Wilderness Lucky God

From the corner of his eyes, Wang Dafu watched Ye Tian interact with the water friends. X23US. COM updates fastest

He estimates that for another person, it is likely to be beaten!

Those words that I said are sometimes too rude!

Lin Xue'er watched all this in a novel way. She had also watched the live broadcast, but she had never seen the atmosphere of the live broadcast. It was completely different.

Especially.... Ye Tian's words are relatively unpleasant, and the key water friends have listened to them seriously.

She has seen people who sing, dance, perform talents, play games, and have never seen help people solve emotional problems. The key is to solve the problem with this kind of attack, as if talking and laughing between friends, or even mutual damage .

The style of the live broadcast suddenly changed.

"By the way, the anchor, it's been a long time since I said a joke, here are a few!"

"Yeah! Today's weather is so good, with such a beautiful scenery, it's inappropriate not to make a few jokes."

"Well, dinner is delicious today, anchor, let's celebrate with a few jokes."

"Hahaha~~ The successful bid for the 2008 Olympic Games, let's celebrate with a few jokes."

"66666.... Your sudden words made me unable to take it for a while."

"Damn, my brain almost didn't react. What you said has half a dime to do with the anchor's jokes."

"You guys are so good! I almost believed all the reasons you said."

"God that the weather is good, that the dinner is delicious, that the Olympic bid is successful, I will serve you all!"

"In the middle of the night, there was pig-like laughter in my room, and then I was scolded!"

......

Ye Tian couldn't help but froze when he saw this scene, rolled his eyes, and said, "You guys, this showman, successfully interrupted my thoughts, but it's true that I haven't told jokes for a long time, before going to bed. , here are a few to help!"

Wang Dafu and Lin Xueer have also been watching the barrage in Ye Tian's live broadcast room. Although their mobile phones are a bit weak, they have no signal in this place!

It's just so much fun.

When I saw those barrages, I was also stunned.

What does this have to do with saying jokes?

Well, then sure, it really doesn't matter.

In this live broadcast room, the IQ of ordinary people really can't keep up.

Wang Dafu watched Ye Tian's live broadcast room, and of course he knew what Ye Tian was talking about. He immediately sat upright and listened carefully to prevent the car from overturning.

Lin Xue'er was full of curiosity, what is this passage? Why are these people so happy?

From the barrage of Qi Shushua, it can be shown that these water friends are very happy, it must be very exciting, Mei Mu stared at Ye Tian, ​​waiting quietly for the following.

Well, before going to bed, it should be something to help you sleep!

Drink water first!

Ye Tian thought for a while, then said: "Then let's start with an emotional one, which just echoes the theme just now. When I was in junior high school, a friend's puppy love was discovered by the head teacher, and the head teacher called him directly to the office. After several hours of gradual enlightenment and persuasive education, the head teacher finally understood the reason why he couldn't find a girlfriend in his 30s."

"Pfft~"

Lin Xue'er just drank the water in her mouth, but the next moment, she sprayed it directly. This turning point was so urgent that she couldn't react for a while.

That's a joke!

Is there such an operation in the world?

Wang Dafu: "66666"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~~"

"6666"

"666666"

"Damn, this turn is too fast! It's too early to prevent it!"

"Grass! It turned over again."

"This student is awesome! Really awesome!"

"Hahaha~~ The head teacher finally understands the reason why he has not been able to find a girlfriend for more than 30 years."

"God he can't find a girlfriend, so who the hell educates who!"

"23333....Educating students to be educated by students."

"Reminds me of a piece of news. A human trafficker, because of exhaustion, stopped by the road to take a nap, and woke up to find that one of his kidneys was missing."

"Hahaha~~ The news upstairs is similar to the anchor's joke."

"Damn, I've been single for more than 20 years, anchor, I really want to make friends with your friend and let him educate me."

"I'm in my thirties now, and I'm still single. I almost burst into tears when I heard this joke."

"I feel that this friend of the anchor is the anchor himself, and only the anchor is so angry."

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, I think so too."

......

Ye Tian was taken aback, because Lin Xue'er almost sprayed him, and missed a little bit.

With a sincere look on his face, he said, "Next time I tell jokes, don't drink water next to me, it's easy to accidentally get hurt."

Lin Xueer's face was slightly red, but she didn't speak, but her two big eyes were bent into an arc, she couldn't help laughing, and then she leaned a little closer to Ye Tian.

She couldn't help remembering that Ye Tian teased her a few times before, and it seemed like these jokes made her angry and anxious, but she couldn't help but pay attention to him.

Ye Tian wiped a few drops of water on his face, woman! Don't apologize, it's too rude, he wants to fight back.

Rolling his eyes, he continued hehe said, "Let me tell you one more, a couple of old people's love at dusk, they got married, and when they were making out on the wedding night, because the two old people were usually funny, the bride stroked the groom's younger brother, shy. Q: Husband, what are you doing? The groom replied solemnly: This is a veteran cadre; after a while, the groom stroked the bride and asked, "Sister, what are you? The bride replied: This is the veteran cadre activity center."

Swish it!

Lin Xue'er didn't even need to look at it, she knew that her face was blushing, and her face was buried unconsciously.

This is not a serious joke at all, this is a colorful joke.

Everyone is an adult and has never eaten pork or seen a pig run!

The live broadcast room exploded directly!

"Fuck!"

"6666"

"666666"

"Damn, I thought it was a serious car, but after thinking about it, it's not a car for kindergarten at all."

"Nima! Overturned! Overturned! Hurry up to open the door, I want to get off!"

"Don't be delusional, the car has long been locked by the anchor."

"Veteran cadres, veteran cadre activity center, these two words, and two places, have been played by the anchor again."

"Madan, anchor, how do you think I should face the veteran cadres and the veteran cadre activity center."

"If I told my grandfather this joke, I would probably be beaten to death by him. He is at the Veteran Cadre Activity Center every day."

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, you can try it!"

"Cough cough~~ This metaphor is so apt."

"Damn, this live broadcast room is poisonous, and this episode is even more poisonous. I'm about to be poisoned to death. Anchor, another episode, I can save it again."

"Wipe~ I thought it was a troll, but I didn't expect to see that it turned out to be an accomplice, the anchor, and another one."

"Yes, yes, yes, another one! Otherwise I won't be able to sleep at all today."

......

Ye Tian, ​​with a smile on his face, poked Lin Xue'er beside him with his fingers, and asked, "Are you still listening?"

Lin Xueer's body was startled, and her heart suddenly burst into anger. She immediately understood that Ye Tian did it on purpose, raised her head to look at Ye Tian, ​​and made a fierce expression: "Woooo~~"

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