I am Vardy

Vardy just wants to be a quiet tease, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming, even if it’s just chrysanthemums

If you have the strength, others can't take away your main position. If you don't have the strength, even if you kneel and lick Eriksson, you still can't get into the national team.

His mentality is that simple.

In this troubled time, others are busy how to minimize their influence in the incident, but Vardy doesn't care, doing what he wants to do.

In order to invest in various aspects, Vardy specially recruited several professionals to form a dedicated team to serve his own investment, and the previously purchased Apple stock and investment in Facebook, these capitals have been transferred to the team for management.

And now, Vardy has a new entrepreneurial plan.

In my previous life, I remember that Ronaldo made a special brand of underwear/pants, and continued to use his own personal trademark CR7.

Vardy finds it interesting every time he sees an advertisement in which Ronaldo is naked and only wears a pair of underpants.

This is simply a screen-licking tool for many little fans and girls!

Although compared with investing in Apple and Facebook, the return on investment of starting a underwear/pants brand is far from impressive, but it can greatly increase personal influence, which is the key.

Then, I'm sorry President, I'm going to steal your business again!

Of course, you can continue to launch your underwear/pants brand in the future, and then two people will compete against each other. Isn't this more interesting?

Vardy suddenly remembered an anecdote about the president in his previous life.

According to an actress who had filmed an advertisement with the president, she later revealed that in order to make herself look "thick", the president stuffed a lot of things into her underpants

Vardy really wanted to know what kind of stuff this middle school boy stuffed into his crotch so that he could look big and look like the real thing!

This point, Vardy actually needs it very much. In fact, he is only of average size, far from being "proud", and deception cannot be avoided.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my head, otherwise, when the brand starts to operate, I will be asked to be the image spokesperson of Da Jilu.

At least in the football circle, as far as Vardy knows, no one is more "tough" than Giroud.

A photo of Giroud naked in the locker room leaked from his previous life.

Although the definition is not very high, everyone can still clearly see that thick and long whip-like thing, it is simply amazing!

Finding him as the image spokesperson is definitely the most suitable candidate. He doesn't need to stuff things into it to make it look big.

Imagine that scene, the girls were so surprised that they couldn't close their legs when they saw the photos. In this way, can the sales of underwear/pants be high?

Even if girls don't use it themselves, it's good to buy it back and keep it!

Uh, in fact, it's not just Giroud, Drogba and Pique are also good choices.

Drogba is the only man in the world who left three marks after sliding and kneeling. No matter how reasonable the analysis is, people can't help but think about it. In addition, his black physique and handsome appearance like Dehua will make girls They want to die!

Pique is born tall, rich and handsome, and he also has a lot of capital. If you comb it horizontally like a belt, it can reach the side of your body, which is like an animal.

No wonder Shakira can be made docile!

Well, there are always people in this world who are unusual, and it is impossible to envy them.

Spokesperson No. 1, No. 2, and No. 3 are all available, and the only thing left is to establish a brand. Vardy handed it over to the investment team and became the boss

The 23rd round of the league ushered in another highlight, the double red meeting, another battle between Manchester United and Liverpool.

At this stage of the league, every team has started to accelerate, waiting for the final sprint, and the result of the sprint will determine what kind of results they will achieve this season.

Liverpool's current situation is worse than that of Manchester United. The season has been bumpy and they are currently ranked fifth in the standings, with an 8-point gap with Manchester United.

Of course, even if Liverpool are about to be relegated, they will definitely have high fighting spirit when facing Manchester United. The competition between the two teams has lasted for decades and will continue in the future.

The Double Red Club itself is a highlight, and the collision of the two giants will attract the attention of countless people.

And this game is the first meeting between the two teams after Liverpool failed to buy Vardy during the winter transfer period, so what kind of performance will Vardy have?

Is it to use outstanding performance to let Liverpool prove that they have a good vision, or is the downturn to make Liverpool feel lucky that they did not really buy Vardy?

This is all an unknown.

However, many media are still more optimistic about Vardy. This is also the impression Vardy has left on everyone with his terrifying scoring rate for more than a season.

Vardy is not one of those parallel import forwards who specialize in picking soft persimmons. His scoring efficiency has always been very stable, and he has performed well no matter whether he faces big fish or giants.

Which giant team that has met Vardy has not suffered in front of Vardy?

In other words, Vardy is full of energy every time he plays against a strong team. He has a big heart that others can only envy. He is born to be a player born for big scenes.

At Everton last season, Vardy did not leave any good memories for Liverpool. Not counting those funny comparisons on the field, Vardy was about to stab Liverpool to death.

That's why Benitez will never forget Vardy, and he wants to bring Vardy to Anfield.

Just when the outside world was extremely hyped about this game, Vardy was fighting in the system!

Ever since he thought of using the task to increase his height, Vardy has been very concerned. No one wants to be short forever. Think about the time when you have an iron headband, but you are still squeezed by your opponent and can't even enter the penalty area. , Vardy has an urge to cry in his heart, this is really a sad story.

"System Mission: Terrorize Steven Gerrard in the Premier League vs Liverpool."

"Task reward: The host increases by 0.5cm."

"Failure Penalty: None"

This is Vardy's preset task, and it should be quite interesting to pit Gerrard.

To squeeze the wool, you have to grab one. Last time, Team Jie and Brother Long had a shocking kiss. This time, there is no need to consider changing people. It's you!

When matching rewards, Vardy wanted to set the height to 1cm, but the system did not agree, so he had to halve it.

Vardy is very satisfied that there is no penalty for failure. Perhaps the system thinks this task may be a bit difficult.

Vardy is fully prepared, but I don't know if Team Jay is a coward

In the locker room of the home team at Old Trafford, the Manchester United players who had just warmed up changed their jerseys and prepared to play, but after Vardy took out something, everyone looked at Vardy in surprise and was dumbfounded.

I can't laugh or cry, are you going to wear this thing to go out?

What is Vardy holding in his hand?

White long johns!

In fact, it is only thicker than the stockings worn by girls. If you have to call it stockings, there is nothing wrong with it.

In the astonished and inexplicable eyes of Vardy, Shi Shiran put long johns, which were the same as stockings, on his legs, and then put on the ball pants and ball socks.

When others looked at Vardy's ghostly look, his expression was as if he had seen a ghost, and he was so shocked that he was shocked.

Are you sure you want to go out like this?

Are you not afraid of being beaten to death?

But Valdy didn't care at all when he faced the eyes of everyone who seemed to be looking at God.

This is actually not Vardy's first creation, he stole the old man Luo's idea.

Although I don't like old man Luo very much, it is undeniable that old man Luo actually has a place in the funny world, and his masterpiece of fame is "long trousers killer".

The temperature in Munich is very low in winter. The old man Luo, who has always been afraid of the cold, can’t carry a hot water bottle with him in order to keep warm. This thing is definitely a murder weapon in the eyes of the referee. To throw people?

The ingenious and creative Robben thought of a good way, that is to wear warm long johns

The idea is good, but a little ridiculous.

Wearing the Bayern red jersey long johns with the milky white long johns, the old man Luo almost blinded his eyes.

Germans like to jokingly call long johns "love killers", because in people's usual thinking, wearing long johns will definitely not be sexy, and it will naturally make people lose their desires.

The old man Luo, who was wearing long johns, was no longer cold, and his strength would naturally be displayed. He beat his opponent to the point of screaming, and finally got the name "the long johns killer".

However, because this kind of image is too eye-catching, the German Football Association is afraid that the image of the Bundesliga that has been created with great difficulty will be ruined by the old man Luo, so it warns Robben that he must take off his long johns, or he will change to the same color as the jersey. Otherwise, don't think about playing in the game, and close your little black room.

And how could Robben, who has always been dissatisfied, take off his long johns, so this product was replaced with red long johns, this time it finally matched with the jersey and johns, but the image of the old man Luo was finally unreadable

Now, Vardy is imitating the old man Luo, playing the role of "ball pants killer".

It's not that he thinks it looks good in shorts, his aesthetics are normal, and he knows it's hot on the eyes.

But in all things, teasing is the most important thing, he knows this well, and it is about to become his code of conduct.

On the one hand, putting on the shorts to irritate everyone's eyes is definitely considered a teasing act; on the other hand, it is a prop carefully prepared by him to scare Gerrard.

Looking at his teammates whose eyes were about to pop out, Vardy didn't explain, he was still waiting to cheat Gerrard for a while!

When they walked out of the locker room, the teammates stayed away from Vardy, as if they were afraid of being infected by this tease.

When I walked into the player tunnel, the Liverpool players didn't pay attention at first. At last, I glanced at it from the corner of my eye and wondered—why is Vardy's legs so white?

But when they really saw the shorts Vardy was wearing, the scene in the locker room of the home team just now was staged again.

Alonso and Gerrard were drinking water, and then there was a confrontation, how embarrassing and embarrassing it is!

Excuse me, is this Old Trafford?

Why do I feel like I'm in a mental hospital?

This is probably the doubt in the hearts of all Liverpool players!