Dimensional Eroders

Booming...

With a blast, the dazzling fireball radiated light and heat unscrupulously in the sky, snatching the sun's limelight, and then turning from prosperity to decline, turning into a dark red cloud, and finally evolving into a mushroom cloud.

Against the backdrop of this extra-flavored version of the daytime fireworks (ashes mushroom cloud model), this funeral event ended successfully without any surprises.

At the last moment of the funeral, Kakashi, a dutiful son of c, couldn't resist the pressure of the overwhelmingly authoritative expert that Bailang accidentally released.

At that time, he only felt a panic in his brain, arguing with each other in a mess, and for a time lost the ability to judge, only felt suffocated, unable to think independently. At a critical juncture, he followed his heart, trusted and listened to the expert advice given by Bailang, and chose the mixed vip supreme luxury mixed funeral.

Since the funeral was chosen to be carried out during the day, and the entire ‘ritual’ was successfully connected to the ‘Ninja Root’, it cannot be interrupted. It’s not impossible to have to delay the firework until the night before launching the fireworks.

But Bailang was unable to maintain the unprecedented enthusiasm of the audience until dark, and forcibly delayed, it would only cause the loss of the ‘mournal power’ and the loss would not be worth the gain. So he acted decisively and asked Shuo Mao Xiansen to incarnate as a small sun in the daytime, illuminating Konoha, and fully expounded what the real ‘hard core fire will’ is!

As a true ashes Konoha ninja, where Mr. White Fang spiraled to heaven, explosions continued unabated. The flames illuminate the leaves, the ashes bring nourishment and nourish all things, and let the new leaves germinate. When the prosperity is gone, the nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium will eventually disappear, leaving only the bright ashes diamonds shining, immortal, for future generations to pay their respects.

In the last part of the funeral, Bailang "opened the blind box" at the scene and took out the black and white photo urn of "Yinrongwanzai". After opening, in addition to a small amount of carbon with a purity of up to 99.999%, there are some [? ? ? 】The evil purification crystallization of this world, a 【Hanmu Swordsmanship Practice Experience】, and multiple pieces of equipment.

There are five filthy heroic spirits buried by Bailang. Among them, the Saber rank left a short knife used by White Fang while he was alive, and the Assassin rank left a mask with a breath-holding effect...

Because this funeral was jointly initiated by the ‘White Dwarf Team’ behind Bailang and the ‘Konoha Federation’, and his personal funeral technology became a shareholder, it would be too ugly if he chooses to swallow the inheritance in full view.

Therefore, Lang generously took out these ‘funeral proceeds’ and began to host the spoils-sharing activity on the spot.

[Encouragement division] is a ‘supporting profession’, not good at fighting, unpopular and niche, and only authoritative in the professional field. While being narrow-minded, he also obtained the authority to distribute the inheritance. Of course, he wouldn't let me be the other? No one will question because everyone is convinced. (Bailang: Are you happy?) (Nodding crazily: Convinced! Convinced!)

The attributes of the short knife and the mask were so-so, he didn't use it himself, so he simply gave it to Kakashi as a relic. This "funeral" is an advertisement he made to the entire paradise alliance. Don't worry about personal gains and losses, word of mouth is the most important thing. He is establishing character!

Bailang believes that what is given out now will be rewarded a hundred and a thousand times in the future.

Is it a loss? I make a blast!

It's a pity that Fifty Five had already signed the Familiar Contract, and he also used the second Familiar column. Otherwise, the favorability will increase sharply, or it can be brought back to the paradise and sold at a high price.

After a brief negotiation, Lang took the ‘Knife Skill Training Experience passed down from generation to generation’ by the flagwood clan as an enchanting material, paid 50 embers, raised a small bottle of ‘urn urn’, turned it into magic, and showed it to the public.

In the next second, Lang used the virtual career template to launch [Funeral Alchemy]. In a piece of melon exclamation, rubbed out a light blue quality inlaid gemstone (light yellow diamond).

Then, in the continuous and fierce applause, he solemnly handed the diamond to Kakashi, patted him on the shoulder, said a section of inspirational poisonous chicken soup, and once again received a grateful look with a dutiful son.

Behind him,'Hi Noro (喜樂の喜の郎)' wearing a black suit with soil, was also affected by the atmosphere, with tears in his eyes, no excitement and restlessness in the past, and was so moved that he raised his hand to wipe the water in the corner of his eye and held A set of exquisite'bone china tableware' presented by Bailang has not been able to calm down for a long time.

This set of gifts is also one of Bailang's [Funeral Alchemy] drawings. When he was synthesizing treasures, he put nearly a hundred copies of drawings into the bronze coffin, bone china tableware is one of them. I vaguely remember that originally it seemed to be a comer from the "Apa Tea Collection"?

The amount of ashes provided by an adult is considerable, not to mention that the amount of white teeth is enough for five people, and the shipment is huge! In addition to launching unnecessary impurities into the sky, living the same life as the sky and the earth; and a handful of high-purity essence for immortality, there is still a large amount of surplus.

As a result, the waves combined with the soil that can be seen everywhere in the natural world, and hand-made a set of exquisitely shaped, luxuriously patterned, and fine-textured ‘bone china tableware’. The Victorian British aristocracy is full of fanfare.

It is a good choice whether it is used to eat and drink tea, let the deceased stay with him for life; or to give gifts to relatives and friends, put them indoors as exquisite works of art, and drive away evil spirits. Produced by Baiya, you deserve to use it. Konoha officially designated tableware for banquets.

Not only will it not spoil the atmosphere, but it is a work of art. European vampires can't burn oriental porcelain with fine texture, they like to delve into evil ways, come up with some ghost things to benchmark a, and impose standards to show their own style and taste.

The Chongyi Ninja Realm, who has always respected the Golden Retriever, will inevitably follow this trend.

You see, how happy it is to smile with soil.

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When the funeral was over and the audience was on their way home to savor the taste of'Lalaiye Seafood Poisonous Mushroom Soup', they couldn't help themselves. Observers sent by various forces also stepped forward to observe the'Blind Box Open Coffin'. Seven Star Coffin.

At this time, Bailang put away the [Treasures-Netherworld Soul Coffin (Coffin)] and only left the wooden coffin (one-time, non-recycling) that once sealed the ‘dirty souls’ for inspection.

After repeated inspections, these contractors finally confirmed that Bailang did not play tricks. The black mud heroes beyond the shadow level were indeed permanently obliterated, and even relics were left behind, and they were paradise-certified equipment.

This discovery caused quite a stir.

As observers, they didn't figure out how Bailang did it? But it is obviously related to the ‘god’ and the ‘ritual’ behind this funeral.

There is not enough information to deal with the superiors, what can we do? At the scene, many small clever ghosts suddenly had a brainstorm and offered to bid for the "trophies" after the white wave blind box was opened. The scene was very hot, the monks were too fleshy and the relics were carried away, and the scene was out of control for a time.

Fortunately, at a critical juncture, Bai Lang shouted: "The'Bone China Suit' is the essence of the'Evil of this World' after being purified! Although I don't understand the mystery, but the secret to super purifying the black mud must be hidden. In it!"

In order to decipher and master the technology of autonomously purifying the black mud, the greedy contractors let the funeral gifts (a large amount) that they used to be sold at the price of souvenirs (to make an explosion).

In the blink of an eye, Bailang made up for the loss suffered by the distribution of inheritance in an instant. In a funeral, he actually made 5000 embers by selling discs? ! Who can believe this Nima? There is no reason!

This is a vacation. He didn't even take a serious paradise mission, and he had all his private work at hand. As a result, a sudden funeral, let him earn the total income of the past mission!

Going to Nima to be a serious fire-spreader to do serious tasks, labor and capital quit! The labor and capital showdown, I'm going to engage in a ‘funeral’! Make a lot of money!

In the end, Bailang was squeezed out of the center of the big stage of the grave, and Kakashi, who was confused with his filial piety, was surrounded by everyone, trying to purchase his relics, diamonds... etc. at a high price.

These contractors also see that Bailang's funeral is more dependent on external forces and the environment. I am afraid that without so many factions, it would be difficult for him to replicate this success. Therefore, the relics in Kakashi's hands are more valuable for research.

These things in themselves are not worthy of condescension by the second- and third-order contractors, but the ‘business opportunities’ behind them are worth it.

In the confusion, Kakashi sold all the items except the "White Tooth Diamond" before it was warm. He would like to raise a huge sum of money, which is enough for him to fully understand himself in the first time after entering the park. Strengthen and arm it again, and even let the'Master God' copy a new father 100% according to the molecular structure of the white tooth. (White Teeth: I am not dead at all! This wave of mine is cheating the corpse to collect money and earning an immigration fee for my son!)

Bailang had to sigh, he was probably a blessing in disguise, right?

Originally, his father Demon fell and slaughtered Konoha, which brought him tremendous mental pressure, but he solved it with force, and was on the verge of mental breakdown. However, in a desperate situation, he met the noble man in his life (Buried Ma Lang).

Lang not only saves his dead father for him, it's over! all! Free! fee! Let White Fang get free, let him get redemption, let Konoha put an end to hidden dangers, and become the arrogant arrogance of the "Black Holy Grail" for the will of the Ninja World. In addition, a ‘embedded gemstone’ was also given, and the rest of the relics were instantly sold at a sky-high price, completing the original accumulation of entering the park.

In just one day, Kakashi is in a different situation, and his future life is full of bright.

…

After being forced to withdraw from the grave, Bailang also began to count the harvest of the funeral ceremony.

First of all, this funeral was held in Konoha, the center of the Ninja World, where half of the Ninja World was gathered, and 1/3 of the contractor team sent representatives, and the attention was unprecedented. Moreover, Langdi did indeed rely on this attention + conviction from the ‘human society’ to push the ‘ritual’ to the point of connecting the ‘roots of the Ninja World’, and cleanly send away the 5 times filthy heroic spirits.

Therefore, the world-class legend +1!

This ‘legendary’ is temporarily unavailable, and the title of [Encouragement Master], which is still in the growth stage, has also obtained a lot of nutrients, which makes the quality of the treasure increase by one level: [d+]

There is no increase from d to c, which shows that Baoju itself has limited ‘hardware quality’. At least the'coffin set' itself is lacking, and it does not meet the upgrade standard.

And the extra sign [+] is where the soul is, giving him the strength of ‘leapfrog funeral’. At a critical juncture, when there is no burial, it can still come back under adversity, and the maximum ‘burial output ceiling’ is doubled out of thin air.

In terms of practice, it means ‘fun and explode’. After failing to overtake Frieza, Kakarot opened the second funeral of "Super Mom Funeral 1". If it’s d++, it’s ‘Super Mom Funeral 2’.

In addition, the virtual occupation of [Encouragement Division] that has just been acquired but is still unfamiliar. After this battle, some kind of tempering was obtained.

If the [Entire Master] is regarded as a newly-made sword, then this funeral is a ceremonial sword sacrifice ceremony. Using five times the shadow grade dirty soil, black mud and white teeth as a sacrifice, perfect super power, communicate with the roots of the Ninja world, and empower this ‘professional’ to lay a very high foundation in one fell swoop, and the start is the pinnacle.

[You hosted an extremely influential world-class funeral, which attracted the attention of the ninja world, communicated to the root of the planet, and gave freedom to the dead soul polluted by the evil of this world. Legend +1. The title of ‘Encouragement Master’ was promoted, and the title of ‘Into the Truth’ was promoted. 】

[You are paid attention to by the Ninja world again, please choose one of the following two options:]

[Option 1: Single promotion is the focus of the world will. Continuing to super-purify the ‘evil of this world’ for the ninja world can enhance the individual’s status in the ninja world. (Fairy-level account, ranked 165)]

[Option 2: Combine this Ninja world concern with the ‘Holy Land Construction Template’. It is transferred to the "Lotus Pond", which greatly improves the position of the "Holy Land Template" in the Ninja Realm sequence. (Raised to 131)]

This prompt flattered the waves.

The ‘Black Holy Grail bug’ is only good for Paradise Alliance’s destruction of the Ninja World. Because the ‘evil of this world’ not only accelerates the rate of destruction, the flooding and erosion of black mud also increases the ‘digestibility’ of the paradise.

Anything that is deeply polluted and absorbed by the black mud will eventually be decomposed and digested by the "paradise" and converted into nutrients.

The only people threatened by the ‘evil of this world’ are the ‘ninja world’ and the ‘contractor’.

Paradise is fully capable of decomposing and digesting the ‘evil of this world’. Black mud is a deadly poison for the ninja world, from a chronic death to an acute death.

For contractors, pollution will penetrate the ‘engineering project’, leading to crazily shrinkage and devaluation of revenue, making ends meet. It is equivalent to the hard work of the contractor to gather the ‘crystals of the world’, but the paradise flows into his pockets in the form of ‘black mud’ at zero cost.

Therefore, Bailang's unprecedented funeral was immediately regarded as a life-saving straw by the ‘will of the Ninja World’ of Survival in despair, giving him extraordinary luck; at the same time, he was treated with emphasis by many contractors.

…

The planet Ninja is now threatened by the "Black Holy Grail" and chooses to show its favor; it is very similar to the three native immortals of the "Toad, Snake, and Slug" who were born after being threatened by the alien Kaguya Ji.

The latter decisively confuses two filial sons, teaches the fairy model, crazes her mother, seals into the moon, seeks to usurp the throne, and crowns the king.

If Bailang chooses 1, he will also enjoy the support of the Ninja will policy of the new era of "the immortal buried in the mother".

Even if he doesn't have a ‘Holy Land’ close to him, he can still gain a place by virtue of his talents and deep connection with the will of the Ninja World. It's just that he didn't go with the ‘big tube wood sequence’, and there was no ninja administrator account such as ‘reincarnation eye, rebirth eye’; instead, he was the planet administrator account of ‘psychic beast fairy’ (ninja ***).

Going down this path, after the destruction of the Ninja world in the future, Bailang will not need to pass through the ‘artificial holy land’, but will still be able to get a share of it. Even with the help of the destruction of the Ninja world, a ‘rule of funeral and burial’ was analyzed.

At the same time, this personal ‘support’ can also be transferred to the ‘Lotus Pond’. At the same time, it will improve the specifications of the ‘Holy Land’ and deepen his control and influence on the ‘Holy Land’.

After weighing the pros and cons, of course Bailang chose to do it alone!

Because he is currently using the account of the name "Uchiha Chashu Mushroom", backed by the mysterious "God (Keto [Profane Priest]; how can he and his old enemy Water Country Lotus Pond Immortal "Shirakawa Kyutaro" 'Mixed up?

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In addition to this unexpected joy, Lang’s [Encouragement Division] profession also grew out of nothing, generating a set of default [Funeral Group Formula]

[Perfect Funeral Formula = Dark Coffin Alchemy + Sealing Technique + Hearse Drift + Coffin Carrying Seven People + Pink Funeral Song and Dance Troupe + Sinking Demon Band + Lingtang Dj + Grave Head Wealth + Whole Village Food + Big Rubbing Tablet Hand + Blind Box Open the coffin + flowers and diamonds]

There is no road in the world. If there is more travel, then there will be.

There is no fixed funeral process for the profession of [Encouragement Division]. Moreover, he is pregnant with hundreds of drawings and has unlimited funeral possibilities.

However, after an unprecedentedly successful funeral comparison, the ‘virtual profession’ will automatically collect data and screen out the most efficient funeral tips.

It's like there was no martial arts in the beginning, only Fengche Wangbaquan. But there were too many prostitutes who were killed by reading books and not subscribing, so they summed up a variety of excellent moves and formed a genre. Such as: Tiger claws have no household hands, cut off sons and grandchildren's legs...

The "big data funeral method" of Bailang is not solidified. Every link is going through a funeral, screening the advantages and eliminating the shortcomings, and supports the improvement space for subsequent optimization and reorganization.

With this formula, he can select and combine the ‘funeral package’ in a targeted manner based on the strength of the funeral target, which greatly saves his energy.

In the face of weak customers, there is no need for a full set of formulas, just pick a few ‘funny kills’, you can float away with a hearse, and trample you to death with a grave head.

In the face of those giants who cannot be given away, not to mention the full set of formulas, and even expand the funeral specifications, invite celebrities from all over the world to be known, and hold a funeral summit at the level of the peach club, and sign a package of hundreds of billions on the spot. Orders, to bless the'funeral' specifications, and suppress the goal.

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After the funeral ended, as Bailang turned out to be a blockbuster, his personal information was dug up by the paparazzi, and it became clear.

From his coming to the Ninja world to practice medicine, to packing and selling newcomers for personal gain, joining Takiyin Village, the night of rebellion, severely injured and disabled, blasphemy priests exposed, purging the body and disappearing mysteriously, he is suspected to go to the big pagoda again, full of blood and resurrected, strong After returning, he stopped practicing medicine to save people, and instead held a funeral.

Some paparazzi keenly discovered that he has found the wealth code. I finally realized that studying medicine can't save the Ninja world, since I can see it through, ‘can’t save it! Wait for death! Goodbye! The truth is, so he abandoned the doctor and went to the grave, changed to making coffins and rubbing monuments, and began to play funerals?

This is too clear to see! It is even possible to put people to death first, and then try to see the poor, providing excellent funeral services, taking both upstream and downstream.

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With the analysis of Bailang's personality profile and experience, more and more are presented in front of different forces. Everyone has the following analysis and judgments about Bailang's experience:

The ‘medical contractor’ was originally his disguise. This person only had a rough knowledge of ‘blood healing witchcraft’ and temporarily learned basic medical knowledge, so he brazenly called himself an ‘old witch doctor’, far from the power of boasting.

He pretends that the core competence of the ‘medical contractor’ originates from a ‘goddess of life’ bound to the [Profane Priest]?

This time he descended into the Ninja World, he first hugged the thigh of an "Cthulhu", but was used by "Osnake Maru" and "The Second Generation of Certain Paradise" and then abandoned and fell into the bottom of his life.

But half a month ago, he came to life from desperation, and he hugged the thigh of the third "unknown god". Not only was he resurrected with blood, he also mastered the new power of "purifying the evil of this world" and formally set foot in the "funeral industry" in an instant Obtain a realm beyond the reach of other'grand burial masters' in their lifetime, and become an expert.

Here, the investigators of Paparazzi Paradise emphasized:

The ‘core purification ability’ of this contractor does not lie in his own strength and power system, but the ‘god’ behind him, which is suspected to be a projection of a contractor with a belief of Tier 5 or higher.

In addition, during the funeral ceremony, there were also two different ‘god’ laws fluctuating, which further verified the strength of his backer and the attached ‘from the god’, he was a real boss.

In addition, the contractor's profession [Profane Priest] has also become a new focus of attention. Compared with other self-defined ‘power systems’ from scratch, they finally condense to form a ‘big source’.

The shamelessness and dominance of [Profane Priest] is that as long as you hug a new thigh, you can use the'thigh' as ​​a'great source', and you can reach the sky in one step on an equal footing with the third and even fourth-order contractors.

And different from the ordinary'secretary system occupations', [Profane Priest] can switch and bind different'gods' at no cost, and frequently replace the'Great Source Core', which is equivalent to obtaining several occupations. This makes many contractors who work **** their own, Shedding drool of envy, jealousy and hatred.

However, this is the only one that can efficiently purify the ‘black mud’, and no one will attack him no matter how uncomfortable Bailang is. Because this product is a beneficial insect, it will not threaten the interests of other contractors, but is also helpful to everyone. It is naturally cared and protected by contractors in all camps.

Whoever dares to move him is to oppose all the Contractor forces facing the threat of black mud.