I am Vardy

With Vardy's two shots and one pass, Manchester United took away a victory from Maine Road Stadium, a victory with good results but relatively difficult process.

Although the derby itself attracted a lot of attention, after the game, the game exploded throughout the world of football.

Who would have thought that a lineman would lie down and sleep in the process of law enforcement so grandiosely?

It would be unbelievable to switch to an amateur league or simply wild football, let alone the Premier League, the league that the world pays the most attention to?

Is this the Premier League version of Sleeping Beauty?

Of course, Vardy imitated the lineman to sleep and celebrate the goal, which also made the fans very happy. Some media even put together photos of the two sleeping positions and asked everyone to play the game of "Let's find fault".

Anyway, for the fans, the passionate game needs it, and the joyful game also needs it. Whenever there is an accident in a game with Vardy, they put the blame on Vardy, just like the later "blame Benz Horse" is similar.

Vardy is really not innocent. If it were another incident, Vardy might still call him wronged, but this time the referee was really brought down by his hypnosis card. He knew he was wrong, so Vardy didn’t No explanation was given!

In addition, the saying that Vardy is a hypnotist has also become popular, and has continuously hypnotized Ronaldo and the linesman, and Vardy's ability is useless.

Many people suddenly realized that it is no wonder that Vardy has so many female companions, there must be credit for hypnotism.

Just casually strike up a conversation, and then use hypnotism, what is the difference between this and picking up a corpse?

So many female stars joked in interviews: If one day you see her with Vardy, please save her, because she may not be willing, but hypnotized.

Of course, there are also many girls who complain, why doesn’t Vardy hypnotize them? They express their warm welcome, even if they don’t hypnotize, they are willing to be with Vardy...

After things intensified, Vardy even received invitations from many shows, asking him to perform hypnotism on TV shows.

Vardy is also a little speechless, what a crime!

Kisti also made a phone call to joke with Vardy: "Did you hypnotize me at the time, otherwise why would I have an intimate relationship with you?"

Vardy curled his lips, and what appeared in his mind was the image of the super ugly girl that Kisti once dressed up, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

"You still have the nerve to say, I also said that you hypnotized me. Based on your image at that time, you can scare away 99 out of 100 men, and the last one is still blind!"

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The FA is also in a state of distress. It has the most popular league in the world and has countless fans. However, a decadent organization like the FA is often criticized for its various unprofessional and cheating policies, and this time is no exception.

It is a fantasy that a lineman in law enforcement can actually fall asleep on the sidelines. It is absolutely absurd to appear in a Premier League match!

In order to reduce the adverse impact of the incident, the FA immediately announced that the lineman would be banned for life, and his career as a referee was completely over.

"We are also very surprised and shocked by such a thing. After investigation, the lineman is a "temporary worker". The lineman who was originally arranged for a sudden illness was hospitalized, so he temporarily replaced the law enforcement for this game. We Management will be strengthened to prevent such incidents from happening again."

The FA held a press conference, announced the result, and found a very good and reasonable excuse.

Vardy is also dumbfounded. It turns out that this is how the stalk of "temporary workers" came about!

Well, FA, you won!

Public opinion has been uproarious for two days, and it cannot be contained at all, but another incident has diverted the public's attention.

If this matter has nothing to do with the FA, then the FA should feel very grateful that someone stood up to help them attract firepower,

But now it seems that this matter has a great relationship with the FA, so the FA really wants to cry without tears.

The famous "Chief Gate" of England coach Eriksson in history broke out!

The specific process is very complicated. To put it simply, a reporter pretended to be an Arab rich man, tricked Eriksson into saying that he would buy Aston Villa, and would hire Eriksson to coach with the highest salary in the world. As a result, the naive Eriksson Kesen was fooled.

Facts have proved that not everyone can be indifferent in front of high salary, and the word high salary also blinded their original reason.

Under the influence of alcohol, Eriksson had already imagined this beautiful picture, and his mouth gradually became uncontrollable.

As in a previous life, Eriksson spoke of his national team members in very disparaging terms:

Ferdinand is a slob;

Owen is so addicted to money that he went to Newcastle for money;

Rooney's tutoring is not good;

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What makes Vardy even more unbelievable is that there is actually himself among the objects of this evaluation.

"Valdy is a fast runner. Of course, sometimes he has to be said to be an advantage. If you can afford the transfer fee, it is indeed a good idea to bring him to Villa. At least he Bringing a funny vibe to Villa Park and being a mascot is great too!"

Once out of control, it is the most suitable description for the Chieftain.

Originally, Eriksson, a Swede, was regarded as the savior of the England national team and was highly respected, but now, he is about to be overwhelmed by the saliva of the entire country.

Eriksson was extremely embarrassed. When the public opinion was noisy, he was busy calling the players one by one to apologize.

Vardy also received a call, but the words were not speculative. Vardy is very clear about the development of the follow-up matter. Even if Eriksson can stay in office, he will definitely leave after the World Cup, so Vardy does not need to pretend to cater to Eric at all. Mori.

The FA is also busy putting out the fire and publicly stated that it will continue to support Eriksson. This is good news for Eriksson. Even if everyone criticizes him, at least he does not need to worry about losing his job. .

This is indeed a very serious problem. With his current bad reputation, if he is resigned from the coaching position of the England national team, he will not have to think about having a new job in a short time!

This is really an ill-fated England coach. After the "zipper door", there is an even more explosive "chiefs door", which fully proves the famous saying in line with Ma Zhe's theory-if you don't die, you won't die.

Some people have low IQ, some have low EQ, and of course, there are also people who have both low IQ and EQ, and Eriksson is obviously a typical representative of this kind of people.

Being deceived by a reporter shows that his IQ is very low, which is absolutely a shame and a shame.

But that's not the end yet, after this guy has proved that he has a low IQ, he insists on labeling himself as having a low EQ.

The England coach spoke out loud, accusing several Premier League clubs of corruption and illegal black money in the player transfer process. This statement directly tarnished the purity of the Premier League.

Some things are hidden in the shadows and have nothing to do with the overall situation, so no one cares, but this unspoken rule does exist.

Everyone plays like this, the rules of the game are like this, there is no need for anyone to hold on to anyone's pigtails, it is good for everyone to live in peace!

But Eriksson insisted on revealing the matter and making it known to everyone in the world. This undoubtedly gave many people a bad reputation and tarnished their image.

If this is only a small number of phenomena, it may not matter, but this is the unspoken rule of the entire Premier League. Eriksson is no different from stabbing a hornet's nest.

If it is only the "Chief Gate", then Eriksson tried his best to save it, and there may be a chance of survival, but now that the "Black Golden Gate" is out, it is equivalent to Eriksson's suicide in England.

Public opinion caused an uproar, and the fans were also filled with righteous indignation. When the facts are exposed and in front of them, who can be willing to be deceived?

Now, even if the FA wants to keep Eriksson, they can't do it. On the contrary, they already hate Eriksson to the bone, and even if they have the ability to keep Eriksson, they will not lend a helping hand.

Everything is the Swede's own fault. With this criminal record, I am afraid that the Swedes will be street rats wherever they go in the future.

Soon, the FA held a press conference to announce the FA's decision.

Shorten the contract with Eriksson, the Swede will continue to sit in the England national team coach until the end of the World Cup, and then just leave me.

There is no way, although most people hope to let the Swedes go immediately, but the World Cup is less than half a year away, and changing coaches at this time is definitely a taboo for military strategists.

Why does it take several months to choose a coach?

How come it will take a few months for the team to adapt to the new coach's style of play?

It may even be until the start of the World Cup. The England national team has not yet finished running in. When the time comes to play soy sauce in the World Cup?

Although it seems that Eriksson's character is not good at present, he still has the ability to lead the team, and England's play style under his control has already been relatively mature. In the World Cup, maybe he can do something!

As soon as the press conference was held, the England internationals expressed their forgiveness to Eriksson. Obviously, this was due to pressure, and there was no need to have a deadlock with Eriksson at this time. After all, he still needs to lead the team in the World Cup. It's not good to wear small shoes for yourself.

Vardy didn't show anything. He didn't want to have too much entanglement with Eriksson, nor did he want to have too deep conflicts with him. The Swede is destined to be just a passer-by in his career, and there is no need to have too much with a passerby anxious.

Even now Eriksson still holds the power of life and death in the national team, but his status has already plummeted, and Vardy will not worry at all that he can embarrass himself.

It's already hard to protect himself, and he still wants to deliberately make things difficult for others. Does Eriksson think he didn't die fast enough?