I am Vardy

Why do you suddenly want to play against Vardy so much?

The Liverpool players looked at Vardy's coquettish long johns and didn't know what to say!

Competing with such a funny guy will lower your IQ!

Although England also has winter, it is not so cold. You think it is very beautiful to come out wearing long johns, right?

I have seen Vardy play funny on and off the court countless times, and I already feel that my immunity has improved a lot, but they still feel that their resistance is too weak in front of Vardy’s long johns that cannot be looked directly at.

Gerrard's eyes widened. He felt that Benister might have made two mistakes in his life. One was thinking too much and leading to baldness, and the other was wanting to buy Vardy.

He really wanted to cry and say something to Bei Bald - give up, we can't bear it!

Needless to say, other funny things, just this pair of long johns, he felt that he would lose ten years of life.

Seeing Gerrard staring at his long johns, Vardy smiled and prepared to execute the plan.

Putting the president's shoulders on the shoulders, Vardy moved a little towards the opponent's line without comprehension. This distance was just enough for Gerald to hear Vardy speak.

"You know, I seem to be cursed, and I'm so cold that I can't stand it, so I'm wearing long johns!" Vardy said to the president seriously.

Ronaldo suddenly realized, no wonder Vardy wanted to wear such weird long johns, it turned out to be because of the cold!

But what does it mean to be cursed?

I always feel that this product seems to be doing bad things!

Gerald could hear clearly from the side, feeling very strange, so he continued to pretend to look away, but his ears were always listening to Vardy's words.

"What's even more frightening is that the curse seems to be getting stronger and stronger!" Vardy continued to speak mysteriously, pretending not to see Ronaldo's suspicious expression.

"Did you know, my dog ​​died!" Vardy spoke in a low voice on purpose, as if telling a ghost story.

"When I was playing with it, I smiled at it, and it fell down immediately; I smiled at it again, and this time it simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up; I thought it was playing with me on purpose , so I smiled at it again. And guess what happened?"

Ronaldo felt the cool wind blowing from the back of his neck, and couldn't help shivering all over his body.

"After I laughed three times, the dog died!" Vardy's eyes widened suddenly, and his voice suddenly increased.

Ronaldo was so excited that he almost peed his pants.

Gerrard was beside him wishing he could slap himself in the face, because he was curious and insisted on listening!

Vardy smiled, but the smile felt creepy.

"Next, I experimented with hamsters and rabbits from the pet store. After I laughed three times, they all died strangely. Tell me, am I cursed, or possessed by the god of death?"

Vardy looked a little pale, which made Ronaldo and Gerrard have the urge to run away, which is really scary!

Although it sounds a bit nonsense, just like a horror story, sometimes this thing really makes people have to believe it.

After finishing speaking, Vardy disappeared, leaving two stunned guys standing there, panic and sadness in their hearts.

In fact, Vardy's plan is not so simple. Now this is just a foreshadowing, but what he didn't expect was that just a foreshadowing made Gerrard a little creepy.

As for the unplanned ones, he felt that the president should be able to understand his teasing thoughts, but seeing the president's legs were about to tremble, Valdi knew that Ronaldo was the first to get shot!

He never thought that the president with all the glory would have such a timid side. Could it be that this guy is also afraid of ghosts?

This is quite new!

Alright, let's comfort him when I have time, my priority right now is to trick Gerald.

When players from both sides walk out of the player tunnel,

The Manchester United fans in the stands exploded, and the fans in front of the TV have also exploded in place. It feels like the end of the world.

What the hell is that on Vardy's leg?

After wearing a dress, I feel unsatisfied, and now I want stockings again?

This is the rhythm for you to carry out women's clothing to the end!

Before the game started, they felt that it was worth the fare just looking at Vardy's stockings!

Many fans know that the more important the game, the easier it is to see Vardy teasing. They are still guessing that Vardy will suddenly start teasing in the first few minutes of this double red meeting, and there are even special gaming companies for this. The odds started.

But no one thought that Vardy had already achieved his goal just after entering the field, which was so speechless.

I believe that after this game, with Vardy leading the trend, I am afraid that the not-so-beautiful long johns should start to become popular!

"Stockings, long johns, I can't tell the difference!"

"Valdy's long johns really ruin the three views. If you can wear long johns with this effect, I am afraid that those manufacturers that produce long johns will go bankrupt!"

"I really want to see what it looks like when Vardy passes on long johns and girly skirts together!"

"Mengxin said he doesn't understand the rules, is long johns allowed on the football field?"

"Long johns are not allowed to be worn, but it is allowed to wear nothing on the whole body. The last time I did this, I was sent out of the court very politely by the security guard!"

Vardy's hot-eyed ball pants are really eye-catching. Everyone rubbed their dry eyes and kept looking at them. This is Vardy's charm.

However, Vardy has never cared about other people's eyes. He is now focused on scaring Gerrard, which is related to whether he can grow 0.5cm taller.

In order to avoid the recurrence of the tragedy of the line referee sleeping during the law enforcement game, the referees on duty in this round of the Premier League have undergone surprise training. However, when the referee saw Vardy's long johns, he suddenly felt that it was not too much for the line referee to sleep.

Really Nima has everything!

What should I do?

Referee Ren searched through the rules in his head, and he didn't seem to have mentioned that wearing long johns is not allowed in the game.

If I really gave Vardy a direct red card and expelled from the field, then Vardy must be the first to be sent off for wearing long johns, and I may also be included in the annals of history

Forget it, just pretend you can't see it!

After the game officially started, not to mention the fans in the stands, even the players on both sides were unable to enter the game state for a long time. This is not the first time it has appeared in a game with Vardy.

As long as the line of sight sweeps over Vardy's long johns, I feel a chill in my heart, and this image also appears in my mind, and I can't concentrate on the game at all.

As for Gerrard, it is even more chilly in his heart, whether it is because of Vardy's shorts, or because of Vardy's so-called curse

Vardy knew the story was about to get interesting.

Deliberately retreated a bit, wandering quietly beside Gerrard, Vardy was about to attack the Jie team.

Gerrard was trembling, but he didn't know that Vardy was about to attack him, but the other person saw it clearly, so he quietly moved away from Vardy and Gerrard.

That's right, this person is Longo Alonso.

He felt that it was not good for Vardy to be close to Gerrard. Thinking about the last time he and Gerrard kissed together, he was about to become the national male god in the homosexual group from now on. This is really a sad and tearful s story.

Liverpool attacked, Alonso passed the ball to Gerrard from a distance, and then did not run to meet it, he just wanted to see what happened next.

Sure enough, the accident really happened!

Vardy saw the right moment and rushed to the top. Gerrard, who was knocked out of balance, fell directly to the ground.

Vardy stood there, looking down at Gerrard with a gloomy smile, and his expression felt strangely strange in the backlight of the stadium lights.

Gerrard saw Vardy's expression, and instantly remembered what Vardy said to Ronaldo-I smiled at it, and it immediately fell down.

Fuck!

Vardy is smiling at me!

curse!

curse!

It must be a curse!

Gerrard was trembling all over, and looked at Vardy with a terrified expression. If there are props on the scene and there is a director, then this is definitely a horror film shooting scene, and Gerrard is the leading man!

Seeing this scene, the Liverpool players expressed their incomprehension.

Gerrard was a heroic fighter, a leader who always led the way on the pitch.

But why is he bumped into by Vardy now? I'm afraid of being like this. Is there any ulterior secret in it?

The captain won't have an affair with this tease, will he?

Think about this picture, Vardy is sitting on the hotel bed in big pants, watching TV boredly, while the captain is taking a shower in the bathroom

No, this is hotter than Vardy's long johns.

Vardy gave a creepy grin and walked away, leaving Gerrard with his heart pounding.

Suspicious in my heart, Vardy won't really be cursed, right?

Vardy smiled at himself just now, if he smiled at himself twice again, would he be as dead as that dog?

In fact, from a simple look, death does not seem to be terrible, after all, so many people in the world leave this world every day.

But the unknown is the scariest thing, and it is the most capable of awakening the deepest fear in people's hearts.

After the game restarted, Gerrard really began to sleepwalking on the pitch, he was completely dominated by fear.

Is the cross useful now?

What about garlic?

How can I break this curse?

Gerrard's thinking is completely locked in his own mind, and at this time, Manchester United is equivalent to playing more and playing less!

Vardy really didn't expect that Gerrard was so timid. He obviously just wanted to scare him, and it was almost a joke, but now it seems that he has already made Gerrard almost mentally broken!