Dimensional Eroders

After the hearse drifting acrobatics performance, the audience feasted their eyes and exclaimed again and again. Those contractors who came to watch the ceremony were all mixed up. They didn't know what to say?

Seeing that the ‘Morale Force’ continues to rise, reaching the first daily limit. The audience in the ‘funeral ceremony’ enveloped their emotions unconsciously, and through the rituals in motion, a little bit of ‘burial power’ was transformed into the soul-suppressing coffin and the five-layered filthy earth heroes.

The force of funeral is like an invisible spider web, which binds it and entangles it, disintegrates the connection between it and the Pure Land of Bliss, and isolates the pollution spreading effect of the evil of this world.

Everything is in the plan. On the one hand, Bailang organized the next major link through the ‘Carp Network’ command and dispatch; at the same time, he took the microphone and went on stage for a warm-up performance.

Because he only serves as a link between the previous and the next, the performance does not need to be too long or too professional. After thinking about it, I decided to sing a song casually.

Before he was forced to cross Somogo, he was also a frequent visitor to his hometown on the earth. I don't mention how singing skills are, but there are still some aspects of self-confidence (Made B number).

Without a little talent, how could he give birth to a little magical genius like Fu Fu? (Silly Fu: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ life?!!!) Wandering in the world of Gu Wu, I also quickly practiced "Seven Swords" with his musical talent, and then the ritual music collapsed and played well. blade.

In front of the stage of the comforting stele, the song "Grabbing the Corpse for You" by Bailang brings the funeral into a new stage.

"...The first thing is to grab the corpse for you?. Grab the corpse for you, burn the paper for you, do the most ridiculous futile work for you?. Learn hearse drift for you and I, and drive dangerously for you?. Grab the corpse for you, Choosing a site for you and building the biggest house for you?. For you and I decide the hall DJ, for you..."

A Mingzhi song that fully expresses his love for his job and funeral career ended, and more excellent programs were presented one after another.

This time, he is no longer the inexperienced lame host, but the strongest king with full firepower and his own ‘virtual profession [Encouragement Division]’.

This funeral is a ‘sacrifice ceremony’ created by him through his ‘professional system’. Sacrifice this heaven and earth, and use humanity (social death recognition) to reverse the heavens (modify the bottom rules of the heavens and fix the black chalice bug).

[Funeral Song and Dance Ensemble: Seven Ghosts Dance Steps of Carrying Coffin]

[Sink into the Four Heavenly Kings, Classical Electric Music and Folk Music, Blow, Play and Sing]

Two new programs that are eye-catching, exciting and cost-intensive at the same time are underway one after another. Inside the open-air kitchen behind the graveyard, the owner of Yile Ramen is directing a group of gourmet ninjas to use ninjutsu to make 10,000-piece ramen.

Each portion is not much, just the amount of a cup of noodles. On the other side, Sha Fu Fu also rolled up his sleeves and enthusiastically helped.

With tears in her eyes, she contributed all the secretly hidden "toadstools" to dice, and also mixed the "Fel-Salted Fish King" that Dad often used to mention fresh, mixed with a large amount of "Lalaiye seafood offal" (Tutu People: (?_?)) Throw it into a large pot, and boil the weird purple light'Fel Neng Seafood Toadstool Soup', injecting soul into the ramen.

Soon, Bailang rushed to the kitchen area, patted her daughter's head, hooked her horns with her little finger, and dragged Salf back, who was still addicted to the smell of toadstool.

He said as he walked: "The Laleille Death Symphony Orchestra is ready. Next is your special performance. Don't have a psychological burden. The evil spirits are with you. Come on, Poverty Fu!"

"Yeah!" Xiao Fufu took out the child suona, nodded, and Yu Guang kept aiming at the back kitchen.

…

False father: I don’t have any relevant knowledge to reserve aesthetic ability, but people say that they spend a lot of money to give their daughters a music interest class that they are not interested in, forcing their daughter to sacrifice her childhood time to practice piano, becoming a numb and rebellious tool for parents to show off. The tenth grade test is only a bonus for the college entrance examination. After graduation, I spend my whole life repairing the psychological shadow of childhood, never touch the relevant musical instruments again, I don't know what happiness is, and I am inferior and afraid of society.

The real father: I first cultivated the professional melody evil spirit [Great Wailing Sky], and I couldn't get rid of it because of indulging in mental pollution. He spends a lot of money to create a DJ evil spirit for his daughter [little genius], never force her daughter to learn art, set an example and teach by example, fully tap his'magic sound brainwashing' specialties, use a large number of eardrum perforations, bleeding from seven orifices, mental breakdown, and commit suicide. Magic, to shape self-confidence and a healthy personality for her daughter, and feel the fun and charm of music from it. Never ask for extra points for music, personally form a funeral symphony orchestra to create opportunities for her daughter to perform on stage, but do not force success. Cultivate a enthusiastic, cheerful, generous, and compassionate personality.

Daughters should not be used to show off their own tools, really fathers should be brave to show off women.

The time came to 10:00, and the next show was led by Salf Suona with the accompaniment of the Laleier Symphony Orchestra.

Between the funerals, a strong fragrance with the smell of the sea swept the audience, evoking countless gluttons. Not to mention the civilians who have no resistance to this, and the San value has dropped; even those Tier 2 contractors, there are many people who are ready to move, showing indulging expressions, trying to smell the air.

"Huh? This taste is..."

A professional contractor from the food paradise sniffed his nose, caught several ingredients contained in the fragrance, and analyzed: "This should be the craftsmanship of Konoha Yilaku ramen, but several kinds of ninja are added to the soup. The non-existent raw materials have made the cooking level several levels higher out of thin air. These materials have reached the standard of'extraordinary ingredients' and have strong'ocean attributes', but I have never heard of them. Just smell the smell, and you will become the ocean. Creatures, the illusion of swimming and exploring the mysterious deep-sea world, wonderful, wonderful!"

Soon, a portion of ‘Fen Neng Seafood’s Psychedelic Mushroom Ramen’ was brought to the audience. There were food, drink and shows, and the public’s enthusiasm was brought to a new height.

I really see that the funeral is not too big, and Bailang, as the funeral, is not afraid that the audience is not too big!

…

Sha Fu is the most favored treasure of the whole family. Not only does he possess the exclusive evil spirit ‘Shirakawa Genius’, but he also has the common blessing of healing all evil spirits of the God System, and can use any evil spirit’s ‘regular power’ at will.

At this moment, she was wearing a black princess costume, and she went on stage alone, took out Xiao Suona and started debugging.

First connect to the [Great Wailing National Sky] channel to bless yourself with ‘mental pollution special effects’; then seriously put on the helmet of the young genius, and then open the mask, adding an ‘electronic magic sound’ effect to the young suona.

It took five minutes to debug this set, but the audience was not bored. Instead, she was double-hearted by her cute appearance and the ‘Feleng Seafood Noodle’ being distributed, full of pampering and expectation.

And Shafu also took the opportunity to modulate a "non-lethal mental pollution audio band" that does not exceed the threshold of ordinary civilians.

This is not the attack band of infrasonic waves and ultrasound for biological autonomic nervous system disorders or organ failure, but the collapse of the purely spiritual San value, combined with the "eating, eating" fel energy seafood noodles. The inside and outside are combined to play a nuclear fission effect.

This unique talent was inherited from her father.

"Below, please enjoy the death symphony "The Fantasy Life of Young Ju Shi Lang", the first section, "The summer when Ju Shi Lang watched the Olympics and herd immunity fell seriously ill."

With the end of the news, the group of children in Salf suona, honked a loud electric whistle, and began to play solo. The cheerful tune describes to the audience a vibrant summer...

In the audience, countless spectators and even contractors were shocked, and then fell into a trance and fell into a beautiful story. Some of the contractors with the mentality of watching jokes gradually became more solemn.

This seems to be just a show, but the amount of information behind it is a bit scary. At least two gods’ projections are involved, and there is also an invisible “mysterious ceremony” that goes on with the funeral. The planetary will of the world is connected, and it continues to deepen.

There are indeed some ways.

With the start of the "Death Symphony", the audience "delivered noodles" faster and faster, striving to let everyone in the audience eat ramen.

When the first chapter solo led by Suona ended, the little arrow twisted and twisted and replaced the stupid and stage fright deity with a new instrument, her most proficient ‘death fart kazoo’. Under the blessing of [DJ] priesthood, play the taste of B-box.

At the same time, more rabbits and the Four Heavenly Kings of the Sinking Demon also took out their respective instruments and began a super large funeral ensemble. Use the collision between the instrument and the melody to compose the second story.

Section 2 "Autumn when Ju Ci Lang returned to his hometown to cultivate and drink the holy water from the nuclear island"

The melody of this stage has gotten rid of the tone of the first stage, which is still full of hope despite being seriously ill, and has begun to spread to the tone of gloomy sadness but still tenacious, trying every means to fight against fate.

It was another twenty-minute performance, and the heavy second quarter ended and entered the more desperate and depressing third quarter "Jussairang Nuclear Island Radiation Pneumonia in the late stage of the ICU barely survived winter".

Beyond the death tunes of Black Friday, the torture of the audience is already immersed in the scene. A psychedelic tune that is highly hallucinogenic, each chapter changes a life-threatening instrument to show off skills, from suona to kazoo to screaming chicken... With the accompaniment of the huge death symphony electric music ensemble, it creates a game that is not lost. The effect of the movie.

In particular, the audience drank the delicious'Lalaiye Fel Energy Seafood Toadstool Soup', which resonated internally and externally, and the San value exploded. Just listening to the music, they were deeply attracted. The emerald green light appeared in their eyes, and they entered a strange and indescribable The world experienced all the struggles, pains, and tortures of Ju Cilang throughout the whole journey.

It also allowed Salf to enjoy the happiness that Azatos could only experience. He no longer feared the difficulty of playing, but also abandoned the pressure, began to indulge and enjoy, and gradually performed supernormally.

In the fourth quarter, she changed into electronic tadpoles and ensemble with her orchestra, "Spring and Corpse Change after the Failure of Ju-sting Wave Radiation Therapy"

"puff!"

A Tier 2 senior contractor with ordinary mental attributes and a low level of spiritual resistance-related foundations. He couldn't bear it anymore, spurting blood, and looked shocked and terrified at the crazy release of the cute charm on the stage. Figure.

"Fuck! Where did the performance go? It's terrible, I can't bear it, my mind will explode. That little girl is so cute and harmless, who would have thought that she would have such a terrifying soul-smashing demon sound? !"

A paparazzi paradise'investigator' who was holding a cup of noodles next to him with the same pale expression but showing a little bit of pleasure responded: "Who isn't it, brother. Hold on, it's the fourth quarter. You listen carefully," That Jussai Lang finally couldn't stand it and was about to die."

When he said this, half of his spirit fell into the super-large ‘spiritual contaminated music illusion’ created by Salf.

At this moment, Fufu creates a dreamy bubble world with melody and weaves the story with the help of "funeral ceremony + two evil spirits + nightmare domain".

In pain and happiness, he saw that the dying Jussai Lang finally died. At the same time, the other half stayed sober and reluctantly communicated with the contractors around him, which is also a measure of self-help.

If he indulges in it wholeheartedly, I am afraid he will also lose himself. So a certain level of communication can help him fight against Salf's music.

His purpose is to investigate this ‘funeral’ to see if the other party has the ability to purify the evils of this world, so he cannot interrupt the performance by violent destruction. The other contractors on the scene also fell into this contradictory and desperate mentality. They had no choice but to endure and listen, feeling the pleasure brought by the torture of honey in their pain. San's value plummeted and they had to accompany with laughter, and they couldn't cry.

The contractor who vomited blood was overjoyed when he heard the words, took a sip of the seafood noodle soup, and said gratefully: "Oh! Thank goodness, is Ju Shi Lang finally dying? He is so difficult. From summer to spring, I heard that I wanted to replace it. He is going to die."

The investigator also agreed with lingering fears: "Who said no, he lived so hard, it is better to die happy. But unfortunately, if his hometown does not squeeze the last cent of their family's money, he will not be able to usher in death. But. This story can finally end, and the scorpion and us are liberated. This is God's salvation!"

Just when he was extremely grateful, the investigator's eyes were quickly occupied by the'emerald color', and then he became too excited, spouted a mouthful of blood, and wailed half-madly: "No! Why did the corpse change? Why did it become a radiation zombie? Wang! This is too desperate, puff puff..."

Blood spurted wildly again, and a dull and hopeless look remained on his face.

The civilians have a low level of soul and limited ability to appreciate music, and Fufu deliberately adjusted the ‘mental pollution damage’ not to exceed their tolerance threshold.

Therefore, most of the listeners are just being tortured and want to die without hurting the origin.

On the contrary, these daring contractors, unable to resist, could only obey and listen, so they simply went deep into this'death symphony'. Finally, at the end of the fourth quarter, they were thought to usher in the finale, but they turned out to be The reversal of the'corpse change' was very exciting.

In the fifth section, "The Radiation Corpse King Jussailor is Forced to Ascend to Heaven by a Passing Funeral Knight" After four consecutive chapters of depressing desperate madness, this symphony finally ushered in its first battle climax.

Hearing Kakashi here, tears were already in his eyes. Although he is not familiar with Ju Ci Lang, he has experienced similar sufferings, from despair to more despair, until the funeral that can end his nightmare. When Ju Shi Lang was forcibly ascended to heaven by a passing mourner knight, he finally dared to exhale.

As if seeing the sunlight pierce through the thick dark clouds, hitting a beam of golden light on the corpse of Ju Shi Lang, the soul was redeemed and flew to heaven.

In the sixth section, the symphony tune of "Ju Ci Lang's First Seven" finally returned to Yang Jian. The music tailor Bailang specially cut and stitched music such as "Great Compassion Mantra, Yan Leng Sutra, and Death Mantra", and then embedded them in the major tunes of the "Ju Ci Lang" series, seamlessly.

It was not until the end of the finale "The Ching Ming Festival of Ju Ci Lang" that the whole symphony was painted with rests. Xiao Fufu switched seven deadly instruments, and the soul of the entire cyborg was integrated with the orchestra, and connected with the audience.

Not only did the listeners experience indescribable despair and madness and were treated in the last two quarters, each one was more PTSD+Stockholm syndrome. As an abuser, the silly Fufu also got a kind of spiritual sublimation. It is more spiritual than can be said. Even the [Charm] attribute is permanently +1, and it also shows [Genius Musician] and so on. Title.

It is simply because of blessings, double happiness.

Bailang seriously suspected that this was the outbreak of the ‘poverty curse’, which robbed everyone on the scene of wealth and passed it on to herself. Although silly fufu is cursed, her father operates the golden rule in reverse.

When the fortune inherited by Bailang> the poor luck released by Fufu diluted, the silly fufu will also passively increase. The price is nothing more than just watching and eating melons.

The funeral has come to an end here.

He can no longer make a more artistic and B-style link than this one, and the whole ceremony has gone through: hearse drifting, seven people carrying the coffin, mourning hall DJ symphony, only the final sublimation of ‘Grave Head Jumping Di’ is finished.

From the initial frantic struggle, the sealed filthy heroic spirit×5 has been silent. Salf's performance just now won him the terrifying ‘mourning power’, almost completely obliterating the bug state of White Fang in the Ninja World, giving him a real ‘social death judgment’.

[Encouragement division] This is the profession. The more funeral steps and the more elaborate the rituals, the more uncertain the audience will be.

Even if you hold Bailang as a liar at the beginning, I will see how you pretend. But as the funeral proceeded, I had to fall into it, and my mentality changed accordingly.

After seeing that the deception process is so complicated, so intentional, and so professional, the kind of "authority" that if there is nothing really shows its power, giving people an illusion called "convincing", and gradually Evolve into satisfaction and recognition.

You look at the funeral being so grand and costly, it seems like the Spring Festival Gala at Station B. How much is the cost behind it? You say this is a liar, don't your conscience hurt?

Don’t you just try to find peace when you die? It's worth it to be able to enjoy such a funeral. Especially the seafood noodles, it's so fresh!

…

The funeral came to a close, and the audience who had experienced deep brainwashing by Salf had lost control of themselves.

At this time, the soul character "Fugui Maru" at the bottom of the box directly [ghost swan + dance king + magic taunting transformation] a set of combined punches, forcing full attention, with sound and light special effects, and the four ghosts behind them are also wearing cheongsams. Dive into the enchanting pure land of bliss with the Huamao Guiyu holding a green onion fairy stick.

The audience was infected, and the whole process was full of excitement, and groups began to gather at the graves to further suppress the ‘dirty heroes’.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Bai Lang admired the butterfly steps of the ghost shark while talking to Kakashi, who had been played badly and smiled in despair.

"What are your thoughts on the final burial mode? After the black mud has been purified and cleared, there are still some remains of my father, what do you plan to do with it?"

Kakashi resisted the strange attraction of Fugui Pills, his eyes couldn't move, but he was distracted by willpower: "Do I have a choice?"

"Of course there are, such as traditional burial or cremation. In addition, we also provide more abundant options, such as pure natural and organic environmental protection funerals, tree burials, and space burials. Of course, due to hardware problems, we will not launch them for the time being. 'Space Burial' business."

"Too...empty?"

Kakashi was stunned, seeming to understand the meaning of the word. Passing through Fuguimaru, he looked at the blue sky and the sun behind him in awe. The picture of the old man's coffin flying to the sky flashed in his mind, shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and then he shook his head to interrupt.

"What is a tree burial, Mu Dun? What about a natural organic funeral?"

Bailang explained: "As everyone knows, the human body is rich in nutrients. Natural organic burial treats the human body as a golden rubbish, which is dehydrated and then crushed to grind out organic powder rich in nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, and sprinkle it into the field as fertilizer. It turns into spring mud to protect flowers, and finally reappears in the form of environmentally friendly vegetables, melons and fruits, blessing future generations to grow up healthily and vigorously."

Kakashi stood on the spot, the funeral ideas in other worlds are so trendy?

"Eat... Eat?" Isn't this too cruel?

Bai Lang shook his head: "No, no, no, your view is too narrow. What's the difference between illiterate people who think that food is contaminated and inedible after dung is poured on the ground? This is prejudice. You don't understand the ecological cycle of the food chain at all. ."

"Sorry, I can't accept it. Is there anything else?"

Lang happily nodded: "Of course, I personally admire the two most burial methods, which are also the highest-level funeral modes I have mastered. Although fish and bear paws are not both available, I have pioneered the development of the VIP supreme luxury mixed burial package. I hope you can be satisfied and draw a perfect end to your father."

"What's the specific content?" Kakashi looked worried, and didn't trust any punctuation marks of Bailang at all.

"Of course it is the most romantic "firework funeral + diamond funeral"!"

Kakashi's heart sank, as expected! "Fireworks?"

"Yes, through the fire escape, the polluted remains of the father were calcined into pure inorganic matter, mainly carbon, phosphorus, oxygen, and calcium, and the dross were removed to fill the fireworks. Then light the fuse, spiral into the sky, and explode a flower at midnight. The romantic fireworks illuminate the entire night sky, from now on everywhere, living the same life as the heaven and the earth, rich in the meaning of beautiful blessings."

Kakashi, who didn't understand the mystery of his father's explosive spiral ascension, was still trembling. Excited and a little unacceptable, are people in your world so romantic?

He forcibly calmed his emotions and warned himself, maybe this is the custom of the demon outside the territory, right?

"Where is the other half of the essence?"

Lang controlled a smile and introduced in a gentle voice: "As we all know, the carbon element in human ashes can be used to make artificial diamonds! Although the father can not burn the relics, he can refine the most essence of C into a bright ashes. Diamonds. Diamonds last forever and pass down forever. They symbolize eternity and can be worn as jewelry."

"The physical properties, chemical composition, and optical effects of ashes diamonds are comparable to natural diamonds. Unlike natural diamonds, the carbon of natural diamonds comes from the movement of the earth's crust, while the carbon of ashes diamonds comes from close relatives. A unique treasure in the world. It has passed the "official authority certification" of this seat, enjoys the anti-counterfeiting protection of heaven, and comes with unique blessings of luck, which is completely different from those coquettish ordinary diamonds."

"The'VIP Supreme Luxury Mixed Funeral' service launched by our company can not only allow the father to spiral upward and live the same life as the world, but also incarnate the world's strongest diamond, immortal. Is there a better funeral than this mixed meaning? The burial is bitter and weak, and the spiral is soaring. Deterioration and decay, and the diamond is eternal! What are you waiting for? It's better to act quickly."

"This..." Kakashi's words are poor, and when the funeral is done, he is already numb. Moreover, with the unprecedented success of the funeral, Bailang’s [Entire Master] has condensed a terrifying ‘authority’ that convinced and obeyed his uncontrollable choice.

After all, the protagonists of this funeral are Bailang and Baifang, and he has only half a dime relationship with Kakashi.

As a high-level supporting actor, he could not shake the ‘expert authority’ of Bailang, and even the contractors who were on the sidelines were all domesticated and became one of the power sources of this ceremony.

The funeral has been held to this point, although it hasn't ended yet, the white waves wearer has the title of [In and Out of Truth] and has already felt that his ‘funeral ceremony’ has established a deep connection with the ‘Ninja Root’.

Put it in the Moon World, that is, through the Holy Grail to penetrate the channel connecting the root cause, you can fix the error and loopholes in the "Black Holy Grail bug" related to the white tooth. And it was witnessed by representatives of the Ninja 1/2 camp and 1/3 contractors.

World-class legend has long been a sure thing.

This round is done! Just a luxurious finishing touch to start the business.

"Five-five, cough, Kakashi. Surely you know our identity? Here I can promise that the ashes diamond refined by my unique method can add some extra elements to make it into a paradise-certified gem~www .NovelMTL.com~ Don't you want to refine the power that your father is most proud of into diamonds, carry it with you into the paradise, and accompany you to battle one world after another and witness your growth?" Bailang continued to bewitched.

Yes, Bailang hand rubs various funeral goods, can add embers, obtain certification, and bring back to the paradise.

In addition, the "Blind Box Open the Coffin" of the Soul Relief Coffin can always explode some "ninjutsu training experience" or other things. Refining these into diamonds is the perfect carrier.

[White Tooth Gem] Carrying the sword skills of the flagwood clan. Obtain such a ‘Ninja Sword Amplification Gem’ and embed it in a piece of ‘Sword Equipment’.

The father's soul did not disappear, but settled inside the weapon, accompanied his son to grow up together, and traveled through the heavens to face the enemy together. Just thinking about it, I was moved to tears. The father's love is so great. Have to add money!

Where is my funeral? Obviously, waves of merit are being produced. Taoism is authentic, who is it?

"I……"

Hearing Bailang's endless sales pitches, Kakashi had to admit that he was a little moved.