Dimensional Eroders

　　 After daybreak, the whole Konoha City was immersed in a strange atmosphere, and sneaky passers-by hurried to the bottom of the Hokage Rock and rushed to the Great Plaza of the Weiling Monument. I heard that there is a free running water banquet over there, first-come, first-served opportunities are limited.

　　 It's cheap for nothing, so why not take it?

　　 Today, there is an epic funeral that is destined to be a sensation in the Ninja world and is recorded in the history of Konoha. Those who can be matched with such treatment are naturally not unknown.

　　 The deceased was one of the four kings of Konoha, the most loyal right-hand man of the three generations of Danzang, who has served as the head of the Anbu for a long time, and the head of the Hagi clan. He gave him the nickname "White Album?" ...Sakumo Hagaki of White Killing People and Ghosts.

　　 This feast was made temporarily, without any fermentation preparations, and with only one night's notice, all representatives of the Fire Federation large and small ninja clan gathered together, as well as the talkers of nearly 1/3 of the senior teams in the Paradise Alliance.

　　 can be said to be the best of all talents, and the collection of small, long and salty.

　　Sakumomoto Shigeru, of course, does not have such a big face. The only person who can make half of the Ninja world condescend and smile to participate in the whole process is naturally only a hot man standing on the top of this funeral grave-bloody hands ruthlessly buried her!

　　All the big people are here for one thing, and that is, they learned from different channels that someone wants to high-profilely obliterate the ‘root-level bug—the evil of this world’ that plagues the entire Ninja world.

　　 If someone uses ‘Senior Ninja Black Mud’ to cheat on porcelain, they will only smile.

　　The contractor does not lack the ability to permanently destroy a tuft of low-level black mud, but what he lacks is the ability to continue to destroy the black mud.

　　 is different from the small garbage that is difficult to spread as long as it is sealed. Before he was alive, Shuo Mao was a super shadow-level powerhouse. After his death, he was strengthened by the black mud, and he was psychic three times. And the leader of this funeral, even more to prove his strength, overwhelmingly expanded the original ×3 dirty earth heroic spirit to five times!

Shock! terrible! Crazy! Too arrogant!

　　 Do not put the "Black Holy Grail" that led to the update of the Ninja game version in the eyes, that is, do not put all our contractor teams in the eyes. Bailang's provocative behavior achieved a publicity effect that exceeded expectations, and attracted many contractor teams who did not know his business capabilities.

　　 And Lang knows more clearly that after today, it is not only his fame in the Ninja World, but also a day of ‘legendity +1’, which completely sensationalizes the major paradise and enters the line of sight of the alliance.

　　 "My wonderful hand, benevolence, righteousness, witch doctor and wave, after all, I still embarked on the wrong path of making a name for me by ‘funeral’.

　　 Standing on the large stage of the tomb head temporarily arranged in the Great Plaza of the Weiling Monument, Bailang looked at the third-order big figures who appeared one after another on the Hokage Rock, and his thoughts were surging.

　　 shouldn't be! I cured the church, healed the disease, and brought people back to life. How could it become a funeral for another person? If it spreads out, who will come to me for treatment in the future? This is so deadly.

　　 At this time, I was holding a child's Suona Fufu in his hand, nervously hugging Bailang's thigh, rubbing his head like a cat, and looking at his father pitifully. She was deprived of her best Kazoo, and replaced with Suona, who was not good at it, a little panicked.

Bailang smiled and touched Futou and encouraged: "Don't be afraid, listen to my instructions. There is [Little Genius, Great Wailing Sky] to bless you with magical skills, just use it normally, and it's not much different from playing the kazoo flute. "

　　 "Hmm!" Silly Fufu nodded firmly, and promised, "No business trip!"

　　 "There is no error."

　　 Silly Fu's eyes panicked, and he quickly remedied: "Something went wrong!"

　　 "Hey..." Bai Lang looked melancholy at the sky, unspeakable melancholy.

　　……

　　 The time came to 8:30, the funeral of the filial son Flagwood of C was five or five, dressed in sackcloth, holding a crock, with a pair of sluggish, dead fish eyes, standing numbly beside the white waves, like a puppet at his mercy.

　　 Since Bailang only explained half of the funeral process after listening to him, he has gradually given up his life and thinking. It doesn't matter if he breaks the pot. As long as the fathers who have added two more relatives can be freed from the curse of the evil of this world, he will have no desires and desires.

　　 "Akai, don't be so desperate, trust me, you will definitely fall in love with this funeral." Bailang patted his half-way shoulder, encouraging him to cheer up.

　　 This is my father's funeral! How can I fall in love?

　　 Kakashi's eyes regained a little look, revealing an unbelievable look. Isn't this person mad?

　　 "This wave is a happy burial. I believe that if my father really has a spirit in the sky, he must also hope that his relatives and friends can be happy? What do you think?"

　　 "Mr. is right." Kakashi nodded numbly, no desire to talk, as long as you are happy.

Not far away, the Uchiha clan was newly promoted to a small waste chai, but was highly concerned by many contractors + showed good soil. He was wearing a black best man suit, bounced with excitement, and turned towards the card beside the white waves. Casey waved hello, trying to get his attention.

　　 Dai Tu really believes in the white capped talk, and came to be the funeral best man with a more exciting mood than attending his own wedding. At this moment, he almost yelled: "Kakashi, your dad is finally getting cold. Happy death day!"

　　 In the words of Bailang, Senior Shuomao can finally get rid of the curse of ‘dirty soil and black mud’, completely free and great liberation, and no longer a slaughter puppet dominated by souls.

　　 Where is Bei Sang’s funeral? Obviously, it was a happy day when his old man reincarnated and became a man again!

　　 Therefore, Lin on the side was particularly disgusted and avoided the soil. It feels too shameful, but in the bottom of her heart, she also faintly endures the horror of nonsense, not only a little happy for Kakashi, but also blessings for Uncle Shuomao's dog belt.

　　 and being controlled by the unsolvable evil of this world, turning into a black mud monster, it is not as good as completely gray. The reason behind this is heartwarming.

　　 "I heard that you can see other funeral performances unique to the world today. I am really looking forward to it." The girl held her hands on her chest, looking forward to the comforting monument, the luxurious grave created temporarily with earth escape.

　　 is almost like a stage, and there are two so big and cute mighty inflatable monsters, making the funeral that should have been sorrowful.

　　…=

　　 Not long after, the third generation of Hokage Shimura Danzo also appeared above his ‘statue’. From Huoyingyan, I overlooked the big square of the tomb head of the rotten solace monument, without saying a word, wanting to explore the depth of these contractors.

　　 More and more figures appeared near the Hokage Rock and the Comfortable Monument. A large number of villagers came on an empty stomach, looking around, looking for the location of the dining table.

　　 The hour hand has reached 9:00, and Bailang looked up and saw the bright sunshine, and exclaimed: "It's really a good weather for a picnic and outing! My dad has a blessing."

　　 Kakashi's eyelids twitched, and the guilt of killing Konoha's companion who had been killed by his father's demon in his heart disappeared instantly. Fortunately, he always wears a mask to cover the face that is too complicated to describe.

In Xiran’s noisy and powerful crowd eating melons, Bailang embeds [Treasures] into the main position of [Secret Treasures] and [Rabbit’s Army] into the auxiliary position, opening up the advanced integration of [Encouragement Division] virtual professions Version [Pink Funeral Song and Dance Ensemble].

　　 The whole popularity also changed in an instant, as if there was an invisible aura centered on the ‘cemetery’, covering the entire large square of the memorial monument. In the dark, he dominated something indescribable, became the focus of attention, and attracted the attention of ignorant eating melons.

　　 At the same time, Lang's original ‘low charm’ is also covered by this aura, which makes people subconsciously ignore it. Instead, there is a kind of mysterious authority, like an expert professor with an aura, no matter what they do is right and should be done.

The basic effect of 　　 [entertainer] is to become the focal point of the ‘funeral’ and to keep the rhythm of the ceremony at all times. As long as no one maliciously disrupts the funeral process, he is the most beautiful boy on the scene.

With the continuous advancement of the ceremony, this general trend is like falling more and more dominoes, which will eventually evolve into an unstoppable and irreversible trend, condensing a huge'power of social death authority judgment', and will all The dead ghost lying in front of him sent away!

　　……

　　 The first show, the traditional funeral overture: [The hearse drifts! 】

Under the blessing of 　　 evil spirits [Great Wailing and Holding National Days], Bailang loaded a song "The Shrimp Catcher", in the form of ‘Fluctuating Uprising-IBM Mental Pollution-Howling Power", it weakens the killing effect, expands the spread range, and resounds through the sky.

Immediately afterwards, a nuclear explosion little sheep lady battery car blessed by the evil spirit [Shirakawa. Little genius] [Dangerous Driving-Speeding Escape], in an unmanned manner, through the drainage channel to turn the curve, jetting out a plasma tail flame, sweeping After his debut, he used a chain at the rear of the car to connect the new treasure of Bailang [Soul Resurrection Coffin], and drove into the big square.

　　 Treasure [Soul Coffin], the father of Kakashi, who has been ×5, is sealed.

　　 If a foul soil and white teeth combat power ≥ a shadow. So the funeral talent that Bailang demonstrated today is equivalent to burying all over the five Ninja villages in one go and conferring the gods in one battle.

　　 From the moment the engine of the ‘nuclear blasted sheep’ roared, the entire funeral ritual had already begun.

　　 At this moment, Bailang opened the curtain through the most traditional funeral project [hearse drift]. For the Ninja audience, and even some contractors, it is full of bizarre curiosity and excitement.

　　 And the nuclear-explosive ‘fast and passion’ stunts aroused bursts of exclamation from the ignorance of the Ninja world. What a petite driverless battery, it flew up the big bronze coffin again and again, it was breathtaking, thinking that it would run out of control in the next moment, killing himself!

　　 In less than a second, the attention of the onlookers was attracted by the drift of the ‘ghost sheep’, controlling and managing the white waves of the ‘burial’, and immediately aware that the ‘burial power’ in the dark began to accumulate slowly.

　　 The length of this funeral is uncertain, and it can be adjusted according to his wishes. It can be lengthened or shortened. The same is true for every part of the funeral. Arrange as you like.

　　 However, he cannot directly interfere with the emotions of the audience. They must attract attention, gain recognition, and stimulate empathy through the wonderful funeral ceremony. Like a performer holding a baton, let everyone revolve around him.

　　 If this process is done well, the ‘burial power’ will increase rapidly, but if it is poorly played, it will also fall. The final effect of the funeral depends on the performance of Bailang and the degree of recognition of the audience.

　　 The start was perfect, and Bai Lang did not hesitate to stud directly, and with a thought, the [Pink Funeral Song and Dance Troupe] was activated.

　　 In the next second, on the back seat of the original unmanned drifting ghost sheep, 36 cute and lovely rabbits appeared in an instant with a pink soft fur.

　　 They look too cute, like cartoon dolls, stimulating a lot of girls, young women, aunts ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ screaming.

　　 Immediately, these 36 pink furry rabbits were on the back seat, stacked one on top of the other, posing like 36 little arhats. Then "Swiss", as if the magical Sange drove on a motorcycle, began to change formations, made a lot of incredible artistic structures, and did not forget to play a set of Shaolin Xiaoluohan boxing in unison with ‘hahahaha’.

　　 Bunnies backed by the [Tubo King Bodhisattva], automatically downloaded the Shaolin boxing program in the martial arts database, and rehearsed hundreds of times in the dream state, and the movements were perfect without a trace of error.

　　 At the same time, the returned [Acrobatic God] Fugui Maru also blessed their [Acrobatic] priesthood on them. Only then has this scene:

　　【Nuclear Explosion Hearse Drift: Thirty-Six Acrobatics Arhats Array】

　　 I saw the bunnies suddenly disintegrated in the air, spinning and rolling. With the help of the huge inertia of another round of automatic nuclear explosion drift of the ghost sheep, the trapeze draws a distance and accurately falls on the surface of the [Bronze Soul Coffin] that is also swaying wildly in the air. Chakra stepped on the tree and landed steadily and continued to be crazy. Punch concave shape.

　　Dangerous acrobatic martial arts, instantly aroused cheers from the audience, Kakashi stared at him blankly, his mind was blank.

　　 After a long time, he looked at the fairy slab that was stepped on by 36 rabbits who were constantly changing the ‘Little Acrobatic Arhat Array’, and finally came up with a thought: “That’s... the daddy’s coffin slab?”

　　 "No, no! This is... a funeral?"

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