Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian stretched out his hand to the screen above the aerial camera and gave this paragraph to ~щww~~lā

Lin Xue'er also raised her head curiously and looked over.

The same is true for Wang Dafu.

Suddenly, two confused expressions appeared again.

What the hell is this?

I always feel the literary atmosphere that blows my face, making people feel ashamed.

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"Damn, what is this person saying? I can understand each word separately, but I can't understand it together."

"I feel like reading the text of a Chinese class. Kneeling! Kneeling! The masters are among the people."

"This force is really unpredictable!"

"Big brother, awesome! Kneel down!"

"The barrage has been suspended successfully. Damn, I always feel like I'm getting hit in the head. I'm sorry for the language teacher. I'll give you everything you taught."

"Learning makes me happy, learning makes me stronger, learning... I can't understand the study in Nima!"

"23333... I feel that the anchor is also planted this time, seeing the embarrassed expression on the anchor's face."

"This guy won't be here to smash the game! He's so showy."

"Damn it, brother, you don't even have a show!"

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Ye Tian also had a feeling in his heart that this guy was here to smash the game.

Otherwise, that would be great!

This kind of god-like operation, his scalp is a little numb!

Fortunately, his level of classical Chinese is ok, otherwise this time he might really be planted!

Ye Tianfeng explained lightly: "What this water friend wants to say is roughly the same as his online name. He fell in love with a girl. The girl is very beautiful and talented, but he is ordinary-looking, poor and lacking in strength. The most important thing is love rivals, come and ask me what to do."

"[Lovesickness]: Hehehe...big...that's probably what it means."

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"Hahaha~~ Anchor **!"

"God translates!"

"The anchor is so showy, my scalp is numb."

"Mom sells criticism, isn't it bad to speak human words? Brother, look, everyone can understand what the anchor said. You have to pretend to be forceful."

"23333.... This operation once made my scalp tingle."

"Hahaha~~ I was just forced to break through by the anchor. Damn, it made me laugh like a barbell."

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Originally, Wang Dafu and Lin Xueer, who were stunned and suspicious of their lives, were stunned.

Hearing Ye Tian's divine translation, he suddenly laughed miserably!

It's a good fit, but I don't know how many grades it was directly pulled down. ..

[Lovesickness]: "Then... that, the anchor, is there any way?"

Ye Tian pondered for a while,

Said: "To be honest, from this water friend, I still see an advantage that many people can't see."

[Lovesickness]: "???? What advantages?"

Sitting far away in front of the computer, he felt a little excited.

In fact, tonight, he also thought about it for a long time before speaking about it.

In fact, he didn't have any confidence in his heart. After all, he really didn't have any advantages, so when he heard that Ye Tian had discovered his advantages, could he not be excited?

There are advantages, or advantages that most people do not exist, so he can confidently pursue girls!

"What? Advantage?"

"Is there any advantage to this?"

"...Anchor, you are comforting him! What a nice guy!"

"Brother, I still advise you to give up! If you are as good as you said, then you are already a goddess. You have no money, no talent, no power, and you are not handsome. What do you rely on to chase girls? Now society is very realistic. ."

"Yeah! Everyone likes pretty ones. The main thing is to see how much money you have in your pocket or how handsome you are."

"You have no money, no talent, no power, and you are not handsome. What can you use to attract girls? Could it be that you have 8!"

"Damn, this car upstairs isn't a car for kindergarten."

"Fuck! This bend is beyond our control, and it flashes Lao Tzu's waist!"

"Fortunately, I kept holding the steering wheel and almost rolled over."

"Wait, listen to what the anchor wants to say first. In case I have this advantage, I can also chase the goddess in the future!"

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Ye Tian nodded without a trace, and continued: "Your advantage is that you are still a little hard-headed about your situation, unlike most young people who are not at all hard-headed, that's how you can really make people look at it. It hurts."

[Lovesickness]: "..."

At this time, he had 10,000 words in his heart, not knowing whether to say it or not!

After waiting for a long time, he said his advantages, this is it!

It's not that he is poor, has no talent, no power, and that he is so ugly!

Tears almost flowed from his eyes.

You can't lie, it's okay to lie to him!

In the live broadcast room, in fact, many water friends are in the same situation as this water friend. After all, who doesn't like good girls! But how to chase it?

When they heard Ye Tian's answer, everyone immediately wanted to lift the table.

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"Anchor, I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not!"

"Anchor, I have 10,000 words that I don't know if I should say it or not!"

"I was so angry that I almost burst into tears! How can I not hit people like this!"

"Although what the anchor said is right, I'm still very angry!"

"23333....I knew, this is another pit! Why did I jump into it."

"I really want to follow the Internet to kill the anchor! I hug my 200-pound self in distress."

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"Hahahaha, just kidding!"

Looking at the provoked live broadcast room, Ye Tian wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and said seriously: "Cough cough~~ Actually, this friend's classical Chinese is quite good, you give her this way. Write a love letter, use your sincerity to impress her, just like you said, the rival in love should be in good condition in all aspects, although the society is more impetuous, but there are still many girls who yearn for pure love and small beauty, in case You bumped into it! If you don't try, you'll never know the result, so come on.

Back 10,000 and talk again! Well, in case she is blind! Just look at you! "

[Lovesickness]: "Thank you, the anchor, I will try it."

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~~"

"Damn, God is so blind. If this girl really likes him, how blind she will be."

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, it's too much!"

"As far as I feel, the previous version of the anchor is still telling the truth."

"Hahaha~~ Don't tell the truth, I can't help laughing again."

"I feel that what the anchor said is right, and it's all about my heart. In fact, there are still many girls who yearn for pure love, and I always yearn for it. I don't care about looks, money, talent, as long as I am right. I'm fine, you guys don't understand a girl's heart at all."

"Fuck! Miss upstairs, I love you, and I will love you with a pure heart."

"I'm more innocent, I've always been pure, I've never even talked about love, Miss, add a WeChat!"

"Miss, choose me! Choose me! I will be good to you for the rest of my life."

"Damn~~ you beasts, this young lady clearly told me first."

"Fuck off! You clearly told me."

"But I still like a handsome and talented man like the anchor. Anchor, I love you! I want to give you a monkey!"

"...Damn, sure enough, the so-called disregard for appearance is all a lie.") Book lovers, please pay attention!