looks, and even spoke to other players.

Vardy thought disdainfully, this guy must have reached menopause.

Or is it because you hate yourself for ruining his good deed?

What's good about him?

Vardy speculated maliciously that Eriksson must be called a young model in the original hotel. Now that he moves to the new hotel, he can only pay public food with his girlfriend Nancy every day, and there is no way to steal. .....

It is worth mentioning that Nancy is also a member of the wives, but her seniority is a bit high...

Eriksson doesn't look like a coach, but it doesn't matter, anyway, most English players don't care about him anymore, and they can just train by themselves as usual.

All that is left for Eriksson is to arrange the starting lineup and the main tactics. If he really arranges it indiscriminately regardless of the interests of the team, then Beckham and other big shots will definitely not be afraid to teach him how to behave.

After training, the players can move around in twos and threes.

Vardy turned down Rooney's invitation to box. He didn't want to be beaten, so he chose to go swimming with Ferdinand to relax.

But when the two of them walked back to the hotel room floor, they found a beautiful woman running towards them in a panic, and behind the beautiful woman, Rooney, a fat man, was chasing her all the way.

Damn, there is such a beast in broad daylight.

Let go of that beauty, let me come!

Vardy and Ferdinand subconsciously let the beauty run by, and at the same time turned their heads to admire the graceful back of the beauty.

"Fuck, help me stop him!" Seeing that the two had let the beauty go, Rooney couldn't help shouting at the two while running angrily.

Vardy and Ferdinand laughed and stopped Rooney directly, no matter how Rooney broke free, he couldn't break free.

"Hey, you are a bit too much, how can you use force on beautiful women, you are not afraid that Colleen will eat you!" Vardy joked with a smile.

Ferdinand also echoed beside him, but his expression was rather blurred, as if he was completely attracted by the beauty.

"Who told you it was a woman?" Rooney looked at the two of them, and was even more angry.

Not female?

Both Vardy and Ferdinand were taken aback!

what's the situation?

"Don't worry about the situation, follow me first! He's a thief disguised as a woman!" As he said, Rooney broke free and led the chase.

Although Vardy and Ferdinand were still confused, they followed Rooney in fear of an accident.

Dressing up as a woman? And so pretty! Could this be the legendary women's clothing boss?

Whether it's a thief or not, it's worth Valdy's pursuit and worship!

"What did she steal from you?" Ferdinand asked strangely. Is it worth Rooney's pursuit all the way to steal something?

Hearing Ferdinand's question, Rooney stopped suddenly, suddenly realized and said to himself: "That's right, she didn't steal anything from me, why am I chasing after her?"

Just one sentence made Vardy and Ferdinand confused. Your nerves are too thick.

"He stole Jamie's laptop just now, and that's what he had in his hand!" Rooney pointed at Vardy, gloating.

I crack!

The reversal of the plot almost made Vardy lose his temper.

It was my laptop that was stolen?

This is unbearable, this is my favorite notebook, it was given to me by Kirsty, how can I lose it?

Besides, he has never seen a big guy in women's clothing before, even if he doesn't have a notebook, he still wants to catch up and have a look.

A new round of hunting has begun.

The scene of three England stars chasing a beautiful woman shocked everyone. Are they trying to make trouble?

English football itself is a place where scandals are frequent. In the past year, several sex scandals have been exposed.

But what people didn't expect was that even the top stars of the England national team couldn't avoid it?

Three England internationals beat a beautiful girl, so appalling, but it actually appeared in front of them, tomorrow's headlines are gone!

After chasing for a long time, Vardy finally believed that he must be a big man in women's clothing, because he ran so fast that he couldn't catch up with Vardy's speed, even though Vardy was wearing slippers... ..

After chasing after him, he happened to meet Crouch in front of him, and Gao Lao instinctively wanted to get out of the way.

But Vardy's words made Crouch join the hunt.

"I lost my laptop, guess what's in it?"

Crouch was in a cold sweat. If the contents of the notebook were leaked, the consequences would be disastrous!

At the same time, he scolded Vardy in his heart, this damn bastard.

Vardy smiled, are you thinking about it?

I just induced you on purpose, it's very interesting!

What do you think is inside?

Don't you think I will tell you that there is no photo of fruit in your imagination?

Vardy doesn't have that kind of bad habit, and he doesn't want to be called a teacher. Others don't know. Doesn't he know Teacher Chen's lesson?

After a lot of effort, he finally caught up with the big boss in women's clothing.

The four people surrounded the big guy in women's clothing squatting on the ground in amazement, so that's what a big guy in women's clothing is like!

Speaking of which, some boys look better in women's clothes than real women. At first, Vardy didn't believe it, but now he finally believes it.

Ferdinand's shining eyes were already very telling, as if he wanted to be eaten alive by him. You know, Ferdinand didn't look like this when he was a young model before.

"Be careful not to be bent!"

Vardy slapped Ferdinand on the shoulder and sighed.

After taking back the laptop, they didn't want to cause trouble, so they were let go by the women's clothing boss. After all, the women's clothing boss satisfied their curiosity. For this reason, there is no need to send him to the hospital. police station.

The look of loss on Ferdinand's face made Vardy feel chills. This guy can't really fall in love at first sight, right?

Crouch stared at the laptop in Vardy's hand, as if it was such an important thing.

Vardy doesn't care so much, he is going back to the room with his notebook in his hand, so just think about it slowly!

"Well, Jamie, what's in your laptop?" After deliberating for a long time, Crouch grabbed Vardy and asked in a low voice.

Vardy turned his head and smiled, which made Crouch's teeth itch with hatred.

"The notebook was given to me by Kisti yesterday. She was afraid that I would be bored at night, so she specially bought it for me to surf the Internet! I just started using it, and the software is not installed yet!"

Vardy's answer made Crouch feel bad all of a sudden.

You are playing with me!

How the hell did I think there was a photo of Clancy in it!

Ri Nima!

You are really not a good thing!

Crouch gritted his teeth and turned away with a black face. He was really afraid that he would not be able to resist giving Vardy a punch if he stayed any longer.

But just before he turned around and hadn't gone far, Vardy's faint voice came from behind him.

"I still like to use my original notebook. There are many good things in it. Let me share it with you when I have a chance, Leo!"

Crouch staggered and almost fell there!

Brother, please stop playing with me, please!

What on earth do you have?