I am Vardy

No one expected that Eriksson, a personable handsome man, would actually turn on the eye-catching mode on the big stage of the World Cup.

The skin is very white, which is the fag's favorite.

It's just that when he took off his underpants, many people passed out immediately.

No, we faint!

In everyone's still wide-eyed eyes, Vardy couldn't help laughing.

Excuse me, what is your thread-like thing?

What kind of zipper door can you do?

Aren't you afraid that the heroine can't find your guy?

The fans in the stands went crazy, and so did all the people watching the game in front of the TV. Even the broadcast commentator forgot to speak at that moment.

"There was a dispute on the sidelines of the England team. Depending on the situation, it seems that the assistant coach wants to replace Vardy, but the head coach Eriksson disagrees."

"We saw that Vardy, who had finished warming up, came between the two, as if he was persuading a fight!"

"Oh my god, how did Eriksson start taking off his clothes?"

"Oh God, why did he even take off his pants!"

"Erickson was completely naked!"

"Is he crazy!"

"The world is crazy and I've found better words to describe how I feel right now!"

"It is said that the fans will go crazy because of the World Cup, but what I see now is that the head coach is crazy!"

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Everyone was in shock for a long time and couldn't extricate themselves. They opened their mouths wide and stared at this crazy scene in a daze.

But do you think it's over if you take off your clothes?

Eriksson smiled and opened his arms, as if embracing the sky and the earth, embracing the sun, embracing tomorrow, and galloped on the turf of the stadium.

I go!

Running naked!

very thoughtful,

Very creative!

I appreciate your liberal spirit!

There were exclamations and whistles in the stadium, and no one knew what to say in this situation.

The Paraguayan fans didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and booed heartily, while the England fans here were almost ashamed.

Eriksson is the coach of their England national team. Even if everyone doesn't want to see him, as long as he is still sitting in this position, he represents the image of England.

But what they didn't expect was that Eriksson was so crazy about streaking, and he was still on the stage of the World Cup, which was watched by the whole world. This made them feel embarrassed, and felt that every Englishman was ashamed.

In the incredible eyes of fans all over the world, Eriksson rushed to the referee who was still stunned in the field.

The stadium security personnel had rushed into the field, ready to stop the madness of the England coach, but the reaction was delayed for a long time, and there was no time to stop it.

The referee was dumbfounded. He had been law enforcement in a football game all his life, and it was the first time he saw a head coach running naked, and he was also the head coach of the England national team.

What was even more unexpected was that Eriksson, who was already naked, rushed towards him.

What does he want to do?

Although the referee couldn't figure out what Eriksson was thinking, at least he knew that nothing good would happen if he rushed over!

Nonsense, if a naked man runs towards you, whether you are a man or a woman, don't you panic?

At this time, I don't care about the image, the majesty is not majestic, and the referee turns around and runs away.

Don't run and wait to be raped!

As a result, there was an ironic scene on the court. The head coach with a bare buttocks ran after the referee's ass.

How can this be a football game? It's just a farce!

What's even more embarrassing is that the referee didn't run past Eriksson, and was thrown to the ground, seeing that his chastity was not guaranteed!

Some adults already covered children's eyes, and seriously warned that this shot is not suitable for children.

Countless people who eat melons moved to small benches to enjoy this annual drama, guessing how the naked Eriksson will ravage the referee.

Watching a football game, and also giving a small movie, it is worth the fare!

The referee was pressed under him and was about to cry.

I'm so old, even if you feel impulsive, don't look for me!

Just at the moment when he was uneasy and almost desperate, a pair of fleshy lips attacked and blocked his mouth.

His eyes widened in an instant, and he had no idea that Eriksson would know how to play with flair first...

Is there anything more disgusting than being kissed by a naked man?

The referee felt that he was about to suffocate to death.

But the facts tell him that there is really something more disgusting than this, that is, Eriksson turned the hot kiss into a wet kiss, and the slippery tongue of the Swede has been mixed into his mouth...

Should I just bite his tongue off?

At this moment, the referee kept lingering this idea in his mind.

But before he started to move, Eriksson was dragged up by the security personnel and walked away naked.

Seeing Eriksson licking his tongue provocatively before leaving, the referee couldn't bear it anymore, and cried out loudly.

My innocence!

All the fans around the world who watched this game were already overwhelmed. The broadcast screen accurately captured the exchange of tongues between the two when they kissed wetly. Except for a group of rotten girls who said they had a good time watching, most of them said that Dinner has no appetite.

This is the World Cup, this is not a gay bar!

Even if you are really hungry and thirsty, you can't hold it in for a while!

But having said that, is the referee so charming? It actually made Eriksson unable to hold it for a while.

Of course, more people still tend to think that Eriksson is crazy!

If you are not crazy, how can you strip naked and run naked? This is something that the head coach of an amateur team cannot do, let alone Eriksson is a world-class coach.

The pressure of coaching England, a popular team, is very high. England did not perform well in the warm-up match and was exposed to infighting. Under the pressure of various public opinions, it is still very possible to overwhelm Eriksson.

Humans are not machines, and it is impossible for them to have no psychological fluctuations. Once the psychological fluctuations are too large, it is not surprising to do something shocking.

In addition, England was originally known as a corrupt country, and the Swedes would inevitably be corrupted after staying in England for a long time, so everything made sense.

Until Eriksson was dragged out of the stadium with his clothes on by the security personnel, everyone still stared wide-eyed and did not recover from the shock.

Every World Cup will have countless moments that will be remembered by history, but today's scene of Eriksson running naked, humidifying and kissing the referee will be forever engraved in the history of the World Cup and will never be forgotten.

Perhaps many years later, when mentioning this World Cup in Germany, the first thing everyone thinks of is the final champion, and the second thing that comes to mind may be the scene in front of them. Vardy estimates that even Zidane's shocking header is only Can you step aside for me...

The game has been interrupted for a long time, and even speaking, everyone is not in the mood to watch the game anymore.

It's like just finished eating the Manchu Banquet, and throwing you a set of pancakes, fruits or donkey meat, can you eat it?

The referee looked half-dead. After all, he was messed up by Eriksson just now under the watchful eyes of the public, so he didn't have the heart to enforce the game.

The whole world is discussing this matter lively, and the popularity of the World Cup has taken up a lot of light.

The game was suspended for half a day, and finally the referee could not continue to enforce the law, so the fourth official could only step up.

When the fourth official put on the referee's clothes, he also looked trembling. Eriksson should not run out naked again, right?

For the players on both sides, this game seemed to only happen in a dream.

Especially the English players, Eriksson gets along with them day and night. Although the relationship is tense, at least he knows that Eriksson is by no means crazy.

But it was the coach they got along with day and night, who actually took off his disguise, completely released himself on the court, and turned into a naked man, which made them feel like their worldview collapsed.

How are you playing this game?

Perhaps only Vardy expressed the calmest, because he caused the matter.

The assistant coach recovered from the shock, so he got the players on the field, Eriksson streaked and played off, and he needed to direct the rest.

After the game was interrupted for more than ten minutes, it finally resumed. To the excitement of England fans, Vardy finally played!

Damn Eriksson, he deserves to be crazy.

If you don't use such an excellent Vardy, what qualifications do you have to be a head coach?

This time it's all right, you don't have to come out to harm others in the future!

Even if the FA doesn't clean you up, FIFA won't let you go.

Vardy replaced Owen, came off the bench, and stood on the field of the World Cup for the first time in his career.

This moment is worth remembering. Vardy bent down, grabbed a handful of grass, put it under his nose and sniffed it. He already felt the breath of the World Cup.

Eriksson was driven down by himself, and no one could stop him from moving forward.

World Cup!

I'm coming!

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In fact, Vardy knows that his handling method is a bit absurd. If possible, he doesn't want to be so extreme.

But there is not much time left in this game. If he can't play and England really loses, then the qualifying situation will be blurred. He will never allow England to fail to qualify for the group.

For simulation analysis, England loses to Paraguay, and Paraguay loses to Sweden. Even if England wins Sweden later, if all three teams win Trinidad and Tobago, the three teams will have 6 points together.

If it comes to the final goal difference competition, then really any accident may happen.

So Vardy will never allow England to lose this game.

Originally, he could still count on the assistant coach to grab the class and seize power, so that he didn't have to do it himself.

But what I didn't expect was that the assistant coach turned out to be a soft-footed shrimp. After being yelled at by Eriksson, he was persuaded. The mud couldn't support the wall.

There is no other way, Vardy can only make a bad move and put Eriksson on the ecstasy card.

A world-renowned coach suddenly went crazy and ran naked on the court, and even kissed the referee passionately. This is an incredible thing. Even if it is explained by going crazy, countless people will stand up and question it.

But what else can Vardy do!

I just hope that I don't doubt myself.

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Let me explain, but the design of this plot seems unreasonable, and the handling is sloppy, mainly because there were too many code words yesterday, and in the middle of the night, my head became dizzy, and my thinking could no longer keep up. Here, I would like to apologize to the book friends who are not comfortable reading it. If you don’t like reading it, just skip these two chapters!