Wilderness Lucky God

Chapter 203 Lao Tzu is a slap in the face

Then Ye Tian saw the forest elephant stunned for a moment, then turned and walked towards the river, his nose stuck in the river, madly. ..

Seeing this action, Ye Tian's face twitched fiercely, and he turned around and ran away without hesitation.

When running, he shouted, "Okay, you have a seed, I don't play anymore, can't beat you and still can't run?"

Although the water friends in the live broadcast room were joking, they really thought that Ye Tian would face the elephant, but they never expected that Ye Tian would be so unscrupulous, running and saying such shameless words.

How arrogant did you say harsh words before?

Did you brag before?

"23333"

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"I almost believed him, the anchor, don't run! If you beat him, he knelt down and called him Dad!"

"Don't be a coward! Anchor, you have already pulled out your 20-meter knife."

"Don't run! Hit it head on, we'll cheer you on."

......

As Ye Tian ran, he glanced at the live broadcast room and said angrily: "You really think I'm stupid! That's an elephant, I'm so thin with thin arms and legs, I want to die! It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years. , when I'm ready next time, do..."

Before I finished speaking, I only felt that something hit my body from behind, and I slammed into the street!

If it doesn't feel wrong, it's water flow!

wipe!

This forest elephant can spray so far, water gun!

dong dong dong!

Ye Tian was about to get up and run, but when he got up together, the forest elephant was already beside him.

Huge stature, what a great pressure!

Ye Tian suddenly had something to say in his heart!

After finally becoming a good person, this is the reward. Isn't it all said that good people have good rewards?

What about the good return?

fraud!

呲呲!

Another stream of water sprayed on the face,

Drizzle Ye Tian into chicken soup.

Ye Tian's forehead was twisted immediately, he was so angry, and he spit, there was no end.

When he raised his head and saw the trunk of the elephant sticking out in front of him, he could even feel the water flowing inside, and immediately slapped it.

"Don't make trouble, I'm really angry if I make trouble again."

呲呲!

The water stream shot from the side, shooting a large beach, and the turf flew up, with great strength.

Ye Tian, ​​who was watching, twitched his hand and slapped the realigned trunk again.

I have to say that after hitting him twice, the forest elephant was really honest and stopped spraying water on him.

Instead, he stretched out his trunk directly, rolled his waist, and placed it lightly on the elephant's back.

What the hell!

Ye Tian was completely stunned. Originally the elephant stretched out its trunk, but he thought he was going to be beaten to death, but he never thought that he would end up on the back of the elephant.

Can he do it?

Isn't his ultimate goal to successfully sit on the back of the elephant?

After all, it is possible to train forest elephants in this way.

Does this work?

Me, he, he knew that he should have hit it long ago, how could he have no idea that the effect of his two slaps was so strong.

If he had known earlier, he would have run away, and let him spit many times.

Nima, what is this operation?

Could it be that the forest elephant itself lacks training? Or is this some kind of code?

Like Open Sesame, that spell?

He didn't understand it anyway, and he didn't want to.

At this time, he was just thinking, sure enough, good people still have good rewards, but why hasn't the system prompted to complete the task?

After the forest elephant leader put Ye Tian on his back, he roared at the elephant group twice, and then started to move.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were completely stunned. They thought that Ye Tian couldn't run away, and even beat the elephant trunk to death, but they never expected...

"Damn! What happened?"

"Why didn't I get it?"

"I saw the anchor slap the elephant twice and then slap it on the elephant's back."

"I'll go, that's fine, what's this operation?"

"Is there a brick house? Call the brick house! Please come out and explain it!"

"What happened? Please explain!"

"Anchor, what happened, can you explain?"

...'...

At this time, Ye Tian seemed to be very leisurely. The forest elephant was not walking very fast at this time. The elephant had a broad back, sat firmly, was in a good mood, and felt very comfortable. It was just that the task was not completed, which made him a little puzzled, but this should also be the case. A good place to start.

Seeing the water friends calling in the live broadcast room, he smiled confidently, and he stroked his hair with his hands, pointing to Jiang Shan and saying, "Nonsense, of course, the elephant was frightened by my momentum, slapped and slapped, and surrendered obediently, if it wasn't for me just now. Don't let it kneel, stand up straight, it has been scared to kneel in front of me, um, do you think I am a dick? Are you surprised? In fact, this is a common occurrence for me, just blame me So handsome, so bright..."

Ye Tian was babbling nonsense, and when he heard the live broadcast, everyone in the live broadcast room was fascinated and couldn't take their eyes off.

After all, no one has ever been so thick-skinned, and it is estimated that the artillery can't get through, and they almost believed the key point.

Fortunately, they all saw the whole process.

"2333"

"2333333"

"If I hadn't read it, I would have almost believed it."

"I just didn't know who was spit on by the elephant, got angry and said cruel words, ran away, and now is talking nonsense in a serious manner, I just want to ask, anchor, can you teach your face? I want to learn! I also want to be like you Brag. [Kneeling expression]"

"The young people upstairs are very insightful? You will become a person like me in the future. Work hard!"

"2333.... Ever since I watched this live broadcast, I used to be a pure, pure and spotless child, and I would blush when I talked to girls, but now, when I see the goddess, I will say without changing my face, are you going to eat me? Then I was beaten."

"2333.... Since I watched this live broadcast, the boss has praised me very well. This month's performance has caught up with the previous year. The boss insisted on marrying his 300-pound daughter to me, saying that I would brag like this. There are really not many boys."

"Anyway, since I watched this live broadcast, the shamelessness of the anchor went beyond shock, and I found that my face has become thicker, and I am really close to Zhu Zhechi. This may be my only gain. After all, the anchor does all the shameful things. However, you are still afraid of shameful things."

"Cough cough~~ In fact, elephants, the act of getting close to the same kind, will spray water at you, because this is the way elephants play, showing that they have a good impression of you and want to be close to you."

"...So then, the forest elephant spat at the anchor before and was getting close to the anchor. This... It is estimated that the anchor knows that his heart is broken."

......

Ye Tian did see what the water friend said, and was stunned. He carefully searched for information about elephants in his mind, especially about the way elephants get close to humans.

The corners of his eyes twitched, Nima, really.

At the same time, he patted the elephant's trunk twice, which means he didn't want to play, so the forest elephant rolled him onto his back.

Knowing the truth, his tears almost fell.

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